Re: Its a SPAM & Fuck You.

2002-12-15 Thread bob parker
On Mon, 16 Dec 2002 04:36, Gerald V. Livingston II wrote:
> Robert L. Harris said:
> > But atleast it's not the Nigerian spam so he gets 2 points for
> > originality.  Obviously not IQ points though.
>
> I'm still trying to figure out just what the purpose of the Nigerian
> spam is. It's started changing countries a bit lately. I replied to
> one of those from a junk email address last year sometime. Actually
> had a conversation (of sorts) going for a week or so. Never quite got
> to the pitch where they asked for my money for anything though.
> Probably because I insisted I was a "cash only" proponent and had no
> active bank account or credit cards.

I've occasionally asked these morons for a $1500 advance to "defray my 
initial expenses". Never got a reply from that though.

I also reply sometimes with a 1meg text attachment which just tells them over 
and over what they can do with their spam.

Bob


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Re: Its a SPAM & Fuck You.

2002-12-15 Thread Gerald V. Livingston II

Robert L. Harris said:

> But atleast it's not the Nigerian spam so he gets 2 points for
> originality.  Obviously not IQ points though.

I'm still trying to figure out just what the purpose of the Nigerian
spam is. It's started changing countries a bit lately. I replied to
one of those from a junk email address last year sometime. Actually
had a conversation (of sorts) going for a week or so. Never quite got
to the pitch where they asked for my money for anything though.
Probably because I insisted I was a "cash only" proponent and had no
active bank account or credit cards.

G

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Re: Its a SPAM & Fuck You.

2002-12-15 Thread Robert L. Harris
Thus spake CaT ([EMAIL PROTECTED]):

> On Sun, Dec 15, 2002 at 02:28:09AM -0500, Geordie Birch wrote:
> > > Fuck You.
> > 
> > It's definitely a Fuck You but how is it a spam?
> 
> Well for one it's unsolicited (I know I didn't ask for it) and for
> another, it seems to me that the individual is at least partially
> illiterate and as such lacks the ability to express himself properly.
> This, in turn leads me to believe that this is an email that is either
> offering or requesting a fuck (ie sex). Now, it's obvious that said
> individual hasn't gotten laid in a while and as such is desperate. This
> would lead me to conclude that they are willing to trade some resource
> (money for example) for said sexual favours. As such the individuals
> email is commercial in nature.
> 
> Therefore, since it's both unsolicited and commercial in nature, it can
> only be spam.
> 

But atleast it's not the Nigerian spam so he gets 2 points for
originality.  Obviously not IQ points though.



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Re: Its a SPAM & Fuck You.

2002-12-15 Thread Wendell Cochran
Date: Sun, 15 Dec 2002 02:28:09 -0500 (EST)
From: Geordie Birch <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

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> said ObGilmour (on 2002-12-15),
>> Fuck You.

> It's definitely a Fuck You but how is it a spam?


I took the post to be a berserker reaction to a common piece of
spammistic illogic:  the supertwit responsible mass-mails a blatant
proposal to skin the gullible -- then in a footnote denies that the
mesg is spam, & explains the lie with frustrating idiocy.

Reading spam endangers the victim's mental health.

Wendell Cochran
West Seattle


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Re: Its a SPAM & Fuck You.

2002-12-15 Thread CaT
On Sun, Dec 15, 2002 at 02:28:09AM -0500, Geordie Birch wrote:
> > Fuck You.
> 
> It's definitely a Fuck You but how is it a spam?

Well for one it's unsolicited (I know I didn't ask for it) and for
another, it seems to me that the individual is at least partially
illiterate and as such lacks the ability to express himself properly.
This, in turn leads me to believe that this is an email that is either
offering or requesting a fuck (ie sex). Now, it's obvious that said
individual hasn't gotten laid in a while and as such is desperate. This
would lead me to conclude that they are willing to trade some resource
(money for example) for said sexual favours. As such the individuals
email is commercial in nature.

Therefore, since it's both unsolicited and commercial in nature, it can
only be spam.

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But some are more equal then others.
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  September 21, 2002 (Abridged version of security speech)


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Re: Its a SPAM & Fuck You.

2002-12-14 Thread Geordie Birch
said ObGilmour (on 2002-12-15),

> Fuck You.
>
>
>

It's definitely a Fuck You but how is it a spam?

Geordie.


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Its a SPAM & Fuck You.

2002-12-14 Thread ObGilmour
Fuck You.


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