Re: [H] Why I hate HP Printers (A Story with a sad ending)

2009-07-03 Thread Steve Tomporowski

Duncan,

No, I wasn't looking for a solution, but I have to admit, I really need 
to re-read before I post, spelling is okay, but some of the words are 
just wrong.


My wife wonders why I inflict this stuff on myself.  Hope spring 
eternal, I believe that somehow, because I'm the one that does it for my 
company, someone will actually make it work like it says.


Besides I get some many stories

I vowed that I would not get cranky as I got older, like I've seen 
happen to so many.  Things like this don't help me keep my promise


Steve

DSinc wrote:

Steve,
In my 13yrs on this list, your's is the finest example of 
"printer-HELL!" But, I am certain many of us have juicy stories that fit 
this send. Great send
For whatever the reason, the "nickel and dime us to death marketeers" 
are still with us.
Only sorry that I have no solution for you. Well, other than I now use a 
Brother 2070N b/w laser printer. I still have an aging Canon S600 
ink-jet living in the garage - too lazy to take it apart and try and 
clean a clogged jet carriage.. :)

Best,
Duncan


Steve Tomporowski wrote:
Once upon a time, I had a Lexmark Color Inkjet Printer.  It had cost 
me over $250.  It had a single cartridge for black and the three 
primary colors and each was hideously expensive.  I only used it when 
absolutely necessary and tried to balance to the color use so that 
each $60 went as far as possible.


One day, my son announced that he wanted a good (non-dot matrix) 
printer for his computer and asked for a laser for his birthday.  Not 
being able to afford one at that time, I researched ink jet printers 
and found that Canon printers had the cheapest cartridges and, in 
fact, usually had one for each color.  I bought him one and, after 
use, he was thrilled.  The print quality was great, maintenance costs 
were very low.  In fact, it was so good, I gave away the Lexmark and 
bought myself a Canon S750. This printer faithfully served me for over 
ten years.  I could always rely on the print quality, I could use it a 
lot, since each cartridge was cheap, It only installed a driver which 
dutifully informed me of ink levels every time I printed.  When I 
bought a wireless print server, it had no problem and still performed 
as if it were a dedicated printer.


Life was Good.

Good things don't last.  Late last year, the dear S750 gave up the 
ghost.  After over ten years of service, it didn't seem like a good 
idea just to fix it.  Technology had moved on.  There were new 
things.  So I went to the nearby Staples to buy a printer.  It seems 
like a good idea, they had a $30 credit if you bought a printer, all 
their fliers said so!


I was entranced by the HP D5460, it was more compact, had a cute 
little LCD display to keep you informed and even had slots for camera 
memory. How could I go wrong?  Little did I know at the time.


First Staples reneged on the rebate.  They happily pointed out that 
the excruciatingly small print on each flyer meant that the printer 
had to be of a certain price, bought during a certain phase of the 
moon, but only on a pluterday.  But we all expect rebates to be fantasy.


On returning home with the printer, it first informed me that it 
couldn't load drivers with the printer on the network.  It firmly 
insisted the printer be attached to the computer or it wouldn't 
install.  So twice I had to lug the printer over to two different 
computers to install drivers.  And what an install!  135 Megs later, I 
had all sorts of applications, including one that announced "Buy 
supplies from HP!" which couldn't be uninstalled without breaking the 
printer driver.  I dealt with that later, however, installing the 
drivers this way now broke the print server software, which now had to 
be reinstalled.  I did that and was thrilled that now everything 
worked!  I printed a test page from each computer.  Looking good.


The next time I printed, nothing happened.  After I had printed two 
pages, the printer sensed that I now needed new cartridges and refused 
to print unless I went over and pushed the 'Ok' button, acknowledging 
that I understood that the printer was desperately out of ink!


It was then that I noticed a single page stuck into the printer docs 
that announced that the low ink indication really wasn't a low ink 
indication, but more of an indication that you should buy new carts 
and be ready.  Such genius.


Well, printing seemed to be fine, but I went back to staples to buy 
ink, figuring just once won't be bad, I can then get more online 
later. Sticker Shock!  Ink was now three times as expensive as the 
Canon.  Even online it was 2X expensive.


Needless to say, despite the low ink warning, it did print fine for a 
long while afterwards.


I missed the ability to know what the ink levels were, just in case I 
was going to print pictures.  There seemed to be an application, 
called the HP Solutions Center, which would tell me the ink levels.  I 
did not install it 

Re: [H] Why I hate HP Printers (A Story with a sad ending)

2009-07-03 Thread mark.dodge
This is the reason we all (IT) go crazy eventually...

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From: hardware-boun...@hardwaregroup.com
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Sent: Friday, July 03, 2009 12:32P
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Subject: [H] Why I hate HP Printers (A Story with a sad ending)

They support bi-directional communications to the printer, however, most
printer software does not support networking.




Re: [H] Why I hate HP Printers (A Story with a sad ending)

2009-07-03 Thread DSinc

Steve,
In my 13yrs on this list, your's is the finest example of 
"printer-HELL!" But, I am certain many of us have juicy stories that fit 
this send. Great send
For whatever the reason, the "nickel and dime us to death marketeers" 
are still with us.
Only sorry that I have no solution for you. Well, other than I now use a 
Brother 2070N b/w laser printer. I still have an aging Canon S600 
ink-jet living in the garage - too lazy to take it apart and try and 
clean a clogged jet carriage.. :)

Best,
Duncan


Steve Tomporowski wrote:
Once upon a time, I had a Lexmark Color Inkjet Printer.  It had cost me 
over $250.  It had a single cartridge for black and the three primary 
colors and each was hideously expensive.  I only used it when absolutely 
necessary and tried to balance to the color use so that each $60 went as 
far as possible.


One day, my son announced that he wanted a good (non-dot matrix) printer 
for his computer and asked for a laser for his birthday.  Not being able 
to afford one at that time, I researched ink jet printers and found that 
Canon printers had the cheapest cartridges and, in fact, usually had one 
for each color.  I bought him one and, after use, he was thrilled.  The 
print quality was great, maintenance costs were very low.  In fact, it 
was so good, I gave away the Lexmark and bought myself a Canon S750. 
This printer faithfully served me for over ten years.  I could always 
rely on the print quality, I could use it a lot, since each cartridge 
was cheap, It only installed a driver which dutifully informed me of ink 
levels every time I printed.  When I bought a wireless print server, it 
had no problem and still performed as if it were a dedicated printer.


Life was Good.

Good things don't last.  Late last year, the dear S750 gave up the 
ghost.  After over ten years of service, it didn't seem like a good idea 
just to fix it.  Technology had moved on.  There were new things.  So I 
went to the nearby Staples to buy a printer.  It seems like a good idea, 
they had a $30 credit if you bought a printer, all their fliers said so!


I was entranced by the HP D5460, it was more compact, had a cute little 
LCD display to keep you informed and even had slots for camera memory. 
How could I go wrong?  Little did I know at the time.


First Staples reneged on the rebate.  They happily pointed out that the 
excruciatingly small print on each flyer meant that the printer had to 
be of a certain price, bought during a certain phase of the moon, but 
only on a pluterday.  But we all expect rebates to be fantasy.


On returning home with the printer, it first informed me that it 
couldn't load drivers with the printer on the network.  It firmly 
insisted the printer be attached to the computer or it wouldn't install. 
 So twice I had to lug the printer over to two different computers to 
install drivers.  And what an install!  135 Megs later, I had all sorts 
of applications, including one that announced "Buy supplies from HP!" 
which couldn't be uninstalled without breaking the printer driver.  I 
dealt with that later, however, installing the drivers this way now 
broke the print server software, which now had to be reinstalled.  I did 
that and was thrilled that now everything worked!  I printed a test page 
from each computer.  Looking good.


The next time I printed, nothing happened.  After I had printed two 
pages, the printer sensed that I now needed new cartridges and refused 
to print unless I went over and pushed the 'Ok' button, acknowledging 
that I understood that the printer was desperately out of ink!


It was then that I noticed a single page stuck into the printer docs 
that announced that the low ink indication really wasn't a low ink 
indication, but more of an indication that you should buy new carts and 
be ready.  Such genius.


Well, printing seemed to be fine, but I went back to staples to buy ink, 
figuring just once won't be bad, I can then get more online later. 
Sticker Shock!  Ink was now three times as expensive as the Canon.  Even 
online it was 2X expensive.


Needless to say, despite the low ink warning, it did print fine for a 
long while afterwards.


I missed the ability to know what the ink levels were, just in case I 
was going to print pictures.  There seemed to be an application, called 
the HP Solutions Center, which would tell me the ink levels.  I did not 
install it at first, because I had experience with 'Solutions Centers' 
and knew that was the equivalent of 'Abandon hope all ye..."


Installed it and watched the noisy HP driver pop-ups which dutifully 
told me that the print levels were not available at this time.  In fact, 
they never seemed to be available.  Further, the Solutions center told 
me that my printer was not active and will I please turn it on.  But it 
still printed.


So I did what I thought that HP providedI call Tech Support.  After 
negotiating 3 voice response systems, I was finally connected to 

Re: [H] Why I hate HP Printers (A Story with a sad ending)

2009-07-03 Thread Steve Tomporowski
Yep, we've all been through it, I think HP has plumbed the depths with 
their combination of Bad Management (outsourced tech support, lack of 
communication with said tech support, software that isn't network aware) 
and Bad Marketing (High cartridge costs, tons of extra software 
installed whether you want it or not, nor can it be removed--sounds like 
 scumware) and then the narcissism to believe that people actually love 
this by sending out all kinds of surveys, which, of course, they will 
ignore, except if they can use them as weapons against their employees.


Steve

Gary VanderMolen wrote:

I'm sure all of us who've had to talk to outsourced (overseas) tech
support have similar tales of woe to tell.
After similar printer experiences I avoid Lexmark and HP like the plague.
I do most printing on a monochrome Brother laser. The color lasers
are coming down in price as well, and look more attractive all the time.

Gary VanderMolen, MS-MVP (Mail)



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Re: [H] Why I hate HP Printers (A Story with a sad ending)

2009-07-03 Thread Gary VanderMolen

I'm sure all of us who've had to talk to outsourced (overseas) tech
support have similar tales of woe to tell.
After similar printer experiences I avoid Lexmark and HP like the plague.
I do most printing on a monochrome Brother laser. The color lasers
are coming down in price as well, and look more attractive all the time.

Gary VanderMolen, MS-MVP (Mail) 



[H] Why I hate HP Printers (A Story with a sad ending)

2009-07-03 Thread Steve Tomporowski
Once upon a time, I had a Lexmark Color Inkjet Printer.  It had cost me 
over $250.  It had a single cartridge for black and the three primary 
colors and each was hideously expensive.  I only used it when absolutely 
necessary and tried to balance to the color use so that each $60 went as 
far as possible.


One day, my son announced that he wanted a good (non-dot matrix) printer 
for his computer and asked for a laser for his birthday.  Not being able 
to afford one at that time, I researched ink jet printers and found that 
Canon printers had the cheapest cartridges and, in fact, usually had one 
for each color.  I bought him one and, after use, he was thrilled.  The 
print quality was great, maintenance costs were very low.  In fact, it 
was so good, I gave away the Lexmark and bought myself a Canon S750. 
This printer faithfully served me for over ten years.  I could always 
rely on the print quality, I could use it a lot, since each cartridge 
was cheap, It only installed a driver which dutifully informed me of ink 
levels every time I printed.  When I bought a wireless print server, it 
had no problem and still performed as if it were a dedicated printer.


Life was Good.

Good things don't last.  Late last year, the dear S750 gave up the 
ghost.  After over ten years of service, it didn't seem like a good idea 
just to fix it.  Technology had moved on.  There were new things.  So I 
went to the nearby Staples to buy a printer.  It seems like a good idea, 
they had a $30 credit if you bought a printer, all their fliers said so!


I was entranced by the HP D5460, it was more compact, had a cute little 
LCD display to keep you informed and even had slots for camera memory. 
How could I go wrong?  Little did I know at the time.


First Staples reneged on the rebate.  They happily pointed out that the 
excruciatingly small print on each flyer meant that the printer had to 
be of a certain price, bought during a certain phase of the moon, but 
only on a pluterday.  But we all expect rebates to be fantasy.


On returning home with the printer, it first informed me that it 
couldn't load drivers with the printer on the network.  It firmly 
insisted the printer be attached to the computer or it wouldn't install. 
 So twice I had to lug the printer over to two different computers to 
install drivers.  And what an install!  135 Megs later, I had all sorts 
of applications, including one that announced "Buy supplies from HP!" 
which couldn't be uninstalled without breaking the printer driver.  I 
dealt with that later, however, installing the drivers this way now 
broke the print server software, which now had to be reinstalled.  I did 
that and was thrilled that now everything worked!  I printed a test page 
from each computer.  Looking good.


The next time I printed, nothing happened.  After I had printed two 
pages, the printer sensed that I now needed new cartridges and refused 
to print unless I went over and pushed the 'Ok' button, acknowledging 
that I understood that the printer was desperately out of ink!


It was then that I noticed a single page stuck into the printer docs 
that announced that the low ink indication really wasn't a low ink 
indication, but more of an indication that you should buy new carts and 
be ready.  Such genius.


Well, printing seemed to be fine, but I went back to staples to buy ink, 
figuring just once won't be bad, I can then get more online later. 
Sticker Shock!  Ink was now three times as expensive as the Canon.  Even 
online it was 2X expensive.


Needless to say, despite the low ink warning, it did print fine for a 
long while afterwards.


I missed the ability to know what the ink levels were, just in case I 
was going to print pictures.  There seemed to be an application, called 
the HP Solutions Center, which would tell me the ink levels.  I did not 
install it at first, because I had experience with 'Solutions Centers' 
and knew that was the equivalent of 'Abandon hope all ye..."


Installed it and watched the noisy HP driver pop-ups which dutifully 
told me that the print levels were not available at this time.  In fact, 
they never seemed to be available.  Further, the Solutions center told 
me that my printer was not active and will I please turn it on.  But it 
still printed.


So I did what I thought that HP providedI call Tech Support.  After 
negotiating 3 voice response systems, I was finally connected to Arripta 
at the 7-Eleven, opps, I mean India.  She would be very happy to help me 
and would I like her to fix it by remotely accessing my computer?  Sure, 
what the hell.  After much entry of information, name, assisting tech 
and the 10 digit case number which I would eventually memorize 
(8026646878, yes it will haunt me), the application, which happened to 
be VNC, hung as starting session.  This was because I was trying to use 
Firefox and could I please use IE.  That didn't improve the situation, 
in fact, it continued to look identical.  The 

Re: [H] Recommendations for a sticky notes program?

2009-07-03 Thread Naushad Zulfiqar
I think evernote would fit the bill.

On Fri, Jul 3, 2009 at 3:24 PM, Brian Weeden  wrote:

>  I used to use Stickies (http://www.zhornsoftware.co.uk/stickies/) but
> found
> it was a pain to sync them between my main PC and my travel laptop.  I'm
> now
> using Cynapse SyncNotes (http://www.syncnotes.com/WebView/Default.aspx)
> and
> they are ok but for some reason stopped syncing across my 2 machines, even
> after reinstall.
>
> My requirements:
>
> - easily add new sticky notes
> - change font and formatting
> - toggle display on desktop without deleting notes
> - sync between multiple machines
>
> I've tried playing with the new sticky notes feature for Windows 7 and they
> are an improvement over Vista but not what I need.
>
> Suggestions?
>
> ---
> Brian
>



-- 
Best Regards,


Zulfiqar Naushad


[H] Recommendations for a sticky notes program?

2009-07-03 Thread Brian Weeden
 I used to use Stickies (http://www.zhornsoftware.co.uk/stickies/) but found
it was a pain to sync them between my main PC and my travel laptop.  I'm now
using Cynapse SyncNotes (http://www.syncnotes.com/WebView/Default.aspx) and
they are ok but for some reason stopped syncing across my 2 machines, even
after reinstall.

My requirements:

- easily add new sticky notes
- change font and formatting
- toggle display on desktop without deleting notes
- sync between multiple machines

I've tried playing with the new sticky notes feature for Windows 7 and they
are an improvement over Vista but not what I need.

Suggestions?

---
Brian