RE: [OT] Friday Funny
I refuse to open an account/profile on any SN site. I value my time away from the computer, after work hours, too much. Although, I can see if it helps you keep in touch with people (you want to KIT with) far away. Don Guyer Windows Systems Engineer Datasafe Platform Enterprise Technology Group Fiserv don.gu...@fiserv.com Office: 1-800-523-7282 x 1673 Fax: 610-293-4499 www.fiserv.com http://www.fiserv.com/ From: Paul Steele [mailto:paul.ste...@acadiau.ca] Sent: Sunday, March 20, 2011 11:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [OT] Friday Funny I have yet to get a Facebook account, and after watching the Social Network I have even less desire. I still use email... From: pdw1...@hotmail.com [mailto:pdw1...@hotmail.com] Sent: March-19-11 10:52 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [OT] Friday Funny It does have its uses, though. Through it, I can keep in touch with my nephew who lives in Tokyo. Luckily, he was nowhere near where the tsunami hit but he did feel some tremors from the after-shocks. From: mailvor...@gmail.com Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2011 22:24:17 -0400 Subject: Re: [OT] Friday Funny To: exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com On Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 9:42 PM, Micheal Espinola Jr michealespin...@gmail.com wrote: This highlights many reasons why I hardly use facebook anymore. The block/ignore feature is essential. (Assuming you find *some* of the people you know on Facebook worthwhile.) -- Ben --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist
RE: [OT] Friday Funny
I was in the same boat. Then my HS reunion was organized/planned via FB, it got me to join. Glad I did, I know keep in touch with them much more than I ever did/would have without FB. And, found a few HS buds that live where I now live, we meet up once in a while. -Sam From: Guyer, Don [mailto:don.gu...@fiserv.com] Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 8:31 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [OT] Friday Funny I refuse to open an account/profile on any SN site. I value my time away from the computer, after work hours, too much. Although, I can see if it helps you keep in touch with people (you want to KIT with) far away. Don Guyer Windows Systems Engineer Datasafe Platform Enterprise Technology Group Fiserv don.gu...@fiserv.com Office: 1-800-523-7282 x 1673 Fax: 610-293-4499 http://www.fiserv.com/ www.fiserv.com From: Paul Steele [mailto:paul.ste...@acadiau.ca] Sent: Sunday, March 20, 2011 11:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [OT] Friday Funny I have yet to get a Facebook account, and after watching the Social Network I have even less desire. I still use email. From: pdw1...@hotmail.com [mailto:pdw1...@hotmail.com] Sent: March-19-11 10:52 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [OT] Friday Funny It does have its uses, though. Through it, I can keep in touch with my nephew who lives in Tokyo. Luckily, he was nowhere near where the tsunami hit but he did feel some tremors from the after-shocks. From: mailvor...@gmail.com Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2011 22:24:17 -0400 Subject: Re: [OT] Friday Funny To: exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com On Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 9:42 PM, Micheal Espinola Jr michealespin...@gmail.com wrote: This highlights many reasons why I hardly use facebook anymore. The block/ignore feature is essential. (Assuming you find *some* of the people you know on Facebook worthwhile.) -- Ben --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist
Re: [OT] Friday Funny
It can definately be very cool. Hopefully, it never turns un-cool for you. -- ME2 On Mon, Mar 21, 2011 at 2:24 PM, Sam Cayze sca...@gmail.com wrote: I was in the same boat… Then my HS reunion was organized/planned via FB, it got me to join. Glad I did, I know keep in touch with them much more than I ever did/would have without FB. And, found a few HS buds that live where I now live, we meet up once in a while. -Sam *From:* Guyer, Don [mailto:don.gu...@fiserv.com] *Sent:* Monday, March 21, 2011 8:31 AM *To:* MS-Exchange Admin Issues *Subject:* RE: [OT] Friday Funny I refuse to open an account/profile on any SN site. I value my time away from the computer, after work hours, too much. Although, I can see if it helps you keep in touch with people (you want to KIT with) far away. *Don Guyer* Windows Systems Engineer Datasafe Platform Enterprise Technology Group *Fiserv* don.gu...@fiserv.com Office: 1-800-523-7282 x 1673 Fax: 610-293-4499 www.fiserv.com *From:* Paul Steele [mailto:paul.ste...@acadiau.ca] *Sent:* Sunday, March 20, 2011 11:17 AM *To:* MS-Exchange Admin Issues *Subject:* RE: [OT] Friday Funny I have yet to get a Facebook account, and after watching the Social Network I have even less desire. I still use email… *From:* pdw1...@hotmail.com [mailto:pdw1...@hotmail.com] *Sent:* March-19-11 10:52 PM *To:* MS-Exchange Admin Issues *Subject:* RE: [OT] Friday Funny It does have its uses, though. Through it, I can keep in touch with my nephew who lives in Tokyo. Luckily, he was nowhere near where the tsunami hit but he did feel some tremors from the after-shocks. From: mailvor...@gmail.com Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2011 22:24:17 -0400 Subject: Re: [OT] Friday Funny To: exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com On Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 9:42 PM, Micheal Espinola Jr michealespin...@gmail.com wrote: This highlights many reasons why I hardly use facebook anymore. The block/ignore feature is essential. (Assuming you find *some* of the people you know on Facebook worthwhile.) -- Ben --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist
RE: [OT] Friday Funny
I have yet to get a Facebook account, and after watching the Social Network I have even less desire. I still use email... From: pdw1...@hotmail.com [mailto:pdw1...@hotmail.com] Sent: March-19-11 10:52 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [OT] Friday Funny It does have its uses, though. Through it, I can keep in touch with my nephew who lives in Tokyo. Luckily, he was nowhere near where the tsunami hit but he did feel some tremors from the after-shocks. From: mailvor...@gmail.commailto:mailvor...@gmail.com Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2011 22:24:17 -0400 Subject: Re: [OT] Friday Funny To: exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.commailto:exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com On Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 9:42 PM, Micheal Espinola Jr michealespin...@gmail.commailto:michealespin...@gmail.com wrote: This highlights many reasons why I hardly use facebook anymore. The block/ignore feature is essential. (Assuming you find *some* of the people you know on Facebook worthwhile.) -- Ben --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.commailto:listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.commailto:listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist
Re: [OT] Friday Funny
Email? What's that? -- ME2 On Sun, Mar 20, 2011 at 8:16 AM, Paul Steele paul.ste...@acadiau.ca wrote: I have yet to get a Facebook account, and after watching the Social Network I have even less desire. I still use email… *From:* pdw1...@hotmail.com [mailto:pdw1...@hotmail.com] *Sent:* March-19-11 10:52 PM *To:* MS-Exchange Admin Issues *Subject:* RE: [OT] Friday Funny It does have its uses, though. Through it, I can keep in touch with my nephew who lives in Tokyo. Luckily, he was nowhere near where the tsunami hit but he did feel some tremors from the after-shocks. From: mailvor...@gmail.com Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2011 22:24:17 -0400 Subject: Re: [OT] Friday Funny To: exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com On Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 9:42 PM, Micheal Espinola Jr michealespin...@gmail.com wrote: This highlights many reasons why I hardly use facebook anymore. The block/ignore feature is essential. (Assuming you find *some* of the people you know on Facebook worthwhile.) -- Ben --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist
RE: [OT] Friday Funny
It does have its uses, though. Through it, I can keep in touch with my nephew who lives in Tokyo. Luckily, he was nowhere near where the tsunami hit but he did feel some tremors from the after-shocks. From: mailvor...@gmail.com Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2011 22:24:17 -0400 Subject: Re: [OT] Friday Funny To: exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com On Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 9:42 PM, Micheal Espinola Jr michealespin...@gmail.com wrote: This highlights many reasons why I hardly use facebook anymore. The block/ignore feature is essential. (Assuming you find *some* of the people you know on Facebook worthwhile.) -- Ben --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist
Re: [OT] Friday Funny
I could not have said it better myself! Thanks Michael! Chris On Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 8:39 AM, Michael B. Smith mich...@smithcons.comwrote: OK, this one is funny. May be NSFW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLefo0fn96o Regards, Michael B. Smith Consultant and Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist
RE: [OT] Friday Funny
Thx for that! Some of his other vids are just as good. Don Guyer Windows Systems Engineer Datasafe Platform Enterprise Technology Group Fiserv don.gu...@fiserv.com Office: 1-800-523-7282 x 1673 Fax: 610-293-4499 www.fiserv.com -Original Message- From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:mich...@smithcons.com] Sent: Friday, March 18, 2011 9:39 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: [OT] Friday Funny OK, this one is funny. May be NSFW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLefo0fn96o Regards, Michael B. Smith Consultant and Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist
Re: [OT] Friday Funny
This highlights many reasons why I hardly use facebook anymore. -- ME2 On Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 6:39 AM, Michael B. Smith mich...@smithcons.comwrote: OK, this one is funny. May be NSFW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLefo0fn96o Regards, Michael B. Smith Consultant and Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com http://theessentialexchange.com/ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist
Re: [OT] Friday Funny
On Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 9:42 PM, Micheal Espinola Jr michealespin...@gmail.com wrote: This highlights many reasons why I hardly use facebook anymore. The block/ignore feature is essential. (Assuming you find *some* of the people you know on Facebook worthwhile.) -- Ben --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe exchangelist
RE: [ot] Friday Funny
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs ? A: Doesn't matter, he won't come to you ! Erik Goldoff IT Consultant Systems, Networks, Security ' Security is an ongoing process, not a one time event ! ' -Original Message- From: Ben Scott [mailto:mailvor...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: What do you call a fly without wings? A ‘walk’. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-deer. [say it out loud] Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye-deer. -- Ben
RE: [ot] Friday Funny
What do you call a quadriplegic in a pile of leaves? Russel Erik Goldoff IT Consultant Systems, Networks, Security ' Security is an ongoing process, not a one time event ! ' -Original Message- From: Joseph Heaton [mailto:jhea...@dfg.ca.gov] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 6:50 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on the wall? Art John Cook john.c...@pfsf.org 4/30/2010 11:05 AM What do you call a quadriplegic in a pool? Bob What do you call a Quadriplegic in a hot tub? Stew What do you call a Quadriplegic at your front door? Matt John W. Cook Systems Administrator Partnership For Strong Families 315 SE 2nd Ave Gainesville, Fl 32601 Office (352) 393-2741 x320 Cell (352) 215-6944 Fax (352) 393-2746 MCSE, MCTS, MCP+I, A+, N+, VSP4, VTSP4 -Original Message- From: Ben Scott [mailto:mailvor...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-deer. [say it out loud] Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye-deer. -- Ben CONFIDENTIALITY STATEMENT: The information transmitted, or contained or attached to or with this Notice is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain Protected Health Information (PHI), confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, transmission, dissemination, or other use of, and taking any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient without the express written consent of the sender are prohibited. This information may be protected by the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 (HIPAA), and other Federal and Florida laws. Improper or unauthorized use or disclosure of this information could result in civil and/or criminal penalties. Consider the environment. Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to.
RE: [ot] Friday Funny
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A FSH!! J Paul G. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: 30 April 2010 14:17 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Shook No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 9.0.814 / Virus Database: 271.1.1/2840 - Release Date: 04/30/10 19:27:00
Re: [ot] Friday Funny
In a ditch? Phil On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 11:05, John Cook john.c...@pfsf.org wrote: What do you call a quadriplegic in a pool? Bob What do you call a Quadriplegic in a hot tub? Stew What do you call a Quadriplegic at your front door? Matt John W. Cook Systems Administrator Partnership For Strong Families 315 SE 2nd Ave Gainesville, Fl 32601 Office (352) 393-2741 x320 Cell (352) 215-6944 Fax (352) 393-2746 MCSE, MCTS, MCP+I, A+, N+, VSP4, VTSP4 -Original Message- From: Ben Scott [mailto:mailvor...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-deer. [say it out loud] Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye-deer. -- Ben CONFIDENTIALITY STATEMENT: The information transmitted, or contained or attached to or with this Notice is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain Protected Health Information (PHI), confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, transmission, dissemination, or other use of, and taking any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient without the express written consent of the sender are prohibited. This information may be protected by the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 (HIPAA), and other Federal and Florida laws. Improper or unauthorized use or disclosure of this information could result in civil and/or criminal penalties. Consider the environment. Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to.
Re: [ot] Friday Funny
That is so wrong. On Sat, May 1, 2010 at 6:40 PM, Kurt Buff kurt.b...@gmail.com wrote: In a ditch? Phil On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 11:05, John Cook john.c...@pfsf.org wrote: What do you call a quadriplegic in a pool? Bob What do you call a Quadriplegic in a hot tub? Stew What do you call a Quadriplegic at your front door? Matt John W. Cook Systems Administrator Partnership For Strong Families 315 SE 2nd Ave Gainesville, Fl 32601 Office (352) 393-2741 x320 Cell (352) 215-6944 Fax (352) 393-2746 MCSE, MCTS, MCP+I, A+, N+, VSP4, VTSP4 -Original Message- From: Ben Scott [mailto:mailvor...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-deer. [say it out loud] Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye-deer. -- Ben CONFIDENTIALITY STATEMENT: The information transmitted, or contained or attached to or with this Notice is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain Protected Health Information (PHI), confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, transmission, dissemination, or other use of, and taking any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient without the express written consent of the sender are prohibited. This information may be protected by the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 (HIPAA), and other Federal and Florida laws. Improper or unauthorized use or disclosure of this information could result in civil and/or criminal penalties. Consider the environment. Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to.
RE: [ot] Friday Funny: Microsoft Competency in Humor
Is there a cert for that, or do you just need to be certifiable? -Original Message- From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:mich...@smithcons.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 7:18 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: [ot] Friday Funny: Microsoft Competency in Humor http://www.microsoft.com/education/competencies/humor.mspx Regards, Michael B. Smith Consultant and Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com
Re: [ot] Friday Funny: Microsoft Competency in Humor
How about Friday Irony? Seems a better fit, because from a quick perusal of the page, it looks like it's taking itself seriously. On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 8:18 AM, Michael B. Smith mich...@smithcons.comwrote: http://www.microsoft.com/education/competencies/humor.mspx Regards, Michael B. Smith Consultant and Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com http://theessentialexchange.com/
RE: [ot] Friday Funny
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Shook
Re: [ot] Friday Funny
My daughter (4 years old) loves this joke... What od you call a cow that cuts the grass? A lawnMOOer. On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:25 AM, Kim Longenbaugh k...@colonialsavings.comwrote: *What do you get if you divide the circumference * *of a pumpkin by its diameter?* *Pumpkin pi.* *From:* Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] *Sent:* Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM *To:* MS-Exchange Admin Issues *Subject:* [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a fly without wings? A ‘walk’. Shook
RE: [ot] Friday Funny
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Na cho Cheese. _ From: Jonathan Link [mailto:jonathan.l...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 9:32 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny My daughter (4 years old) loves this joke... What od you call a cow that cuts the grass? A lawnMOOer. On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:25 AM, Kim Longenbaugh k...@colonialsavings.com wrote: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Shook
RE: [ot] Friday Funny
2 Goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, You man the guns - I'll drive... Jay Reische Enterprise Exchange Administrator Messaging, AD and DNS Phone: 309-748-9422 reische...@johndeere.com From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:26 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Shook
RE: [ot] Friday Funny
I really got a bang out of that one, although at first I thought there was something fishy about it. From: Reische Jay [mailto:reische...@johndeere.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:39 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny 2 Goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, You man the guns - I'll drive... Jay Reische Enterprise Exchange Administrator Messaging, AD and DNS Phone: 309-748-9422 reische...@johndeere.com From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:26 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Shook
RE: [ot] Friday Funny
How many Freemasons does it take to change a light bulb? It's a secret! From: Reische Jay [mailto:reische...@johndeere.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:39 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny 2 Goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, You man the guns - I'll drive... Jay Reische Enterprise Exchange Administrator Messaging, AD and DNS Phone: 309-748-9422 reische...@johndeere.com From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:26 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Shook
Re: [ot] Friday Funny
Whats brown and sticky a stick On 30 April 2010 14:43, Maglinger, Paul pmaglin...@scvl.com wrote: How many Freemasons does it take to change a light bulb? It’s a secret! *From:* Reische Jay [mailto:reische...@johndeere.com] *Sent:* Friday, April 30, 2010 8:39 AM *To:* MS-Exchange Admin Issues *Subject:* RE: [ot] Friday Funny 2 Goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, You man the guns - I'll drive... * * *Jay Reische* *Enterprise Exchange Administrator Messaging, AD and DNS* Phone: 309-748-9422 *reische...@johndeere.com* *From:* Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com] *Sent:* Friday, April 30, 2010 8:26 AM *To:* MS-Exchange Admin Issues *Subject:* RE: [ot] Friday Funny *What do you get if you divide the circumference * *of a pumpkin by its diameter?* *Pumpkin pi.* *From:* Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] *Sent:* Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM *To:* MS-Exchange Admin Issues *Subject:* [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a fly without wings? A ‘walk’. Shook -- Good news everyone, you have just received and e-mail from me!
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I want to thank everyone who posted these jokes..I'm on a diet and they were so nauseous, my appetite is nil now. That and they reminded me of the dry, corny jokes that my long-gone Grandfather used to say all the time. J Don Guyer Systems Engineer - Information Services Prudential, Fox Roach/Trident Group 431 W. Lancaster Avenue Devon, PA 19333 Direct: (610) 993-3299 Fax: (610) 650-5306 don.gu...@prufoxroach.com mailto:don.gu...@prufoxroach.com From: Graeme Carstairs [mailto:loonyto...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 9:48 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny Whats brown and sticky a stick On 30 April 2010 14:43, Maglinger, Paul pmaglin...@scvl.com wrote: How many Freemasons does it take to change a light bulb? It's a secret! From: Reische Jay [mailto:reische...@johndeere.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:39 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny 2 Goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, You man the guns - I'll drive... Jay Reische Enterprise Exchange Administrator Messaging, AD and DNS Phone: 309-748-9422 reische...@johndeere.com From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:26 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Shook -- Good news everyone, you have just received and e-mail from me!
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Two muffins are cooking in a oven. The first muffin turns to the other and says, Man, it sure is hot in here. The second muffin says, Ahhh A talking muffin!!! Shook From: Graeme Carstairs [mailto:loonyto...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 9:48 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny Whats brown and sticky a stick On 30 April 2010 14:43, Maglinger, Paul pmaglin...@scvl.commailto:pmaglin...@scvl.com wrote: How many Freemasons does it take to change a light bulb? It's a secret! From: Reische Jay [mailto:reische...@johndeere.commailto:reische...@johndeere.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:39 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny 2 Goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, You man the guns - I'll drive... Jay Reische Enterprise Exchange Administrator Messaging, AD and DNS Phone: 309-748-9422 reische...@johndeere.com From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.commailto:k...@colonialsavings.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:26 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.commailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Shook -- Good news everyone, you have just received and e-mail from me!
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Why did the pervert cross the road? He was following the chicken. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:59 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny Two muffins are cooking in a oven. The first muffin turns to the other and says, Man, it sure is hot in here. The second muffin says, Ahhh A talking muffin!!! Shook From: Graeme Carstairs [mailto:loonyto...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 9:48 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny Whats brown and sticky a stick On 30 April 2010 14:43, Maglinger, Paul pmaglin...@scvl.commailto:pmaglin...@scvl.com wrote: How many Freemasons does it take to change a light bulb? It's a secret! From: Reische Jay [mailto:reische...@johndeere.commailto:reische...@johndeere.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:39 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny 2 Goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, You man the guns - I'll drive... Jay Reische Enterprise Exchange Administrator Messaging, AD and DNS Phone: 309-748-9422 reische...@johndeere.commailto:reische...@johndeere.com From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.commailto:k...@colonialsavings.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:26 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.commailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Shook -- Good news everyone, you have just received and e-mail from me!
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No, no, you have it all wrong. He wasn't following the chicken, he was stuck to it. From: Scot Parsons [mailto:spars...@scetv.org] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:04 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny Why did the pervert cross the road? He was following the chicken. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:59 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny Two muffins are cooking in a oven. The first muffin turns to the other and says, Man, it sure is hot in here. The second muffin says, Ahhh A talking muffin!!! Shook From: Graeme Carstairs [mailto:loonyto...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 9:48 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny Whats brown and sticky a stick On 30 April 2010 14:43, Maglinger, Paul pmaglin...@scvl.com wrote: How many Freemasons does it take to change a light bulb? It's a secret! From: Reische Jay [mailto:reische...@johndeere.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:39 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny 2 Goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, You man the guns - I'll drive... Jay Reische Enterprise Exchange Administrator Messaging, AD and DNS Phone: 309-748-9422 reische...@johndeere.com From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:26 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Shook -- Good news everyone, you have just received and e-mail from me!
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On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: What do you call a fly without wings? A ‘walk’. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-deer. [say it out loud] Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye-deer. -- Ben
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What do you call a quadriplegic in a pool? Bob What do you call a Quadriplegic in a hot tub? Stew What do you call a Quadriplegic at your front door? Matt John W. Cook Systems Administrator Partnership For Strong Families 315 SE 2nd Ave Gainesville, Fl 32601 Office (352) 393-2741 x320 Cell (352) 215-6944 Fax (352) 393-2746 MCSE, MCTS, MCP+I, A+, N+, VSP4, VTSP4 -Original Message- From: Ben Scott [mailto:mailvor...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-deer. [say it out loud] Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye-deer. -- Ben CONFIDENTIALITY STATEMENT: The information transmitted, or contained or attached to or with this Notice is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain Protected Health Information (PHI), confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, transmission, dissemination, or other use of, and taking any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient without the express written consent of the sender are prohibited. This information may be protected by the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 (HIPAA), and other Federal and Florida laws. Improper or unauthorized use or disclosure of this information could result in civil and/or criminal penalties. Consider the environment. Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to.
Re: [ot] Friday Funny
there's one more line to this particular joke that you neglected to share... On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 1:57 PM, Ben Scott mailvor...@gmail.com wrote: On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: What do you call a fly without wings? A ‘walk’. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-deer. [say it out loud] Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye-deer. -- Ben
Re: [ot] Friday Funny
Can you solve this puzzle? You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them. Behind you is a stampede of horses. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation? scroll down . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . * Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. * On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 11:05 AM, John Cook john.c...@pfsf.org wrote: What do you call a quadriplegic in a pool? Bob What do you call a Quadriplegic in a hot tub? Stew What do you call a Quadriplegic at your front door? Matt John W. Cook Systems Administrator Partnership For Strong Families 315 SE 2nd Ave Gainesville, Fl 32601 Office (352) 393-2741 x320 Cell (352) 215-6944 Fax (352) 393-2746 MCSE, MCTS, MCP+I, A+, N+, VSP4, VTSP4 -Original Message- From: Ben Scott [mailto:mailvor...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-deer. [say it out loud] Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye-deer. -- Ben CONFIDENTIALITY STATEMENT: The information transmitted, or contained or attached to or with this Notice is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain Protected Health Information (PHI), confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, transmission, dissemination, or other use of, and taking any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient without the express written consent of the sender are prohibited. This information may be protected by the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 (HIPAA), and other Federal and Florida laws. Improper or unauthorized use or disclosure of this information could result in civil and/or criminal penalties. Consider the environment. Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to. -- Kat Aylward - Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift - that's why they call it the present. The Email of the species is more powerful than the Mail!
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I was trying to make it cleaner for the list. From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:49 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny No, no, you have it all wrong. He wasn't following the chicken, he was stuck to it. From: Scot Parsons [mailto:spars...@scetv.org] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:04 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny Why did the pervert cross the road? He was following the chicken. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:59 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny Two muffins are cooking in a oven. The first muffin turns to the other and says, Man, it sure is hot in here. The second muffin says, Ahhh A talking muffin!!! Shook From: Graeme Carstairs [mailto:loonyto...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 9:48 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny Whats brown and sticky a stick On 30 April 2010 14:43, Maglinger, Paul pmaglin...@scvl.commailto:pmaglin...@scvl.com wrote: How many Freemasons does it take to change a light bulb? It's a secret! From: Reische Jay [mailto:reische...@johndeere.commailto:reische...@johndeere.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:39 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny 2 Goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, You man the guns - I'll drive... Jay Reische Enterprise Exchange Administrator Messaging, AD and DNS Phone: 309-748-9422 reische...@johndeere.commailto:reische...@johndeere.com From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.commailto:k...@colonialsavings.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:26 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.commailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Shook -- Good news everyone, you have just received and e-mail from me!
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How did Helen Keller burn her face? Bobbing for fries. -Original Message- From: John Cook [mailto:john.c...@pfsf.org] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 2:05 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a quadriplegic in a pool? Bob What do you call a Quadriplegic in a hot tub? Stew What do you call a Quadriplegic at your front door? Matt John W. Cook Systems Administrator Partnership For Strong Families 315 SE 2nd Ave Gainesville, Fl 32601 Office (352) 393-2741 x320 Cell (352) 215-6944 Fax (352) 393-2746 MCSE, MCTS, MCP+I, A+, N+, VSP4, VTSP4 -Original Message- From: Ben Scott [mailto:mailvor...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-deer. [say it out loud] Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye-deer. -- Ben CONFIDENTIALITY STATEMENT: The information transmitted, or contained or attached to or with this Notice is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain Protected Health Information (PHI), confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, transmission, dissemination, or other use of, and taking any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient without the express written consent of the sender are prohibited. This information may be protected by the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 (HIPAA), and other Federal and Florida laws. Improper or unauthorized use or disclosure of this information could result in civil and/or criminal penalties. Consider the environment. Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to.
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How did her mother drive her crazy? Put her in a round room and told her to go stand in a corner! John W. Cook Systems Administrator Partnership For Strong Families 315 SE 2nd Ave Gainesville, Fl 32601 Office (352) 393-2741 x320 Cell (352) 215-6944 Fax (352) 393-2746 MCSE, MCTS, MCP+I, A+, N+, VSP4, VTSP4 -Original Message- From: Scot Parsons [mailto:spars...@scetv.org] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 2:26 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny How did Helen Keller burn her face? Bobbing for fries. -Original Message- From: John Cook [mailto:john.c...@pfsf.org] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 2:05 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a quadriplegic in a pool? Bob What do you call a Quadriplegic in a hot tub? Stew What do you call a Quadriplegic at your front door? Matt John W. Cook Systems Administrator Partnership For Strong Families 315 SE 2nd Ave Gainesville, Fl 32601 Office (352) 393-2741 x320 Cell (352) 215-6944 Fax (352) 393-2746 MCSE, MCTS, MCP+I, A+, N+, VSP4, VTSP4 -Original Message- From: Ben Scott [mailto:mailvor...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-deer. [say it out loud] Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye-deer. -- Ben CONFIDENTIALITY STATEMENT: The information transmitted, or contained or attached to or with this Notice is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain Protected Health Information (PHI), confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, transmission, dissemination, or other use of, and taking any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient without the express written consent of the sender are prohibited. This information may be protected by the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 (HIPAA), and other Federal and Florida laws. Improper or unauthorized use or disclosure of this information could result in civil and/or criminal penalties. Consider the environment. Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to. CONFIDENTIALITY STATEMENT: The information transmitted, or contained or attached to or with this Notice is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain Protected Health Information (PHI), confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, transmission, dissemination, or other use of, and taking any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient without the express written consent of the sender are prohibited. This information may be protected by the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 (HIPAA), and other Federal and Florida laws. Improper or unauthorized use or disclosure of this information could result in civil and/or criminal penalties. Consider the environment. Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to.
RE: [ot] Friday Funny
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. You just have to figure out how to get the in there. From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:49 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny No, no, you have it all wrong. He wasn't following the chicken, he was stuck to it. From: Scot Parsons [mailto:spars...@scetv.org] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:04 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny Why did the pervert cross the road? He was following the chicken. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:59 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny Two muffins are cooking in a oven. The first muffin turns to the other and says, Man, it sure is hot in here. The second muffin says, Ahhh A talking muffin!!! Shook From: Graeme Carstairs [mailto:loonyto...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 9:48 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny Whats brown and sticky a stick On 30 April 2010 14:43, Maglinger, Paul pmaglin...@scvl.commailto:pmaglin...@scvl.com wrote: How many Freemasons does it take to change a light bulb? It's a secret! From: Reische Jay [mailto:reische...@johndeere.commailto:reische...@johndeere.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:39 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny 2 Goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, You man the guns - I'll drive... Jay Reische Enterprise Exchange Administrator Messaging, AD and DNS Phone: 309-748-9422 reische...@johndeere.commailto:reische...@johndeere.com From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.commailto:k...@colonialsavings.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:26 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi. From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.commailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: [ot] Friday Funny What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Shook -- Good news everyone, you have just received and e-mail from me! ** Note: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. **
RE: [ot] Friday Funny
What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on the wall? Art John Cook john.c...@pfsf.org 4/30/2010 11:05 AM What do you call a quadriplegic in a pool? Bob What do you call a Quadriplegic in a hot tub? Stew What do you call a Quadriplegic at your front door? Matt John W. Cook Systems Administrator Partnership For Strong Families 315 SE 2nd Ave Gainesville, Fl 32601 Office (352) 393-2741 x320 Cell (352) 215-6944 Fax (352) 393-2746 MCSE, MCTS, MCP+I, A+, N+, VSP4, VTSP4 -Original Message- From: Ben Scott [mailto:mailvor...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 9:17 AM, Andy Shook andy.sh...@peak10.com wrote: What do you call a fly without wings? A 'walk'. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-deer. [say it out loud] Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye-deer. -- Ben CONFIDENTIALITY STATEMENT: The information transmitted, or contained or attached to or with this Notice is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain Protected Health Information (PHI), confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, transmission, dissemination, or other use of, and taking any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient without the express written consent of the sender are prohibited. This information may be protected by the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 (HIPAA), and other Federal and Florida laws. Improper or unauthorized use or disclosure of this information could result in civil and/or criminal penalties. Consider the environment. Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to.
Re: OT - Friday funny
That tattoo ones is priceless! This is truly what the Internet has wrought. -- ME2 On Fri, Oct 2, 2009 at 11:54 AM, Campbell, Rob rob_campb...@centraltechnology.net wrote: o*emails*from*crazypeople*.com ** Note: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. ** ** Note: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. **
RE: OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart
Because they are left-wing liberals and save all their passion for bashing white, right wing Republican males. John H. Matteson, Jr. Systems Administrator/ITT Systems Forward Operating Base Orgun-E Afghanistan DSN - 318 431 8001 VoSIP - (308) 431 - Iridium SatPhone - 717.633.3823 Roshain Mobile - 079 - 736 - 3832 M��ōn labe! -Original Message- From: Steven M. Caesare [mailto:scaes...@caesare.com] Sent: Saturday, July 18, 2009 5:07 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart How does public radio manage to make audio sound beige? -sc -Original Message- From: Kurt Buff [mailto:kurt.b...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 8:05 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart On Fri, Jul 17, 2009 at 07:05, Sherry Abercrombiesaber...@gmail.com wrote: Mr. Caesare, this is especially for you since you need a laugh or two to get you through the long day/night you have scheduled Warning, some may find this politically, moraly or gender(ly) incorrect, but it's one of the funniest things I've read since the squirrel motorcycle story. (1, 3 12 are my personal favorites). Something to listen to, not to read, but incredibly funny, and involving a squirrel: http://www.thisamericanlife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=954 The section called Squirrel Cop
Re: OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart
On Fri, Jul 17, 2009 at 07:05, Sherry Abercrombiesaber...@gmail.com wrote: Mr. Caesare, this is especially for you since you need a laugh or two to get you through the long day/night you have scheduled. Warning, some may find this politically, moraly or gender(ly) incorrect, but it's one of the funniest things I've read since the squirrel motorcycle story. (1, 3 12 are my personal favorites). Something to listen to, not to read, but incredibly funny, and involving a squirrel: http://www.thisamericanlife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=954 The section called Squirrel Cop
RE: OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart
How does public radio manage to make audio sound beige? -sc -Original Message- From: Kurt Buff [mailto:kurt.b...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 8:05 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: OT: Friday Funny - Banned From Wal-Mart On Fri, Jul 17, 2009 at 07:05, Sherry Abercrombiesaber...@gmail.com wrote: Mr. Caesare, this is especially for you since you need a laugh or two to get you through the long day/night you have scheduled��� Warning, some may find this politically, moraly or gender(ly) incorrect, but it's one of the funniest things I've read since the squirrel motorcycle story. (1, 3 12 are my personal favorites). Something to listen to, not to read, but incredibly funny, and involving a squirrel: http://www.thisamericanlife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=954 The section called Squirrel Cop
Re: OT: Friday Funny - Selling Office 2007 in Denmark
Microsoft officielt har mistet deres sind. -- ME2 2009/2/27 William Lefkovics will...@lefkovics.net: The Word icon is such a slut. http://www.microsoft.com/danmark/office/kampagner/ultimatestudent/default.aspx ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
re: OT: Friday Funny
I admit it. I love Steve Ballmer. He may be why I keep my shares. From: Steve Szabo steve...@gmail.com Sent: Thursday, February 19, 2009 10:31 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com Subject: OT: Friday Funny Steve Ballmer selling Windows 1.0. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGvHNNOLnCk \\Steve// Failure is not an option . . . it comes bundled with your Microsoft solution! ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja~
