[FairfieldLife] Re: MAHARISHI (tm) TM (tm) FUTURE LIFE ACCOUNTS
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, jyouells2000 jyouells@ wrote: Next - Enlightenment Bank ... Stapathya Veda Line of Credit? Even better, an announcement similar to the following: MAHARISHI (tm) TM (tm) FUTURE LIFE ACCOUNTS You've written a great tagline! You can trust our counselors to always be right about this, because when, after all, have we *not* been right about everything? JohnY Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~-- Yahoo! Groups gets a make over. See the new email design. http://us.click.yahoo.com/XISQkA/lOaOAA/yQLSAA/UlWolB/TM ~- To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links * To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ * To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: MAHARISHI (tm) TM (tm) FUTURE LIFE ACCOUNTS
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, jyouells2000 jyouells@ wrote: Next - Enlightenment Bank ... Stapathya Veda Line of Credit? Even better, an announcement similar to the following: MAHARISHI (tm) TM (tm) FUTURE LIFE ACCOUNTS Realizing that the last days of Kali Yuga are a real bitch, Maharishi has accepted the sad fact that not all of his faithful followers are going to realize their enlightenment during this lifetime. Even though this is their fault (not his, and not TM's), he has established Maharishi (tm) Compassionate Banking Services, to make it easier for them to find the True Path To Enlightenment in their next incarnation. big snip It's the deal of a lifetime. Or two. Sign up today! ** Naturally, we cannot allow just anyone to walk in off the street and claim to be a Future Life Account holder. So we are working on certifying Maharishi (tm) TM (tm) Past Life Seers. For a reasonable fee, these trained counselors will sit in lotus, roll their eyes upwards, and use their TM-siddhi-fueled superpowers to access your past-life profile and determine whether you are, in fact, the reincarnation of your former self. You can trust our counselors to always be right about this, because when, after all, have we *not* been right about everything? Man, I almost missed this - whacky yahoo non-threading and all. Anyway, LOL! Thanks, JohnY PS. Currently working on my recertification as a Maharishi (tm) TM (tm) Past Life Seers :) Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~-- Great things are happening at Yahoo! Groups. See the new email design. http://us.click.yahoo.com/TISQkA/hOaOAA/yQLSAA/UlWolB/TM ~- To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links * To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ * To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: MAHARISHI (tm) TM (tm) FUTURE LIFE ACCOUNTS
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, jyouells2000 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote: MAHARISHI (tm) TM (tm) FUTURE LIFE ACCOUNTS Man, I almost missed this - whacky yahoo non-threading and all. Anyway, LOL! It was just a wild-hair-up-your-ass idea this morning over coffee. Glad you enjoyed it. But isn't it fascinating to consider that there are people in the world we know who would Go For It, if offered with similar language and similar interest rates? PS. Currently working on my recertification as a Maharishi (tm) TM (tm) Past Life Seers :) It's a living...or will be... :-) Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~-- Great things are happening at Yahoo! Groups. See the new email design. http://us.click.yahoo.com/TISQkA/hOaOAA/yQLSAA/UlWolB/TM ~- To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links * To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ * To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
[FairfieldLife] Re: MAHARISHI (tm) TM (tm) FUTURE LIFE ACCOUNTS
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, jyouells2000 jyouells@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote: MAHARISHI (tm) TM (tm) FUTURE LIFE ACCOUNTS Man, I almost missed this - whacky yahoo non-threading and all. Anyway, LOL! It was just a wild-hair-up-your-ass idea this morning over coffee. Glad you enjoyed it. But isn't it fascinating to consider that there are people in the world we know who would Go For It, if offered with similar language and similar interest rates? PS. Currently working on my recertification as a Maharishi (tm) TM (tm) Past Life Seers :) It's a living...or will be... :-) ROTFLMAO! That's the point, it never was a living. :-) It was done in devotion to an ideal. There are very few who would fall for it now. I really think it's a sign of the Age of Enlightenment (tm) :) Even the 'real' pronouncements barely make a blip now - among the un-recertified faithful. JohnY Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~-- Yahoo! Groups gets a make over. See the new email design. http://us.click.yahoo.com/XISQkA/lOaOAA/yQLSAA/UlWolB/TM ~- To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links * To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ * To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
