Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals

2011-11-13 Thread Ravi Yogi
Denise,

Yes I'm an excellent story teller. I said this back in June and there not a 
soul 
that understood it. That since a yogi doesn't have a story to project, he 
creates new stories to entertain everyone.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/249724

I was just kidding about the horoscope, it's just a little game I indulge in. 
For people like Xeno it is a question of belief whereas I have no beliefs - I 
will condemn astrology in the same breath as I praise it.

Love you Denise - enjoy your time off.





From: Denise Evans 
To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com" 
Sent: Sat, November 12, 2011 10:10:01 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals

   
Ravi, you are also such a great storyteller.  

I'm feeling reminiscent tonight because I'm gearing up for a break sometime 
mid- 
next week.  I have to get some things done and I'm spending too much time 
talking.  I really did "come to" last week. My older kid is arriving home soon 
for 10 days and it upsets her when I don't have my shit together.  I need to be 
able to fake it at least, which means an organizational upheaval inside and 
outside of the house needs to take place.  

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for replying to my Amma post in the 
beginning and for being a steady and stable person for me.  

Love, Denise  :)



From: Ravi Yogi 
To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com" 
Sent: Saturday, November 12, 2011 8:05 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals


  
Steve,

Thank you for your comments. Yes we are in agreement - one truth many 
expressions of it.

Coming to the serious part..

Ramana and I have patched up !!!

Apparently Ramana is in heaven, enjoying all the perks that go with it. Heaven 
has done wonders to his health !! He's apparently very good looking and very 
healthy, working out regularly. However he can only communicate with us 
earthlings energetically and can't see our physical realm.

Based upon the energy he's feeling from his followers he figured his followers 
were still poor and starving !! He was completely taken aback when I told him 
that all poor and starving are now Christians and his followers were well off 
sophisticated intellectual from the West. He wondered why retards like Yifu 
still bother him. He has asked me  if I could stop his followers from bothering 
him and close the stupid ashram of his. Apparently this causes trouble when he 
is dating the heavenly ladies, more on this below.

I asked him why Osho hadn't updated him on America. Osho it seems is still 
pissed off at the Americans and so wasn't talking much other than all the 
conspiracy theories of his, mind you 30 years is only about 1 heavenly year so 
his wounds according to heavenly standards are still fresh, but he is in 
heavenly therapy.

Anyway the big problem with Ramana in heaven is getting a girl friend. The poor 
guy poured out his heart to me. He, as you might have guessed, is completely 
clueless when dating heavenly ladies and I offered him a few tips. He blamed it 
all on his stupid sacrifices during  his earthly time. I  suggested he take 
therapy as well to address this hidden resentment and he did appreciate that.

He was really happy that I wasn't making any sacrifices to attract retarded 
followers and encouraged me to fully enjoy my life here so I wouldn't have same 
issues as him during the heavenly transition. I mean some of the stories on 
troubles the heavenly transition team faced with Ramana were downright 
hilarious.

He laughed hard when I told him about the fascination people still have for him 
and Gandhi.

Anyway we promised to keep in touch and agreed we were on  the same enlightened 
page.

I will keep you guys updated or let me know if you need any further details or 
have any concerns or clarifications.



On Nov 12, 2011, at 5:11 PM, "seventhray1"  wrote:


  
>
>Oh, okay.  I guess that makes sense.  I'm just saying that I am having a 
>difficult time find much difference in the message of any of the Indian Gurus. 
> 
>The fact that your ex introduced you to Amma seems as good a reason as any.  
>It 
>was an old girl friend that got me into TM so many years ago.  
>
>But you are so into the "essential", and the "accidental", it seems to me that 
>"essentially", they have the same message.  So it is a matter of personality 
>or 
>circumstance that makes one become attached to one Guru or another.  I know 
>little about Amma's message as opposed to Ramana, but evidently you see 
>significant differences which obviously make you react harshly to Ramana.
>Now, it just occurred to me that there are giant disagreements wrt advaita 
>etc.  
>So, I may be exposing myself as quite uneducated in this reg

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals

2011-11-12 Thread Denise Evans
Ravi, you are also such a great storyteller.  

I'm feeling reminiscent tonight because I'm gearing up for a break sometime 
mid- next week.  I have to get some things done and I'm spending too much time 
talking.  I really did "come to" last week. My older kid is arriving home soon 
for 10 days and it upsets her when I don't have my shit together.  I need to be 
able to fake it at least, which means an organizational upheaval inside and 
outside of the house needs to take place.  

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for replying to my Amma post in the 
beginning and for being a steady and stable person for me.  

Love, Denise :)



From: Ravi Yogi 
To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com" 
Sent: Saturday, November 12, 2011 8:05 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals


  
Steve,

Thank you for your comments. Yes we are in agreement - one truth many 
expressions of it.

Coming to the serious part..

Ramana and I have patched up !!!

Apparently Ramana is in heaven, enjoying all the perks that go with it. Heaven 
has done wonders to his health !! He's apparently very good looking and very 
healthy, working out regularly. However he can only communicate with us 
earthlings energetically and can't see our physical realm.

Based upon the energy he's feeling from his followers he figured his followers 
were still poor and starving !! He was completely taken aback when I told him 
that all poor and starving are now Christians and his followers were well off 
sophisticated intellectual from the West. He wondered why retards like Yifu 
still bother him. He has asked me if I could stop his followers from bothering 
him and close the stupid ashram of his. Apparently this causes trouble when he 
is dating the heavenly ladies, more on this below.

I asked him why Osho hadn't updated him on America. Osho it seems is still 
pissed off at the Americans and so wasn't talking much other than all the 
conspiracy theories of his, mind you 30 years is only about 1 heavenly year so 
his wounds according to heavenly standards are still fresh, but he is in 
heavenly therapy.

Anyway the big problem with Ramana in heaven is getting a girl friend. The poor 
guy poured out his heart to me. He, as you might have guessed, is completely 
clueless when dating heavenly ladies and I offered him a few tips. He blamed it 
all on his stupid sacrifices during his earthly time. I  suggested he take 
therapy as well to address this hidden resentment and he did appreciate that.

He was really happy that I wasn't making any sacrifices to attract retarded 
followers and encouraged me to fully enjoy my life here so I wouldn't have same 
issues as him during the heavenly transition. I mean some of the stories on 
troubles the heavenly transition team faced with Ramana were downright 
hilarious.

He laughed hard when I told him about the fascination people still have for him 
and Gandhi.

Anyway we promised to keep in touch and agreed we were on the same enlightened 
page.

I will keep you guys updated or let me know if you need any further details or 
have any concerns or clarifications.



On Nov 12, 2011, at 5:11 PM, "seventhray1"  wrote:


  
>
>Oh, okay.  I guess that makes sense.  I'm just saying that I am having a 
>difficult time find much difference in the message of any of the Indian 
>Gurus.  The fact that your ex introduced you to Amma seems as good a reason as 
>any.  It was an old girl friend that got me into TM so many years ago.  
>But you are so into the "essential", and the "accidental", it seems to me that 
>"essentially", they have the same message.  So it is a matter of personality 
>or circumstance that makes one become attached to one Guru or another.  I know 
>little about Amma's message as opposed to Ramana, but evidently you see 
>significant differences which obviously make you react harshly to Ramana.
>Now, it just occurred to me that there are giant disagreements wrt advaita 
>etc.  So, I may be exposing myself as quite uneducated in this regard.  
>Fortunately, I have my own experience to go on, which for the most part is 
>uninfluenced by much formal dogma in this regard.
>Yes, I have the seven states tempate somewhere in the back of my mind, but it 
>is not anything I really pay much attention to.  Or I don't think I pay much 
>attention to it.
>--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Yogi  wrote:
>>
>> Steve,
>> 
>> Yeah I guess it was existence's roulette that I end with up two Gurus who 
>> couldn't be so opposite in their personalities. I guess I would have never 
>> gone to Amma on my own, I was just fascinated with my ex and just followed 
>> her.
>> 
>> Wrt Ramana I guess you saw my other post :-)
>> 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals

2011-11-12 Thread Ravi Yogi
Steve,

Thank you for your comments. Yes we are in agreement - one truth many 
expressions of it.

Coming to the serious part..

Ramana and I have patched up !!!

Apparently Ramana is in heaven, enjoying all the perks that go with it. Heaven 
has done wonders to his health !! He's apparently very good looking and very 
healthy, working out regularly. However he can only communicate with us 
earthlings energetically and can't see our physical realm.

Based upon the energy he's feeling from his followers he figured his followers 
were still poor and starving !! He was completely taken aback when I told him 
that all poor and starving are now Christians and his followers were well off 
sophisticated intellectual from the West. He wondered why retards like Yifu 
still bother him. He has asked me if I could stop his followers from bothering 
him and close the stupid ashram of his. Apparently this causes trouble when he 
is dating the heavenly ladies, more on this below.

I asked him why Osho hadn't updated him on America. Osho it seems is still 
pissed off at the Americans and so wasn't talking much other than all the 
conspiracy theories of his, mind you 30 years is only about 1 heavenly year so 
his wounds according to heavenly standards are still fresh, but he is in 
heavenly therapy.

Anyway the big problem with Ramana in heaven is getting a girl friend. The poor 
guy poured out his heart to me. He, as you might have guessed, is completely 
clueless when dating heavenly ladies and I offered him a few tips. He blamed it 
all on his stupid sacrifices during his earthly time. I  suggested he take 
therapy as well to address this hidden resentment and he did appreciate that.

He was really happy that I wasn't making any sacrifices to attract retarded 
followers and encouraged me to fully enjoy my life here so I wouldn't have same 
issues as him during the heavenly transition. I mean some of the stories on 
troubles the heavenly transition team faced with Ramana were downright 
hilarious.

He laughed hard when I told him about the fascination people still have for him 
and Gandhi.

Anyway we promised to keep in touch and agreed we were on the same enlightened 
page.

I will keep you guys updated or let me know if you need any further details or 
have any concerns or clarifications.



On Nov 12, 2011, at 5:11 PM, "seventhray1"  wrote:

> 
> Oh, okay.  I guess that makes sense.  I'm just saying that I am having a 
> difficult time find much difference in the message of any of the Indian 
> Gurus.  The fact that your ex introduced you to Amma seems as good a reason 
> as any.  It was an old girl friend that got me into TM so many years ago. 
> 
> But you are so into the "essential", and the "accidental", it seems to me 
> that "essentially", they have the same message.  So it is a matter of 
> personality or circumstance that makes one become attached to one Guru or 
> another.  I know little about Amma's message as opposed to Ramana, but 
> evidently you see significant differences which obviously make you react 
> harshly to Ramana.
> 
> Now, it just occurred to me that there are giant disagreements wrt advaita 
> etc.  So, I may be exposing myself as quite uneducated in this regard.  
> Fortunately, I have my own experience to go on, which for the most part is 
> uninfluenced by much formal dogma in this regard.
> 
> Yes, I have the seven states tempate somewhere in the back of my mind, but it 
> is not anything I really pay much attention to.  Or I don't think I pay much 
> attention to it.
> 
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Yogi  wrote:
> >
> > Steve,
> > 
> > Yeah I guess it was existence's roulette that I end with up two Gurus who 
> > couldn't be so opposite in their personalities. I guess I would have never 
> > gone to Amma on my own, I was just fascinated with my ex and just followed 
> > her.
> > 
> > Wrt Ramana I guess you saw my other post :-)
> > 
> > 
> > On Nov 12, 2011, at 6:05 AM, "seventhray1" steve.sundur@... wrote:
> > 
> > > Ravi,
> > > 
> > > I'm curious. Did you spin a wheel to select your Guru, or Gurus. I mean I 
> > > get picking Osho. He fits, and his message follows a different track than 
> > > most of the others. But let's take Ramana Maharishi, whom you disparaged 
> > > a few days ago. Is his message any different than Amma's? For the sake of 
> > > full discosure, I know little about either of them. Both both seem to be 
> > > held in high regard by their followers. 
> > > 
> > > But it seems to me that in general, your M O is to look past any foibles 
> > > and focus on the inner life of the Guru. So why would it bother you for 
> > > example, to see an emaciated Ramana Maharishi as opposed to a rather 
> > > plump Amma? It's that inner life you're after, right? Don't they both 
> > > embody that?
> > > 
> > > 
> > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Yogi raviyogi@ wrote:
> > > >
> > > > You have lost my respect whynotnow7, how dare you insult my Guru - yep

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals

2011-11-12 Thread Ravi Yogi
WTF..? There is no empty space as I look around here.

You are sounding very muffled? 

I'm on a mound of your books here and you think I'm on Mt. Kailash, you fucking 
retard...LOL..

I think "fullbill" is a more appropriate handle for you.



On Nov 12, 2011, at 1:26 PM, "emptybill"  wrote:

> Unfindable in the space between thoughts.
> That's why it is called empty.
> 
> So which naraka do you inhabit, Mr. Ashukrodha?
> Or do you now proclaim yourself an inhabitant of Mt. Kailash and beyond
> it all?
> 
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Yogi  wrote:
> >
> > Don't irritate me empty, as it is I'm getting frustrated looking for
> you in this big fucking mansion, all I see is books everywhere - where
> the fuck are you hiding empty?
> >
> >
> > On Nov 12, 2011, at 9:44 AM, "emptybill" emptybill@... wrote:
> >
> > > So you've become a Christian like MZ.
> > >
> > > That means your Guru is Yahshua ben Yosef not Amma Mamma. WTF?
> > >
> > > > how dare you insult my Guru - yep you are
> > > > rotting in hell for the rest of the eternity
> > >
> > > BTW - which hell/naraka?
> > > It matters because Shaitan the opposer has his own hell -
> > > i.e. his forlorn love for yhvh.
> > >
> > > Yours sounds like more atma-prema glorified into sarvaaham, making
> you a Shaiva.
> > > Welcome to the ant-heap.
> > >
> > >
> > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Yogi raviyogi@ wrote:
> > > >
> > > > You have lost my respect whynotnow7, how dare you insult my Guru -
> yep you are
> > > > rotting in hell for the rest of the eternity.
> > > >
> > > > She looks the like the most beautiful woman to me !!!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 
> > > > From: whynotnow7 whynotnow7@
> > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
> > > > Sent: Fri, November 11, 2011 9:12:00 PM
> > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Given her looks, it was the same stick - OK, I am going to hell.
> > > >
> > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray1" steve.sundur@
> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > Just out of curiosity; did Amma ever proclaim to be a celibate
> ?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I don't know, but there are stories of when her parents were
> trying to
> > > > > get
> > > > > > her married and she was chasing away suitors with sticks.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Makes for good press doesn't it.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > _
> > > >
> > >
> >
> 
> 



Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals

2011-11-12 Thread Ravi Yogi
Steve,

Yeah I guess it was existence's roulette that I end with up two Gurus who 
couldn't be so opposite in their personalities. I guess I would have never gone 
to Amma on my own, I was just fascinated with my ex and just followed her.

Wrt Ramana I guess you saw my other post :-)


On Nov 12, 2011, at 6:05 AM, "seventhray1"  wrote:

> Ravi,
> 
> I'm curious.  Did you spin a wheel to select your Guru, or Gurus.  I mean I 
> get picking Osho.  He fits, and his message follows a different track than 
> most of the others.  But let's take Ramana Maharishi, whom  you disparaged a 
> few days ago.  Is his message any different than Amma's?  For the sake of 
> full discosure, I know little about either of them.  Both both seem to be 
> held in high regard by their followers. 
> 
> But it seems to me that in general, your M O is to look past any foibles and 
> focus on the inner life of the Guru.  So why would it bother you for example, 
> to see an emaciated Ramana Maharishi as opposed to a rather plump Amma?  It's 
> that inner life you're after, right?  Don't they both embody that?
> 
> 
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Yogi  wrote:
> >
> > You have lost my respect whynotnow7, how dare you insult my Guru - yep you 
> > are 
> > rotting in hell for the rest of the eternity.
> > 
> > She looks the like the most beautiful woman to me !!!
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > From: whynotnow7 whynotnow7@...
> > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
> > Sent: Fri, November 11, 2011 9:12:00 PM
> > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals
> > 
> > 
> > Given her looks, it was the same stick - OK, I am going to hell.
> > 
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray1" steve.sundur@ wrote:
> > >
> > > 
> > > > Just out of curiosity; did Amma ever proclaim to be a celibate ?
> > > >
> > > > I don't know, but there are stories of when her parents were trying to
> > > get
> > > > her married and she was chasing away suitors with sticks.
> > > 
> > > 
> > > Makes for good press doesn't it.
> > >
> > 
> > 
> > _
> >
> 
> 


Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals

2011-11-12 Thread Ravi Yogi
Don't irritate me empty, as it is I'm getting frustrated looking for you in 
this big fucking mansion, all I see is books everywhere - where the fuck are 
you hiding empty?


On Nov 12, 2011, at 9:44 AM, "emptybill"  wrote:

> So you've become a Christian like MZ.
> 
> That means your Guru is Yahshua ben Yosef not Amma Mamma. WTF?
> 
> > how dare you insult my Guru - yep you are 
> > rotting in hell for the rest of the eternity
> 
> BTW - which hell/naraka? 
> It matters because Shaitan the opposer has his own hell - 
> i.e. his forlorn love for yhvh. 
> 
> Yours sounds like more atma-prema glorified into sarvaaham, making you a 
> Shaiva. 
> Welcome to the ant-heap.
> 
> 
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Yogi  wrote:
> >
> > You have lost my respect whynotnow7, how dare you insult my Guru - yep you 
> > are 
> > rotting in hell for the rest of the eternity.
> > 
> > She looks the like the most beautiful woman to me !!!
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > From: whynotnow7 whynotnow7@...
> > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
> > Sent: Fri, November 11, 2011 9:12:00 PM
> > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals
> > 
> > 
> > Given her looks, it was the same stick - OK, I am going to hell.
> > 
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray1" steve.sundur@ wrote:
> > >
> > > 
> > > > Just out of curiosity; did Amma ever proclaim to be a celibate ?
> > > >
> > > > I don't know, but there are stories of when her parents were trying to
> > > get
> > > > her married and she was chasing away suitors with sticks.
> > > 
> > > 
> > > Makes for good press doesn't it.
> > >
> > 
> > 
> > _
> >
> 


Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals

2011-11-11 Thread Ravi Yogi
You have lost my respect whynotnow7, how dare you insult my Guru - yep you are 
rotting in hell for the rest of the eternity.
 
She looks the like the most beautiful woman to me !!!




From: whynotnow7 
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Fri, November 11, 2011 9:12:00 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals

   
Given her looks, it was the same stick - OK, I am going to hell.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray1"  wrote:
>
> 
> > Just out of curiosity; did Amma ever proclaim to be a celibate ?
> >
> > I don't know, but there are stories of when her parents were trying to
> get
> > her married and she was chasing away suitors with sticks.
> 
> 
> Makes for good press doesn't it.
>


_
 

RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals

2011-11-11 Thread Rick Archer
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com]
On Behalf Of nablusoss1008
Sent: Friday, November 11, 2011 4:29 PM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals

 

 
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 , "Rick Archer"  wrote:
>
> From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

[mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 ]
> On Behalf Of whynotnow7
> Sent: Friday, November 11, 2011 4:04 PM
> To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 

> Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Would it be OK if they always replied that they refused to discuss it?
> 
> You mean like Herman Cain? I'm not voting for him.

Just out of curiosity; did Amma ever proclaim to be a celibate ?

 

I don't know, but there are stories of when her parents were trying to get
her married and she was chasing away suitors with sticks.



RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals

2011-11-11 Thread Rick Archer
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com]
On Behalf Of whynotnow7
Sent: Friday, November 11, 2011 4:04 PM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals

 

  

Would it be OK if they always replied that they refused to discuss it?

You mean like Herman Cain? I'm not voting for him.



RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals

2011-11-11 Thread Rick Archer
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com]
On Behalf Of nablusoss1008
Sent: Friday, November 11, 2011 2:51 PM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Video of Amma with animals

 

  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 , "Rick Archer"  wrote:
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg99aM4nmXY
> 
&feature=youtu.be>
> &feature=youtu.be

Very nice Rick !
BTW, how would you react if it was true that Amma has an active sex-life ?

I would lose interest in her. Nothing wrong with sex, but I don't like lying
and hypocrisy. Not that I'm innocent of those faults, but I think gurus
should be held to a higher standard.