[JOKES] bill
ako Bill Gates se beshe rodil vuv France, roditelite mu shtiaha da go krustiatDe'Bill mim
Re: [JOKES] Employee Types
http://www.sirma.bg/jokes/Zodiac_Employee_Type.doc - Original Message - From: Ivan Terziev To: Jokes Sent: Wednesday, February 13, 2002 16:44 Subject: [JOKES] Employee Types \\Sirma_Main\Common\Vozd\Zodiac Employee Type.doc
[JOKES] Employee Types
\\Sirma_Main\Common\Vozd\Zodiac Employee Type.doc BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Terziev;Ivan;Nikolaev FN:Ivan Nikolaev Terziev NICKNAME:Vozd ORG:EngView Systems Sofia Corp. - a Sirma Group company;Research & Development TITLE:Technical Writer TEL;WORK;VOICE:(+359) 2 9810018-131/134 TEL;CELL;VOICE:087 968439 ADR;WORK:;;60 Solunska Str., Apt. 8;Sofia;;;Bulgaria LABEL;WORK;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:60 Solunska Str., Apt. 8=0D=0ASofia=0D=0ABulgaria ADR;HOME:;;;Sofia;;;Bulgaria LABEL;HOME;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:Sofia=0D=0ABulgaria X-WAB-GENDER:2 URL;WORK:http://www.engview.com; http://www.sirma.bg EMAIL;PREF;INTERNET:[EMAIL PROTECTED] EMAIL;INTERNET:[EMAIL PROTECTED] REV:20020213T144454Z END:VCARD
[JOKES] italians
An italian enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearbyall alone. he calls the waiter over and orders the most expensive bottle of merlot to be sent over to her - knowing that if she accepts the bottle she is his. The waiter carries out the instruction and sends it over to the girl, informing her that it is from the gentleman over there.she looks at the wine and decides to send a note. the note read:" for me to accept this bottle, you need to have a mercedes benz, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants. After reading the note he writes a note in reply. the note read:"just so you know - i happen to have a ferrari testa rossa, a bmw 850 and a mercedes in my garage, plus i have 20 million dollars in the bank. but, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would i cut of 3 inches. just send the bottle back thank you. -- *** Iliana Misheva - Marketing Manager Sirma Solutions - Software Development for the E-World North American Office: 438 Isabey Street, Suite 103 Montreal, Quebec, Canada H4T 1V3 Tel: +1-514-343-0290; Fax: +1-514-343-0143 European Office: 38A, Christo Botev Blvd. 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria Tel: +359-2-981-00-18; Fax: +359-2-981-90-58 E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirmasolutions.com *** =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] GPF
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[JOKES] civil war
popitali radio erevan: "Mozhe li v bg da ima grzhdanska voyna?"otgovor: "Ne, tam vsichki sa selyani..." BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Terziev;Ivan;Nikolaev FN:Ivan Nikolaev Terziev NICKNAME:Vozd ORG:EngView Systems Sofia Corp. - a Sirma Group company;Research & Development TITLE:Technical Writer TEL;WORK;VOICE:(+359) 2 9810018-131/134 TEL;CELL;VOICE:087 968439 ADR;WORK:;;60 Solunska Str., Apt. 8;Sofia;;;Bulgaria LABEL;WORK;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:60 Solunska Str., Apt. 8=0D=0ASofia=0D=0ABulgaria ADR;HOME:;;;Sofia;;;Bulgaria LABEL;HOME;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:Sofia=0D=0ABulgaria X-WAB-GENDER:2 URL;WORK:http://www.engview.com; http://www.sirma.bg EMAIL;PREF;INTERNET:[EMAIL PROTECTED] EMAIL;INTERNET:[EMAIL PROTECTED] REV:20020213T095220Z END:VCARD
[JOKES] Teniska
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[JOKES] ERRORWARE
BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Terziev;Ivan;Nikolaev FN:Ivan Nikolaev Terziev NICKNAME:Vozd ORG:EngView Systems Sofia Corp. - a Sirma Group company;Research & Development TITLE:Technical Writer TEL;WORK;VOICE:(+359) 2 9810018-131/134 TEL;CELL;VOICE:087 968439 ADR;WORK:;;60 Solunska Str., Apt. 8;Sofia;;;Bulgaria LABEL;WORK;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:60 Solunska Str., Apt. 8=0D=0ASofia=0D=0ABulgaria ADR;HOME:;;;Sofia;;;Bulgaria LABEL;HOME;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:Sofia=0D=0ABulgaria X-WAB-GENDER:2 URL;WORK:http://www.engview.com; http://www.sirma.bg EMAIL;PREF;INTERNET:[EMAIL PROTECTED] EMAIL;INTERNET:[EMAIL PROTECTED] REV:20020213T093416Z END:VCARD <>
