Re: [hlds] [OT] I got a letter from Santa today....
Tyler Cook wrote: -- [ Picked text/plain from multipart/alternative ] It's spelled Clause ;) On 12/17/05, Rick Payton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: This is a multi-part message in MIME format. -- /me saves this message for personal use that was a good laugh, thanks stealth. Rick Payton, IT Support Morikawa & Associates (808) 572-1745 http://www.mai-hawaii.com/ From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] on behalf of StealthMode Sent: Sat 12/17/2005 8:34 AM To: hlds@list.valvesoftware.com Subject: [hlds] [OT] I got a letter from Santa today I got this in my inbox today. I know its way off topic for this list, but hope you can appreciate the humor of it. 8) Have a Merry Christmas everyone who celebrates it (And happy holidays to those that don't). -Stealth Dear Friends: I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to the mall before everything is gone. Sincerely, Santa Claus ___ To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, please visit: http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds -- [ winmail.dat of type application/ms-tnef deleted ] -- ___ To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, please visit: http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds -- ___ To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, please visit: http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds Nope, a Clause is a loophole or similar in a legal document. This is Santa Claus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_claus :) ___ To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, please visit: http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds
Re: [hlds] [OT] I got a letter from Santa today....
-- [ Picked text/plain from multipart/alternative ] It's spelled Clause ;) On 12/17/05, Rick Payton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > This is a multi-part message in MIME format. > -- > /me saves this message for personal use > > that was a good laugh, thanks stealth. > > Rick Payton, IT Support > Morikawa & Associates > (808) 572-1745 > http://www.mai-hawaii.com/ > > > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] on behalf of StealthMode > Sent: Sat 12/17/2005 8:34 AM > To: hlds@list.valvesoftware.com > Subject: [hlds] [OT] I got a letter from Santa today > > > > I got this in my inbox today. I know its way off topic for this list, but > hope you can appreciate the humor of it. 8) > > Have a Merry Christmas everyone who celebrates it (And happy holidays to > those that don't). > > -Stealth > > Dear Friends: > > I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this > year > and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me > to leave under your tree at Christmas. > > I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we > had > a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from > fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up > the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for > doing > weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling > birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have > me up to my sled runners in bird shit. > > On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer > are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who > can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. > > Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the > things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to the mall > before everything is gone. > > Sincerely, > Santa Claus > > > ___ > To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, > please visit: > http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds > > > -- > [ winmail.dat of type application/ms-tnef deleted ] > -- > > ___ > To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, > please visit: > http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds > -- ___ To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, please visit: http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds
Re: [hlds] [OT] I got a letter from Santa today....
-- [ Picked text/plain from multipart/alternative ] Well - at least in Fraiser-land (sorry for double-post) On 12/17/05, Tyler Cook <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > It's spelled Clause ;) > > On 12/17/05, Rick Payton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > This is a multi-part message in MIME format. > > -- > > /me saves this message for personal use > > > > that was a good laugh, thanks stealth. > > > > Rick Payton, IT Support > > Morikawa & Associates > > (808) 572-1745 > > http://www.mai-hawaii.com/ > > > > > > > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] on behalf of StealthMode > > Sent: Sat 12/17/2005 8:34 AM > > To: hlds@list.valvesoftware.com > > Subject: [hlds] [OT] I got a letter from Santa today > > > > > > > > I got this in my inbox today. I know its way off topic for this list, > > but > > hope you can appreciate the humor of it. 8) > > > > Have a Merry Christmas everyone who celebrates it (And happy holidays to > > those that don't). > > > > -Stealth > > > > Dear Friends: > > > > I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this > > year > > and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for > > me > > to leave under your tree at Christmas. > > > > I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we > > had > > a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD > > from > > fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked > > up > > the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for > > doing > > weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling > > birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree > > have > > me up to my sled runners in bird shit. > > > > On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my > > reindeer > > are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people > > who > > can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. > > > > Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the > > things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to the mall > > > > before everything is gone. > > > > Sincerely, > > Santa Claus > > > > > > ___ > > To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, > > please visit: > > http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds > > > > > > -- > > [ winmail.dat of type application/ms-tnef deleted ] > > -- > > > > ___ > > To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, > > please visit: > > http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds > > > > -- ___ To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, please visit: http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds
RE: [hlds] [OT] I got a letter from Santa today....
This is a multi-part message in MIME format. -- /me saves this message for personal use that was a good laugh, thanks stealth. Rick Payton, IT Support Morikawa & Associates (808) 572-1745 http://www.mai-hawaii.com/ From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] on behalf of StealthMode Sent: Sat 12/17/2005 8:34 AM To: hlds@list.valvesoftware.com Subject: [hlds] [OT] I got a letter from Santa today I got this in my inbox today. I know its way off topic for this list, but hope you can appreciate the humor of it. 8) Have a Merry Christmas everyone who celebrates it (And happy holidays to those that don't). -Stealth Dear Friends: I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to the mall before everything is gone. Sincerely, Santa Claus ___ To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, please visit: http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds -- [ winmail.dat of type application/ms-tnef deleted ] -- ___ To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, please visit: http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds
