[Full-disclosure] Thomas Ptacek and Wikipedia

2007-12-15 Thread Gobbles is back
ALERT ALERT

Quick cheeky posting by unknown gobble member staff over Thomas Ptacek's
latest Wikipedia absurdness. lol ... Finally Symantec has taken notice, and
started to add there own stuff to SF .. FINALLY !!!



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[Full-disclosure] more gobbles ..

2007-12-14 Thread Gobbles is back
Oh yes, please give much needed feedback on
http://turkeychargen.blogspot.com .. GOBBLES need your support to calm
these idiots down ..
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[Full-disclosure] GOBBLE ALERT FOR PEOPLES !!

2007-12-06 Thread Gobbles is back
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION

Gobble decide to make one quick post to sex up the Matasano gate scandle ..

The Link for our blog is http://turkeychargen.blogspot.com/ ..

PS - We donot condone the recent DDoS on their website ...
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[Full-disclosure] Phioust is dead, long live Matasano !!!

2007-12-03 Thread Gobbles is back
Right,

Thanks to decent people and support on Full Disclosure, Lionel *Phioust *the
lovable idiot is history now !!!

Neways, time for some new updates. Our blog
http://isbackgobbles.blogspot.com will be up shortly. Yes our  team is
really working hard to upload funny replies to Turbo codes, pills, moron
research and all that ..

Thanks,

Gunnery Sargent
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[Full-disclosure] Phioust is now getting really emotional ...

2007-12-01 Thread Gobbles is back
Phioust, we love you .. google your name for the christmas gift !!!

-- Forwarded message --
From: phioust < [EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Dec 1, 2007 2:33 PM
Subject: Re: spam?
To: Gobbles is back <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

why are you doing this ? i dont even know you. i would appreciate if you
really stop doing this. incase i have offended anyone of you in the past in
any way , i did not mean to. infact i think its quite cool what you guys are
doing to matasano. so please stop this, its a honest request, sorry.


 On Dec 1, 2007 4:32 AM, Gobbles is back < [EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:

> You lil idiot !!! now this mail of yours will be on Full D too, sadly with
> your dumb turkey name and those useless degrees ... lol
>
>
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[Full-disclosure] Phioust is now getting really emotional ...

2007-12-01 Thread Gobbles is back
Phioust, we love you .. google your name for the christmas gift !!!

-- Forwarded message --
From: phioust <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Dec 1, 2007 2:33 PM
Subject: Re: spam?
To: Gobbles is back <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

Why are you doing this ? i dont even know you. i would appriciate if you
really stop doing this. incase i have offended anyone of you in the past in
any way , i did not mean to .. Infact i think its quite cool what you guys
are doing to matasano .. so please stop this .. its a honest request, sorry.



 On Dec 1, 2007 4:32 AM, Gobbles is back < [EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:

> You lil fucking idiot !!! now this mail of yours will be on Full D too,
> sadly with your dumb turky name and those useless degrees ... lol
>
>
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[Full-disclosure] Phioust gets all emotional to gobbles and friends ...

2007-12-01 Thread Gobbles is back
Phioust means business with his real name and all those philosopher (H),
CISSP and MCSE (lol) degrees ... see for urself in his dangerously sexy
email ... in response to our spam threat :)

-- Forwarded message --
From: phioust <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Nov 30, 2007 9:33 PM
Subject: spam?
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

i suggest you do not make anymore threats, belive me, i have lots of
contacts to track you down ..

-- 
Lionel Phioust

Phd, CISSP, MCSE


o f33r the b33r, he owns 100 TOR nodes, 1 wireless hotspots and one
lesbian gmail server admin to track our IP's .. wu 

Spammers - We got Phiousts real name for yaall, self pat on the back for
good work. ohhh wait wait .. lets make him a bit more jobless by the oath of
google

Lionel Phioust, security, exploits, bugtraq, scriptkiddie, lamer, idiot,
bisexual, Phioust. ROFL


Note - Some of our concerned fans suspect us not to be gobbles. I will save
all those online forensic retards the time to analyse our emails and come
straight to the point .. in w00w00 style .. 10 europeans, 15 asians, 11
americans and one hell of a funny little turkey .. 5 member required to not
f33r w00w00 might .. and no .. Shok dont look like Marilyn Mansons gimp boy
!!! .. well the gimp suite was stiched by us ..
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[Full-disclosure] Matasano watchdog blog opening shortly ..

2007-11-30 Thread Gobbles is back
Hello .. lol

Following our last post about Matasanos retarded commentary on the security
scene .. We like all our fans to know that our blog is about to go live. For
those who missed our earlier email .. This blog cover the following


1) Every time Matasano/Dave decide to talk from his/there ass, we shoot him
down

2) Every time a senseless topic unrelated to security such as "turbo bits"
is discussed we shoot him down

3) Whenever they discuss on virtualized rootkit and herbal pills by Joana
Rustokava we REALLY SHOOT THEM DOWN

4) Any name throwing we slap them a bit

Tip for matasano - Keep your blog clean, dont act Jesus, don't abuse
securityfous nexus power to dictate scene.. and always remember .. He make
you look like Jobe from ADM if u act funny ..

Having said that, lets start the fireworks .. we are still waiting for one
of these jokers to post some new stuff .. once they do .. he post official
blog link on FD.

Love,

Gobble

PS –  [EMAIL PROTECTED], spam the idiot !!
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[Full-disclosure] When will Matasano stop the retarded commentary?

2007-11-18 Thread Gobbles is back
SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE

New year is about to come and no one become man enough to question
matasanos retarded commentary on over the last year or so .. this
include talk on retarded virtualization, good old humble hacker name
dropping .. finger pointing and over all ridiculous security debate
them carry out on poor unsuspecting people .. .. Let gobble and one
decent English speaking friend explain to media about the whole
story...

First there was Scut, Jimjones and Gobbles by far the very best ass
kickers from 2001 to 2005. (Please not the exact time lines as
Matasano retards love showing off there knowledge about the scene with
rough time estimates and good old name dropping) This become evident
with pointing Danny Dulia, Tim Newshman and Nergal in retarded blog.
Before he stray, It was fun to watch everyone love these guys talking
shots at security researcher who think listening to R&B music and
security research go hand in hand.

A classic example from 2003, was by Zen-parse aka Gregg McManus, now
working in idefense. (matasano plz note respected security member name
in diary. Gobble also advice to hang out on irc for better name
throwing of mysterious hacker community like above). However Gobble
also think that name throwing to public about old school hacker
history dont allow rise in sales figures. Infact it make Dino leave to
Investment banks in East USA for better money and overall well being
in day to day life.

Anyways, Zen parse  do  good job of shooting fat HD moor in his fat
Achillis bitch tits  about his  dumb turkey like telnet AYT exploit
discussions in public

Now HD work hard, porting buffer overflow code from C to Perl and Perl
to Ruby in metasploit. He do this to help hacker community from
emerging country earn decent living. He lie in bed and wonder like
Forest Gump, that one day, metasploit have all nice API feature of
Core Impact, and Dave Aitels special CDE double free exploit. He beg
lorian for 7350fun source as php_mime_slit() function confuse his
straight thinking brain. It also cause hurt when he don't understand
why memchr() function allow buffer overflow, but not always
exploitable. However HD's first priority remain to reduce drastic
weight after marriage first !!!

Gobble suggestion: Hi HD, If one feels that he cant cope with the
pressures of tracking lots of variables in C code function for buffer
overflow analyses, one should hang on #c or eat some fruit. This is
better than resigning to ones fate and copy core impact exploit code
scavenged from limwire and emule!!! Gobble also give HD a small tip on
code analysis ..  don't just stare at C code if you don't understand.
Paste complex code on #c once again under proxy name .. it allow quick
relief and avoid brain damage of Texan breast face !!

Now Gobble feel that being a matasano hate mail , oneself should not
stray from point of focus and continue writing about main subject of
this electronic e-mail's intention.

As I feel strong feelings about matasano, I see Lot of people see
there blog and get back onto doing better things like finishing OWASP
executive summaries and recommendation tables for fun filled reports.
This is because security consultants get paid for report writing, and
not reading retarded blogs about security related pillow fights from
matasano lemon boys ..

Let gobble enlighten security community about various matasano profile
.. It decide to start with Dave Gold smith .. the grumpy old idiot of
matasano .. sorry dave, sad you make no money on @stake buyout .. His
bio on matasano says the following

Dave Goldsmith co-invented fire walking, Yes David, thanks for
co-inventing fire walking, what else did you CO invent, oh yes you CO
wrote the first i386 buffer overflow paper too eh ??? Oh wait a
minute!!! Why not just CO SHUTUP for a change 

-- Gobble interruption in email --

Dave, he feel hiring portal- from security.is allow Matasano for
better PR and give chance for original content that's not CO written.
See Dave, portal write first format string paper, it known as
"art.txt". This tactic allow better boasting of Matasano. Further, it
increase drastic fan following level, in turn making Dave chuckle and
cream his nappy at same time - Self Thanks for giving Dave good
idea!!!

Jeremy Rauch, F33r the B33r!! Jeremy come with "ORIGINAL" member dog
tag of ISS ex-force. This is what he claim on matasano biographies. He
become first hacker interior decorator and make ISS lab look cool with
pet tarantula and DMZ LAN diagram. He co find bug in "Super" package
in Debian and reproduce hidden SNMP community in HP OpenView ( Kidding
Jeremy, we know you are the best ) Thanks to magnificent finding, Mark
Dowd, Neel Mehta , Caddis take notice and get inspiration to join
Jeremy's cute dream team. Sadly young members with bright mind make
idiot Jeremy redundant. ISS then decide to rename ex-force to X force,
sigh!!!

Now Dinos turn. But hey … Gobble don't talk bad about D