[FairfieldLife] Re: The you couldn't make it up news story of the day.
TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation. This TechEye should evaluate YF-siddhi program. --- On Wed, 5/26/10, TurquoiseB no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote: Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: The you couldn't make it up news story of the day. Date: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 7:46 AM --- Hugo fintlewoodle...@... wrote: http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant Possibly the month. :-) Too good not to follow up on, because it's so well written: US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the other man was actually someone a little less physical. It seems he actually buys her story, however. I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today's technology, anything is possible, he said. Beep Hagelin. We've found someone who might believe his explanations of Yogic Flying. What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation. Just had to post this paragraph because I love the last sentence. Besides, the line has worked at least once in history, for a woman who claimed that an Angel Of The Lord was the father of her kid. Why would a 3D porn star be less believable? :-)
[FairfieldLife] Re: The you couldn't make it up news story of the day.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Hugo fintlewoodle...@... wrote: http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant Possibly the month. :-) Too good not to follow up on, because it's so well written: US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the other man was actually someone a little less physical. It seems he actually buys her story, however. I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today's technology, anything is possible, he said. Beep Hagelin. We've found someone who might believe his explanations of Yogic Flying. What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation. Just had to post this paragraph because I love the last sentence. Besides, the line has worked at least once in history, for a woman who claimed that an Angel Of The Lord was the father of her kid. Why would a 3D porn star be less believable? :-)
[FairfieldLife] Re: The you couldn't make it up news story of the day.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Hugo fintlewoodle...@... wrote: http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant Apparently this is from the Brazilian counterpart of The Onion. One of the commenters says: - Hm... we do know that the source for this is a Brazilian online paper called the sensationalist with the byline the newspaper exempt from truth. Just Saying... http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_contentview=articleid=163:um-dos-maiores-sites-do-mundo-publica-noticia-do-sensacionalista-como-se-fosse-realcatid=35:paisItemid=78 Original post: http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_contentview=articleid=156:mulher-engravidou-vendo-filme-porno-3dcatid=40:mundoItemid=113 - http://tinyurl.com/32x38q6
[FairfieldLife] Re: The you couldn't make it up news story of the day.
It sounds like the couple got paid by a promo company to hype 3d-porno films. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Hugo fintlewoodle...@... wrote: http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant
