Re: Cypherpunks IQ Test to the Sirs of Dillinger, Brown Packet, et. al.

2001-03-05 Thread Anonymous

Aimee Farr wrote:

 QUESTION #1.

 You are walking through the woods alone. A beautiful unclothed woman
 magically appears in front of you. She holds out an apple.

 1. Please darken in the correct choice using a Number Two pencil:

 (a) you bite the apple.
 (b) you take the woman.
. . .
 (g) none of the above.

G.

 2. Please justify your answer:

You bite the woman, then take the apple.




Re: Cypherpunks IQ Test to the Sirs of Dillinger, Brown Packet, et. al.

2001-03-05 Thread Mac Norton

Well, this is obviously the Adam and Eve deal from 
Genesis reworked to trap the unwary.  If you look at
the choices closely, there's no good answer. At least
there's no answer other than "run away" that won't 
keep Jehovah from kicking your ass out of Eden. And
who knows, if Adam had tried that one, we might still
be in the same shape today anyhow. God's got a long
sleeve and plenty of tricks up it. 
MacN  


 On Sun, 4 Mar 2001, Aimee Farr wrote:
 
 CYPHERPUNKS IQ TEST
 
 QUESTION #1.
 
 You are walking through the woods alone. A beautiful unclothed woman
 magically appears in front of you. She holds out an apple.
 
 1. Please darken in the correct choice using a Number Two pencil:
 
 (a) you bite the apple.
 (b) you take the woman.
 (c) you run away.
 (d) a and b, but not c.
 (e) b and c only.
 (f) all of the above.
 (g) none of the above.




Re: Cypherpunks IQ Test to the Sirs of Dillinger, Brown Packet, et. al.

2001-03-05 Thread Daniel J. Boone

 Daniel said: "Next Question?"

 Do you have a problem with commitment? I do not mean to imply that you
 aren't faithful.

 -Aimee

What, you mean the game is over?  I thought there was a question #2.

Besides, option (b) was "take the woman", not "keep the woman."  Any honest
man will tell you that revising the wording makes the question more
difficult.  Until you change the question, my attitudes toward commitment
are irrelevant.

Irrelevant, irrelevant, that word has a ring.  Oh yeah, I remember, that's
what she thought our commitment was when she decided to move out.  wry
smile

What I should have said:  "My dear, that's not irrelevant, it's a
rhinocerous!"  At least it couldn't have worked any worse, and it might have
bought me a smile.

-- Daniel

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