Re: [balita-anda] Re: [OT] The modern rules of advertising?The Opp.
Wakaka...makne zalwa lucu pisan euy!! Jadi geli sendiri nih baca commentnya, xixixiixiii... On 9/9/05 1:37 AM, "Aseani Setiyadi" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > - Original Message - > From: ERIK <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: balita-anda@balita-anda.com > Subject: [OT] The modern rules of advertising? > Date: Fri, 9 Sep 2005 15:10:50 +0700 > >> >> The modern rules of advertising? >> AD BREAKDOWN >> The Magazine's review of advertising >> >> Men are tired of their portrayal in advertising, according >> to a new book by Michael Buerk. But images of men behaving >> stupidly is not the only cliche which irritates writer John >> Camm. >> >> Dad in muddy boots walking blithely across a kitchen floor >> just cleaned by an exasperated mum who just gives a >> frustrated but loving smile to her giggly children, who cry >> out: "Da-a-ad!". >> >> Just one advertising cliche, and just one where no-one >> behaves like people really do. >> >> It's the kind of thing which irritates John Camm. "It's >> tiresome to see male characters in adverts who don't >> resemble anyone you know," he says. "But what's perhaps >> worse is the absolute reliance of advertising on its own >> regurgitated cliches." >> >> He has drawn up a list of seemingly unwritten rules which, >> he concludes, might as well be the Advertising Bible. Add >> your views to his list at the foot of the page. >> >> 1. Men are obsessed with sex but will forego sex in order to >> watch football or drink beer. > > Not happen at ikhwan, since no time for football or drink beer. > >> 2. Women are locked in a constant battle with their weight/ >> body shape/hairstyle. > > Some were not at weight, some were not at hairstyle n some were not at ody > shape. m at one of these three [can guess what?] > >> 3. Career success is entirely based on your ability to >> impress your boss. > > For me? U totally rite > >> 4. Mums are often harassed but NEVER depressed/unable to >> cope. > > Mm > >> 5. Any act of male stupidity (e.g. walking across a clean >> floor in muddy boots, putting the dog in the dishwasher, >> etc.) will be met with a wry smile, not genuine annoyance >> /anger. > > So my husband alike > >> 6. Married men will flirt with other, younger women but >> NEVER act upon it. > > Really?? Wish this is my hubby's type > >> 7. Anyone with a scientific career will have a bad haircut >> and dreadful clothes. > > Not 4 Intan Dima, DSA SpPA > >> 8. If you work for the emergency services, you are a better >> person than the general population. > > Yupbut not 4 suster plus > >> 9. Elderly relatives NEVER suffer from senile dementia. > > out of idea > >> 10. Scandinavians are, without exception, blonde and >> beautiful. > > Hmm..is it me > >> 11. Women have jobs they never do in real life, e.g. >> dockworker (who looks like a model). > > smthing out of planets? > >> 12. Children will not eat fruit or vegetables. Ever. > > Zalwa gak lha yauwww > >> 13. Both men and women find driving deeply pleasurable, >> never boring or stressful. > > Not 4 me & hubby...gak punya boil seh > >> 14. Men are inherently lazy/slobbish; women are the reverse. > > Hahhh, is it u? > >> 15. Chocolate, however, will cause women to immediately fall >> into the languor of the opium eater. > > Yap!!!Then brows my www.indocoklat.com ...xixixixi > >> 16. High Street bank staff are (A) friends of the customers, >> and (B) of slightly above-average attractiveness (only >> if female). > > No idea > >> 17. Modern men own a cat. > > The Persian One, yea, u rite...n wit the red roll-royce...hmmm, u totally rite > >> 18. Hot beverages have miraculous rejuvenating effects. > > Yg ini gak nyangkut dink > >> 19. Professional people have strangely trivial >> preoccupations, e.g. a female barrister who is morbidly >> obsessed with finding a healthy snack bar. > > waduh, kok banyak amir seh > >> 20. All women (except stay-at-home housewives) have >> interesting and enjoyable careers. > > Yeee, sapa bilang...cb tanya Helvy Tiana Rosa...she has the most enjoyable > careers > >> 21. Any over-the-counter medical product will work instantly >> and 100% effectively. > > Dah mulai capek neh ngetiknya > >> 22. Children know more than adults. > > dah dibuktiin CDC gak??? ntar gak valid lagi dah > >> 23. Women never merely hop in and out of the shower, instead >> preferring to act out some sort of soapy Dance of the >> Seven Veils. > > waduh, msh tiga neh > >> 24. School is a happy experience for all children. > > Hueks...play group only, could be > >> 25. Tortilla chips are the most exciting experience any >> group of young people can experience. > > Any CDC supporting data??? is it valid??? > >> 26. Playing bingo is THE number one pastime among 18-25 year >> old British women. > > Yeah, n w
[balita-anda] Re: [OT] The modern rules of advertising?The Opp.
- Original Message - From: ERIK <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: balita-anda@balita-anda.com Subject: [OT] The modern rules of advertising? Date: Fri, 9 Sep 2005 15:10:50 +0700 > > The modern rules of advertising? > AD BREAKDOWN > The Magazine's review of advertising > > Men are tired of their portrayal in advertising, according > to a new book by Michael Buerk. But images of men behaving > stupidly is not the only cliche which irritates writer John > Camm. > > Dad in muddy boots walking blithely across a kitchen floor > just cleaned by an exasperated mum who just gives a > frustrated but loving smile to her giggly children, who cry > out: "Da-a-ad!". > > Just one advertising cliche, and just one where no-one > behaves like people really do. > > It's the kind of thing which irritates John Camm. "It's > tiresome to see male characters in adverts who don't > resemble anyone you know," he says. "But what's perhaps > worse is the absolute reliance of advertising on its own > regurgitated cliches." > > He has drawn up a list of seemingly unwritten rules which, > he concludes, might as well be the Advertising Bible. Add > your views to his list at the foot of the page. > > 1. Men are obsessed with sex but will forego sex in order to > watch football or drink beer. Not happen at ikhwan, since no time for football or drink beer. > 2. Women are locked in a constant battle with their weight/ > body shape/hairstyle. Some were not at weight, some were not at hairstyle n some were not at ody shape. m at one of these three [can guess what?] > 3. Career success is entirely based on your ability to > impress your boss. For me? U totally rite > 4. Mums are often harassed but NEVER depressed/unable to > cope. Mm > 5. Any act of male stupidity (e.g. walking across a clean > floor in muddy boots, putting the dog in the dishwasher, > etc.) will be met with a wry smile, not genuine annoyance > /anger. So my husband alike > 6. Married men will flirt with other, younger women but > NEVER act upon it. Really?? Wish this is my hubby's type > 7. Anyone with a scientific career will have a bad haircut > and dreadful clothes. Not 4 Intan Dima, DSA SpPA > 8. If you work for the emergency services, you are a better > person than the general population. Yupbut not 4 suster plus > 9. Elderly relatives NEVER suffer from senile dementia. out of idea > 10. Scandinavians are, without exception, blonde and > beautiful. Hmm..is it me > 11. Women have jobs they never do in real life, e.g. > dockworker (who looks like a model). smthing out of planets? > 12. Children will not eat fruit or vegetables. Ever. Zalwa gak lha yauwww > 13. Both men and women find driving deeply pleasurable, > never boring or stressful. Not 4 me & hubby...gak punya boil seh > 14. Men are inherently lazy/slobbish; women are the reverse. Hahhh, is it u? > 15. Chocolate, however, will cause women to immediately fall > into the languor of the opium eater. Yap!!!Then brows my www.indocoklat.com ...xixixixi > 16. High Street bank staff are (A) friends of the customers, > and (B) of slightly above-average attractiveness (only > if female). No idea > 17. Modern men own a cat. The Persian One, yea, u rite...n wit the red roll-royce...hmmm, u totally rite > 18. Hot beverages have miraculous rejuvenating effects. Yg ini gak nyangkut dink > 19. Professional people have strangely trivial > preoccupations, e.g. a female barrister who is morbidly > obsessed with finding a healthy snack bar. waduh, kok banyak amir seh > 20. All women (except stay-at-home housewives) have > interesting and enjoyable careers. Yeee, sapa bilang...cb tanya Helvy Tiana Rosa...she has the most enjoyable careers > 21. Any over-the-counter medical product will work instantly > and 100% effectively. Dah mulai capek neh ngetiknya > 22. Children know more than adults. dah dibuktiin CDC gak??? ntar gak valid lagi dah > 23. Women never merely hop in and out of the shower, instead > preferring to act out some sort of soapy Dance of the > Seven Veils. waduh, msh tiga neh > 24. School is a happy experience for all children. Hueks...play group only, could be > 25. Tortilla chips are the most exciting experience any > group of young people can experience. Any CDC supporting data??? is it valid??? > 26. Playing bingo is THE number one pastime among 18-25 year > old British women. Yeah, n we, here, Indonesian old womens, busy of babies stufffhrrhh > A version of this article first appeared in the e-mail > comment sheet The Friday Thing. > > Your suggestions of cliches in advertising. > > Science's most important applications are smoothing out > wrinkles and making hair shiny. > (Karen, Luton) > > > Yoghurt-based products can change your life. Want to be a > bril
