Nice to ponder..see new additions on Malaysia.
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Something light for a change..
The Two Cow Explanation of What Makes ...
A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep
one and give one to your
neighbor.
A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes
one and gives it to
your neighbor.
A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has
none. So what?
A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has
none. You feel guilty for
being successful. You vote people into office who
tax your cows, forcing
you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The
people you voted for
then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to
your neighbor. You
feel righteous.
A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government
seizes both and provides you
with milk.
A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes
both and sells you the
milk. You join the underground and start a campaign
of sabotage.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN-STYLE: You have two cows. The
government taxes you to
the point you have to sell both to support a man in
a foreign country who
has only one cow, which was a gift from your
government.
DEMOCRACY, MALAYSIAN-STYLE : You have two cows. You
can do anything with them as long as you follow what I
dictate.
BUSINESS, SINGAPORE-STYLE : You don't have two cows
nor people to handle them. So, you acquire the cows
and your neighbours, slaughter the cows and sell them
back to your neighbours at 300% profit.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN-STYLE: You have two cows. You
sell one, buy a bull,
and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN-STYLE: You have two cows. The
government takes them
both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the
milk, then pours the
milk down the drain.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell
one, and force the
other to produce the milk of four cows. You are
surprised when the cow
drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on
strike because you want
three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
redesign them so they are
one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20
times the milk.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
reengineer them so they live
for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you
don't know where they
are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count
them and learn you have
five cows. You count them again and learn you have
42 cows. You count them
again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting
cows and open another
bottle of vodka.
A MEXICAN CORPORATION: You think you have two cows,
but you don't know what
a cow looks like. You take a nap.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows, none of
which belongs to you. You
charge for storing them for others.
A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
enter into a partnership
with an American corporation. Soon you have 1,000
cows and the American
corporation declares bankruptcy.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You
worship them.
AN ARABIAN BEDOUIN : You don't have two cows but
camels.
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