[Goanet] Funningly Speaking by Floriano Lobo of Goa Su-Raj

2010-11-27 Thread floriano



I get this call from a long time friend of mine from Salcete.

Hello Floriano he says, how're things, how's the party doing?

Hello dear I say nice to hear from you in a long time. What's cooking at 
your end? - As for me, I couldn't have been better and more relaxed... with 
my building having gotten the Occupancy Certificate which Dayanand Narvekar 
tried hardest to stop and where he has to give me credit for sending him on 
a wild goose chase ... the shit ultimately  has hit him in his ugly face... 
Yes, It sure feels good


Nice to hear all that he said By the way, do you read Herald?

I get all English language dailies I said but most of the time I do not 
get time to go through them .. why are you asking?


There is a joker called Francis Rodrigues and he writes a humour column of 
an on as 'Goan abroad' ... And in the 24/Nov edition he has belittled your 
party some with a caption 'Putty Polly'tics!'  he said.


Something like that never misses my hawkish eye I said .. Yes, I have 
seen that ..   and I have left Francis to look after the many Tics on his 
Polly. :-)) 


Are you not going to react to that slight? he asked.

No I said. These are not slights but these are actually commendations. 
Does any one write about UGDP, MGP  that way at all ? ... Congress they call 
Ali Baba Chors. BJP the call Communal, NCP they call 'rolling stone party in 
that it accommodated accomplished rolling stones like Trajan D'Mello and 
Surendra Sirsat' who are known not to collect any moss.  What else can they 
call goasuraj?


But Floriano, this Charlie called you Flower'iano  and your party 
Su..su..su..raj and that is not fair he said.


Cool down will you I said.  People have call this party with worst names 
... like Gu-Raj,   Sur Raj and more. But Su .su ..raj makes more sense and I 
think I like it better


Come on Floriano, that is not the way the founding president of the party 
must react. You must do something he said.


Now don't tell me  you want turn in your life membership... are you ...  
and yes, I shall do something if you like I said


That's better he said  You are going to do something ... like what? he 
asked.


You see dear I said  I have been a sailor-boy for far too long. And out 
at sea, when partying ( which was a regularly regular affair) we used to 
sing the Jonhnny the sailor's ballad. I am going to do just that I said


You want to sing Johnny the sailor's ballad?  Is that it? he asked aghast.

No I said.  I am going to stand on the steeple and piss on the people 
like Johnny the sailor did. Hopefully some of it will fall on Francis 
Rodrigues the joker from Toronto. Our Moira church boast of having the 
highest steeple in Goa and the reason is that Moidekars made it grow by 
burying a patmari load of 'tallehs' underneath it, a feat that no one has 
been able to accomplish. That is why we are called Moidekars.


I must say that you have a better sense of humour than this jackass called 
Francis Rodrigues he said Why don't you give him some tuitions?


AAH I said  I look at humour when it makes me laugh... that means that 
the reader must burst out laughing. In Francis's case, it is the he himself 
who bursts out laughing at his stupid jokes. That is why I normally do not 
look twice at his pieces.. Hope he will improve with maturity


Tell me something, Floriano said my friend How come you gave such a funny 
name to your party?. It is like asking for trouble, like in this case where 
people make fun of it


Not at all I said.   We deliberately named it so... so that we could pee 
on all those people who continuously and regularly vote for the CONGRESS and 
the BJP et al.
What better name than  SU RAJ? That makes us professionals at peeing on 
people who have no brains



Cheers
floriano
goasuraj
9890470896
www.goasu-raj.org



It is not ENOUGH that GOOD, HONEST citizens  contest elections.
It is not ENOUGH that GOOD, HONEST  citizen voters elect good, honest 
representatives.

GOA urgently needs  'GOOD, HONEST, DISCIPLINED SYSTEM of GOVERNANCE'.
Wherein, even a dishonest person is forced to be good, honest n disciplined, 
or to QUIT.


Only through PPS can such 'good, honest n disciplined system of governance' 
be identified and accepted.


PPS GOA =PEOPLE for POLITICAL SANITY = PEOPLE'S POWER SYSTEM
for a date in 2012

Display the 'PPS' sticker on your vehicle today, to reject political madness 
tomorrow.

http://www.goasu-raj.org/gen/articles/70.asp
http://xa.yimg.com/kq/groups/254068/1043608998/name/roadmap_goa-su-raj_party.pdf

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[Goanet] Funningly speaking by Floriano Lobo of Goa Su-Raj

2010-11-27 Thread Camillo Fernandes

Comments :  Camilo Fernandes
Floriano's below post is very humorous but very true.  Some of our so called 
Goans are Goans only in name.  Rather than riduculing we should stand and 
support Goans who are doing their best for a better Goa.
Best wishes,Camilo Fernandes
From: floriano floriano.l...@gmail.comTo: Goa's premiere mailing list, 
estb. 1994!Subject: [Goanet] Funningly Speaking by Floriano Lobo of Goa 
Su-RajI get this call from a long time friend of mine from Salcete.Hello 
Floriano he says, how're things, how's the party doing?Hello dear I say 
nice to hear from you in a long time. What's cooking at your end? - As for me, 
I couldn't have been better and more relaxed... with my building having gotten 
the Occupancy Certificate which Dayanand Narvekar tried hardest to stop and 
where he has to give me credit for sending him on a wild goose chase ... the 
shit ultimately has hit him in his ugly face... Yes, It sure feels good