[FairfieldLife] The Pirate Bikini
Walking my dogs long the Sitges beach this morning, I spied with my little eye a new kind of fashion statement, one that I have never seen before and hope never to see again. It was one of those Where are the Fashion Police when you need them? moments, hopefully to be filed away in a section of my brain labeled What can this person have been *thinking* and other imponderables not worth pondering as soon as I have finished writing it up here and thus purging it from my mind. It was a bikini, with a normal bottom, but with a top that had been sewn (not modified) to cover only one boob. It was like the Pirate's eyepatch of bikinis. The question Why? leapt to my lips. In Spain, all of the beaches are topless. Hell, all of the beaches could be nude beaches for that matter; nudity and the right to walk about nekkid as a jaybird is written into the Spanish Constitution. And there seemed to be no physical reason for the revealing of one of the set and the concealing of the other; both seemed equally natural, equally large, and equally well-formed. As many of you know, I'm not a big one for rules and unnecessary laws. But this may cause me to stray across the border into Conservatism. Both boobs bare: great. Both boobs covered: great. One boob covered, the other bare: pushing the limits of legality. Go figure. I mean, go figure...
Re: [FairfieldLife] The Pirate Bikini
How 'bout some espresso with that bikini? http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Bikini-Baristas-Busted-in-Washington-61254717.html I'm not sure where this was in Washington though there is a link suggesting WSU which is in Pullman in eastern Wasthington. I remember a bikini car wash in Kennewick which is also in eastern Washington. Great place to get a car wash on a hot day. ;-) It's also interesting there is a similar espresso place in San Diego where charges have been filed. I have always thought that if guys can go topless that women can too. TurquoiseB wrote: Walking my dogs long the Sitges beach this morning, I spied with my little eye a new kind of fashion statement, one that I have never seen before and hope never to see again. It was one of those Where are the Fashion Police when you need them? moments, hopefully to be filed away in a section of my brain labeled What can this person have been *thinking* and other imponderables not worth pondering as soon as I have finished writing it up here and thus purging it from my mind. It was a bikini, with a normal bottom, but with a top that had been sewn (not modified) to cover only one boob. It was like the Pirate's eyepatch of bikinis. The question Why? leapt to my lips. In Spain, all of the beaches are topless. Hell, all of the beaches could be nude beaches for that matter; nudity and the right to walk about nekkid as a jaybird is written into the Spanish Constitution. And there seemed to be no physical reason for the revealing of one of the set and the concealing of the other; both seemed equally natural, equally large, and equally well-formed. As many of you know, I'm not a big one for rules and unnecessary laws. But this may cause me to stray across the border into Conservatism. Both boobs bare: great. Both boobs covered: great. One boob covered, the other bare: pushing the limits of legality. Go figure. I mean, go figure...
