[Gadis-Melayu] Young Arnold Schwarzenegger ( Must Watch This no 1 body builder of the world Pictures )
*LOVE CRAZY PICTURES http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/* http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ http://bit.ly/10LzRR *Born July 30, 1947 is an Austrian American bodybuilder, actor, businessman, and politician, * *Currently serving as the 38th Governor of the state of California. Schwarzenegger began * *Weight-training **At fifteen. He was awarded the title of Mr. Universe at age 22 and went * *On to win the Mr. Olympia contest**A total of seven times. Read More...http://bit.ly/10LzRR * http://bit.ly/10LzRR http://bit.ly/10LzRR http://bit.ly/10LzRR *Click on the pictures to zoom it.* ** http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?pub=kapsonurl=http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/young-arnold-schwarzenegger-14102009.htmltitle=Young+Arnold+Schwarzenegger *THERE ARE LOTS OF ENTERTAINMENT PICTURES. JUST CLICK BELOW... ( MUST SEE ) * ** ** - 10 Craziest Hotels in the World http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/10-craziest-hotels-in-the-world-11082009.html - The Elusive Beauty of Lunar Rainbows http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/the-elusive-beauty-of-lunar-rainbows-10082009.html - 7 Most Amazing and Breathtaking Aquariums Around The Worldhttp://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/7-most-amazing-and-breathtaking-aquariums-around-the-world-10082009.html - Oldest Things Ever http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/oldest-things-ever-08082009.html - Most Dangerous Job http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/most-dangerous-job-08082009.html - Incredible Shadow Art Created From Junk http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/incredible-shadow-art-created-from-junk-07082009.html *( TO RECIEVE COOL MAILS DONT WAIT, JUST CLICK ON THE BUTTON BELOW ) * ** http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
[Gadis-Melayu] 5 - MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE ( Read And Forward Story )
Click here: http://bit.ly/2H5zhB *5 - MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE * [image: Bookmark and Share]http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250pub=kapsonurl=http://funlok.com/index.php/story/5-minute-management-course.htmltitle=5%20-%20MINUTE%20MANAGEMENT%20COURSE%20%28%20%20Read%20And%20Forward%20Story%20%29 http://bit.ly/2H5zhB Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, I'll give you $800 to drop that towel, After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, Who was that? It was Bob the next door neighbor, she replies. Great, the husband says, did he say anything about the $800 he owes me? Moral of the story If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time,you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. * Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, Father, remember Psalm 129? The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, Father, remember Psalm 129? The priest apologized Sorry sister but the flesh is weak. Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129 It said, Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory. Moral of the story If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. * Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, I'll give each of you just one wish. Me first! Me first! says the admin clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. Puff! She's gone. Me next! Me next! says the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. Puff! He's gone. OK, you're up, the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, I want those two back in the office after lunch. Moral of the story Always let your boss have the first say. * Lesson 4: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, Can I also sit like you and do nothing? The eagle answered: Sure , why not. So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. * Lesson 5: A turkey was chatting with a bull. I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, sighed the turkey,but I haven't got the energy. Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings? replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients. The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. * Lesson 6: A little bird was flying south for the Winter.It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of this story (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouthhttp://bit.ly/2H5zhBshut! * PREV STORYhttp://funlok.com/index.php/unusual-things/hidden-door.html: :NEXT
[Gadis-Melayu] Mother Teresa and God
*Mother Teresa and God* *collection of funny jokes**?click to Join Us*http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ Mother Teresa died and went to heaven. God greeted her at the Pearly Gates. Be thou hungry, Mother Teresa? asked God.http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/mother-teresa-and-god.html I could eat, Mother Teresa replied.http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/mother-teresa-and-god.html So God opened a can of tuna and reached for a chunk of rye bread and they began to share it. While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa looked down into Hell and saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters, pheasants, and pastries. Curious, but deeply trusting, she remained quiet.http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/mother-teresa-and-god.html http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/mother-teresa-and-god.html The next day God again invited her to join him for a meal. Again, it was tuna and rye bread. Once again, Mother Teresa could see the denizens of Hell enjoying lamb, turkey, venison, and delicious desserts. Still she said nothing. http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/mother-teresa-and-god.html The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened. She couldn't contain herself any longer. Meekly, she asked, God, I am grateful to be in heaven with you as a reward for the pious, obedient life I led. But here in heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of rye bread and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and kings! I just don't understand it...http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/mother-teresa-and-god.html God sighed. Let's be honest Teresa,http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/mother-teresa-and-god.html He said, . . . for just two people, it doesn't pay to http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/mother-teresa-and-god.htmlcook. *** *There are more jokes for you click on the link below...(must read)* ** ** (1)Bon Free, Taxed to death http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/bon-free-taxed-to-death.html http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/dying-husband.html(2)Mother Teresa and God http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/mother-teresa-and-god.html(3)Ghost Car? ( visual joke ) http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/ghost-car-visual-joke.html(4)Laughter Cafe http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/laughter-cafe.html(5)very worried http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/very-worried.html http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/desi-jokes.html http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ * [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
[Gadis-Melayu] Naughty Or Not ( +18 Funny Video )
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[Gadis-Melayu] Bania jokesss
** *LOVE FUNNY TEXT http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/* * http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/* ** Train mein I mosquito Chinese ke sir pe AA baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya. Fir I matchar Bania pe baitha. Us NE pakar ke Chinese ko poocha khareedoge kya !!! * * * Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge? Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi. Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante. Banis's son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante. * * * Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside said: Voh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/bania-jokesss-08082009.htmlTU. * * * *SAVE AND SHARE THIS TEXT ON NEThttp://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?pub=kapsonurl=http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/bania-jokesss-08082009.htmltitle=Bania%20jokesss * *THERE ARE LOTS OF ENTERTAINMENT. JUST CLICK BELOW... ( MUST SEE )* - Body Buildershttp://funlok.com/index.php/crazy-pics/body-builders.html - Beach Volley Cheerleadershttp://funlok.com/index.php/crazy-pics/beach-volley-cheerleaders-03072009.html - YUMMY CHINESE DISHEShttp://funlok.com/index.php/crazy-pics/yummy-chinese-dishes.html - it's fun timehttp://funlok.com/index.php/funny-pics/its-fun-time.html - Indianapolis Pit Babehttp://funlok.com/index.php/crazy-pics/indianapolis-pit-babe.html http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ ITS FREE http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/bania-jokesss-08082009.html [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
