Re: [FairfieldLife] The results of our group hug!

2012-12-09 Thread Emily Reyn
Ah ha ha ha.  Very excellent.  So many great insults to read, so little time.  
I'm on the run and must escape to my next hidey hole.  Ya'll have an exquisite 
day and I look forward to reading Edg's? list of insults tonight.  



 From: emptybill 
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Sunday, December 9, 2012 7:22 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] The results of our group hug!
 

  
I figure after the pin pops
off my grenade we will have about 3 seconds to go "oh shit".
That last impression should
make quite a nice imprint. It will instantiate all the warm, loving
relationships we enjoy here on FFL. Even better, that "oh shit" will cause us
to avoid needless bickering in our next corporeal lifetime, since unlike FFL,
we will see that even verbal actions have consequences.
Then because we've been
meditating for years, we'll be reborn in the heaven of savitarka-samadhi lovers
as two-fisted soma drinkers at the banquet of the gods. 
But not everyone will be
happy …
Robin will be displeased that
there isn't only one god and will declare, "I see the truth with my inner heart
and I don't deserve this. This is definitely not the Unified Field" 
Steve will be back on earth
thinking "what a bunch of fools – serves them right". 
Share will say, "I didn't
plan it to come out this way so it isn't my fault. It says that in the opera." 
Judy will pronounce, "Is this
just a drunkfest? Where's the Sturm und
Drang around here? Anyway, do I have to point out again that you are completely 
wrong?"
Raving yogi will warn
everyone … "See that Devi there? She's all mine - so fuck-off you retards."
Emily will say, "Where's that
stage? Can't we have some opera here to go with the soma?"
Alex will say,"This is the opera".
Barry will be back on earth repeating,
"Dude, I told you they would all drink the kool-aid … hey babe, you want a sip?"
Wolf Baiter will be shouting
over the racket, "I want that chariot they keep singing about. You know the one
that circles the worlds with each lap! This is so boring." 
Raunchy will say, "No matter
what, it's still fucked up."
Willy will announce to everyone, "It was better in the Gupta empire `cause they 
knew that Shakya the Muni already had done it all and had just returned back to 
the mantra … the Saraswati
mantra."
Finally, when the soma runs out, emptybill will say .. "Yeah, let them eat 
cake."





--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "emptybill"  wrote:
>
> So many folks here are full of angry
> displays that I've lost faith in humanity.
> 
> Everyone here needs to recognize that
> none of it means anything - it will all be
> meaningless in a month.
> 
> I think we all need a group hug.
> 
> Here ... let's all gather 'round and
> pray for forgiveness. Let's do it now ...
> and the grenades on my vest are just
> for looks.
> 
> Honest.
>

 

Re: [FairfieldLife] The results of our group hug!

2012-12-09 Thread Share Long
EmptyB I love you but what the heck opera are you talking about?  Raunchy's 
fainting goat opera?  And what the heck does my line mean?  I LOVE how it all 
turns out you  sweetie pie old codger.  God, you are older than me, right?  
Anyway, didn't you get my big hug?  Hopefully that will bring some coziness to 
those last 3 seconds (-:
  




 From: emptybill 
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Sunday, December 9, 2012 9:22 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] The results of our group hug!
 

  
I figure after the pin pops
off my grenade we will have about 3 seconds to go "oh shit".
That last impression should
make quite a nice imprint. It will instantiate all the warm, loving
relationships we enjoy here on FFL. Even better, that "oh shit" will cause us
to avoid needless bickering in our next corporeal lifetime, since unlike FFL,
we will see that even verbal actions have consequences.
Then because we've been
meditating for years, we'll be reborn in the heaven of savitarka-samadhi lovers
as two-fisted soma drinkers at the banquet of the gods. 
But not everyone will be
happy …
Robin will be displeased that
there isn't only one god and will declare, "I see the truth with my inner heart
and I don't deserve this. This is definitely not the Unified Field" 
Steve will be back on earth
thinking "what a bunch of fools – serves them right". 
Share will say, "I didn't
plan it to come out this way so it isn't my fault. It says that in the opera." 
Judy will pronounce, "Is this
just a drunkfest? Where's the Sturm und
Drang around here? Anyway, do I have to point out again that you are completely 
wrong?"
Raving yogi will warn
everyone … "See that Devi there? She's all mine - so fuck-off you retards."
Emily will say, "Where's that
stage? Can't we have some opera here to go with the soma?"
Alex will say,"This is the opera".
Barry will be back on earth repeating,
"Dude, I told you they would all drink the kool-aid … hey babe, you want a sip?"
Wolf Baiter will be shouting
over the racket, "I want that chariot they keep singing about. You know the one
that circles the worlds with each lap! This is so boring." 
Raunchy will say, "No matter
what, it's still fucked up."
Willy will announce to everyone, "It was better in the Gupta empire `cause they 
knew that Shakya the Muni already had done it all and had just returned back to 
the mantra … the Saraswati
mantra."
Finally, when the soma runs out, emptybill will say .. "Yeah, let them eat 
cake."





--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "emptybill"  wrote:
>
> So many folks here are full of angry
> displays that I've lost faith in humanity.
> 
> Everyone here needs to recognize that
> none of it means anything - it will all be
> meaningless in a month.
> 
> I think we all need a group hug.
> 
> Here ... let's all gather 'round and
> pray for forgiveness. Let's do it now ...
> and the grenades on my vest are just
> for looks.
> 
> Honest.
>

 

[FairfieldLife] The results of our group hug!

2012-12-09 Thread emptybill

I figure after the pin pops off my grenade we will have about 3 seconds
to go "oh shit".

That last impression should make quite a nice imprint. It will
instantiate all the warm, loving relationships we enjoy here on FFL.
Even better, that "oh shit" will cause us to avoid needless
bickering in our next corporeal lifetime, since unlike FFL, we will see
that even verbal actions have consequences.

Then because we've been meditating for years, we'll be reborn in
the heaven of savitarka-samadhi lovers as two-fisted soma drinkers at
the banquet of the gods.

But not everyone will be happy …

Robin will be displeased that there isn't only one god and will
declare, "I see the truth with my inner heart and I don't
deserve this. This is definitely not the Unified Field"

Steve will be back on earth thinking "what a bunch of fools –
serves them right".

Share will say, "I didn't plan it to come out this way so it
isn't my fault. It says that in the opera."

Judy will pronounce, "Is this just a drunkfest? Where's the
Sturm und Drang around here? Anyway, do I have to point out again that
you are completely wrong?"

Raving yogi will warn everyone … "See that Devi there? She's
all mine - so fuck-off you retards."

Emily will say, "Where's that stage? Can't we have some
opera here to go with the soma?"

Alex will say,"This is the opera".

Barry will be back on earth repeating, "Dude, I told you they would
all drink the kool-aid … hey babe, you want a sip?"

Wolf Baiter will be shouting over the racket, "I want that chariot
they keep singing about. You know the one that circles the worlds with
each lap! This is so boring."

Raunchy will say, "No matter what, it's still fucked up."

Willy will announce to everyone, "It was better in the Gupta empire
`cause they knew that Shakya the Muni already had done it all and
had just returned back to the mantra … the Saraswati mantra."

Finally, when the soma runs out, emptybill will say .. "Yeah, let them
eat cake."






--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "emptybill"  wrote:
>
> So many folks here are full of angry
> displays that I've lost faith in humanity.
>
> Everyone here needs to recognize that
> none of it means anything - it will all be
> meaningless in a month.
>
> I think we all need a group hug.
>
> Here ... let's all gather 'round and
> pray for forgiveness. Let's do it now ...
> and the grenades on my vest are just
> for looks.
>
> Honest.
>