Re: [Audyssey] desktop explosion was: o.t. The desktop that exploded
hmm dark you have an interesting life I had a powerpack explode once, big boom I heard it felt wind pass my face then the stench! >Well, it all began on one fine and sunny morning, when I recieved an E-mail >from king pixifus lord of pixies to attend his royal banquit. > >I've been a long standing member fof the royal society for the prevention of >cruelty to dragons, - and I'd met his pixosity at one of our meetings, >- we'd actually had an interesting chat about how to cure scale shedding >of the American blue princess muncher breed of dragon. > >I phoned my local magic carpet service to order one to the pixy king's palace, > however they were absolutely and totally late. > >they claime this was because of long standing tale backs in the upper >atmosphere, - but I just think ginis are lazy gits by nature! > >so I walked in late, right in the middle of the pixy king's daughter singing a >rather pretty song about some goblins she'd enchanted. It completely put her >off her step, and while I tried to explain, she was very put out, so >much so she conjured a gremlin assassin and sent it after me. > >I was able to convince her that it had been a mistake by undertaking a long >and boring quest involving three drunken elves,a mysterious guarden, some >magic apples, a small cactus and a bottle of washing up liquid which I'll >tell you about some other time, but sinse it took me such a long time to >sort all this out the gremlins bombed my flat in my absense, >and so my desktop exploded. > >I got a full appology from the pixies along with a huge bag of pixy gold, >which I used to buy the desktop I've got now, and these days I use "wrent >a witch" when I need transport, brooms are slower, but witches are more >reliable. > >Btw, actually "exploded" is just a bit of exaggeration on my part, my >harddrive just physically stopped working, and was no longer able to load, > however I much prefer the above story, far more fun! > >Beware the grue! > >Dark. > > >--- >Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org >If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. >You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at >http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. >All messages are archived and can be searched and read at >http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. >If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, >please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] desktop explosion was: o.t. The desktop that exploded
Grin. Very. -Original Message- From: gamers-boun...@audyssey.org [mailto:gamers-boun...@audyssey.org] On Behalf Of dark Sent: Friday, November 27, 2009 8:59 PM To: Gamers Discussion list Subject: [Audyssey] desktop explosion was: o.t. The desktop that exploded Well, it all began on one fine and sunny morning, when I recieved an E-mail from king pixifus lord of pixies to attend his royal banquit. I've been a long standing member fof the royal society for the prevention of cruelty to dragons, - and I'd met his pixosity at one of our meetings, - we'd actually had an interesting chat about how to cure scale shedding of the American blue princess muncher breed of dragon. I phoned my local magic carpet service to order one to the pixy king's palace, however they were absolutely and totally late. they claime this was because of long standing tale backs in the upper atmosphere, - but I just think ginis are lazy gits by nature! so I walked in late, right in the middle of the pixy king's daughter singing a rather pretty song about some goblins she'd enchanted. It completely put her off her step, and while I tried to explain, she was very put out, so much so she conjured a gremlin assassin and sent it after me. I was able to convince her that it had been a mistake by undertaking a long and boring quest involving three drunken elves,a mysterious guarden, some magic apples, a small cactus and a bottle of washing up liquid which I'll tell you about some other time, but sinse it took me such a long time to sort all this out the gremlins bombed my flat in my absense, and so my desktop exploded. I got a full appology from the pixies along with a huge bag of pixy gold, which I used to buy the desktop I've got now, and these days I use "wrent a witch" when I need transport, brooms are slower, but witches are more reliable. Btw, actually "exploded" is just a bit of exaggeration on my part, my harddrive just physically stopped working, and was no longer able to load, however I much prefer the above story, far more fun! Beware the grue! Dark. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
[Audyssey] desktop explosion was: o.t. The desktop that exploded
Well, it all began on one fine and sunny morning, when I recieved an E-mail from king pixifus lord of pixies to attend his royal banquit. I've been a long standing member fof the royal society for the prevention of cruelty to dragons, - and I'd met his pixosity at one of our meetings, - we'd actually had an interesting chat about how to cure scale shedding of the American blue princess muncher breed of dragon. I phoned my local magic carpet service to order one to the pixy king's palace, however they were absolutely and totally late. they claime this was because of long standing tale backs in the upper atmosphere, - but I just think ginis are lazy gits by nature! so I walked in late, right in the middle of the pixy king's daughter singing a rather pretty song about some goblins she'd enchanted. It completely put her off her step, and while I tried to explain, she was very put out, so much so she conjured a gremlin assassin and sent it after me. I was able to convince her that it had been a mistake by undertaking a long and boring quest involving three drunken elves,a mysterious guarden, some magic apples, a small cactus and a bottle of washing up liquid which I'll tell you about some other time, but sinse it took me such a long time to sort all this out the gremlins bombed my flat in my absense, and so my desktop exploded. I got a full appology from the pixies along with a huge bag of pixy gold, which I used to buy the desktop I've got now, and these days I use "wrent a witch" when I need transport, brooms are slower, but witches are more reliable. Btw, actually "exploded" is just a bit of exaggeration on my part, my harddrive just physically stopped working, and was no longer able to load, however I much prefer the above story, far more fun! Beware the grue! Dark. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
