This message is from: Teressa tere...@kodiakfishco.com
Lisa, you crack me up. Teressa
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From: owner-fjordho...@angus.mystery.com
[mailto:owner-fjordho...@angus.mystery.com] On Behalf Of pedfjo...@aol.com
Sent: Thursday, July 23, 2009 1:00 PM
To: fjordhorse@angus.mystery.com
Subject: Letter to the US Post Office
This message is from: pedfjo...@aol.com
In light of recent complaints regarding torn and muffed up Fjord Heralds, I
decided to take action and wrote the following letter.
Dear Postmaster,
Regarding the condition of our beloved Fjord Herald, I am writing to you in
a desperate attempt to rectify this unacceptable situation. The fact that
apparently even you're most seasoned delivery carriers are taking it home to
read before arriving at its destinations is a gross scar on the normally
excellent service you have trained us to expect.
Creases, little frays of the edges and ripped covers are not the entire
problem, although very un-professional in my opinion. Jelly and peanut
butter
smears on the photos of the Fjordscoffee stains ( suggesting to me ADULT
participation as well ) on the ads for carriages and ( oh horror ) crumpled
back cover, is aproaching criminal. I have even heard of dog hair, crayon
creatures being drawn next to beautiful photos and X-mas lists scribbled on
empty spaces listing grey dun, filly, english saddle, bridle and a pink
pad
with matching leggins' .
Well. It should not be too difficult to assume that some poor pony starved
child needs more adult supervision.
Like you're carriers, we wait anxiously for each issue. Dispite the fact
that some of the writers do not even one time, include the real ( registered
)
names of the Fjord pony they are writing about.. OR maybe one teeeny
mention of their bloodlines, forcing us to run to our computers and look it
all up, it is an important moment when we sit down on the ground at our
mailbox's or stretch out on the floor inside the Post Office, to scan the
latest
in accomplishments from our talented membership.
I might even offer that recieving the latest issue of the Fjord Herald
equals recieving our tax refund, ( or IOU if you live in CA. ) Publishers
Clearing House notification of winning a subscription and ( GASP ) offer
from a
Credit card company that you may qualify for a 50,000 credit line at 22 %.
We are outraged and will not stand for any more disrespect of our official
magizine. Please ask ALL you're carriers to contact Mike May, or visit the
NFHR webpage to offer a list of breeders and ponies for sale, and direct
you're carriers to go get their own Fjord.
I noticed also, that you again raised our rates for first class stamps. All
of my own bills were returned to me for lack of .2, my bad of course.
However.please take this as an official notice that our Heralds must be
sent
across the country, sit in huge bins of assorted E-Bay auction packages, be
rifled through by the DEA Drug puppies, thrown into airplanes and
transported 1,000's of miles, only to be tossed around into more bins,
thrown into
stinky old delivery trucks and hand delivered to our own homes. They should
arrive in the pristine condition that we all expect. It has been noticed as
well, that my QH based magazine arrives unread. Interesting.
Yes, we expect alot. We are Fjord people. We are USED to perfection.
Lisa Pedersen
Pedersens Fjords
Cedar City, UTAH
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