Re: [Friendship] Date: Fri, 2 Jul 1999 23:01:55 +0700
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Biasanya jokes kayak gini gak jelas sapa pengarang pertamanya, makanya, kalo gue kirim jokes, gue kasih sourcenya, jadi kalo mo komplain ama dia aja, he he he...B^^P Udah Dave, gak usah dianggap omongan/tulisan kayak gitu. Anggap aja sampah yg ba banget... ;^^) -- Wassalam, maju tak gentar memilih jodoh yg benar - engKoh Fahmi -- Emang udah gua delete kok e-mailnya, abis bau banget kok.. daripada ngotorin mailboxnya.. btw.. thanks koh buat supportnya.. gua kirain kagak ada yang ngebelain gua... regards.. Dave Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] Date: Fri, 2 Jul 1999 23:01:55 +0700
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : Lelaki Sipit Senantiasa Ceria <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> On Mon, 5 Jul 1999 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > WUADUH.. SIAPA SIH YANG NULIS INI ??? > ORANG INDONESIA ATAU BUKAN ? > TERUS TERANG, GUA SEBAGAI ORANG INDONESIA TERSINGGUNG NIH ? > YANG MENGFORWARD.. BISA NGASIH ALAMAT YANG JELAS ENGGAK ASAL TULISAN INI ? > !! Biasanya jokes kayak gini gak jelas sapa pengarang pertamanya, makanya, kalo gue kirim jokes, gue kasih sourcenya, jadi kalo mo komplain ama dia aja, he he he...B^P Udah Dave, gak usah dianggap omongan/tulisan kayak gitu. Anggap aja sampah yg ba banget... ;^) -- Wassalam, maju tak gentar memilih jodoh yg benar - engKoh Fahmi - Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
Re: [Friendship] Date: Fri, 2 Jul 1999 23:01:55 +0700
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : [EMAIL PROTECTED] WUADUH.. SIAPA SIH YANG NULIS INI ??? ORANG INDONESIA ATAU BUKAN ? TERUS TERANG, GUA SEBAGAI ORANG INDONESIA TERSINGGUNG NIH ? YANG MENGFORWARD.. BISA NGASIH ALAMAT YANG JELAS ENGGAK ASAL TULISAN INI ? !! regards.. Dave You might be an Indonesian if . >> >> >>Here are a few things I picked up from trying to be an >>Indonesian ... >>You might be Indonesian if : >>1. Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a day. >>2. You believe kecap ABC could turn bad cooking to gourmet food. >>3. You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviations. >>4. You talk during a movie. >>5. You use a dipper instead of toilet paper in the bathroom. >>6. You eat fried rice in the morning. >>7. You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans over Gap or Levi's. >>8. You don't think Jim Carrey is funny. >>9. You think Onky Alexander is a hunk. >>10. You think Rhoma Irama is kampungan. >>11. You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to where ever you travel. >>12. Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000 embarrasses you. >>13. You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it anyway, because you are >>homesick. >>14. You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy tahu and tempeh. >>15. You are "Dreaming of a WARM Christmas". >>16. You are very good at avoiding potholes and other road hazards. >>17. Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal. >>18. You think Super Mie is a staple food. >>19. You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin as a quarter in a US vending >>machine or pay >>phone. >>20. You have ever successfully bribed a police officer. >>21. You have ever successfully bribed a customs officer. >>22. When watching TV you regularly find that all the channels broadcast >>the same thing. >>23. You do your shopping in Singapore. >>24. Your drivers license claims you are 5 years older then you really >>are. >>25. You have ever legally bought pirated software. >>26. You have ever been forced to memorize UUD'45. >>27. You have bought something from a barefooted street peddler. >>28. You know exactly how many islands Indonesia has. >>29. You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on wheels. >>30. You realized that money is everything before you were six. >>31. The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word "Jakarta" is >>"macet". >>32. Someone you know has ever ridden on top of a train. >>33. Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways to ride the city bus >>for free. >>34. You don't mind people being late. >>35. You think standing in line is a waste of time. >>36. You have tried every Monday of your youth trying to avoid upacara >>bendera. >>37. You have used a mosquito repellent that looks like a coil and is lit >>on one end. >>38. You use the terms "Ni yee", "cai-lah" and "Ih, jijay" on daily basis. >>39. You know what Pancasila is, what it means and know it by heart. >>40. You complain that movies in America don't have sub-titles. >>41. Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV commercials. >>42. You have ever consulted a dukun. >>43. Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and gotten away with it. >>44. You have ever spent the night before an exam looking for someone who >>sells the >>questions. >>45. You like the smell of terasi. >>46. You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl. >>47. You can name a manufacturer of shuttlecocks and badminton birdies. >>48. You have a 16' satellite dish hidden in your back yard. >>49. You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three wheels. >> >>50. You miss your maid on laundry day. >>51. Your clothing has brand names printed on it that are visible from 50' >>away. >>52. You attend weddings only until you are done eating. >>53. You have attended weddings that you are not invited to. >>54. You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, >>pepper and napkins. >>55. You know more than one music group that stole the tune of >>Cranberries' "Zombie". >>56. You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table. >>57. You make major decisions based on gengsi. >>58. You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30-day money-back guarantee to >>"borrow" home >>appliances. >>59. Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide >>cookies from the >>all-you-can-eat bar. >>60. You have paid more then $1,000 to get your name on your license >>plate. Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
[Friendship] Date: Fri, 2 Jul 1999 23:01:55 +0700
=== F R I E N D S H I P === Original Sender : "Johnny" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> You might be an Indonesian if . >> >> >>Here are a few things I picked up from trying to be an >>Indonesian ... >>You might be Indonesian if : >>1. Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a day. >>2. You believe kecap ABC could turn bad cooking to gourmet food. >>3. You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviations. >>4. You talk during a movie. >>5. You use a dipper instead of toilet paper in the bathroom. >>6. You eat fried rice in the morning. >>7. You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans over Gap or Levi's. >>8. You don't think Jim Carrey is funny. >>9. You think Onky Alexander is a hunk. >>10. You think Rhoma Irama is kampungan. >>11. You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to where ever you travel. >>12. Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000 embarrasses you. >>13. You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it anyway, because you are >>homesick. >>14. You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy tahu and tempeh. >>15. You are "Dreaming of a WARM Christmas". >>16. You are very good at avoiding potholes and other road hazards. >>17. Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal. >>18. You think Super Mie is a staple food. >>19. You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin as a quarter in a US vending >>machine or pay >>phone. >>20. You have ever successfully bribed a police officer. >>21. You have ever successfully bribed a customs officer. >>22. When watching TV you regularly find that all the channels broadcast >>the same thing. >>23. You do your shopping in Singapore. >>24. Your drivers license claims you are 5 years older then you really >>are. >>25. You have ever legally bought pirated software. >>26. You have ever been forced to memorize UUD'45. >>27. You have bought something from a barefooted street peddler. >>28. You know exactly how many islands Indonesia has. >>29. You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on wheels. >>30. You realized that money is everything before you were six. >>31. The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word "Jakarta" is >>"macet". >>32. Someone you know has ever ridden on top of a train. >>33. Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways to ride the city bus >>for free. >>34. You don't mind people being late. >>35. You think standing in line is a waste of time. >>36. You have tried every Monday of your youth trying to avoid upacara >>bendera. >>37. You have used a mosquito repellent that looks like a coil and is lit >>on one end. >>38. You use the terms "Ni yee", "cai-lah" and "Ih, jijay" on daily basis. >>39. You know what Pancasila is, what it means and know it by heart. >>40. You complain that movies in America don't have sub-titles. >>41. Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV commercials. >>42. You have ever consulted a dukun. >>43. Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and gotten away with it. >>44. You have ever spent the night before an exam looking for someone who >>sells the >>questions. >>45. You like the smell of terasi. >>46. You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl. >>47. You can name a manufacturer of shuttlecocks and badminton birdies. >>48. You have a 16' satellite dish hidden in your back yard. >>49. You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three wheels. >> >>50. You miss your maid on laundry day. >>51. Your clothing has brand names printed on it that are visible from 50' >>away. >>52. You attend weddings only until you are done eating. >>53. You have attended weddings that you are not invited to. >>54. You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, >>pepper and napkins. >>55. You know more than one music group that stole the tune of >>Cranberries' "Zombie". >>56. You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table. >>57. You make major decisions based on gengsi. >>58. You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30-day money-back guarantee to >>"borrow" home >>appliances. >>59. Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide >>cookies from the >>all-you-can-eat bar. >>60. You have paid more then $1,000 to get your name on your license >>plate. Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote).
