[freenet-chat] Re: [freenet-devl] Re: April Fools Day

2002-04-02 Thread Timm Murray
> David Allen:
> > Maybe I'm just a humorless bastard, but I didn't think that one in 
> > particular was very funny.
> 
> Last year's was just incomparably better:
> 
>   http://www.uwsg.iu.edu/hypermail/linux/kernel/0104.0/0007.html

Yeah, last year's was better.  Although I liked his description of RMS this 
year, where he 
described him as an open source advocate.  I must wonder if RMS himself 
realized it was 
a joke . . . 

Most of the online jokes were crap this year.  Though the IPoXML RFC was pretty 
good 
(a.k.a. the BLOAT protocol).  I don't think it compares to the Infinate Monkey 
protocol.

> 
> Neither of them fooled anyone, but at least that was funny.
> 
> > IMHO a good April fools joke should include confusion, humor, 
> > and maybe a spoonful of the incredulous, but it shouldn't be
> > intentionally aimed at just pissing a whole lot of people off (like
> > the slashdot "jokes").  I guess it depends on where the joke is 
> > targeted.  Is it supposed to be funny for just the person playing the
> > joke, or everyone?
> 
> No. If that were the point, we'd call the occasion something like
> April Joke or April Happy Silly Funny Day.
> 
> Do they really have anything offensive on slashdot?

Slashdot itself.

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[freenet-chat] pirates of silicon valley

2002-04-02 Thread Aaron Ingebrigtsen
I just watched that move, Pirates of Silicon Valley, and have gained a new 
hatred for Microsoft and Bill Gates.  But, the Mac people, especialy Steve 
Jobs, aren't all that much better, moraly.  Jobs' people basicaly stole 
thier GUI technology from Xerox, but only because the Xerox execs were 
morons.  And Bill Gates' people basicaly stole DOS from some tiny computer 
company somewhere.  If Bill hadn't been able to get ahold of DOS, Microsoft 
would have died before it even got started.  If the Xerox execs weren't 
incredibly stupid enough to just give away all their software people had 
been working on, things would be VERY different today.  Who knows, maybe Mac 
would be the major computer people use, with either a license for the GUI or 
an outright purchase of the whole thing.  Who knows.  But at least Micro$oft 
wouldn't be the major thorn in the side of computer progress that they are 
now.

GRRR, I HATE Micro$oft!

Krepta.

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[freenet-chat] Re: [freenet-devl] Re: April Fools Day

2002-04-02 Thread Mark J Roberts
David Allen:
> Maybe I'm just a humorless bastard, but I didn't think that one in 
> particular was very funny.

Last year's was just incomparably better:

http://www.uwsg.iu.edu/hypermail/linux/kernel/0104.0/0007.html

Neither of them fooled anyone, but at least that was funny.

> IMHO a good April fools joke should include confusion, humor, 
> and maybe a spoonful of the incredulous, but it shouldn't be
> intentionally aimed at just pissing a whole lot of people off (like
> the slashdot "jokes").  I guess it depends on where the joke is 
> targeted.  Is it supposed to be funny for just the person playing the
> joke, or everyone?

No. If that were the point, we'd call the occasion something like
April Joke or April Happy Silly Funny Day.

Do they really have anything offensive on slashdot?

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[freenet-chat] Re: [freenet-devl] Re: April Fools Day

2002-04-02 Thread Nick Urban
http://www.blug.linux.no/rfc1149/

It's a bit funnier once you see that it's actually been used.

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Timm Murray:
> Most of the online jokes were crap this year.  Though the IPoXML RFC was
pretty good
> (a.k.a. the BLOAT protocol).  I don't think it compares to the Infinate
Monkey protocol.

I never liked the joke protocols very much. Oh, ha ha ha, they're
going to use pigeons for internet traffic. Laugh, clap.

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[freenet-chat] Numconv

2002-04-02 Thread Mark J Roberts
Mark J Roberts:
> static inline char *integer_to_string(unsigned int n, unsigned int base)
> {
>   static char s[33];
>   char *p = s + sizeof(s) - 1;
>   if (!n)
>   *--p = '0';
>   else
>   do *--p = integer_to_char(n % base);
>   while ((n /= base) > 0);
>   return p;
> }

Oops. The special case is useless. See, I told you I'd fuck it up!

Just ignore the stuff I wrote about the special case and viddy how
integer_to_char(0 % 10) = '0' and (0 /= 10) = 0.

static inline char *integer_to_string(unsigned int n, unsigned int base)
{
static char s[33];
char *p = s + sizeof(s) - 1;
do *--p = integer_to_char(n % base);
while ((n /= base) > 0);
return p;
}

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