Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Hayseed Jokes
It's the early bird that gets the worm. But' it's the second mouse that gets the cheese! On Sat, Oct 5, 2013 at 12:39 PM, pundits...@gmail.com wrote: Possible Country/Western song title:She Was Only A Homely Moonshiner, But I Loved Her Still. ---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote: How do they train deer to cross highways only at those black on yellow deer crossing signs? On 10/4/2013 12:42 PM, Richard J. Williams wrote: Red meat, contrary to the advice of some nutritionists, is not bad for you. However, gray meat with a furry coating more than probably is. On 9/25/2013 11:49 AM, Richard J. Williams wrote: A guy driving a car carrier truck at night has his headlights go out - so he pulls over and climbs up to the car above the cab and turns on the car's headlights - then he drives on down the road. A hayseed driving an old pickup up ahead suddenly swerves off the road into a corn field and the hayseed jumps out and starts running like hell into the field. So, the trucker pulls over to the side of the road and yells: What's going on - you alright? The hayseed says: Well I saw your lights in the rear-view mirror and I thought that, if you were half as wide as your are tall, then I'd better just get the hell out of the way! LoL!
[FairfieldLife] RE: Hayseed Jokes
[FairfieldLife] Re: Hayseed Jokes
Red meat, contrary to the advice of some nutritionists, is not bad for you. However, gray meat with a furry coating more than probably is. On 9/25/2013 11:49 AM, Richard J. Williams wrote: A guy driving a car carrier truck at night has his headlights go out - so he pulls over and climbs up to the car above the cab and turns on the car's headlights - then he drives on down the road. A hayseed driving an old pickup up ahead suddenly swerves off the road into a corn field and the hayseed jumps out and starts running like hell into the field. So, the trucker pulls over to the side of the road and yells: What's going on - you alright? The hayseed says: Well I saw your lights in the rear-view mirror and I thought that, if you were half as wide as your are tall, then I'd better just get the hell out of the way! LoL!
[FairfieldLife] Re: Hayseed Jokes
How do they train deer to cross highways only at those black on yellow deer crossing signs? On 10/4/2013 12:42 PM, Richard J. Williams wrote: Red meat, contrary to the advice of some nutritionists, is not bad for you. However, gray meat with a furry coating more than probably is. On 9/25/2013 11:49 AM, Richard J. Williams wrote: A guy driving a car carrier truck at night has his headlights go out - so he pulls over and climbs up to the car above the cab and turns on the car's headlights - then he drives on down the road. A hayseed driving an old pickup up ahead suddenly swerves off the road into a corn field and the hayseed jumps out and starts running like hell into the field. So, the trucker pulls over to the side of the road and yells: What's going on - you alright? The hayseed says: Well I saw your lights in the rear-view mirror and I thought that, if you were half as wide as your are tall, then I'd better just get the hell out of the way! LoL!
