Re: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge
lololololololol grin, aussom! Cory - Original Message - From: "Phil Vlasak" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Gamers Discussion list" Sent: Saturday, March 22, 2008 7:02 AM Subject: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge > Games we'd like to play. > Tom Ward's Revenge > > Welcome to Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge," a new and > exciting > fast action side-scroller from USA Games Interactive. > > Eight years ago a California programmer invaded the once great accessible > game market Empire, captured the majority of game sales, looted the > customers of their gold and gems, and crushed the spirit of other game > producers. Those who rebelled were put to shame, and those that remained > were enslaved. Yet, the California programmer had not finished his Aztec > game. > > Almost instantly myths and legends began to circulate among the unwary > customers that the Aztec game was finished. There were offers of > pre-release > discounts and many of the customers believed that the game would be > released > soon. A game purchase would grant the bravest of game players a sneak > preview. But years passed, and the game was all but forgotten. Other games > grew up to cover thoughts of the Aztec game, and it fell into ruins. > Scholars had speculated that the Aztec game was a myth made up by the > California programmer until it was restarted in 2006 thanks to USA Games' > modern programming knowledge. > > Immediately upon the source code transfer world renown game producer, Tom > Ward, set out to finish the game code. Days after reaching the conclusion > that the source code could not be completed, Tom started a new game from > scratch. > > Two years later an attack of vicious lawyers made even this new version > unpalatable. > > Tom decided it would take too long to start the game over and thought it > would be easier to do a different game, but complaints from customers has > forced him to reconsider his decision. > > So finally Tom Ward has his revenge and Angela Summers, has decided to > reveal who she really is and enter the Aztec game of death as the first > transvestite accessible game character. > > In this demo you will be able to explore your female qualities while still > having the body of a male. > A long the way she will gather dropped clothing, collect precious diamond > earrings and gold bracelets, find beautiful blonde wigs, collect perfume > bottles, recover lost falcies, and must over come the most dangerous item > in > the Temple Of Death, boxes of chocolate. > > You must skip, hop, and flounce through 12 action pact levels filled with > mystery and danger. You will climb stone staircases, find gold and silver > keys, unlock ancient stone doors, locate hidden passages and treasure > rooms, > navigate over lava pits, avoid rolling boulders, jump over swinging > blades, > avoid falling spikes, swim across under ground lakes, climb swinging > ropes, > while trying to keep her makeup fresh and her wig on straight. > > Assuming you are able to over come these horrors you will be put to the > ultimate test. Deep inside the Temple of Death the California programmer > will face you in combat. Will you be able to defeat the dreaded James > North? > > Smiles, > Phil > > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the > list, > please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > __ NOD32 2967 (20080321) Information __ > > This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. > http://www.eset.com > > --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge
Very insightful Phil. At 10:02 AM 3/22/2008, you wrote: >Games we'd like to play. >Tom Ward's Revenge > >Welcome to Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge," a new and exciting >fast action side-scroller from USA Games Interactive. > >Eight years ago a California programmer invaded the once great accessible >game market Empire, captured the majority of game sales, looted the >customers of their gold and gems, and crushed the spirit of other game >producers. Those who rebelled were put to shame, and those that remained >were enslaved. Yet, the California programmer had not finished his Aztec >game. > >Almost instantly myths and legends began to circulate among the unwary >customers that the Aztec game was finished. There were offers of pre-release >discounts and many of the customers believed that the game would be released >soon. A game purchase would grant the bravest of game players a sneak >preview. But years passed, and the game was all but forgotten. Other games >grew up to cover thoughts of the Aztec game, and it fell into ruins. >Scholars had speculated that the Aztec game was a myth made up by the >California programmer until it was restarted in 2006 thanks to USA Games' >modern programming knowledge. > >Immediately upon the source code transfer world renown game producer, Tom >Ward, set out to finish the game code. Days after reaching the conclusion >that the source code could not be completed, Tom started a new game from >scratch. > >Two years later an attack of vicious lawyers made even this new version >unpalatable. > >Tom decided it would take too long to start the game over and thought it >would be easier to do a different game, but complaints from customers has >forced him to reconsider his decision. > >So finally Tom Ward has his revenge and Angela Summers, has decided to >reveal who she really is and enter the Aztec game of death as the first >transvestite accessible game character. > >In this demo you will be able to explore your female qualities while still >having the body of a male. >A long the way she will gather dropped clothing, collect precious diamond >earrings and gold bracelets, find beautiful blonde wigs, collect perfume >bottles, recover lost falcies, and must over come the most dangerous item in >the Temple Of Death, boxes of chocolate. > >You must skip, hop, and flounce through 12 action pact levels filled with >mystery and danger. You will climb stone staircases, find gold and silver >keys, unlock ancient stone doors, locate hidden passages and treasure rooms, >navigate over lava pits, avoid rolling boulders, jump over swinging blades, >avoid falling spikes, swim across under ground lakes, climb swinging ropes, >while trying to keep her makeup fresh and her wig on straight. > >Assuming you are able to over come these horrors you will be put to the >ultimate test. Deep inside the Temple of Death the California programmer >will face you in combat. Will you be able to defeat the dreaded James North? > >Smiles, >Phil > > >--- >Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org >If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] >You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at >http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. >All messages are archived and can be searched and read at >http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] >If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, >please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Tim trouble "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown Blindeudora list owner. To subscribe or info: http://www.freelists.org/webpage/blindeudora --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge
No doubt about it, Phil. You're a nut! This is a good one, and might be just what we needed. Thanks. --- Laughter is the best medicine. Look around you and find a dose. - Original Message - From: "Phil Vlasak" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Gamers Discussion list" Sent: Saturday, March 22, 2008 7:02 AM Subject: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge > Games we'd like to play. > Tom Ward's Revenge > > Welcome to Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge," a new and > exciting > fast action side-scroller from USA Games Interactive. > > Eight years ago a California programmer invaded the once great accessible > game market Empire, captured the majority of game sales, looted the > customers of their gold and gems, and crushed the spirit of other game > producers. Those who rebelled were put to shame, and those that remained > were enslaved. Yet, the California programmer had not finished his Aztec > game. > > Almost instantly myths and legends began to circulate among the unwary > customers that the Aztec game was finished. There were offers of > pre-release > discounts and many of the customers believed that the game would be > released > soon. A game purchase would grant the bravest of game players a sneak > preview. But years passed, and the game was all but forgotten. Other games > grew up to cover thoughts of the Aztec game, and it fell into ruins. > Scholars had speculated that the Aztec game was a myth made up by the > California programmer until it was restarted in 2006 thanks to USA Games' > modern programming knowledge. > > Immediately upon the source code transfer world renown game producer, Tom > Ward, set out to finish the game code. Days after reaching the conclusion > that the source code could not be completed, Tom started a new game from > scratch. > > Two years later an attack of vicious lawyers made even this new version > unpalatable. > > Tom decided it would take too long to start the game over and thought it > would be easier to do a different game, but complaints from customers has > forced him to reconsider his decision. > > So finally Tom Ward has his revenge and Angela Summers, has decided to > reveal who she really is and enter the Aztec game of death as the first > transvestite accessible game character. > > In this demo you will be able to explore your female qualities while still > having the body of a male. > A long the way she will gather dropped clothing, collect precious diamond > earrings and gold bracelets, find beautiful blonde wigs, collect perfume > bottles, recover lost falcies, and must over come the most dangerous item > in > the Temple Of Death, boxes of chocolate. > > You must skip, hop, and flounce through 12 action pact levels filled with > mystery and danger. You will climb stone staircases, find gold and silver > keys, unlock ancient stone doors, locate hidden passages and treasure > rooms, > navigate over lava pits, avoid rolling boulders, jump over swinging > blades, > avoid falling spikes, swim across under ground lakes, climb swinging > ropes, > while trying to keep her makeup fresh and her wig on straight. > > Assuming you are able to over come these horrors you will be put to the > ultimate test. Deep inside the Temple of Death the California programmer > will face you in combat. Will you be able to defeat the dreaded James > North? > > Smiles, > Phil > > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the > list, > please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge
ok man, I was wandering when something would come out. When ever a debate comes out even a war phill can make good of a bad apple. At 03:02 a.m. 23/03/2008, you wrote: >Games we'd like to play. >Tom Ward's Revenge > >Welcome to Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge," a new and exciting >fast action side-scroller from USA Games Interactive. > >Eight years ago a California programmer invaded the once great accessible >game market Empire, captured the majority of game sales, looted the >customers of their gold and gems, and crushed the spirit of other game >producers. Those who rebelled were put to shame, and those that remained >were enslaved. Yet, the California programmer had not finished his Aztec >game. > >Almost instantly myths and legends began to circulate among the unwary >customers that the Aztec game was finished. There were offers of pre-release >discounts and many of the customers believed that the game would be released >soon. A game purchase would grant the bravest of game players a sneak >preview. But years passed, and the game was all but forgotten. Other games >grew up to cover thoughts of the Aztec game, and it fell into ruins. >Scholars had speculated that the Aztec game was a myth made up by the >California programmer until it was restarted in 2006 thanks to USA Games' >modern programming knowledge. > >Immediately upon the source code transfer world renown game producer, Tom >Ward, set out to finish the game code. Days after reaching the conclusion >that the source code could not be completed, Tom started a new game from >scratch. > >Two years later an attack of vicious lawyers made even this new version >unpalatable. > >Tom decided it would take too long to start the game over and thought it >would be easier to do a different game, but complaints from customers has >forced him to reconsider his decision. > >So finally Tom Ward has his revenge and Angela Summers, has decided to >reveal who she really is and enter the Aztec game of death as the first >transvestite accessible game character. > >In this demo you will be able to explore your female qualities while still >having the body of a male. >A long the way she will gather dropped clothing, collect precious diamond >earrings and gold bracelets, find beautiful blonde wigs, collect perfume >bottles, recover lost falcies, and must over come the most dangerous item in >the Temple Of Death, boxes of chocolate. > >You must skip, hop, and flounce through 12 action pact levels filled with >mystery and danger. You will climb stone staircases, find gold and silver >keys, unlock ancient stone doors, locate hidden passages and treasure rooms, >navigate over lava pits, avoid rolling boulders, jump over swinging blades, >avoid falling spikes, swim across under ground lakes, climb swinging ropes, >while trying to keep her makeup fresh and her wig on straight. > >Assuming you are able to over come these horrors you will be put to the >ultimate test. Deep inside the Temple of Death the California programmer >will face you in combat. Will you be able to defeat the dreaded James North? > >Smiles, >Phil > > >--- >Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org >If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] >You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at >http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. >All messages are archived and can be searched and read at >http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] >If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, >please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge
roflrofl! keep it up phil imanine if tom actually made the game like that On 3/22/08, Yohandy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > hahahaha! Love it man! > > - Original Message - > From: "Phil Vlasak" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "Gamers Discussion list" > Sent: Saturday, March 22, 2008 10:02 AM > Subject: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge > > > > Games we'd like to play. > > Tom Ward's Revenge > > > > Welcome to Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge," a new and > > exciting > > fast action side-scroller from USA Games Interactive. > > > > Eight years ago a California programmer invaded the once great accessible > > game market Empire, captured the majority of game sales, looted the > > customers of their gold and gems, and crushed the spirit of other game > > producers. Those who rebelled were put to shame, and those that remained > > were enslaved. Yet, the California programmer had not finished his Aztec > > game. > > > > Almost instantly myths and legends began to circulate among the unwary > > customers that the Aztec game was finished. There were offers of > > pre-release > > discounts and many of the customers believed that the game would be > > released > > soon. A game purchase would grant the bravest of game players a sneak > > preview. But years passed, and the game was all but forgotten. Other games > > grew up to cover thoughts of the Aztec game, and it fell into ruins. > > Scholars had speculated that the Aztec game was a myth made up by the > > California programmer until it was restarted in 2006 thanks to USA Games' > > modern programming knowledge. > > > > Immediately upon the source code transfer world renown game producer, Tom > > Ward, set out to finish the game code. Days after reaching the conclusion > > that the source code could not be completed, Tom started a new game from > > scratch. > > > > Two years later an attack of vicious lawyers made even this new version > > unpalatable. > > > > Tom decided it would take too long to start the game over and thought it > > would be easier to do a different game, but complaints from customers has > > forced him to reconsider his decision. > > > > So finally Tom Ward has his revenge and Angela Summers, has decided to > > reveal who she really is and enter the Aztec game of death as the first > > transvestite accessible game character. > > > > In this demo you will be able to explore your female qualities while still > > having the body of a male. > > A long the way she will gather dropped clothing, collect precious diamond > > earrings and gold bracelets, find beautiful blonde wigs, collect perfume > > bottles, recover lost falcies, and must over come the most dangerous item > > in > > the Temple Of Death, boxes of chocolate. > > > > You must skip, hop, and flounce through 12 action pact levels filled with > > mystery and danger. You will climb stone staircases, find gold and silver > > keys, unlock ancient stone doors, locate hidden passages and treasure > > rooms, > > navigate over lava pits, avoid rolling boulders, jump over swinging > > blades, > > avoid falling spikes, swim across under ground lakes, climb swinging > > ropes, > > while trying to keep her makeup fresh and her wig on straight. > > > > Assuming you are able to over come these horrors you will be put to the > > ultimate test. Deep inside the Temple of Death the California programmer > > will face you in combat. Will you be able to defeat the dreaded James > > North? > > > > Smiles, > > Phil > > > > > > --- > > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the > > list, > > please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, > please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge
hahahaha! Love it man! - Original Message - From: "Phil Vlasak" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Gamers Discussion list" Sent: Saturday, March 22, 2008 10:02 AM Subject: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge > Games we'd like to play. > Tom Ward's Revenge > > Welcome to Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge," a new and > exciting > fast action side-scroller from USA Games Interactive. > > Eight years ago a California programmer invaded the once great accessible > game market Empire, captured the majority of game sales, looted the > customers of their gold and gems, and crushed the spirit of other game > producers. Those who rebelled were put to shame, and those that remained > were enslaved. Yet, the California programmer had not finished his Aztec > game. > > Almost instantly myths and legends began to circulate among the unwary > customers that the Aztec game was finished. There were offers of > pre-release > discounts and many of the customers believed that the game would be > released > soon. A game purchase would grant the bravest of game players a sneak > preview. But years passed, and the game was all but forgotten. Other games > grew up to cover thoughts of the Aztec game, and it fell into ruins. > Scholars had speculated that the Aztec game was a myth made up by the > California programmer until it was restarted in 2006 thanks to USA Games' > modern programming knowledge. > > Immediately upon the source code transfer world renown game producer, Tom > Ward, set out to finish the game code. Days after reaching the conclusion > that the source code could not be completed, Tom started a new game from > scratch. > > Two years later an attack of vicious lawyers made even this new version > unpalatable. > > Tom decided it would take too long to start the game over and thought it > would be easier to do a different game, but complaints from customers has > forced him to reconsider his decision. > > So finally Tom Ward has his revenge and Angela Summers, has decided to > reveal who she really is and enter the Aztec game of death as the first > transvestite accessible game character. > > In this demo you will be able to explore your female qualities while still > having the body of a male. > A long the way she will gather dropped clothing, collect precious diamond > earrings and gold bracelets, find beautiful blonde wigs, collect perfume > bottles, recover lost falcies, and must over come the most dangerous item > in > the Temple Of Death, boxes of chocolate. > > You must skip, hop, and flounce through 12 action pact levels filled with > mystery and danger. You will climb stone staircases, find gold and silver > keys, unlock ancient stone doors, locate hidden passages and treasure > rooms, > navigate over lava pits, avoid rolling boulders, jump over swinging > blades, > avoid falling spikes, swim across under ground lakes, climb swinging > ropes, > while trying to keep her makeup fresh and her wig on straight. > > Assuming you are able to over come these horrors you will be put to the > ultimate test. Deep inside the Temple of Death the California programmer > will face you in combat. Will you be able to defeat the dreaded James > North? > > Smiles, > Phil > > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the > list, > please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge
I like it! And all this to the accompaniment of the most annoying, bouncy, cheery little tunes imaginable. Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. - Original Message - From: "Phil Vlasak" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Gamers Discussion list" Sent: Saturday, March 22, 2008 8:02 AM Subject: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge > Games we'd like to play. > Tom Ward's Revenge > > Welcome to Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge," a new and > exciting > fast action side-scroller from USA Games Interactive. > > Eight years ago a California programmer invaded the once great accessible > game market Empire, captured the majority of game sales, looted the > customers of their gold and gems, and crushed the spirit of other game > producers. Those who rebelled were put to shame, and those that remained > were enslaved. Yet, the California programmer had not finished his Aztec > game. > > Almost instantly myths and legends began to circulate among the unwary > customers that the Aztec game was finished. There were offers of > pre-release > discounts and many of the customers believed that the game would be > released > soon. A game purchase would grant the bravest of game players a sneak > preview. But years passed, and the game was all but forgotten. Other games > grew up to cover thoughts of the Aztec game, and it fell into ruins. > Scholars had speculated that the Aztec game was a myth made up by the > California programmer until it was restarted in 2006 thanks to USA Games' > modern programming knowledge. > > Immediately upon the source code transfer world renown game producer, Tom > Ward, set out to finish the game code. Days after reaching the conclusion > that the source code could not be completed, Tom started a new game from > scratch. > > Two years later an attack of vicious lawyers made even this new version > unpalatable. > > Tom decided it would take too long to start the game over and thought it > would be easier to do a different game, but complaints from customers has > forced him to reconsider his decision. > > So finally Tom Ward has his revenge and Angela Summers, has decided to > reveal who she really is and enter the Aztec game of death as the first > transvestite accessible game character. > > In this demo you will be able to explore your female qualities while still > having the body of a male. > A long the way she will gather dropped clothing, collect precious diamond > earrings and gold bracelets, find beautiful blonde wigs, collect perfume > bottles, recover lost falcies, and must over come the most dangerous item > in > the Temple Of Death, boxes of chocolate. > > You must skip, hop, and flounce through 12 action pact levels filled with > mystery and danger. You will climb stone staircases, find gold and silver > keys, unlock ancient stone doors, locate hidden passages and treasure > rooms, > navigate over lava pits, avoid rolling boulders, jump over swinging > blades, > avoid falling spikes, swim across under ground lakes, climb swinging > ropes, > while trying to keep her makeup fresh and her wig on straight. > > Assuming you are able to over come these horrors you will be put to the > ultimate test. Deep inside the Temple of Death the California programmer > will face you in combat. Will you be able to defeat the dreaded James > North? > > Smiles, > Phil > > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the > list, > please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge
rofl! good one as always Phil. - Original Message - From: "Phil Vlasak" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Gamers Discussion list" Sent: Saturday, March 22, 2008 4:02 PM Subject: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge > Games we'd like to play. > Tom Ward's Revenge > > Welcome to Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge," a new and > exciting > fast action side-scroller from USA Games Interactive. > > Eight years ago a California programmer invaded the once great accessible > game market Empire, captured the majority of game sales, looted the > customers of their gold and gems, and crushed the spirit of other game > producers. Those who rebelled were put to shame, and those that remained > were enslaved. Yet, the California programmer had not finished his Aztec > game. > > Almost instantly myths and legends began to circulate among the unwary > customers that the Aztec game was finished. There were offers of > pre-release > discounts and many of the customers believed that the game would be > released > soon. A game purchase would grant the bravest of game players a sneak > preview. But years passed, and the game was all but forgotten. Other games > grew up to cover thoughts of the Aztec game, and it fell into ruins. > Scholars had speculated that the Aztec game was a myth made up by the > California programmer until it was restarted in 2006 thanks to USA Games' > modern programming knowledge. > > Immediately upon the source code transfer world renown game producer, Tom > Ward, set out to finish the game code. Days after reaching the conclusion > that the source code could not be completed, Tom started a new game from > scratch. > > Two years later an attack of vicious lawyers made even this new version > unpalatable. > > Tom decided it would take too long to start the game over and thought it > would be easier to do a different game, but complaints from customers has > forced him to reconsider his decision. > > So finally Tom Ward has his revenge and Angela Summers, has decided to > reveal who she really is and enter the Aztec game of death as the first > transvestite accessible game character. > > In this demo you will be able to explore your female qualities while still > having the body of a male. > A long the way she will gather dropped clothing, collect precious diamond > earrings and gold bracelets, find beautiful blonde wigs, collect perfume > bottles, recover lost falcies, and must over come the most dangerous item > in > the Temple Of Death, boxes of chocolate. > > You must skip, hop, and flounce through 12 action pact levels filled with > mystery and danger. You will climb stone staircases, find gold and silver > keys, unlock ancient stone doors, locate hidden passages and treasure > rooms, > navigate over lava pits, avoid rolling boulders, jump over swinging > blades, > avoid falling spikes, swim across under ground lakes, climb swinging > ropes, > while trying to keep her makeup fresh and her wig on straight. > > Assuming you are able to over come these horrors you will be put to the > ultimate test. Deep inside the Temple of Death the California programmer > will face you in combat. Will you be able to defeat the dreaded James > North? > > Smiles, > Phil > > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the > list, > please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge
Oh god, that is too funny! Just what we needed I think to lighten the mood. Cheers Darren www.bigmixentertainment.co.uk - Original Message - From: "Phil Vlasak" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Gamers Discussion list" Sent: Saturday, March 22, 2008 2:02 PM Subject: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge > Games we'd like to play. > Tom Ward's Revenge > > Welcome to Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge," a > new and exciting > fast action side-scroller from USA Games Interactive. > > Eight years ago a California programmer invaded the once > great accessible > game market Empire, captured the majority of game sales, > looted the > customers of their gold and gems, and crushed the spirit > of other game > producers. Those who rebelled were put to shame, and those > that remained > were enslaved. Yet, the California programmer had not > finished his Aztec > game. > > Almost instantly myths and legends began to circulate > among the unwary > customers that the Aztec game was finished. There were > offers of pre-release > discounts and many of the customers believed that the game > would be released > soon. A game purchase would grant the bravest of game > players a sneak > preview. But years passed, and the game was all but > forgotten. Other games > grew up to cover thoughts of the Aztec game, and it fell > into ruins. > Scholars had speculated that the Aztec game was a myth > made up by the > California programmer until it was restarted in 2006 > thanks to USA Games' > modern programming knowledge. > > Immediately upon the source code transfer world renown > game producer, Tom > Ward, set out to finish the game code. Days after reaching > the conclusion > that the source code could not be completed, Tom started a > new game from > scratch. > > Two years later an attack of vicious lawyers made even > this new version > unpalatable. > > Tom decided it would take too long to start the game over > and thought it > would be easier to do a different game, but complaints > from customers has > forced him to reconsider his decision. > > So finally Tom Ward has his revenge and Angela Summers, > has decided to > reveal who she really is and enter the Aztec game of death > as the first > transvestite accessible game character. > > In this demo you will be able to explore your female > qualities while still > having the body of a male. > A long the way she will gather dropped clothing, collect > precious diamond > earrings and gold bracelets, find beautiful blonde wigs, > collect perfume > bottles, recover lost falcies, and must over come the most > dangerous item in > the Temple Of Death, boxes of chocolate. > > You must skip, hop, and flounce through 12 action pact > levels filled with > mystery and danger. You will climb stone staircases, find > gold and silver > keys, unlock ancient stone doors, locate hidden passages > and treasure rooms, > navigate over lava pits, avoid rolling boulders, jump over > swinging blades, > avoid falling spikes, swim across under ground lakes, > climb swinging ropes, > while trying to keep her makeup fresh and her wig on > straight. > > Assuming you are able to over come these horrors you will > be put to the > ultimate test. Deep inside the Temple of Death the > California programmer > will face you in combat. Will you be able to defeat the > dreaded James North? > > Smiles, > Phil > > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > You can make changes or update your subscription via the > web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the > management of the list, > please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
