Re:Re [Humore]Theory of Everything these daze
Title: Re:Re [Humore]Theory of Everything these daze - Original Message - From: Moen Creek To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, February 22, 2003 4:50 PM Subject: Re:Re [Humore]Theory of Everything these daze Hi Markess Thanks for this good chuckle. Our organic group has just gone through and experience with our local council in an effort to get the organics industry acknowlegded in there District plan. They turned us down as they did not want to be seen us picking winners, as it may mean that other industries may want the same thing as well and that would mean extra work for council.So much for fostering economic developement. Thanks Tony R.
Re:Re [Humore]Theory of Everything these daze
Title: Re:Re [Humore]Theory of Everything these daze Dear Markess, I love your humour, will send it to our local Member of Parliament. James - Original Message - From: Moen Creek To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, February 22, 2003 2:50 PM Subject: Re:Re [Humore]Theory of Everything these daze A major research institution has recently announced the discovery oftheheaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element hasbeententatively named Governmentium.Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,and224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, whicharesurrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.Sincegovernmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can bedetected asit impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minuteamountof governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to completewhen itwould normally take less than a second.Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay, butinstead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistantneutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium'smasswill actually increase over time, since each reorganization will causesomemorons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists tospeculatethat governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantityinconcentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as CriticalMorass.
Re:Re [Humore]Theory of Everything these daze
Title: Re:Re [Humore]Theory of Everything these daze A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
