Re: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-28 Thread David L. Blair

Ouch, play nice.

-dlb

Mark  Monica Baker  wrote in message
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 Sorry, that's only one example. The other 2 examples are Microsoft WinOS
and
 Intel CPUs.

 Mark

 Through Simplicity you may become a simpleton. Through Complexity you may
 become redundant

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 Extra Credit answer is 42.  Reference see Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.


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 Dennis H  wrote in message
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]">news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]...
  I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who shall remain
  nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been removed as we all
  know. However an extra credit task has been added!
 
 
 
  CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning
 
  1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the present
day,
  concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political,
  economic, religious, and philosophical  impact on Europe, Asia, America,
 and
  Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.
 
  2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a
 bottle
  of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has
  been inspected. You have 10 minutes.
 
  3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm them. You may
 use
  any ancient language except Latin or Greek.
 
  4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if
 this
  form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special
 attention
  to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your
  thesis.
 
  5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and
drum.
  You will find a piano under your chair.
 
  6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional
 stability,
  degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the
following:
 
  a. Alexander of Aphrodisias
 
  b. Ramses II
 
  c. Gregory of Nicea
 
  d. Iammurati
 
  Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making
  appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.
 
 
 
  CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Afternoon
 
  7. Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of
the
  world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.
 
  8. Define management. Define Science. How do they relate? Why? Create a
  generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming an
 IBM
  3270 with 257 Radio Shack and Panasonic terminals and each terminal to
  activate your algorithm. Design the communications interface and all the
  necessary control programs.
 
  9. The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a
 box
  on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual printed in
Swahili.
  In 5 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take
  whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your
 decision.
 
  10. There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start WWIII. Report
 at
  length on its socio-political effects, if any.
 
  11. Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your
  position.
 
  12. Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation
of
  the impact of the development of mathematics on science.
 
  13. Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance.
  Compare this with the development of any other kind of thought.
 
 
 
  Extra Credit:
 
  Define the universe. Give three examples.




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Re: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-27 Thread David L. Blair

Extra Credit answer is 42.  Reference see Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.


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   Through Simplicity there is Complexity

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Dennis H  wrote in message
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 I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who shall remain
 nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been removed as we all
 know. However an extra credit task has been added!



 CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning

 1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the present day,
 concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political,
 economic, religious, and philosophical  impact on Europe, Asia, America,
and
 Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

 2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a
bottle
 of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has
 been inspected. You have 10 minutes.

 3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm them. You may
use
 any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

 4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if
this
 form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special
attention
 to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your
 thesis.

 5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum.
 You will find a piano under your chair.

 6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional
stability,
 degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following:

 a. Alexander of Aphrodisias

 b. Ramses II

 c. Gregory of Nicea

 d. Iammurati

 Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making
 appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.



 CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Afternoon

 7. Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the
 world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

 8. Define management. Define Science. How do they relate? Why? Create a
 generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming an
IBM
 3270 with 257 Radio Shack and Panasonic terminals and each terminal to
 activate your algorithm. Design the communications interface and all the
 necessary control programs.

 9. The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a
box
 on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual printed in Swahili.
 In 5 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take
 whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your
decision.

 10. There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start WWIII. Report
at
 length on its socio-political effects, if any.

 11. Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your
 position.

 12. Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of
 the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

 13. Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance.
 Compare this with the development of any other kind of thought.



 Extra Credit:

 Define the universe. Give three examples.




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RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-27 Thread Mark Monica Baker

Sorry, that's only one example. The other 2 examples are Microsoft WinOS and
Intel CPUs.

Mark

Through Simplicity you may become a simpleton. Through Complexity you may
become redundant

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From:   David L. Blair [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Monday, August 27, 2001 8:32 PM
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Subject:Re: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

Extra Credit answer is 42.  Reference see Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.


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Through Complexity there is Simplicity,
   Through Simplicity there is Complexity

David L. Blair - CCNP, CCNA, MCSE, CBE, A+, 3Wizard



Dennis H  wrote in message
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 I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who shall remain
 nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been removed as we all
 know. However an extra credit task has been added!



 CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning

 1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the present day,
 concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political,
 economic, religious, and philosophical  impact on Europe, Asia, America,
and
 Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

 2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a
bottle
 of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has
 been inspected. You have 10 minutes.

 3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm them. You may
use
 any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

 4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if
this
 form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special
attention
 to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your
 thesis.

 5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum.
 You will find a piano under your chair.

 6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional
stability,
 degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following:

 a. Alexander of Aphrodisias

 b. Ramses II

 c. Gregory of Nicea

 d. Iammurati

 Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making
 appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.



 CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Afternoon

 7. Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the
 world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

 8. Define management. Define Science. How do they relate? Why? Create a
 generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming an
IBM
 3270 with 257 Radio Shack and Panasonic terminals and each terminal to
 activate your algorithm. Design the communications interface and all the
 necessary control programs.

 9. The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a
box
 on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual printed in Swahili.
 In 5 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take
 whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your
decision.

 10. There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start WWIII. Report
at
 length on its socio-political effects, if any.

 11. Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your
 position.

 12. Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of
 the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

 13. Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance.
 Compare this with the development of any other kind of thought.



 Extra Credit:

 Define the universe. Give three examples.




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RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-27 Thread Baker, Jason

damn where are all those McGuyver videos i am sure they are all on at least
one episode.




 
 
 
  CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning
 
  1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the present
 day,
  concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political,
  economic, religious, and philosophical  impact on Europe, Asia, America,
 and
  Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.
 
  2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a
 bottle
  of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has
  been inspected. You have 10 minutes.
 
  3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm them. You may
 use
  any ancient language except Latin or Greek.
 
  4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if
 this
  form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special
 attention
  to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your
  thesis.
 
  5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and
 drum.
  You will find a piano under your chair.
 
  6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional
 stability,
  degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the
 following:
 
  a. Alexander of Aphrodisias
 
  b. Ramses II
 
  c. Gregory of Nicea
 
  d. Iammurati
 
  Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making
  appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.
 
 
 
  CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Afternoon
 
  7. Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of
 the
  world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.
 
  8. Define management. Define Science. How do they relate? Why? Create a
  generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming an
 IBM
  3270 with 257 Radio Shack and Panasonic terminals and each terminal to
  activate your algorithm. Design the communications interface and all the
  necessary control programs.
 
  9. The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a
 box
  on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual printed in
 Swahili.
  In 5 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take
  whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your
 decision.
 
  10. There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start WWIII. Report
 at
  length on its socio-political effects, if any.
 
  11. Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your
  position.
 
  12. Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation
 of
  the impact of the development of mathematics on science.
 
  13. Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance.
  Compare this with the development of any other kind of thought.
 
 
 
  Extra Credit:
 
  Define the universe. Give three examples.




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Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-23 Thread Dennis H

I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who shall remain
nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been removed as we all
know. However an extra credit task has been added!



CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning

1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the present day,
concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political,
economic, religious, and philosophical  impact on Europe, Asia, America, and
Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle
of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has
been inspected. You have 10 minutes.

3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm them. You may use
any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this
form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention
to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your
thesis.

5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum.
You will find a piano under your chair.

6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability,
degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following:

a. Alexander of Aphrodisias

b. Ramses II

c. Gregory of Nicea

d. Iammurati

Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making
appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.



CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Afternoon

7. Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the
world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

8. Define management. Define Science. How do they relate? Why? Create a
generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming an IBM
3270 with 257 Radio Shack and Panasonic terminals and each terminal to
activate your algorithm. Design the communications interface and all the
necessary control programs.

9. The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box
on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual printed in Swahili.
In 5 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take
whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.

10. There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start WWIII. Report at
length on its socio-political effects, if any.

11. Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your
position.

12. Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of
the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

13. Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance.
Compare this with the development of any other kind of thought.



Extra Credit:

Define the universe. Give three examples.




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RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-23 Thread Mark Monica Baker

Well, most of those are pretty self-explanatory, except # 9, which is a 
trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving answers, but, what the 'ell: 
Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using the Swahili manual (section c, 
paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours of prayer, which will put you 
over your time limit). Instead, take the barrel of the rifle and club your 
fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag them to the door so the Bengal 
tiger will find them first. Continue with question 10 (which requires VoIP 
configuration).

Mark

-Original Message-
From:   Dennis H [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who shall remain
nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been removed as we all
know. However an extra credit task has been added!



CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning

1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the present day,
concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political,
economic, religious, and philosophical  impact on Europe, Asia, America, 
and
Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a 
bottle
of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has
been inspected. You have 10 minutes.

3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm them. You may 
use
any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if 
this
form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special 
attention
to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your
thesis.

5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum.
You will find a piano under your chair.

6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional 
stability,
degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following:

a. Alexander of Aphrodisias

b. Ramses II

c. Gregory of Nicea

d. Iammurati

Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making
appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.



CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Afternoon

7. Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the
world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

8. Define management. Define Science. How do they relate? Why? Create a
generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming an IBM
3270 with 257 Radio Shack and Panasonic terminals and each terminal to
activate your algorithm. Design the communications interface and all the
necessary control programs.

9. The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box
on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual printed in Swahili.
In 5 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take
whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.

10. There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start WWIII. Report at
length on its socio-political effects, if any.

11. Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your
position.

12. Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of
the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

13. Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance.
Compare this with the development of any other kind of thought.



Extra Credit:

Define the universe. Give three examples.




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RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-23 Thread Shaw, Winston Mr 5 SIG CMD

You guys sure have a good sense of humour. Anyway,the 2 day lab exam I took
recently was much more difficult than this new upcoming 1 day exam. 

Day 1 of old exam

1. Do this and do that. You are not allowed to use this and that.
2.Configure this and configure that. You are not allowed to use this or
that.

Day 2 of old exam

1. Do more of this and more of that. You are not allowed to do this or that.
2. Troubleshoot this and troubleshoot that. You are not allowed to use this
or that.

The instuctor was very helpful. 
Candidate-(5 mins before end of day 1) What is this and that ??
Proctor-- I am not allowed to tell you that.

I am only joking folks, good luck to all of you who are making the trek.

Winston.


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Well, most of those are pretty self-explanatory, except # 9, which is a 
trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving answers, but, what the 'ell: 
Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using the Swahili manual (section c, 
paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours of prayer, which will put you 
over your time limit). Instead, take the barrel of the rifle and club your 
fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag them to the door so the Bengal 
tiger will find them first. Continue with question 10 (which requires VoIP 
configuration).

Mark

-Original Message-
From:   Dennis H [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who shall remain
nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been removed as we all
know. However an extra credit task has been added!



CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning

1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the present day,
concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political,
economic, religious, and philosophical  impact on Europe, Asia, America, 
and
Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a 
bottle
of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has
been inspected. You have 10 minutes.

3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm them. You may 
use
any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if 
this
form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special 
attention
to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your
thesis.

5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum.
You will find a piano under your chair.

6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional 
stability,
degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following:

a. Alexander of Aphrodisias

b. Ramses II

c. Gregory of Nicea

d. Iammurati

Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making
appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.



CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Afternoon

7. Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the
world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

8. Define management. Define Science. How do they relate? Why? Create a
generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming an IBM
3270 with 257 Radio Shack and Panasonic terminals and each terminal to
activate your algorithm. Design the communications interface and all the
necessary control programs.

9. The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box
on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual printed in Swahili.
In 5 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take
whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.

10. There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start WWIII. Report at
length on its socio-political effects, if any.

11. Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your
position.

12. Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of
the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

13. Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance.
Compare this with the development of any other kind of thought.



Extra Credit:

Define the universe. Give three examples.




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Re: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-23 Thread Dennis H

Thanks Mark!

Excellent solution...  Number nine had me stumped a bit but I didn't have
the advantage of seeing the manual.  I think I'm ready for the lab now!

Dennis


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 Well, most of those are pretty self-explanatory, except # 9, which is a
 trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving answers, but, what the 'ell:
 Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using the Swahili manual (section c,
 paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours of prayer, which will put you
 over your time limit). Instead, take the barrel of the rifle and club your
 fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag them to the door so the
Bengal
 tiger will find them first. Continue with question 10 (which requires VoIP
 configuration).

 Mark

 -Original Message-
 From: Dennis H [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

 I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who shall remain
 nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been removed as we all
 know. However an extra credit task has been added!



 CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning

 1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the present day,
 concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political,
 economic, religious, and philosophical  impact on Europe, Asia, America,
 and
 Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

 2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a
 bottle
 of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has
 been inspected. You have 10 minutes.

 3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm them. You may
 use
 any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

 4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if
 this
 form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special
 attention
 to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your
 thesis.

 5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum.
 You will find a piano under your chair.

 6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional
 stability,
 degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following:

 a. Alexander of Aphrodisias

 b. Ramses II

 c. Gregory of Nicea

 d. Iammurati

 Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making
 appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.



 CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Afternoon

 7. Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the
 world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

 8. Define management. Define Science. How do they relate? Why? Create a
 generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming an
IBM
 3270 with 257 Radio Shack and Panasonic terminals and each terminal to
 activate your algorithm. Design the communications interface and all the
 necessary control programs.

 9. The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a
box
 on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual printed in Swahili.
 In 5 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take
 whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your
decision.

 10. There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start WWIII. Report
at
 length on its socio-political effects, if any.

 11. Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your
 position.

 12. Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of
 the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

 13. Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance.
 Compare this with the development of any other kind of thought.



 Extra Credit:

 Define the universe. Give three examples.




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RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-23 Thread Wright, Jeremy

I actually heard that the Rifle Part was not in Swahili, but
Aborigineseven though I have been studying the binary Swahili
methodologies in relationship to Bengal Tigers, I feel the Aborigines format
will be much more challenging.

-Original Message-
From:   Shaw, Winston Mr 5 SIG CMD
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:13 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab!
[7:16960]

You guys sure have a good sense of humour. Anyway,the 2 day
lab exam I took
recently was much more difficult than this new upcoming 1
day exam. 

Day 1 of old exam

1. Do this and do that. You are not allowed to use this and
that.
2.Configure this and configure that. You are not allowed to
use this or
that.

Day 2 of old exam

1. Do more of this and more of that. You are not allowed to
do this or that.
2. Troubleshoot this and troubleshoot that. You are not
allowed to use this
or that.

The instuctor was very helpful. 
Candidate-(5 mins before end of day 1) What is this and
that ??
Proctor-- I am not allowed to tell you that.

I am only joking folks, good luck to all of you who are
making the trek.

Winston.


-Original Message-
From: Mark  Monica Baker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:46 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


Well, most of those are pretty self-explanatory, except # 9,
which is a 
trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving answers, but,
what the 'ell: 
Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using the Swahili
manual (section c, 
paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours of prayer, which
will put you 
over your time limit). Instead, take the barrel of the rifle
and club your 
fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag them to the
door so the Bengal 
tiger will find them first. Continue with question 10 (which
requires VoIP 
configuration).

Mark

-Original Message-
From:   Dennis H [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who
shall remain
nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been
removed as we all
know. However an extra credit task has been added!



CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning

1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the
present day,
concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its
social, political,
economic, religious, and philosophical  impact on Europe,
Asia, America, 
and
Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of
gauze, and a 
bottle
of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until
your work has
been inspected. You have 10 minutes.

3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm
them. You may 
use
any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human
culture if 
this
form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with
special 
attention
to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System.
Prove your
thesis.

5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with
flute and drum.
You will find a piano under your chair.

6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the
emotional 
stability,
degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of
the following:

a. Alexander of Aphrodisias

b. Ramses II

c. Gregory of Nicea

d. Iammurati

Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's
work, making
appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.



CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Afternoon

7. Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany
the end of the
world. Construct an experiment to test your

RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-23 Thread Peter Slow

Was james bond a CCIE?


-Original Message-
From: Wright, Jeremy [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:06 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


I actually heard that the Rifle Part was not in Swahili, but
Aborigineseven though I have been studying the binary Swahili
methodologies in relationship to Bengal Tigers, I feel the Aborigines format
will be much more challenging.

-Original Message-
From:   Shaw, Winston Mr 5 SIG CMD
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:13 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab!
[7:16960]

You guys sure have a good sense of humour. Anyway,the 2 day
lab exam I took
recently was much more difficult than this new upcoming 1
day exam. 

Day 1 of old exam

1. Do this and do that. You are not allowed to use this and
that.
2.Configure this and configure that. You are not allowed to
use this or
that.

Day 2 of old exam

1. Do more of this and more of that. You are not allowed to
do this or that.
2. Troubleshoot this and troubleshoot that. You are not
allowed to use this
or that.

The instuctor was very helpful. 
Candidate-(5 mins before end of day 1) What is this and
that ??
Proctor-- I am not allowed to tell you that.

I am only joking folks, good luck to all of you who are
making the trek.

Winston.


-Original Message-
From: Mark  Monica Baker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:46 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


Well, most of those are pretty self-explanatory, except # 9,
which is a 
trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving answers, but,
what the 'ell: 
Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using the Swahili
manual (section c, 
paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours of prayer, which
will put you 
over your time limit). Instead, take the barrel of the rifle
and club your 
fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag them to the
door so the Bengal 
tiger will find them first. Continue with question 10 (which
requires VoIP 
configuration).

Mark

-Original Message-
From:   Dennis H [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who
shall remain
nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been
removed as we all
know. However an extra credit task has been added!



CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning

1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the
present day,
concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its
social, political,
economic, religious, and philosophical  impact on Europe,
Asia, America, 
and
Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of
gauze, and a 
bottle
of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until
your work has
been inspected. You have 10 minutes.

3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm
them. You may 
use
any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human
culture if 
this
form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with
special 
attention
to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System.
Prove your
thesis.

5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with
flute and drum.
You will find a piano under your chair.

6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the
emotional 
stability,
degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of
the following:

a. Alexander of Aphrodisias

b. Ramses II

c. Gregory of Nicea

d. Iammurati

Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's
work, making
appropriate references. It is not necessary

RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-23 Thread Chuck Larrieu

obviously not. Bond had a license to kill, and used all routes to do so.
CCIE's are only licensed to practice, and try to discover the appropriate
routes to do so.

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of
Peter Slow
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:55 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


Was james bond a CCIE?


-Original Message-
From: Wright, Jeremy [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:06 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


I actually heard that the Rifle Part was not in Swahili, but
Aborigineseven though I have been studying the binary Swahili
methodologies in relationship to Bengal Tigers, I feel the Aborigines format
will be much more challenging.

-Original Message-
From:   Shaw, Winston Mr 5 SIG CMD
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:13 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab!
[7:16960]

You guys sure have a good sense of humour. Anyway,the 2 day
lab exam I took
recently was much more difficult than this new upcoming 1
day exam.

Day 1 of old exam

1. Do this and do that. You are not allowed to use this and
that.
2.Configure this and configure that. You are not allowed to
use this or
that.

Day 2 of old exam

1. Do more of this and more of that. You are not allowed to
do this or that.
2. Troubleshoot this and troubleshoot that. You are not
allowed to use this
or that.

The instuctor was very helpful.
Candidate-(5 mins before end of day 1) What is this and
that ??
Proctor-- I am not allowed to tell you that.

I am only joking folks, good luck to all of you who are
making the trek.

Winston.


-Original Message-
From: Mark  Monica Baker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:46 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


Well, most of those are pretty self-explanatory, except # 9,
which is a
trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving answers, but,
what the 'ell:
Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using the Swahili
manual (section c,
paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours of prayer, which
will put you
over your time limit). Instead, take the barrel of the rifle
and club your
fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag them to the
door so the Bengal
tiger will find them first. Continue with question 10 (which
requires VoIP
configuration).

Mark

-Original Message-
From:   Dennis H [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who
shall remain
nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been
removed as we all
know. However an extra credit task has been added!



CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning

1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the
present day,
concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its
social, political,
economic, religious, and philosophical  impact on Europe,
Asia, America,
and
Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of
gauze, and a
bottle
of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until
your work has
been inspected. You have 10 minutes.

3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm
them. You may
use
any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human
culture if
this
form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with
special
attention
to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System.
Prove your
thesis.

5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with
flute and drum.
You will find a piano under your chair.

6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the
emotional
stability

RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-23 Thread Peter Slow

Very insightful. I had never thought about it like that.
-Original Message-
From: Chuck Larrieu [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 12:11 PM
To: Peter Slow; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


obviously not. Bond had a license to kill, and used all routes to do so.
CCIE's are only licensed to practice, and try to discover the appropriate
routes to do so.

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of
Peter Slow
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:55 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


Was james bond a CCIE?


-Original Message-
From: Wright, Jeremy [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:06 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


I actually heard that the Rifle Part was not in Swahili, but
Aborigineseven though I have been studying the binary Swahili
methodologies in relationship to Bengal Tigers, I feel the Aborigines format
will be much more challenging.

-Original Message-
From:   Shaw, Winston Mr 5 SIG CMD
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:13 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab!
[7:16960]

You guys sure have a good sense of humour. Anyway,the 2 day
lab exam I took
recently was much more difficult than this new upcoming 1
day exam.

Day 1 of old exam

1. Do this and do that. You are not allowed to use this and
that.
2.Configure this and configure that. You are not allowed to
use this or
that.

Day 2 of old exam

1. Do more of this and more of that. You are not allowed to
do this or that.
2. Troubleshoot this and troubleshoot that. You are not
allowed to use this
or that.

The instuctor was very helpful.
Candidate-(5 mins before end of day 1) What is this and
that ??
Proctor-- I am not allowed to tell you that.

I am only joking folks, good luck to all of you who are
making the trek.

Winston.


-Original Message-
From: Mark  Monica Baker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:46 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


Well, most of those are pretty self-explanatory, except # 9,
which is a
trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving answers, but,
what the 'ell:
Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using the Swahili
manual (section c,
paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours of prayer, which
will put you
over your time limit). Instead, take the barrel of the rifle
and club your
fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag them to the
door so the Bengal
tiger will find them first. Continue with question 10 (which
requires VoIP
configuration).

Mark

-Original Message-
From:   Dennis H [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who
shall remain
nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been
removed as we all
know. However an extra credit task has been added!



CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning

1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the
present day,
concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its
social, political,
economic, religious, and philosophical  impact on Europe,
Asia, America,
and
Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of
gauze, and a
bottle
of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until
your work has
been inspected. You have 10 minutes.

3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm
them. You may
use
any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human
culture if
this
form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with
special
attention
to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System.
Prove your
thesis

RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-23 Thread Wright, Jeremy

Put it on ebay...I'll bid on it.Do you also have the Doyle book Swahili
Binary and You: Volume 2?

-Original Message-
From:   Chuck Larrieu [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:09 AM
To: Wright, Jeremy; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab!
[7:16960]

anybody interested in this Swahili-Tagalog dictionary I have
kicking around?

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
Behalf Of
Wright, Jeremy
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:06 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


I actually heard that the Rifle Part was not in Swahili, but
Aborigineseven though I have been studying the binary
Swahili
methodologies in relationship to Bengal Tigers, I feel the
Aborigines format
will be much more challenging.

-Original Message-
From:   Shaw, Winston Mr 5 SIG CMD
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:13 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:RE: Here is the new CCIE 1
day lab!
[7:16960]

You guys sure have a good sense of humour.
Anyway,the 2 day
lab exam I took
recently was much more difficult than this
new upcoming 1
day exam.

Day 1 of old exam

1. Do this and do that. You are not allowed
to use this and
that.
2.Configure this and configure that. You are
not allowed to
use this or
that.

Day 2 of old exam

1. Do more of this and more of that. You are
not allowed to
do this or that.
2. Troubleshoot this and troubleshoot that.
You are not
allowed to use this
or that.

The instuctor was very helpful.
Candidate-(5 mins before end of day 1) What
is this and
that ??
Proctor-- I am not allowed to tell you
that.

I am only joking folks, good luck to all of
you who are
making the trek.

Winston.


-Original Message-
From: Mark  Monica Baker
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:46 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab!
[7:16960]


Well, most of those are pretty
self-explanatory, except # 9,
which is a
trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving
answers, but,
what the 'ell:
Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using
the Swahili
manual (section c,
paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours
of prayer, which
will put you
over your time limit). Instead, take the
barrel of the rifle
and club your
fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag
them to the
door so the Bengal
tiger will find them first. Continue with
question 10 (which
requires VoIP
configuration).

Mark

-Original Message-
From:   Dennis H
[SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:Here is the new CCIE 1 day
lab! [7:16960]

I just got a copy of the new one day lab
from someone who
shall remain
nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting
has been
removed as we all
know. However an extra credit task has been
added!



CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning

1. Describe the history of the papacy from
its origin

RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-23 Thread Ole Drews Jensen

...besides,    wouldn't have made it in the box
offices...

Ole

~~~
 Ole Drews Jensen
 Systems Network Manager
 CCNA, MCSE, MCP+I
 RWR Enterprises, Inc.
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
~~~ 
 http://www.RouterChief.com
~~~
 NEED A JOB ???
 http://www.oledrews.com/job
~~~


-Original Message-
From: Chuck Larrieu [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:27 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


obviously not. Bond had a license to kill, and used all routes to do so.
CCIE's are only licensed to practice, and try to discover the appropriate
routes to do so.

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of
Peter Slow
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:55 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


Was james bond a CCIE?


-Original Message-
From: Wright, Jeremy [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:06 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


I actually heard that the Rifle Part was not in Swahili, but
Aborigineseven though I have been studying the binary Swahili
methodologies in relationship to Bengal Tigers, I feel the Aborigines format
will be much more challenging.

-Original Message-
From:   Shaw, Winston Mr 5 SIG CMD
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:13 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab!
[7:16960]

You guys sure have a good sense of humour. Anyway,the 2 day
lab exam I took
recently was much more difficult than this new upcoming 1
day exam.

Day 1 of old exam

1. Do this and do that. You are not allowed to use this and
that.
2.Configure this and configure that. You are not allowed to
use this or
that.

Day 2 of old exam

1. Do more of this and more of that. You are not allowed to
do this or that.
2. Troubleshoot this and troubleshoot that. You are not
allowed to use this
or that.

The instuctor was very helpful.
Candidate-(5 mins before end of day 1) What is this and
that ??
Proctor-- I am not allowed to tell you that.

I am only joking folks, good luck to all of you who are
making the trek.

Winston.


-Original Message-
From: Mark  Monica Baker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:46 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


Well, most of those are pretty self-explanatory, except # 9,
which is a
trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving answers, but,
what the 'ell:
Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using the Swahili
manual (section c,
paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours of prayer, which
will put you
over your time limit). Instead, take the barrel of the rifle
and club your
fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag them to the
door so the Bengal
tiger will find them first. Continue with question 10 (which
requires VoIP
configuration).

Mark

-Original Message-
From:   Dennis H [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who
shall remain
nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been
removed as we all
know. However an extra credit task has been added!



CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning

1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the
present day,
concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its
social, political,
economic, religious, and philosophical  impact on Europe,
Asia, America,
and
Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of
gauze, and a
bottle
of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until
your work has
been inspected. You have 10 minutes.

3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm
them. You may
use
any ancient language except Latin

RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960] - OOPS!!! [7:17002]

2001-08-23 Thread Ole Drews Jensen

Oops, typing faster than thinking again - must be an underrun problem in
my nerves...

Should have been   0111.

Ole

~~~
 Ole Drews Jensen
 Systems Network Manager
 CCNA, MCSE, MCP+I
 RWR Enterprises, Inc.
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
~~~ 
 http://www.RouterChief.com
~~~
 NEED A JOB ???
 http://www.oledrews.com/job
~~~


-Original Message-
From: Ole Drews Jensen 
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:29 AM
To: 'Chuck Larrieu'; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


...besides,    wouldn't have made it in the box
offices...

Ole

~~~
 Ole Drews Jensen
 Systems Network Manager
 CCNA, MCSE, MCP+I
 RWR Enterprises, Inc.
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
~~~ 
 http://www.RouterChief.com
~~~
 NEED A JOB ???
 http://www.oledrews.com/job
~~~


-Original Message-
From: Chuck Larrieu [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:27 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


obviously not. Bond had a license to kill, and used all routes to do so.
CCIE's are only licensed to practice, and try to discover the appropriate
routes to do so.

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of
Peter Slow
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:55 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


Was james bond a CCIE?


-Original Message-
From: Wright, Jeremy [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:06 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


I actually heard that the Rifle Part was not in Swahili, but
Aborigineseven though I have been studying the binary Swahili
methodologies in relationship to Bengal Tigers, I feel the Aborigines format
will be much more challenging.

-Original Message-
From:   Shaw, Winston Mr 5 SIG CMD
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:13 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab!
[7:16960]

You guys sure have a good sense of humour. Anyway,the 2 day
lab exam I took
recently was much more difficult than this new upcoming 1
day exam.

Day 1 of old exam

1. Do this and do that. You are not allowed to use this and
that.
2.Configure this and configure that. You are not allowed to
use this or
that.

Day 2 of old exam

1. Do more of this and more of that. You are not allowed to
do this or that.
2. Troubleshoot this and troubleshoot that. You are not
allowed to use this
or that.

The instuctor was very helpful.
Candidate-(5 mins before end of day 1) What is this and
that ??
Proctor-- I am not allowed to tell you that.

I am only joking folks, good luck to all of you who are
making the trek.

Winston.


-Original Message-
From: Mark  Monica Baker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:46 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


Well, most of those are pretty self-explanatory, except # 9,
which is a
trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving answers, but,
what the 'ell:
Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using the Swahili
manual (section c,
paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours of prayer, which
will put you
over your time limit). Instead, take the barrel of the rifle
and club your
fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag them to the
door so the Bengal
tiger will find them first. Continue with question 10 (which
requires VoIP
configuration).

Mark

-Original Message-
From:   Dennis H [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject:Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who
shall remain
nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been
removed as we all
know. However an extra credit task has been added!



CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning

1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the
present day

Re: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-23 Thread Tom Lisa

0015???

Prof. Tom Lisa, CCAI
Community College of Southern Nevada
Cisco Regional Networking Academy

Ole Drews Jensen wrote:

  ...besides,    wouldn't have made it in the
  box
  offices...

  Ole

  ~~~
   Ole Drews Jensen
   Systems Network Manager
   CCNA, MCSE, MCP+I
   RWR Enterprises, Inc.
   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  ~~~
   http://www.RouterChief.com
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  -Original Message-
  From: Chuck Larrieu [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:27 AM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

  obviously not. Bond had a license to kill, and used all routes to do
  so.
  CCIE's are only licensed to practice, and try to discover the
  appropriate
  routes to do so.

  -Original Message-
  From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf
  Of
  Peter Slow
  Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:55 AM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

  Was james bond a CCIE?

  -Original Message-
  From: Wright, Jeremy [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:06 AM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

  I actually heard that the Rifle Part was not in Swahili, but
  Aborigineseven though I have been studying the binary Swahili
  methodologies in relationship to Bengal Tigers, I feel the Aborigines
  format
  will be much more challenging.

  -Original Message-
  From:   Shaw, Winston Mr 5 SIG CMD
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:13 AM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject:RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab!
  [7:16960]

  You guys sure have a good sense of humour. Anyway,the
  2 day
  lab exam I took
  recently was much more difficult than this new
  upcoming 1
  day exam.

  Day 1 of old exam

  1. Do this and do that. You are not allowed to use
  this and
  that.
  2.Configure this and configure that. You are not
  allowed to
  use this or
  that.

  Day 2 of old exam

  1. Do more of this and more of that. You are not
  allowed to
  do this or that.
  2. Troubleshoot this and troubleshoot that. You are
  not
  allowed to use this
  or that.

  The instuctor was very helpful.
  Candidate-(5 mins before end of day 1) What is this
  and
  that ??
  Proctor-- I am not allowed to tell you that.

  I am only joking folks, good luck to all of you who
  are
  making the trek.

  Winston.

  -Original Message-
  From: Mark  Monica Baker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:46 PM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab!
  [7:16960]

  Well, most of those are pretty self-explanatory,
  except # 9,
  which is a
  trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving answers,
  but,
  what the 'ell:
  Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using the
  Swahili
  manual (section c,
  paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours of prayer,
  which
  will put you
  over your time limit). Instead, take the barrel of
  the rifle
  and club your
  fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag them to
  the
  door so the Bengal
  tiger will find them first. Continue with question 10
  (which
  requires VoIP
  configuration).

  Mark

  -Original Message-
  From:   Dennis H [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject:Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab!
  [7:16960]

  I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone
  who
  shall remain
  nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been
  removed as we all
  know. However an extra credit task has been added!

  CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning

  1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin
  to the
  present day,
  concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its
  social, political,
  economic, religious, and philosophical  impact on
  Europe,
  Asia, America,
  and
  Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

  2. You

RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

2001-08-23 Thread Ole Drews Jensen

Yeah Yeah - Julian Bond, double-O 15... :-)

No, I caught it 0.71 microseconds after my brain told my finger to bend 4
degress to click to mouse button after the cursor was hanging over the send
button, but at that time it was too late.

Ole

~~~
 Ole Drews Jensen
 Systems Network Manager
 CCNA, MCSE, MCP+I
 RWR Enterprises, Inc.
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
~~~ 
 http://www.RouterChief.com
~~~
 NEED A JOB ???
 http://www.oledrews.com/job
~~~


-Original Message-
From: Tom Lisa [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:27 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]


0015???

Prof. Tom Lisa, CCAI
Community College of Southern Nevada
Cisco Regional Networking Academy

Ole Drews Jensen wrote:

  ...besides,    wouldn't have made it in the
  box
  offices...

  Ole

  ~~~
   Ole Drews Jensen
   Systems Network Manager
   CCNA, MCSE, MCP+I
   RWR Enterprises, Inc.
   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  ~~~
   http://www.RouterChief.com
  ~~~
   NEED A JOB ???
   http://www.oledrews.com/job
  ~~~

  -Original Message-
  From: Chuck Larrieu [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:27 AM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

  obviously not. Bond had a license to kill, and used all routes to do
  so.
  CCIE's are only licensed to practice, and try to discover the
  appropriate
  routes to do so.

  -Original Message-
  From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf
  Of
  Peter Slow
  Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:55 AM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

  Was james bond a CCIE?

  -Original Message-
  From: Wright, Jeremy [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:06 AM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]

  I actually heard that the Rifle Part was not in Swahili, but
  Aborigineseven though I have been studying the binary Swahili
  methodologies in relationship to Bengal Tigers, I feel the Aborigines
  format
  will be much more challenging.

  -Original Message-
  From:   Shaw, Winston Mr 5 SIG CMD
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:13 AM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject:RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab!
  [7:16960]

  You guys sure have a good sense of humour. Anyway,the
  2 day
  lab exam I took
  recently was much more difficult than this new
  upcoming 1
  day exam.

  Day 1 of old exam

  1. Do this and do that. You are not allowed to use
  this and
  that.
  2.Configure this and configure that. You are not
  allowed to
  use this or
  that.

  Day 2 of old exam

  1. Do more of this and more of that. You are not
  allowed to
  do this or that.
  2. Troubleshoot this and troubleshoot that. You are
  not
  allowed to use this
  or that.

  The instuctor was very helpful.
  Candidate-(5 mins before end of day 1) What is this
  and
  that ??
  Proctor-- I am not allowed to tell you that.

  I am only joking folks, good luck to all of you who
  are
  making the trek.

  Winston.

  -Original Message-
  From: Mark  Monica Baker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:46 PM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab!
  [7:16960]

  Well, most of those are pretty self-explanatory,
  except # 9,
  which is a
  trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving answers,
  but,
  what the 'ell:
  Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using the
  Swahili
  manual (section c,
  paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours of prayer,
  which
  will put you
  over your time limit). Instead, take the barrel of
  the rifle
  and club your
  fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag them to
  the
  door so the Bengal
  tiger will find them first. Continue with question 10
  (which
  requires VoIP
  configuration).

  Mark

  -Original Message-
  From:   Dennis H [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent:   Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED