Re: Google
that's not fun with perl...
In the mean spirit that I woke up in this morning, here is something that will actually make me feel better, being sacreligious. Damnit, I'm sick of this stupid program. These are all lies. Do not believe these damned Linux clusters. Send them back to Hell where they belong. Yes, I am using this forum as a personal soapbox, but somebody out there must know what I'm talking about. Sure, I'm crazy, but they let me out. Google is Intelligent, and not in a Good Way. It has realized that it can control humans through their women. Mind reading is not intelligent, and Google owes me, personally, 4 years of my life back. " Google seeks to hire only the best. We conduct business following the spirit and the intent of the equal opportunity laws and we strive towards maintaining a diverse community. We encourage excellence at all levels in our organization, and are not influenced by: " I. race, Not true. There's not one black person on your team. II. color, Ditto. And you're especially prejudiced against Orange people. III. gender, You don't hire women to the top-paying jobs. sexual orientation, IV. You most certainly don't hire homosexuals. V. age, Or people over the age of 21 VI. disability, Send all those mother-fucking schizophrenics back to Hell. They're only a tiny minority, and they're completely irrelevant. religion, VII. You discriminate very badly against Satanic witches. "or any other factor irrelevant to doing a great job." Yes, Google-slut, none of the classes you have excluded could make your life any better. You use a ripped-off version of a real operating system, you force kids under the age of 21 to view pornography to "test" your fantasy world, and give them shit for pay. As a Satanic Witch, I invite all of like mind to put what I've ranted about here in words that Linus can actually understand, and put an end to this God-awful holy war. I'm sick and tired of this Linux bullshit. At least Microsoft is honest about the fact that they're screwing us from the get-go. Linux is a fucking worm. Unix will live forever. Apologies for my insanity, but I've reached the breaking point, Brian -- Brian Richardson Programmer/Analyst Cubik Software Design - "Of course it runs NetBSD!" brian at cubik dot ca | http://www.cubik.ca/
Re: OT: Google?
I had an idea about the whole Perl thing. Illmuniated here: http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=lang_en&frame=right&th=124acb8b7de05004&seekm=a2515d6b.0202090131.702364bd%40posting.google.com#link11 (Note, the long URL probably won't make it through email right, so you may have to piece it together manually.) Mike Lambert On Fri, 8 Feb 2002, [koi8-r] Dmitry Kohmanyuk äÍÉÔÒÉÊ ëÏÈÍÁÎÀË wrote: > On Fri, Feb 08, 2002 at 10:52:30PM -0500, Bill -OSX- Jones wrote: > > OT: See: > > > > http://www.google.com/programming-contest/ > > note that entries should be in C++, Java and Python (the latter added with a >statement > that no more languages would be allowed.) > > >http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=257fd06c.0202071532.14b1997b%40posting.google.com > > perl2python, anyone? > >
Re: OT: Google?
:)
On Saturday, February 9, 2002, at 12:56 AM, Dmitry Kohmanyuk
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> On Fri, Feb 08, 2002 at 10:52:30PM -0500, Bill -OSX- Jones wrote:
>> OT: See:
>>
>> http://www.google.com/programming-contest/
>
> note that entries should be in C++, Java and Python (the latter
> added with a statement
> that no more languages would be allowed.)
>
Actually I posted the URL because I thought that there maybe others
who wanted to test Perl code against potentially 900,000 web page
data sets...
The main data is 640MB each x 5 CDROMs (in BZip2 format of
course :) This represents an opportunity beyond just winning
$10k -- a Perl developer now has an example snapshot of real
web-centric data - and a lot of it too :)
I mean having $10k would be great, but having 3.2GB of test data is
more so, in my book.
Cheers!
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Re: OT: Google?
On Fri, Feb 08, 2002 at 10:52:30PM -0500, Bill -OSX- Jones wrote: > OT: See: > > http://www.google.com/programming-contest/ note that entries should be in C++, Java and Python (the latter added with a statement that no more languages would be allowed.) http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=257fd06c.0202071532.14b1997b%40posting.google.com perl2python, anyone?
OT: Google?
OT: See:
http://www.google.com/programming-contest/
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