Re: [CTRL] Easter Cancelled This Year!
What is the alternative? He was a relative of King David - close enough that there was a possibility that he would have taken King (Harolds?) place - hence the un-crowned King of the Jews. John's (the Baptist) head was cut off, what happened to John's body? Cannibalism and doing odd things to bodies was a part of life - maybe the pet lion got hungry. Remember that Christianity or Judaism were not the predominate beliefs. Gory but maybe someone took Jesus up on that idea that this is my flesh and blood. Just because they may have moved the body like some Egyptians have done, and if it is found - does not mean that he did not go to his God. If he was in that bad a shape and was still alive like the WAKE that the Irish have - if he was alive he could have been an out of body experience, a resurrection. -- Any person can stand adversity, The true test is to give a person power. If you treat a relationship as if you are the only one in it, eventually you will be. Atrocities happen when the people about you - start considering you surplus. "I tolerate with the utmost latitude the right of others to differ from me in opinion" Thomas Jefferson My Grandfather told me there are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to be in the first group - there is less competition there. - Indira Gandhi http://freeweb.digiweb.com/science_fiction/ThePiedPiper/~index.htm ICQ 14484977 NEW http://ThePiedPiper.tripod.com/site_map.htm http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED] http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Easter Cancelled This Year!
-Original Message-From: Conspiracy Theory Research List [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of blue honey Yes humor, I'm sorry that it is something that you have to "remember". I thought it was funny (I still do), I think that you taking it so personal is humorous too...There are a lot of "comedies" on television that I don't think are funny...should I write the a letter and tell them that I don't find their shows funny? Or have I missed something? When you say "...have I missed something?"...maybe you have. Maybe it went right over your head. I'M NOT TAKING IT PERSONAL.OK. OK!! Christ, You try to respond in an intelligent way to a poster and this is what you get! For your information ALL TV comedies are really funny, particularly the American and Australian ones. In fact, I've had to stop watching them on orders from my doctor, as he is very worried that if I continue, my sides are very likely to split. An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, the barman looks up and says " Is this some kind of a joke?" Silas Oh, HUMOUR! I remember that, but I'm sure that is not how it goes, isn't humour supposed to be funny? Or have I missed something? Silas
Re: [CTRL] Easter Cancelled This Year!
Mike, this is not my story, I'm the sarcastic barstard who merely responds Regards Silas Silas -Original Message-From: Conspiracy Theory Research List [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of uaicvtmbSent: 19 April 2000 22:32To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: Re: [CTRL] Easter Canceled This Year!At 02:54 PM 4/19/2000 +0100, you wrote:To: Silas:Where in the World did you get this "Story"? I never read anything about what you hadmentioned back in 1995, which is the Date of the Article. The Rest of us Christian Conservativeswould like an answer. Thanks, and By the Way - The Only One That Can Cancel Easter is GOD.!HAPPY EASTER SILAS !~ Mike ~ -Original Message-From: Conspiracy Theory Research List [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of blue honeySent: 19 April 2000 13:49To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: [CTRL] Easter Canceled This Year!Easter Canceled This Year!Author UnknownJerusalem, April 15, 1995- -Archeologists who have been excavating in the hills above Jerusalem announced today the discovery of a 2000-year-old mummy bearing puncture wounds through the hands and feet and a deep laceration in the lower left chest. Who are these archaeologists? Scientists noted that there was a large accumulation of blood in the lower body, consistent with the body having been upright at the time of death. Who are these scientists? Carbon dating of the body and its burial shroud indicated death had occurred 1990 +-95 years ago. Who did the carbon dating? The archeologists stated that in spite of its age, the body was well preserved in the dry air of the hidden, sealed cave. A senior archeologist, WHO? asked if this was the body of Jesus Christ, refused to comment, but agreed that "the evidence is not inconsistent with that hypothesis." A younger archeologist, WHO??? who requested anonymity, said "This is the corpse of Christ. Period. They're just going to have to cancel Easter this year." How did he know this? A Vatican spokesman WHO??? said that such a discovery was impossible, because they had the true burial cloth of Christ, the Shroud of Turin. Asked to explain its carbon date of approximately 1300 AD, the spokesman repeated the Vatican position that there was a burst of radiation at the time of the resurrection. In a separate news conference, another spokesman WHO??? said that a careful reading of the Bible and Catholic doctrine would show that they were "not inconsistent" with such a discovery. Ronald Reagan, former President of the United States, announced outrage that such a discovery should be made. In Lynchburg, Virginia, Jerry Falwell, leader of Moral Majority, denounced it as "an attempt by atheistic scientists to undermine the Constitution." Armed troops were patrolling the Christian sections of Jerusalem after the Chief Rabbi commented that he "had always known the resurrection was a myth." The Israeli government ordered him to make no further statements on the discovery. Reference please? Silas
Re: [CTRL] Easter Cancelled This Year!
"Two guys walk into a bar and order drinks, the bartender sa..." Wait wait wait What BAR?!? What guys??? DRINKS?? There are many drinks one could order at a bar...Reference please. http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED] http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Easter Cancelled This Year!
Yes humor, I'm sorry that it is something that you have to "remember". I thought it was funny (I still do), I think that you taking it so personal is humorous too...There are a lot of "comedies" on television that I don't think are funny...should I write the a letter and tell them that I don't find their shows funny? Or have I missed something? When you say "...have I missed something?"...maybe you have. Maybe it went right over your head. Oh, HUMOUR! I remember that, but I'm sure that is not how it goes, isn't humour supposed to be funny? Or have I missed something? Silas
Re: [CTRL] Easter Cancelled This Year!
nessie wrote: > > [EMAIL PROTECTED],Internet writes: > > > >isn't humour supposed to be funny? > > You mean like bile and phlegm? Weren't they a vaudville comedy team? J2 http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED] http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Easter Cancelled This Year!
> -Original Message- > From: Conspiracy Theory Research List [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On > > [EMAIL PROTECTED],Internet writes: > > > >isn't humour supposed to be funny? > > When you get back to Earth, let me know. Silas > > You mean like bile and phlegm? > > http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED] http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Easter Cancelled This Year!
[EMAIL PROTECTED],Internet writes: > >isn't humour supposed to be funny? You mean like bile and phlegm? http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED] http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Easter Cancelled This Year!
-Original Message-From: Conspiracy Theory Research List [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of blue honey This is all this I have for you: http://www.infidels.org/misc/humor/easter.html I believe it was meant to be humorous. Oh, HUMOUR! I remember that, but I'm sure that is not how it goes, isn't humour supposed to be funny? Or have I missed something? Silas
