Re: [Audyssey] wedding report

2016-06-12 Thread dark
Enjoy the lifestone quests, I thought they were awesome! I loved all the 
little environments and tracking down the various nastycharacters, releasing 
the lifestones was also really epic and a great finale to Kordon.


wow I need to get back on Alter, though right now I'm horribly! busy, I 
spent today doing shopping for wedding clothes hich is a lot harder than 
just typing list or trying to filter everything by  what adds to your 
attractiveness, charisma and  contains spells of family snipe shield :D.


All the best,

Dark.
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Sent: Sunday, June 12, 2016 5:17 AM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] wedding report


Gosh, Alteraeon just keeps getting better and better for me. I finished 
with the Ancestral island, and now I just have to do the life stone quests 
with all those islands.


Sent from my iPhone


On Jun 11, 2016, at 8:43 PM, dark  wrote:

If your doing the ranger's quests, several are actually located in the 
clearwater area. I would also recommend however talking to the guard 
captain since you can also get on the  ancestral island quest at the same 
time which will lead you to arcase.


I just finished it and am there at the moment, though wedding 
preparations and crazy party have slightly got in the way of me playing 
alter for a bit :D.


All the best,

Dark.
- Original Message - From: "Devin Prater" 


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Sent: Saturday, June 11, 2016 10:07 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] wedding report


Oh thank you so much! It was Clearwater, not the Norwood forest! Thank 
you! Now, to complete my quest, and maybe one day, I shall find the 
Tower. … Yeah, that would be a cool thing to have in Alter Aeon, a 
Midworld style place…

Sent from my Mac.

Devin Prater
r.d.t.pra...@gmail.com




On Jun 10, 2016, at 6:51 PM, dark  wrote:

Hmm Devin, Lions and weddings? Seems an odd combination though it 
worked out well enough for Simba.


Either way to find ancestral island, go to clearwater cove and swim as 
far north as you can. Work your way west to east across the furthest 
north boundary and you should find a chennel near an island, it's 
actually just past where you find the treasure in the sunken ship.


When you hear "your approaching an island" you know you'll be close to 
it, eventually you will find a channel with a room where you can go 
east onto the beach of the island, from there just follow the path up 
the cliffs and into the graveyard.


hth.

Dark.


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Re: [Audyssey] wedding report

2016-06-11 Thread Devin Prater
Gosh, Alteraeon just keeps getting better and better for me. I finished with 
the Ancestral island, and now I just have to do the life stone quests with all 
those islands. 

Sent from my iPhone

> On Jun 11, 2016, at 8:43 PM, dark  wrote:
> 
> If your doing the ranger's quests, several are actually located in the 
> clearwater area. I would also recommend however talking to the guard captain 
> since you can also get on the  ancestral island quest at the same time which 
> will lead you to arcase.
> 
> I just finished it and am there at the moment, though wedding preparations 
> and crazy party have slightly got in the way of me playing alter for a bit :D.
> 
> All the best,
> 
> Dark.
> - Original Message - From: "Devin Prater" 
> To: "Gamers Discussion list" 
> Sent: Saturday, June 11, 2016 10:07 PM
> Subject: Re: [Audyssey] wedding report
> 
> 
>> Oh thank you so much! It was Clearwater, not the Norwood forest! Thank you! 
>> Now, to complete my quest, and maybe one day, I shall find the Tower. … 
>> Yeah, that would be a cool thing to have in Alter Aeon, a Midworld style 
>> place…
>> Sent from my Mac.
>> 
>> Devin Prater
>> r.d.t.pra...@gmail.com
>> 
>> 
>> 
>>> On Jun 10, 2016, at 6:51 PM, dark  wrote:
>>> 
>>> Hmm Devin, Lions and weddings? Seems an odd combination though it worked 
>>> out well enough for Simba.
>>> 
>>> Either way to find ancestral island, go to clearwater cove and swim as far 
>>> north as you can. Work your way west to east across the furthest north 
>>> boundary and you should find a chennel near an island, it's actually just 
>>> past where you find the treasure in the sunken ship.
>>> 
>>> When you hear "your approaching an island" you know you'll be close to it, 
>>> eventually you will find a channel with a room where you can go east onto 
>>> the beach of the island, from there just follow the path up the cliffs and 
>>> into the graveyard.
>>> 
>>> hth.
>>> 
>>> Dark.
>>> 
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Re: [Audyssey] wedding report

2016-06-11 Thread dark
If your doing the ranger's quests, several are actually located in the 
clearwater area. I would also recommend however talking to the guard captain 
since you can also get on the  ancestral island quest at the same time which 
will lead you to arcase.


I just finished it and am there at the moment, though wedding preparations 
and crazy party have slightly got in the way of me playing alter for a bit 
:D.


All the best,

Dark.
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From: "Devin Prater" 

To: "Gamers Discussion list" 
Sent: Saturday, June 11, 2016 10:07 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] wedding report


Oh thank you so much! It was Clearwater, not the Norwood forest! Thank 
you! Now, to complete my quest, and maybe one day, I shall find the 
Tower. … Yeah, that would be a cool thing to have in Alter Aeon, a 
Midworld style place…

Sent from my Mac.

Devin Prater
r.d.t.pra...@gmail.com




On Jun 10, 2016, at 6:51 PM, dark  wrote:

Hmm Devin, Lions and weddings? Seems an odd combination though it worked 
out well enough for Simba.


Either way to find ancestral island, go to clearwater cove and swim as 
far north as you can. Work your way west to east across the furthest 
north boundary and you should find a chennel near an island, it's 
actually just past where you find the treasure in the sunken ship.


When you hear "your approaching an island" you know you'll be close to 
it, eventually you will find a channel with a room where you can go east 
onto the beach of the island, from there just follow the path up the 
cliffs and into the graveyard.


hth.

Dark.


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Re: [Audyssey] wedding report

2016-06-11 Thread Devin Prater
Oh thank you so much! It was Clearwater, not the Norwood forest! Thank you! 
Now, to complete my quest, and maybe one day, I shall find the Tower. … Yeah, 
that would be a cool thing to have in Alter Aeon, a Midworld style place… 
Sent from my Mac.

Devin Prater
r.d.t.pra...@gmail.com



> On Jun 10, 2016, at 6:51 PM, dark  wrote:
> 
> Hmm Devin, Lions and weddings? Seems an odd combination though it worked out 
> well enough for Simba.
> 
> Either way to find ancestral island, go to clearwater cove and swim as far 
> north as you can. Work your way west to east across the furthest north 
> boundary and you should find a chennel near an island, it's actually just 
> past where you find the treasure in the sunken ship.
> 
> When you hear "your approaching an island" you know you'll be close to it, 
> eventually you will find a channel with a room where you can go east onto the 
> beach of the island, from there just follow the path up the cliffs and into 
> the graveyard.
> 
> hth.
> 
> Dark.
> 
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Re: [Audyssey] wedding report

2016-06-10 Thread dark
Well it's not too bad, then again as My loady's soon to be husband I have 
built up something of a tollerance  so the affect of blumming on someone not 
used to it might be more extreme :D.


All the best,

Dark.
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To: "Gamers Discussion list" 
Sent: Friday, June 10, 2016 1:58 AM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] wedding report




Well I am happy you guys liked that, I hope you are not in to much 
trouble, no one wants to see you blummed.

I don't know what blumming means but it sounds really bad.


On 10/06/2016 12:11 p.m., dark wrote:

Hi Jeremy.

The good news is I found that lots of fun. The bad news is I played that
to Mrs. Dark, and  while she wasmost amused, she's threatening
imprications both about the "serve and obey" and the "man and machine",
parts.
I will attempt to explain to her that these two parts cancel each other
out on the basis that  any computer's operating system means by
definition that obedience is out of the question,however she's not
entirely convinced and is making much threats of "blumming!" as to what
this means, your better of not knowing.

thanks for the laugh, though i'd avoid any tiny, incoherent sopranos
just in case.

All the best,

Dark and Mrs. Dark.
- Original Message - From: "Jeremy Brown" 
To: "gamers" 
Sent: Thursday, June 09, 2016 8:07 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] wedding report



From the San Francisco Daily Listener's StumbleOver page

Today, Mr. Dark (no first name) and Mrs. Dark (no first name) were wed
in a mysterious ceremony in the First Church of Stereophonix here on
Telegraph Hill.  Guests were each issued with a blindfold, a joy
stick, and a six foot paddle.  Guests were instructed to wait until
the DarkBeeper was 80% of the way in their right  ear before employing
the six foot paddle.  Unfortunately, a number of guests grew excited
and a massive paddle brawl nearly broke out.
Mendelsohn's Processional was used as is traditional, but occasional
pops signaled when guests were supposed to jump.  If the guest failed
to jump properly, they were forced to begin once more at the back of
the church.
As the last chords faded, the voice of the officiant a Professor Audry
O Games began delivering the traditional message of unity and joyous
celebrations.  Guests were encouraged to center the celebrant's voice
and to press the button on top of their joysticks repeatedly.  If the
voice came too close to a guest, they were forced to begin, once more,
at the back of the church.
At the height of the festivities, Mr Dark and Mrs. Dark exchanged vows
by hurling these from opposite sides of the church at each other's
audio signature.  Reports say that MRS. Dark's hear and obey vows were
a perfect hit, while Mr. Dark's love and cherish vows missed by a
matter of only tenths of a second.  Reportedly, the groom muttered
something about bloody reaction tests and stomped off.  The celebrant
Professor Audry O Games pronounced the Darks man and machine, and the
reception began.
However, as of yet, no one in the wedding party has managed to pass
either the flash photographer nor the whirling fan blades in front of
the door to the reception hall.


--
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Re: [Audyssey] wedding report

2016-06-10 Thread dark
Hmm Devin, Lions and weddings? Seems an odd combination though it worked out 
well enough for Simba.


Either way to find ancestral island, go to clearwater cove and swim as far 
north as you can. Work your way west to east across the furthest north 
boundary and you should find a chennel near an island, it's actually just 
past where you find the treasure in the sunken ship.


When you hear "your approaching an island" you know you'll be close to it, 
eventually you will find a channel with a room where you can go east onto 
the beach of the island, from there just follow the path up the cliffs and 
into the graveyard.


hth.

Dark.


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Re: [Audyssey] wedding report

2016-06-09 Thread Shaun Everiss

fare enough.



On 10/06/2016 12:13 p.m., dark wrote:

Minians? I'd rather keep the mana and soul stones thanks, besides,
minians are so much trouble, having to provide all those corpses and
sunlight for them to snack on, I'd rather play with the corpses in the
sun myself :D.

All the best,

Dark.
- Original Message - From: "Devin Prater" 
To: "Gamers Discussion list" 
Sent: Thursday, June 09, 2016 9:42 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] wedding report



Well, who can blame him? One can never have too many minions… as long
as they’re controllable, that is.
Sent from my Mac.

Devin Prater
r.d.t.pra...@gmail.com




On Jun 9, 2016, at 3:37 PM, Shaun Everiss  wrote:

You know this needs to be made into some sort of drama its a truely
evil wedding I wish I could see that.
Somehow I don't think mr dark wants anyone in reception, he must be
enjoying all the guests dieing 
Saying that, I am not sure if you would be friends with a guy like
that, maybe he reanimates everyone afterwards and they all get drunk
or maybe added to his personal slave collection.



On 10/06/2016 7:07 a.m., Jeremy Brown wrote:

From the San Francisco Daily Listener's StumbleOver page


Today, Mr. Dark (no first name) and Mrs. Dark (no first name) were wed
in a mysterious ceremony in the First Church of Stereophonix here on
Telegraph Hill.  Guests were each issued with a blindfold, a joy
stick, and a six foot paddle.  Guests were instructed to wait until
the DarkBeeper was 80% of the way in their right  ear before employing
the six foot paddle.  Unfortunately, a number of guests grew excited
and a massive paddle brawl nearly broke out.
Mendelsohn's Processional was used as is traditional, but occasional
pops signaled when guests were supposed to jump.  If the guest failed
to jump properly, they were forced to begin once more at the back of
the church.
As the last chords faded, the voice of the officiant a Professor Audry
O Games began delivering the traditional message of unity and joyous
celebrations.  Guests were encouraged to center the celebrant's voice
and to press the button on top of their joysticks repeatedly.  If the
voice came too close to a guest, they were forced to begin, once more,
at the back of the church.
At the height of the festivities, Mr Dark and Mrs. Dark exchanged vows
by hurling these from opposite sides of the church at each other's
audio signature.  Reports say that MRS. Dark's hear and obey vows were
a perfect hit, while Mr. Dark's love and cherish vows missed by a
matter of only tenths of a second.  Reportedly, the groom muttered
something about bloody reaction tests and stomped off.  The celebrant
Professor Audry O Games pronounced the Darks man and machine, and the
reception began.
However, as of yet, no one in the wedding party has managed to pass
either the flash photographer nor the whirling fan blades in front of
the door to the reception hall.




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Re: [Audyssey] wedding report

2016-06-09 Thread Shaun Everiss


Well I am happy you guys liked that, I hope you are not in to much 
trouble, no one wants to see you blummed.

I don't know what blumming means but it sounds really bad.


On 10/06/2016 12:11 p.m., dark wrote:

Hi Jeremy.

The good news is I found that lots of fun. The bad news is I played that
to Mrs. Dark, and  while she wasmost amused, she's threatening
imprications both about the "serve and obey" and the "man and machine",
parts.
I will attempt to explain to her that these two parts cancel each other
out on the basis that  any computer's operating system means by
definition that obedience is out of the question,however she's not
entirely convinced and is making much threats of "blumming!" as to what
this means, your better of not knowing.

thanks for the laugh, though i'd avoid any tiny, incoherent sopranos
just in case.

All the best,

Dark and Mrs. Dark.
- Original Message - From: "Jeremy Brown" 
To: "gamers" 
Sent: Thursday, June 09, 2016 8:07 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] wedding report



From the San Francisco Daily Listener's StumbleOver page

Today, Mr. Dark (no first name) and Mrs. Dark (no first name) were wed
in a mysterious ceremony in the First Church of Stereophonix here on
Telegraph Hill.  Guests were each issued with a blindfold, a joy
stick, and a six foot paddle.  Guests were instructed to wait until
the DarkBeeper was 80% of the way in their right  ear before employing
the six foot paddle.  Unfortunately, a number of guests grew excited
and a massive paddle brawl nearly broke out.
Mendelsohn's Processional was used as is traditional, but occasional
pops signaled when guests were supposed to jump.  If the guest failed
to jump properly, they were forced to begin once more at the back of
the church.
As the last chords faded, the voice of the officiant a Professor Audry
O Games began delivering the traditional message of unity and joyous
celebrations.  Guests were encouraged to center the celebrant's voice
and to press the button on top of their joysticks repeatedly.  If the
voice came too close to a guest, they were forced to begin, once more,
at the back of the church.
At the height of the festivities, Mr Dark and Mrs. Dark exchanged vows
by hurling these from opposite sides of the church at each other's
audio signature.  Reports say that MRS. Dark's hear and obey vows were
a perfect hit, while Mr. Dark's love and cherish vows missed by a
matter of only tenths of a second.  Reportedly, the groom muttered
something about bloody reaction tests and stomped off.  The celebrant
Professor Audry O Games pronounced the Darks man and machine, and the
reception began.
However, as of yet, no one in the wedding party has managed to pass
either the flash photographer nor the whirling fan blades in front of
the door to the reception hall.


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Re: [Audyssey] wedding report

2016-06-09 Thread Devin Prater
Shoot, I’d rather have my trusty mountain lion myself. Oh great, now I’ve a 
hankering for Alteraeon, but my gosh finding the ancestral island… I just 
can’t! It’s like the island just keeps disappearing… Or else I’m looking from 
the wrong ocean thingie. I go from the Cordwood forest on Cordan, but it’s just 
not there!
Sent from my Mac.

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> On Jun 9, 2016, at 7:13 PM, dark  wrote:
> 
> Minians? I'd rather keep the mana and soul stones thanks, besides, minians 
> are so much trouble, having to provide all those corpses and sunlight for 
> them to snack on, I'd rather play with the corpses in the sun myself :D.
> 
> All the best,
> 
> Dark.
> - Original Message - From: "Devin Prater" 
> To: "Gamers Discussion list" 
> Sent: Thursday, June 09, 2016 9:42 PM
> Subject: Re: [Audyssey] wedding report
> 
> 
>> Well, who can blame him? One can never have too many minions… as long as 
>> they’re controllable, that is.
>> Sent from my Mac.
>> 
>> Devin Prater
>> r.d.t.pra...@gmail.com
>> 
>> 
>> 
>>> On Jun 9, 2016, at 3:37 PM, Shaun Everiss  wrote:
>>> 
>>> You know this needs to be made into some sort of drama its a truely evil 
>>> wedding I wish I could see that.
>>> Somehow I don't think mr dark wants anyone in reception, he must be 
>>> enjoying all the guests dieing 
>>> Saying that, I am not sure if you would be friends with a guy like that, 
>>> maybe he reanimates everyone afterwards and they all get drunk or maybe 
>>> added to his personal slave collection.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> On 10/06/2016 7:07 a.m., Jeremy Brown wrote:
>>>>> From the San Francisco Daily Listener's StumbleOver page
>>>> 
>>>> Today, Mr. Dark (no first name) and Mrs. Dark (no first name) were wed
>>>> in a mysterious ceremony in the First Church of Stereophonix here on
>>>> Telegraph Hill.  Guests were each issued with a blindfold, a joy
>>>> stick, and a six foot paddle.  Guests were instructed to wait until
>>>> the DarkBeeper was 80% of the way in their right  ear before employing
>>>> the six foot paddle.  Unfortunately, a number of guests grew excited
>>>> and a massive paddle brawl nearly broke out.
>>>> Mendelsohn's Processional was used as is traditional, but occasional
>>>> pops signaled when guests were supposed to jump.  If the guest failed
>>>> to jump properly, they were forced to begin once more at the back of
>>>> the church.
>>>> As the last chords faded, the voice of the officiant a Professor Audry
>>>> O Games began delivering the traditional message of unity and joyous
>>>> celebrations.  Guests were encouraged to center the celebrant's voice
>>>> and to press the button on top of their joysticks repeatedly.  If the
>>>> voice came too close to a guest, they were forced to begin, once more,
>>>> at the back of the church.
>>>> At the height of the festivities, Mr Dark and Mrs. Dark exchanged vows
>>>> by hurling these from opposite sides of the church at each other's
>>>> audio signature.  Reports say that MRS. Dark's hear and obey vows were
>>>> a perfect hit, while Mr. Dark's love and cherish vows missed by a
>>>> matter of only tenths of a second.  Reportedly, the groom muttered
>>>> something about bloody reaction tests and stomped off.  The celebrant
>>>> Professor Audry O Games pronounced the Darks man and machine, and the
>>>> reception began.
>>>> However, as of yet, no one in the wedding party has managed to pass
>>>> either the flash photographer nor the whirling fan blades in front of
>>>> the door to the reception hall.
>>>> 
>>>> 
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Re: [Audyssey] wedding report

2016-06-09 Thread dark
Minians? I'd rather keep the mana and soul stones thanks, besides, minians 
are so much trouble, having to provide all those corpses and sunlight for 
them to snack on, I'd rather play with the corpses in the sun myself :D.


All the best,

Dark.
- Original Message - 
From: "Devin Prater" 

To: "Gamers Discussion list" 
Sent: Thursday, June 09, 2016 9:42 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] wedding report


Well, who can blame him? One can never have too many minions… as long as 
they’re controllable, that is.

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Devin Prater
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On Jun 9, 2016, at 3:37 PM, Shaun Everiss  wrote:

You know this needs to be made into some sort of drama its a truely evil 
wedding I wish I could see that.
Somehow I don't think mr dark wants anyone in reception, he must be 
enjoying all the guests dieing 
Saying that, I am not sure if you would be friends with a guy like that, 
maybe he reanimates everyone afterwards and they all get drunk or maybe 
added to his personal slave collection.




On 10/06/2016 7:07 a.m., Jeremy Brown wrote:

From the San Francisco Daily Listener's StumbleOver page


Today, Mr. Dark (no first name) and Mrs. Dark (no first name) were wed
in a mysterious ceremony in the First Church of Stereophonix here on
Telegraph Hill.  Guests were each issued with a blindfold, a joy
stick, and a six foot paddle.  Guests were instructed to wait until
the DarkBeeper was 80% of the way in their right  ear before employing
the six foot paddle.  Unfortunately, a number of guests grew excited
and a massive paddle brawl nearly broke out.
Mendelsohn's Processional was used as is traditional, but occasional
pops signaled when guests were supposed to jump.  If the guest failed
to jump properly, they were forced to begin once more at the back of
the church.
As the last chords faded, the voice of the officiant a Professor Audry
O Games began delivering the traditional message of unity and joyous
celebrations.  Guests were encouraged to center the celebrant's voice
and to press the button on top of their joysticks repeatedly.  If the
voice came too close to a guest, they were forced to begin, once more,
at the back of the church.
At the height of the festivities, Mr Dark and Mrs. Dark exchanged vows
by hurling these from opposite sides of the church at each other's
audio signature.  Reports say that MRS. Dark's hear and obey vows were
a perfect hit, while Mr. Dark's love and cherish vows missed by a
matter of only tenths of a second.  Reportedly, the groom muttered
something about bloody reaction tests and stomped off.  The celebrant
Professor Audry O Games pronounced the Darks man and machine, and the
reception began.
However, as of yet, no one in the wedding party has managed to pass
either the flash photographer nor the whirling fan blades in front of
the door to the reception hall.




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Re: [Audyssey] wedding report

2016-06-09 Thread dark

Hi Jeremy.

The good news is I found that lots of fun. The bad news is I played that to 
Mrs. Dark, and  while she wasmost amused, she's threatening imprications 
both about the "serve and obey" and the "man and machine", parts.
I will attempt to explain to her that these two parts cancel each other out 
on the basis that  any computer's operating system means by definition that 
obedience is out of the question,however she's not entirely convinced and is 
making much threats of "blumming!" as to what this means, your better of not 
knowing.


thanks for the laugh, though i'd avoid any tiny, incoherent sopranos just in 
case.


All the best,

Dark and Mrs. Dark.
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From: "Jeremy Brown" 

To: "gamers" 
Sent: Thursday, June 09, 2016 8:07 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] wedding report



From the San Francisco Daily Listener's StumbleOver page

Today, Mr. Dark (no first name) and Mrs. Dark (no first name) were wed
in a mysterious ceremony in the First Church of Stereophonix here on
Telegraph Hill.  Guests were each issued with a blindfold, a joy
stick, and a six foot paddle.  Guests were instructed to wait until
the DarkBeeper was 80% of the way in their right  ear before employing
the six foot paddle.  Unfortunately, a number of guests grew excited
and a massive paddle brawl nearly broke out.
Mendelsohn's Processional was used as is traditional, but occasional
pops signaled when guests were supposed to jump.  If the guest failed
to jump properly, they were forced to begin once more at the back of
the church.
As the last chords faded, the voice of the officiant a Professor Audry
O Games began delivering the traditional message of unity and joyous
celebrations.  Guests were encouraged to center the celebrant's voice
and to press the button on top of their joysticks repeatedly.  If the
voice came too close to a guest, they were forced to begin, once more,
at the back of the church.
At the height of the festivities, Mr Dark and Mrs. Dark exchanged vows
by hurling these from opposite sides of the church at each other's
audio signature.  Reports say that MRS. Dark's hear and obey vows were
a perfect hit, while Mr. Dark's love and cherish vows missed by a
matter of only tenths of a second.  Reportedly, the groom muttered
something about bloody reaction tests and stomped off.  The celebrant
Professor Audry O Games pronounced the Darks man and machine, and the
reception began.
However, as of yet, no one in the wedding party has managed to pass
either the flash photographer nor the whirling fan blades in front of
the door to the reception hall.


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Re: [Audyssey] wedding report

2016-06-09 Thread Devin Prater
Well, who can blame him? One can never have too many minions… as long as 
they’re controllable, that is.
Sent from my Mac.

Devin Prater
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> On Jun 9, 2016, at 3:37 PM, Shaun Everiss  wrote:
> 
> You know this needs to be made into some sort of drama its a truely evil 
> wedding I wish I could see that.
> Somehow I don't think mr dark wants anyone in reception, he must be enjoying 
> all the guests dieing 
> Saying that, I am not sure if you would be friends with a guy like that, 
> maybe he reanimates everyone afterwards and they all get drunk or maybe added 
> to his personal slave collection.
> 
> 
> 
> On 10/06/2016 7:07 a.m., Jeremy Brown wrote:
>>> From the San Francisco Daily Listener's StumbleOver page
>> 
>> Today, Mr. Dark (no first name) and Mrs. Dark (no first name) were wed
>> in a mysterious ceremony in the First Church of Stereophonix here on
>> Telegraph Hill.  Guests were each issued with a blindfold, a joy
>> stick, and a six foot paddle.  Guests were instructed to wait until
>> the DarkBeeper was 80% of the way in their right  ear before employing
>> the six foot paddle.  Unfortunately, a number of guests grew excited
>> and a massive paddle brawl nearly broke out.
>> Mendelsohn's Processional was used as is traditional, but occasional
>> pops signaled when guests were supposed to jump.  If the guest failed
>> to jump properly, they were forced to begin once more at the back of
>> the church.
>> As the last chords faded, the voice of the officiant a Professor Audry
>> O Games began delivering the traditional message of unity and joyous
>> celebrations.  Guests were encouraged to center the celebrant's voice
>> and to press the button on top of their joysticks repeatedly.  If the
>> voice came too close to a guest, they were forced to begin, once more,
>> at the back of the church.
>> At the height of the festivities, Mr Dark and Mrs. Dark exchanged vows
>> by hurling these from opposite sides of the church at each other's
>> audio signature.  Reports say that MRS. Dark's hear and obey vows were
>> a perfect hit, while Mr. Dark's love and cherish vows missed by a
>> matter of only tenths of a second.  Reportedly, the groom muttered
>> something about bloody reaction tests and stomped off.  The celebrant
>> Professor Audry O Games pronounced the Darks man and machine, and the
>> reception began.
>> However, as of yet, no one in the wedding party has managed to pass
>> either the flash photographer nor the whirling fan blades in front of
>> the door to the reception hall.
>> 
>> 
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Re: [Audyssey] wedding report

2016-06-09 Thread Shaun Everiss
You know this needs to be made into some sort of drama its a truely evil 
wedding I wish I could see that.
Somehow I don't think mr dark wants anyone in reception, he must be 
enjoying all the guests dieing 
Saying that, I am not sure if you would be friends with a guy like that, 
maybe he reanimates everyone afterwards and they all get drunk or maybe 
added to his personal slave collection.




On 10/06/2016 7:07 a.m., Jeremy Brown wrote:

From the San Francisco Daily Listener's StumbleOver page


Today, Mr. Dark (no first name) and Mrs. Dark (no first name) were wed
in a mysterious ceremony in the First Church of Stereophonix here on
Telegraph Hill.  Guests were each issued with a blindfold, a joy
stick, and a six foot paddle.  Guests were instructed to wait until
the DarkBeeper was 80% of the way in their right  ear before employing
 the six foot paddle.  Unfortunately, a number of guests grew excited
and a massive paddle brawl nearly broke out.
Mendelsohn's Processional was used as is traditional, but occasional
pops signaled when guests were supposed to jump.  If the guest failed
to jump properly, they were forced to begin once more at the back of
the church.
As the last chords faded, the voice of the officiant a Professor Audry
O Games began delivering the traditional message of unity and joyous
celebrations.  Guests were encouraged to center the celebrant's voice
and to press the button on top of their joysticks repeatedly.  If the
voice came too close to a guest, they were forced to begin, once more,
at the back of the church.
At the height of the festivities, Mr Dark and Mrs. Dark exchanged vows
by hurling these from opposite sides of the church at each other's
audio signature.  Reports say that MRS. Dark's hear and obey vows were
a perfect hit, while Mr. Dark's love and cherish vows missed by a
matter of only tenths of a second.  Reportedly, the groom muttered
something about bloody reaction tests and stomped off.  The celebrant
Professor Audry O Games pronounced the Darks man and machine, and the
reception began.
However, as of yet, no one in the wedding party has managed to pass
either the flash photographer nor the whirling fan blades in front of
the door to the reception hall.




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Re: [Audyssey] wedding report

2016-06-09 Thread Jeremy Brown
>From the San Francisco Daily Listener's StumbleOver page

Today, Mr. Dark (no first name) and Mrs. Dark (no first name) were wed
in a mysterious ceremony in the First Church of Stereophonix here on
Telegraph Hill.  Guests were each issued with a blindfold, a joy
stick, and a six foot paddle.  Guests were instructed to wait until
the DarkBeeper was 80% of the way in their right  ear before employing
 the six foot paddle.  Unfortunately, a number of guests grew excited
and a massive paddle brawl nearly broke out.
Mendelsohn's Processional was used as is traditional, but occasional
pops signaled when guests were supposed to jump.  If the guest failed
to jump properly, they were forced to begin once more at the back of
the church.
As the last chords faded, the voice of the officiant a Professor Audry
O Games began delivering the traditional message of unity and joyous
celebrations.  Guests were encouraged to center the celebrant's voice
and to press the button on top of their joysticks repeatedly.  If the
voice came too close to a guest, they were forced to begin, once more,
at the back of the church.
At the height of the festivities, Mr Dark and Mrs. Dark exchanged vows
by hurling these from opposite sides of the church at each other's
audio signature.  Reports say that MRS. Dark's hear and obey vows were
a perfect hit, while Mr. Dark's love and cherish vows missed by a
matter of only tenths of a second.  Reportedly, the groom muttered
something about bloody reaction tests and stomped off.  The celebrant
Professor Audry O Games pronounced the Darks man and machine, and the
reception began.
However, as of yet, no one in the wedding party has managed to pass
either the flash photographer nor the whirling fan blades in front of
the door to the reception hall.


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