Re: [Goanet] The Anjuna flea market and the Rock solid moral code
* G * O * A * N * E * T C * L * A * S * S * I * F * I * E * D * S * Enjoy your holiday in Goa. Stay at THE GARCA BRANCA from November to May There is no better, value for money, guest house. Confirm your bookings early or miss-out Visit http://www.garcabranca.com for details/booking/confirmation. --- George Pinto <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >3. 5 homosexuals came along and were looking for > protection. You have come to the right place I > told them, here is Gilbert's wisdom sheet to protect > you from sin and eternal damnation. They took > the paper and since this is a family friendly forum > I cannot disclose how they used it for > protection. > I was one of the homosexuals that George gave Gilbert's sheet to, and I will tell you what I did with that piece of paper. I folded it neatly and took it to a Hindu priest in the nearby temple of Kamadeva, the God of Love and Sex. I wanted a second opinion from a religious expert on Gilbert's morality of benign neglect, to find out if it was benign or malignant. I also wanted to know whether this highly questionable rock solid moral code was based on genuine rock solid facts or on the arbitrary flimsy opinion of Gilbert's relatives and fellow campers. Bhotmaam took the paper and promptly scribbled something on the back of it in Romi Sanskrit. Then without saying a word he handed it to me. I have just translated what he has written with my handy-dandy Practical Sanskrit-English Dictionary of Vaman Shivram Apte. This is what the Bhotmaam had written: Ask Shri Gilbert these questions, which signify the highest form of morality known to man. And be sure to elicit from him a "yes" or "no" answer for each question. If he answers "no" to these questions, then this man is truly a moral man, and I would offer him Kamadeva's choicest blessings. If he answers "yes" then his morality is relative morality, and we might as well call his moral code a rock-and-roll moral code. Here are my questions: 1. Have you visited a foreign country? 2. Do you eat beef and pork? 3. Do you drink alcoholic beverages? 4. Do you listen to rock-and-roll music? 5. Have you married outside your caste or religion? 6. Have you killed a lizard? I hope Gilbert answers these questions. Cheers, Santosh ___ Goanet mailing list Goanet@lists.goanet.org http://lists.goanet.org/listinfo.cgi/goanet-goanet.org
Re: [Goanet] The Anjuna flea market and the Rock solid moral code
* G * O * A * N * E * T C * L * A * S * S * I * F * I * E * D * S * Enjoy your holiday in Goa. Stay at THE GARCA BRANCA from November to May There is no better, value for money, guest house. Confirm your bookings early or miss-out Visit http://www.garcabranca.com for details/booking/confirmation. George This is just great. I laughed my socks off. How I wish I had your wit! Please let us have more from time to time. Regards Cornel - Original Message - From: "George Pinto" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Goanet" Sent: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 8:19 PM Subject: [Goanet] The Anjuna flea market and the Rock solid moral code > Folks, > I decided not to allow Gilbert's wisdom to waste in his benign neglect of > smokers, atheists, > homosexuals and wife-cheaters. So I printed 20 copies of his rock solid > moral advice (call is > Gilbert's wisdom sheet) and took it to the Anjuna Wednesday night flea > market today to hand out to > immoral people. ___ Goanet mailing list Goanet@lists.goanet.org http://lists.goanet.org/listinfo.cgi/goanet-goanet.org
[Goanet] The Anjuna flea market and the Rock solid moral code
* G * O * A * N * E * T C * L * A * S * S * I * F * I * E * D * S * Enjoy your holiday in Goa. Stay at THE GARCA BRANCA from November to May There is no better, value for money, guest house. Confirm your bookings early or miss-out Visit http://www.garcabranca.com for details/booking/confirmation. Folks, I decided not to allow Gilbert's wisdom to waste in his benign neglect of smokers, atheists, homosexuals and wife-cheaters. So I printed 20 copies of his rock solid moral advice (call is Gilbert's wisdom sheet) and took it to the Anjuna Wednesday night flea market today to hand out to immoral people. 1. 5 smokers passed by and I gave them each a copy of Gilbert's wisdom sheet. They took the paper, rolled a joint and delightedly smoked it while thanking Gilbert. 2. 5 atheists came along and I warned them they need to pay heed to Gilbert's wisdom sheet to save their behind from the fires of hell. They quickly took the sheet, placed it on the ground and sat on it to save their behind and pants from the red soil. 3. 5 homosexuals came along and were looking for protection. You have come to the right place I told them, here is Gilbert's wisdom sheet to protect you from sin and eternal damnation. They took the paper and since this is a family friendly forum I cannot disclose how they used it for protection. 4. Finally, 5 wife-cheaters came by. Sinners, how can you ignore the code, I admonished them on behalf of Gilbert. Oh yes they replied, we often forget the code and proceeded to write down the phone codes of all the immoral women who had given them their phone numbers. I will be visiting the Friday Mapusa bazaar soon. Gilbert, please send more wisdom. Regards, George ___ Goanet mailing list Goanet@lists.goanet.org http://lists.goanet.org/listinfo.cgi/goanet-goanet.org
