[FairfieldLife] Re: The "you couldn't make it up" news story of the day.
"TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation." This TechEye should evaluate YF-siddhi program. --- On Wed, 5/26/10, TurquoiseB wrote: Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: The "you couldn't make it up" news story of the day. Date: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 7:46 AM --- "Hugo" wrote: > > http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant Possibly the month. :-) Too good not to follow up on, because it's so well written: > US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to > find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an > affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the "other man" was actually > someone a little less physical. > > It seems he actually buys her story, however. "I see it as > suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today's > technology, anything is possible," he said. Beep Hagelin. We've found someone who might believe his explanations of Yogic Flying. > What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are > white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like > the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was > one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with > friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person > and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar > situation. Just had to post this paragraph because I love the last sentence. Besides, the line has worked at least once in history, for a woman who claimed that an Angel Of The Lord was the father of her kid. Why would a 3D porn star be less believable? :-)
[FairfieldLife] Re: The "you couldn't make it up" news story of the day.
It sounds like the couple got paid by a promo company to hype 3d-porno films. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Hugo" wrote: > > > > http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant >
[FairfieldLife] Re: The "you couldn't make it up" news story of the day.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Hugo" wrote: > > http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant Apparently this is from the Brazilian counterpart of The Onion. One of the commenters says: - Hm... we do know that the source for this is a Brazilian online paper called the "sensationalist" with the byline "the newspaper exempt from truth". Just Saying... http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=163:um-dos-maiores-sites-do-mundo-publica-noticia-do-sensacionalista-como-se-fosse-real&catid=35:pais&Itemid=78 Original post: http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=156:mulher-engravidou-vendo-filme-porno-3d&catid=40:mundo&Itemid=113 - http://tinyurl.com/32x38q6
[FairfieldLife] Re: The "you couldn't make it up" news story of the day.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Hugo" wrote: > > http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant Possibly the month. :-) Too good not to follow up on, because it's so well written: > US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to > find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an > affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the "other man" was actually > someone a little less physical. > > It seems he actually buys her story, however. "I see it as > suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today's > technology, anything is possible," he said. Beep Hagelin. We've found someone who might believe his explanations of Yogic Flying. > What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are > white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like > the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was > one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with > friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person > and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar > situation. Just had to post this paragraph because I love the last sentence. Besides, the line has worked at least once in history, for a woman who claimed that an Angel Of The Lord was the father of her kid. Why would a 3D porn star be less believable? :-)