--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, ruthsimplicity no_re...@... wrote:
There is so much back and forth insulting on this forum (Jane, you ignorant
slut) that I thought this might be useful so you don't have to go through
the effort.
A complaint letter generator:
http://www.pakin.org/complaint
GMail now has a autopilot feature that will answer your e-mail, per your own
style -- and learns and improves over time. Perhaps all of us can have gmail
auotpilot answer the complaint generator and then rerespond via autopilot.
Just think, totally souless, reactive responses based on canned pejoratives and
rhetoric.
Oh wait, we already have that. Never mind.
For example, Nabby could use this generated by the program:
While no statement I'm about to make should be construed as suggesting or
recommending that any person commit an illegal act of any kind, you should
realize that ex-TMers's junta is a snake pit populated by disaffected clods,
wretched paranoiacs, and lawless prima donnas.
Or if someone wanted to rant about me:
My real point here is that there is no place in this country where we are
safe from her satraps, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and
attack. Whether the downfall of our culture can be arrested by a violent
rejection of Ruth's contentious metanarratives, I am unable to decide; that
would require forces with whose existence I am unacquainted. Nevertheless,
you may want to consider that like a verbal magician, Ruth knows how to lie
without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of
garbage-speak. Some people I know say that corporatism is the leitmotif of
her warnings. Others argue that Ruth's words are part of a larger attack on
the very notion of meritocracy and quality. At this point the distinction is
largely academic given that if I wanted to brainwash and manipulate a large
segment of the population, I would convince them that Ruth's merely trying to
make this world a better place in which to live. In fact, that's exactly what
Ruth does as part of her quest to destroy that which is the envy ofand model
forthe entire civilized world. The moral of the story: Ruth Simplicity
respects nothing and no one.