Re: [Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road
I often wonder what the audience thinks of my white beard and hair when I fill in the horn section in the mostly Chinese youth orchestra. Herb Foster From: David Laraway da...@dlaraway.com To: The Horn List horn@music.memphis.edu Sent: Tuesday, March 24, 2009 1:30:54 AM Subject: Re: [Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road Oh Cruciferous One, You come to my home town and are NOT performing on natural horn. Could that possibly mean you are performing on an unnatural horn (maybe even a GMO horn?) I'm amazed that I hadn't heard about you coming here since I play in 2 local symphonies and I hadn't heard about this. What will be your venue and time? Just now looking at the newmediatoolkit site I see it is a Playing with Ideas conference, again, something I hadn't heard about. (I also fill in the brass section in the local youth symphony, but considering my age, that would cause me to sign myself as..) Well Aged Kimchee (Usually known as David Laraway) horncabb...@aol.com wrote: During the next two weeks, list members will enjoy two opportunities to miss Professor Cabbage deliver his overly familiar talk on the physics of brass musical instruments. The first will be this Wednesday evening, March 25, in San Marcos, California, wherever that is. Then on Friday, April 3, the Cruciferous One will bring his road show to Shasta College in Redding, California, wherever that is. If, by some unlucky chance, you are only able to miss one of these talks, then the one in San Marcos would be a good choice, since the Peripatetic One will not be performing on natural horn at Shasta College. Details, including escape maps and lists of excuses, may be found at the following sites: http://www.csusm.edu/communications/articles/PhysicsBrassMusical.html http://www.newmediatoolkit.com/index.php?option=com_contentview=article; id=48:holmesbiocatid=34:biosItemid=54 Gotta go, Cabbage ___ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/herb_foster%40yahoo.com ___ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
[Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road
During the next two weeks, list members will enjoy two opportunities to miss Professor Cabbage deliver his overly familiar talk on the physics of brass musical instruments. The first will be this Wednesday evening, March 25, in San Marcos, California, wherever that is. Then on Friday, April 3, the Cruciferous One will bring his road show to Shasta College in Redding, California, wherever that is. If, by some unlucky chance, you are only able to miss one of these talks, then the one in San Marcos would be a good choice, since the Peripatetic One will not be performing on natural horn at Shasta College. Details, including escape maps and lists of excuses, may be found at the following sites: http://www.csusm.edu/communications/articles/PhysicsBrassMusical.html http://www.newmediatoolkit.com/index.php?option=com_contentview=article; id=48:holmesbiocatid=34:biosItemid=54 Gotta go, Cabbage ** A Good Credit Score is 700 or Above. See yours in just 2 easy steps! (http://pr.atwola.com/promoclk/100126575x1219858252x1201366219/aol?redir=http:%2F%2Fwww.freecreditreport.com%2Fpm%2Fdefault.aspx%3Fsc%3D668072%2 6hmpgID%3D62%26bcd%3DMarchfooterNO62) ___ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
Re: [Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road
Oh Cruciferous One, You come to my home town and are NOT performing on natural horn. Could that possibly mean you are performing on an unnatural horn (maybe even a GMO horn?) I'm amazed that I hadn't heard about you coming here since I play in 2 local symphonies and I hadn't heard about this. What will be your venue and time? Just now looking at the newmediatoolkit site I see it is a Playing with Ideas conference, again, something I hadn't heard about. (I also fill in the brass section in the local youth symphony, but considering my age, that would cause me to sign myself as..) Well Aged Kimchee (Usually known as David Laraway) horncabb...@aol.com wrote: During the next two weeks, list members will enjoy two opportunities to miss Professor Cabbage deliver his overly familiar talk on the physics of brass musical instruments. The first will be this Wednesday evening, March 25, in San Marcos, California, wherever that is. Then on Friday, April 3, the Cruciferous One will bring his road show to Shasta College in Redding, California, wherever that is. If, by some unlucky chance, you are only able to miss one of these talks, then the one in San Marcos would be a good choice, since the Peripatetic One will not be performing on natural horn at Shasta College. Details, including escape maps and lists of excuses, may be found at the following sites: http://www.csusm.edu/communications/articles/PhysicsBrassMusical.html http://www.newmediatoolkit.com/index.php?option=com_contentview=article; id=48:holmesbiocatid=34:biosItemid=54 Gotta go, Cabbage ___ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
[Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road - Southern California
Professor Cabbage will once again take his show on the road, sharing with the general populace his expertise on the physics of brass musical instruments. The talk is at 4PM Friday, May 2. The place is the Department of Physics at Cal Poly Pomona. There are a couple of effective ways to miss this talk. The first would be to appear at the wrong time, say next Fall. The second would be to show up at the Physics Department at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo instead. Various combinations of these two methods should also prove worthwhile. Those who find it impossible to miss the talk will be relieved to learn that the Professor has agreed not to perform any musical selections on natural horn. Whether he will also agree not to perform any unmusical selections is somewhat uncertain. Gotta go, Cabbage ** Need a new ride? Check out the largest site for U.S. used car listings at AOL Autos. (http://autos.aol.com/used?NCID=aolcmp0030002851) ___ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
[Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road
The peripatetic Professor took his road show to a local middle school last week, where he gave six sessions on the physics of brass instruments to all the science classes. He performed the first movement of Beethoven's Sontata Op. 17 on natural horn; it is possible that this was not the most fascinating choice of selections for this group. But they seemed particularly keen to learn why I kept twirling my horn during the rests. To get rid of the condensation, I asserted. Ehew, gross. But what if you didn't, they wondered. So I poured some water down the leadpipe to let them know why. Driven mad by scientific curiosity, one of them wanted to know what would happen if I poured the water into the bell instead. So I emptied a bottle of water into the bell, and invited him to put his ear close by so that he could hear the difference. The ensuing geyser was considered highly satisfactory by all who witnessed it. Another student wanted to know what it was like playing with my mustache. I told her that I really enjoyed playing with my mustache. It was only late that I realized that she wanted to know what it was like playing horn while sporting a mustache. Alas, she will never know. Those who wish to avoid future road show appearances (in which I play with my mustache on my Paxman Cor d'Orchestra, which has a Geyser wrap), should stay away from Stanford this Wednesday and the Naval Postgraduate school (in Monterrey, CA) next Friday. Gotta go, Cabbage ** Ideas to please picky eaters. Watch video on AOL Living. (http://living.aol.com/video/how-to-please-your-picky-eater/rachel-campos-duffy/2050827?NCID=aolcmp0030002598) ___ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
[Hornlist] Cabbage on the road
Hornlisters living in the SF Bay area have an opportunity to miss two events of cruciferous significance. The first event is the premier of the Professor's latest composition, Death's Jest-Book Overture, commissioned by the Mission Chamber Orchestra. This will be performed in San Jose on Nov. 3, St Hubert's Day, just a day after Dia de los Muertos. For more details, avoid: http://www.missionchamber.org/ To learn more about St. Hubert, visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Exhumation_of_Saint_Hubert.jpg Once you have missed the Overture, you will enjoy staying home while Prof. Cabbage takes his act on the road. In this case, the road is HWY 17 from San Jose to Santa Cruz. He will visit the physics dept of UC Santa Cruz at 4PM Thursday, Nov. 8. For more information, visit http://physics.ucsc.edu/sem_news/index.html To learn more about UCSC, visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_slug Gotta go, Cabbage ** See what's new at http://www.aol.com ___ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
[Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road
Der Fliegende Kohl will be transported next week to New Jersey.After making the obligatory pilgrimage to Exit 2, to light a candle and prostrate himself at the birth shrine of I. M. Gestopfmitscheisst, he will visit Hampton NJ to give his usual talk blah blah blah on the physics of brass instruments blah blah blah at the Hunterdon Hills Playhouse on Thursday evening April 12. Those who wish to attend should contact the Cruciferous One; if anyone wants to bring their horn for me to use (gently) during the talk, let me know, and I will get you admitted gratis to the banquet. (Unless, of course, you are allergic to gratis.) Those who wish to attend the banquet, but miss the talk, or miss the banquet and attend the talk, should also contact me. Those who wish to miss both the banquet and the talk must wait until April 29 for further further instructions. gotta go, cabbage ** See what's free at http://www.aol.com. ___ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
RE: [Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road
-Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, April 02, 2007 3:42 PM To: horn@music.memphis.edu Subject: [Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road Der Fliegende Kohl will be transported next week to New Jersey.After making the obligatory pilgrimage to Exit 2, to light a candle and prostrate himself at the birth shrine of I. M. Gestopfmitscheisst, he will visit Hampton NJ to give his usual talk blah blah blah on the physics of brass instruments blah blah blah at the Hunterdon Hills Playhouse on Thursday evening April 12. Those who wish to attend should contact the Cruciferous One; if anyone wants to bring their horn for me to use (gently) during the talk, let me know, and I will get you admitted gratis to the banquet. (Unless, of course, you are allergic to gratis.) Those who wish to attend the banquet, but miss the talk, or miss the banquet and attend the talk, should also contact me. Those who wish to miss both the banquet and the talk must wait until April 29 for further further instructions. gotta go, cabbage From their web site: The Hunterdon Hills Playhouse is conveniently located three miles west of Clinton, New Jersey, just off Interstate 78. This brings to mind that Cat Stevens song, Miles From Nowhere. No offense intended to anyone who lives around there - it's lovely country which I drive through on a semi-regular basis, although just off an interestate highway isn't my favorite part of the area. Herr Cabbage, your engagement is conspicuously absent from said web site - perhaps they have discovered who you are? -S- ___ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
[Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road
Professor Cabbage takes his show on the road to Texas, speaking at Trinity University (San Antonio) Tuesday, April 4; and at Rice University (Houston) Wednsday, April 5. Both talks are in the afternoon, hosted by the Physics departments of those schools. Oops! I need to find a copy of the piano accompaniment for the Tuckwell edition of the Mozart concerti - I intend to perform the d major rondeau (the one on which Mozart wrote remarks to Leutgeb). If you have a copy to loan me - especially if you live in the SF Bay area, or near San Antonio, please contact me ASAP. Contact me off-list if you are interested in learning how to avoid the talks, or if you can loan a copy of the Mozart/Tuckwell. Many thanks. Gotta go, Cabbage ___ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music2.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
Re: [Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road and other NHR stuff
Dang. Gonna miss another one. Let me know if you have an East Coast Tour coming up. We need to get together, hc ... I have some ideas on the best string for rotary valves, and would like to get your ideas, and maybe formulate an updated string theory. And I can't help it ... check out www.planetary.org , click on the Huygens Art contest. That's my daughter. Really. Later, Bill Tyler [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Once again the Peripatetic One will take to the road to bring his message of physics and music to the huddled, inertial masses. This time it's in the Physics Department of Cal State Los Angeles at 3PM on Thursday, February 3. As a special treat, those who accidently attend this talk will not be subjected to his usual rendition of Beethoven Op. 17. The Cruciferous one hopes some generous hornlister will be able to loan him a natural horn (preferably a classical instrument with a bunch of crooks) for him to tootle on during this talk. Those requiring more information should contact me off list. Those requiring less information should stop reading this message long before they reach this sentence. gotta go, Cabbage ___ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/tower_music%40yahoo.com - Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Search presents - Jib Jab's 'Second Term' ___ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
[Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road
Once again the Peripatetic One will take to the road to bring his message of physics and music to the huddled, inertial masses. This time it's in the Physics Department of Cal State Los Angeles at 3PM on Thursday, February 3. As a special treat, those who accidently attend this talk will not be subjected to his usual rendition of Beethoven Op. 17. The Cruciferous one hopes some generous hornlister will be able to loan him a natural horn (preferably a classical instrument with a bunch of crooks) for him to tootle on during this talk. Those requiring more information should contact me off list. Those requiring less information should stop reading this message long before they reach this sentence. gotta go, Cabbage ___ post: horn@music.memphis.edu unsubscribe or set options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
[Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road
Prof. Cabbage will once again hit the road, this time bringing his thoughts, such as they are, on the physics of brass instruments to Fermilab in Illinois. The talk will be 4 PM Wednesday, October 6. Since the presentation will conclude with his interpretation of Beethoven's Op. 17 on natural horn, residents of Chicago and its environs will be anxious to book trips to distant places in order to minimize personal discomfort. Additional misinformation is available at the following: http://www-ppd.fnal.gov/EPPOffice-w/colloq/colloq.html Gotta go, Cabbage ___ post: [EMAIL PROTECTED] unsubscribe or set options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
[Hornlist] Cabbage on the road
Prof Cabbage will once again take his portable act on the road, spreading physics and cheer to grateful multitudes along the way. Ingrates wishing to miss the physics and/or the cheer are advised to avoid Amherst MA next week; on Wednesday, May 5 he will address the Physics Department of the University of Massachusetts, and the next day he will speak to the Music Department. Those who have failed to miss one of his talks in the past will be delighted to learn that he has graciously consented to a request that he not perform the Beethoven Horn Sonata on either of these occasions. Gotta go, Cabbage ___ post: [EMAIL PROTECTED] set your options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
Re: [Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road
I think the good professor's frequent trips around the country have perhaps a secondary purposea news headline from today: Bush-Kerry-Cabbage Fight Off to Quick Start The president hits L.A. for more fundraising as his ad blitz begins. The Democratic challenger heads right to the 2000 epicenter of Florida. The Horn-party candidate looks for support in Indiana. By Mark Z. Barabak and Maria L. La Ganga, Times Staff Writers [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: For the second time in less than a year, Prof. Cabbage will visit Indiana. Those who missed his presentation at Indiana University last summer are sure to welcome this additional opportunity to avoid it at Butler University this weekend. For details, check out http://www.butler.edu/midwesthorn/ Gotta go, Cabbage ___ post: [EMAIL PROTECTED] set your options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/fbaucom%40sbcglobal.net ___ post: [EMAIL PROTECTED] set your options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
[Hornlist] Cabbage on the road
Prof Cabbage will take his esteemed Road Show to New England this week, giving talks in Watertown MA and at Osmun's shop on the 20th and 21st. Those who require specific instructions for missing these talks are encouraged to contact the Prof. off list. I hope to borrow a natural horn so that I don't have to travel with mine. If any list members in the Boston area can locate, loan, or lease a Paxman Cor d'Orchestre (my first choice) for me, I would be quite grateful. Whether the citizens of Watertown will be equally grateful when they hear my performance of the Mozart Horn Quintet is somewhat dubious. Many thanks. Gotta go, Cabbage ___ post: [EMAIL PROTECTED] set your options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
[Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road
Professor Cabbage will bring his celebrated Road show (in which he offers his so-called explanation of the Physics of brass musical instruments before taking up the natural horn to commit serious injury to Beethoven Op. 17) to southern California, enlarging the swath of destruction in a region already devastated by forest fires. Local emergency coordinators have promised to cordon off the UC Irvine Physics Department on Thursday afternoon, November 13 and the Music Department of Pomona College the following afternoon. Those wishing to avoid the worst effects of this road show are encouraged to contact representatives of the Federal Emergency Management Agency well in advance. Gotta go, Cabbage ___ post: [EMAIL PROTECTED] set your options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
Re: [Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road
Was wonderingwill this physics discussion include a explanation of string theory? Though I missed the PBS Nova episodes of the past two weeks, I have been told that this esoteric theory maintains that all matter, at the sub-atomic level, is made up of discarded horn valve strings. Fred - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, November 05, 2003 11:46 PM Subject: [Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road Professor Cabbage will bring his celebrated Road show (in which he offers his so-called explanation of the Physics of brass musical instruments before taking up the natural horn to commit serious injury to Beethoven Op. 17) to southern California, enlarging the swath of destruction in a region already devastated by forest fires. Local emergency coordinators have promised to cordon off the UC Irvine Physics Department on Thursday afternoon, November 13 and the Music Department of Pomona College the following afternoon. Those wishing to avoid the worst effects of this road show are encouraged to contact representatives of the Federal Emergency Management Agency well in advance. Gotta go, Cabbage ___ post: [EMAIL PROTECTED] set your options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/fbaucom%40sbcglobal.net ___ post: [EMAIL PROTECTED] set your options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
[Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road
The Cabbage is about to hit the road. Luckily, he will not be delivering his usual lecture on the physics of music instruments. Even so, list members may want to avoid the following venues and dates, for which the Department of Homeland Insecurity has announced a special green alert. 8PM Feb 15, Half-Moon Bay, CA Mozart Concerto No. 3 (on natural horn) Coastside Community Orchestra Community Methodist Church 777 Miramontes St. Feb 28-March 2 UCLA March 6 Scripps College Death's Jest-Book by Thomas Lovell Beddoes Professor Cabbage has written a musical score (16 songs and choruses) for this play. He has graciously agreed to play his valve horn loud enough to drown out the vocalists. For details, plus a charming portrait of the composer, visit the following web site: http://englishwww.humnet.ucla.edu/faculty/fburwick/theatrical.html Gotta go, Cabbage ___ post: [EMAIL PROTECTED] set your options at http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/options/horn/archive%40jab.org
[Hornlist] Cabbage on the Road/LA
If you are a horn player at UCLA, and if you would care to peform in a play with music composed by the Cabbage, to be produced at UCLA next Feb/March (only 4 players, so lots of solos), contact me off-list. Gotta go, Cabbage ___ Horn mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://music.memphis.edu/mailman/listinfo/horn
