[FairfieldLife] Re: You do have to do the work, it will

2009-04-12 Thread grate . swan
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, ruthsimplicity no_re...@... wrote:

 There is so much back and forth insulting on this forum (Jane, you ignorant 
 slut) that I thought this might be useful so you don't have to go through 
 the effort.  
 
 A complaint letter generator:
 
 http://www.pakin.org/complaint

GMail now has a autopilot feature that will answer your e-mail, per your own 
style -- and learns and improves over time. Perhaps all of us  can have gmail 
auotpilot answer the complaint generator and then rerespond via autopilot. 

Just think, totally souless, reactive responses based on canned pejoratives and 
rhetoric. 

Oh wait, we already have that. Never mind.

 
 For example, Nabby could use this generated by the program:
 
 
 While no statement I'm about to make should be construed as suggesting or 
 recommending that any person commit an illegal act of any kind, you should 
 realize that ex-TMers's junta is a snake pit populated by disaffected clods, 
 wretched paranoiacs, and lawless prima donnas. 
 
 
 Or if someone wanted to rant about me:
 
  My real point here is that there is no place in this country where we are 
 safe from her satraps, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and 
 attack. Whether the downfall of our culture can be arrested by a violent 
 rejection of Ruth's contentious metanarratives, I am unable to decide; that 
 would require forces with whose existence I am unacquainted. Nevertheless, 
 you may want to consider that like a verbal magician, Ruth knows how to lie 
 without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of 
 garbage-speak. Some people I know say that corporatism is the leitmotif of 
 her warnings. Others argue that Ruth's words are part of a larger attack on 
 the very notion of meritocracy and quality. At this point the distinction is 
 largely academic given that if I wanted to brainwash and manipulate a large 
 segment of the population, I would convince them that Ruth's merely trying to 
 make this world a better place in which to live. In fact, that's exactly what 
 Ruth does as part of her quest to destroy that which is the envy of—and model 
 for—the entire civilized world. The moral of the story:  Ruth Simplicity 
 respects nothing and no one.





[FairfieldLife] Re: You do have to do the work, it will

2009-04-12 Thread nablusoss1008
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, ruthsimplicity no_re...@... wrote:

 There is so much back and forth insulting on this forum (Jane, you ignorant 
 slut) that I thought this might be useful so you don't have to go through 
 the effort.  
 
 A complaint letter generator:
 
 http://www.pakin.org/complaint
 
 For example, Nabby could use this generated by the program:
 
 
 While no statement I'm about to make should be construed as suggesting or 
 recommending that any person commit an illegal act of any kind, you should 
 realize that ex-TMers's junta is a snake pit populated by disaffected clods, 
 wretched paranoiacs, and lawless prima donnas. 

HaHa, that's a good one, and often true as well ;-)