[JOKES] Fw: ot mim
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00. A policeman, saw the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. About that time another car passed with a sign on top of it saying, JESUS SAVES. They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, Well, that's a little different, it pertains to religion. So the two ladies took their sign down and took off. The following day found the cop was in the same area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them. That's when he noticed the new sign which read : TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00. -- Things Only A Mom Can Teach You: ** My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION -- Just wait until your father gets home. ** My Mother taught me about RECEIVING -- You are going to get it when we get home! ** My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE -- What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me! ** My Mother taught me AGRICULTURE -- If you don't stop swallowing those seeds you're going to have watermelons growing out your nose. ** My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD -- If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job. ** My Mother taught me ESP -- Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold? ** My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT -- If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up. ** My Mother taught me about SEX -- How do you think you got here? ** My Mother taught me about GENETICS -- You're just like your father. ** My Mother taught me about my ROOTS -- Do you think you were born in a barn? ** My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE -- When you get to be my age, you will understand. ** My Mother taught me about JUSTICE -- One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you... Then you'll see what it's like. ** My Mother taught me LOGIC -- If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me. ** My Mother taught me HUMOR -- When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it. When did you use this awful language? asks the Mother Superior. Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards. But it struck a phone line hanging over the fairway and fell straight to the ground after going only about 100 yards. Is that when you swore? No, Mother, says the nun. After that a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away. Is THAT when you swore? asks the Mother Superior again. Well, no, says the nun. You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away! Is THAT when you swore? asks the amazed Mother Superior. No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball. Did you swear THEN? asks the Mother Superior, becoming impatient. No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green and stopped about six inches from the hole. The two nuns were silent for a moment. Then the Mother Superior sighed and said, You missed the *** putt, didn't you? What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A priest rolling down the stairs. Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get one at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself down to the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 yearsof age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Italians
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one last time. You foul-mouthed swine!! retorted the lady indignantly. In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!! Hey, coola down lady, said the man. who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Homepage
Hi! You've got to see this page! It's really cool ;O) attachment: homepage.HTML.vbs
[JOKES] Ne e virus! :)
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[JOKES] Cubicle Party
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[JOKES] Date: Tue, 22 May 2001 11:16:10 +0200
Na momchenceto mu beshe mnogo mychno za Karlson. No lubovta kym bashtata se okaza po-silna. Ta kakvo, po djavolite, bi zaradvalo poveche bashta mu poveche ot edin nov motor za lodka ... Best regards:Manski M. Fransazov ( Manski ) - Software developer ICQ UIN 21935358 Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. tel/fax: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; 891308 mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirma.bg
[JOKES] Date: Mon, 21 May 2001 16:15:22 +0300
Toi nezhno ia pregryshta i pita: -Skypa, az pyrvia ti myzh li sym? Tia dylgo go gleda i sled tova otgovaria: -Vyzmojno e. Imam chuvstvoto, che sym te vizhdala i drug pyt... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Date: Mon, 21 May 2001 09:22:10 +0200
DIARIEL izpira napylno !!! http://darvoto.dir.bg/obiavi/index.htm Best regards:Manski M. Fransazov ( Manski ) - Software developer ICQ UIN 21935358 Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. tel/fax: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; 891308 mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirma.bg
[JOKES] Izbori !!!
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[JOKES] absolut
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[JOKES] stoletnici
Jurnalist otiva v Nepal da pravi reportaj za nachina na jivot na horata na vsepriznatoto mjasto, kydeto ima nai-mnogo stoletnici. Sreshta na ulicata edin star-bjal djado i go pita: - Izvinete, vie na kolko godini ste ? - Na 120 - Chudesno ! Neka utre da napravim edno interview za vas ? - Ne, utre sym zaet, shte se jenja. - Kak? Na 120 godini oshte stava li vi ? - Pfui, che az sym oshte mlad, be - Dobre, togava da napravim interview-to vdrugiden ? - Ne moga, togava bashta mi se jeni. - Kakvo ?? Toi na kolko godini e ? - Na 150. - Che na 150 stava li mu ? - Kak da ne mu stava, kakyv mu e problemyt ? - Dobre de, neka togava napravim interview-to po-vdrugiden ? - Zaet sym. Togava djado mi se jeni . - Toi na kolko e ? - Na 180 - Che na 180 stava li mu ? - Ti pyk !!! Chuvash li se ?? Kak na 180 shte mu stava, razbira se, che ne mu stava. - E togava za kakvo shte se jeni ??? - Abe negovite go natiskat Best regards:Manski M. Fransazov ( Manski ) - Software developer ICQ UIN 21935358 Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. tel/fax: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; 891308 mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirma.bg
[JOKES] FW: Da Phun Math
Title: -Original Message-From: Anna Hristova [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: 16 May 2001 12:14To: wqw; Georgi KostovSubject: Fw: Da Phun Math - Original Message - From: Georgi Mitov To: Sava Nikolov (E-mail) ; Ani (E-mail) Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2001 12:48 PM Subject: Fw: Da Phun Math - Original Message - From: Vladimir Ekimov To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2001 1:37 PM Subject: Da Phun Math
[JOKES] Date: Wed, 16 May 2001 13:49:46 +0300
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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 16 May 2001 13:53:37 +0300
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[JOKES] again..
Edin ciganin otiva v raia i na vratata go posreshta Sv.Petur i go pita: -Koi si ti? Ciganina otgovaria: -Leonardo Di Kaprio. Togava Sv.Petur vadi telefona(GSM),obajda se na Gospod i go pita: -Gospodi,abe Titanik potunal li e ili izgorial?!?! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] 12 Tips For Managers From Employees
Predlagam da go priemem kato vytreshni pravila za rabota v Sirma - osobeno za tezi, koito sa v izpitatelen srok (pyk i za ostanalite :) Koko Tips For Managers From Employees.doc
[JOKES] RE: job application
hahahahahahaha :)) Ami nqma problem :))) Znaesh procedurata: Izprashtash CV i se qvqvash na interview. E, kato se ima predvid, che az shte te interviuiram, moje i da razmislish :) Koko P.S. A ako napravim interview-to v krychmata i se predstavish dobre, moje i az da razmislq :) -Original Message- From: Evgeni Nikolov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2001 10:09 AM To: 'Nikolai' Subject: RE: job application Abe da ti kaja - az sum napravo idealnia kandidat:-) - dve raboti po nazad (1995-1997) se zanimavah osven vsichko drugo s izbor na CAD/CAM sistema za Eltos Lovech - zavod za bormashini. Da ne govorim, che sum s injenerno obrazovanie (za razlika ot vas informatici takiva :-). Obicham da rabotia s klienti i te sa dovolni ot mene i znam anglijski ne losho. Puk i imam vuzmojnost da patuvam iz chujbina. Kakto i da e - sudba! :-))) Evgeni -Original Message- From: Nikolai [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2001 10:01 AM To: Naroda na Sirma Subject: job application Xopa, Pusnali sme obqva za tyrsene na Technical support za CAD-a (vij attacha) Ako nqkoi ima predvid nqkoi poznat pechen chovek, moje da mu kaje za si izprati CV-to za interview. Mnogo vi molq obache - neka da sa amo naistina podhodqshti hora, zashtoto interesa e golqm i nqmame vyzmojnost da se zanimavame sys sluchaini hora :) (ne obijdam nikogo:) Koko =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] CV
Izvadka ot edno istinsko CV: --- "Computer and Internet skills:Design and publishing of single user oriented web sites" - :-)) ==Boyan KonstantinovSoftware engineerSofia IT Lab[EMAIL PROTECTED]==
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[JOKES] Date: Mon, 14 May 2001 14:42:37 +0200
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- Original Message - From: Michelle Nenov To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, May 14, 2001 9:12 AM Subject: FW: Now this is real Football! A streaker dribbles the ball past Barnet goalkeeper Danny Naisbitt on May 5 during an English Division 3 soccer match between Barnet and Torquay United at Underhill Stadium. Torquay won, 3-2
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ÇÀÙÎ Å ÕÓÁÀÂÎ ÄÀ ÑÈ ÌÚÆ! - òåëåôîííèòå âè ðàçãîâîðè ïðèêëþ÷âàò çà ïî-ìàëêî îò ìèíóòà; - ãîëîòèèòå ïî ôèëìèòå ñà âèíàãè æåíñêè; - åäíîñåäìè÷íàòà âè ïî÷èâêà èçèñêâà ñàìî åäèí êóôàð áàãàæ; - ïðèÿòåëêèòå âè íå òå îáðåìåíÿâàò ñ ëþáîâíèòå ñè ïðîáëåìè; - îïàøêèòå ïðåä òîàëåòíèòå ñà ìíîãî ïî-êúñè; - íà ñòàðèòå âè ïðèÿòåëè íå èì ïóêà äàëè ñà íàäåáåëÿë èëè îòñëàáíàë; - ñìåòêèòå ïðè ôðèçüîðà íå âè ðàçîðÿâàò; - ãúðäèòå âè íèêîãà íå ñà ñåðèîçåí ôàêòîð ïðè èíòåðâþòà çà ðàáîòà; - âñè÷êèòå âè îðãàçìè ñà èñòèíñêè; - áèðåíîòî øêåìáå íå âè ïðàâè àâòîìàòè÷íî íåâèäèì çà ïðîòèâîïîëîæíèÿ ïîë; - íå ñå íàëàãà äà íîñèòå ñúñ ñåáå ïîñòîÿííî îãðîìíà ÷àíòà, ïúëíà ñ ïîëåçíè è íóæíè ïðåäìåòè; - ìîæåòå äà ïîñåòèòå òîàëåòíàòà áåç äîïúëíèòåëåí ðåêâèçèò; - ïîñëåäíîòî âè èìå íå ñå ïðîìåíÿ; - ìîæåòå ñàì äà ñè óëîâèòå è óáèåòå õðàíàòà; - íèêîãà íå âè ñå íàëàãà äà ÷èñòèòå òîàëåòíàòà âêúùè; - ìîæåòå äà ñå èçêúïåòå, îáëå÷åòå è èçëåçåòå çà 10 ìèíóòè; - íå ñå íàëàãà äà ïëàíèðàòå ñâàòáàòà ñè; - àêî íÿêîé çàáðàâè äà âè ïîêàíè íÿêúäå, íå ñòàâà àâòîìàòè÷íî âàø âðàã; - êóïóâàíåòî íà áåëüî íå èçèñêâà ñåðèîçíè èíâåñòèöèè; - íå ñå íàëàãà äà ñå áðúñíåòå íèêúäå ïîä áðàäàòà ñè; - íèêîé îò êîëåãèòå âè íå ìîæå äà âè ðàçïëà÷å; - àêî ñòå íà 34 ãîäèíè è íå ñòå ñåìååí, íà íèêîé íå ìó ïóêà îò òîâà; - ìîæåòå äà ñè ïèøåòå èìåòî ïî ñíåãà; - ìîæåòå äà ñè îðãàíèçèðàòå ñúñòåçàíèÿ â òîàëåòíàòà; - âñè÷êî ïî ëèöåòî âè ñè çàïàçâà îðèãèíàëíèÿ öâÿò; - âñÿêà âàøà ãðåøêà ñå ïîïðàâÿ ñàìî ñ öâåòÿ; - ìîæåòå äà ñè ïðèçíàâàòå, ÷å ìèñëèòå çà ñåêñ ïðåç 90% îò âðåìåòî; - ìîæåòå äà êàçâàòå êàêâîòî ñè èñêàòå, áåç äà ñå ïðèòåñíÿâàòå îò õîðñêîòî ìíåíèå; - íèêîé íå ïðåêúñâà ìðúñíèÿ âèö, êîéòî êàçâà, êîãàòî âëåçåòå â ñòàÿòà; - ìîæåòå äà ñè ñâàëèòå ðèçàòà, àêî âè å òîïëî; - íèêîãà íå ñå ÷óâñòâàòå çàäúëæåí äà ñïðåòå ïðèÿòåëÿ âè îò ïîëîâ àêò; - íå âè ïóêà äàëè íÿêîé çàáåëÿçâà íîâàòà âè ïðè÷åñêà; - ìîæåòå äà ñè ãëåäàòå ìà÷à ìúë÷àëèâî ñ ïðèÿòåëÿ âè, áåç äà ñè ìèñëèòå äàëè íå âè å ñúðäèò; - öåëèÿò ñâÿò å âàø ïèñîàð; - çàïàçâàòå åäíî íàñòðîåíèå çà ïîâå÷å îò 2 ìèíóòè; - ìîæåòå äà õàðåñâàòå Êëèíò Èñòóä áåç äà ïàçèòå äèåòà, çà äà ïðèëè÷àòå íà íåãî; - ìîæåòå äà ïèåòå áèðà îò áóòèëêàòà; - ìîæåòå äà ñåäèòå óäîáíî è ðàçêðà÷åíî, íåçàâèñèìî ñ êàêâè äðåõè ñòå îáëå÷åí; - ñèâàòà êîñà è áðú÷êèòå âè ïðàâÿò ñàìî ïî-àòðàêòèâåí; - öåíà íà áðà÷íà ðîêëÿ - $ 2000, öåíà íà êîñòþì ïîä íàåì - $ 75; - íå ãëåäàòå ñ íåãà äåñåðòèòå íà îêîëíèòå â ðåñòîðàíòà; - àêî çàäúðæàòå âîäà, òÿ å â ìàíåðêà; - äèñòàíöèîííîòî å âèíàãè âàøå; - õîðàòà íèêîãà íå âè ãëåäàò â ãúðäèòå äîêàòî ðàçãîâàðÿòå; - àêî íå ñå îáàäèòå íà ñâîÿ ïðèÿòåë â óðå÷åíîòî âðåìå, òîé íÿìà äà îáàäè íà âñè÷êè äðóãè âàøè îáùè ïîçíàòè, çà äà èì êàæå, ÷å ñòå ñå ïðîìåíèëè; - Ïðè âñåêè ïðîáëåì èëè íåëîâêà ñèòóàöèÿ èìàòå ãîòîâà ðåïëèêà - Äà ìó ... ìàéêàòà - àêî íà êóïîí ñ âàñ ñå ïîÿâè äðóã ñúñ ñúùèòå äðåõè, òîâà íÿìà äà âè íàïðàâè ñìúðòíè âðàãîâå; - íèêîãà íå ïðîïóñêàòå ïîëîâ àêò çàùîòî íå ñòå â íàñòðîåíèå; - íîâèòå îáóâêè íå ðåæàò, êúñàò è òåðîðèçèðàò êðàêàòà âè; - ïîðíî ôèëìèòå ñà íàïðàâåíè çà òàêèâà êàòî âàñ; - íå ñå íàëàãà äà ïîìíèòå ðîæäåíèòå äíè íà âñè÷êèòå ñè ïîçíàòè; - òîâà ÷å íå õàðåñâàòå íÿêîãî íå èçêëþ÷âà ïðàâåíåòî íà ñåêñ ñ íåãî; - ïðèÿòåëèòå âè íèêîãà íå èçïîëçâàò êàïàíè îò ðîäà íàÇàáåëÿçâàø ëè íåùî íîâî? Èìà òðè âèäà õîðà - ÷àñò îò ïðîáëåìà, ÷àñò îò ïåéçàæà è ÷àñò îò ðåøåíèåòî. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] za6to e hubavo da si ... :-)))
ЗАЩО Е ХУБАВО ДА СИ МЪЖ!- телефонните ви разговори приключват за по-малко отминута;- голотиите по филмите са винаги женски;- едноседмичната ви почивка изисква само един куфар багаж;- приятелките ви не те обременяват с любовните си проблеми;- опашките пред тоалетните са много по-къси;- на старите ви приятели не им пука дали са надебелял илиотслабнал;- сметките при фризьора не ви разоряват;- гърдите ви никога не са сериозен фактор при интервюта заработа;- всичките ви оргазми са истински;- биреното шкембе не ви прави автоматично невидим запротивоположния пол;- не се налага да носите със себе постоянно огромна чанта,пълна с полезни и нужни предмети;- можете да посетите тоалетната без допълнителен реквизит;- последното ви име не се променя;- можете сам да си уловите и убиете храната;- никога не ви се налага да чистите тоалетната вкъщи;- можете да се изкъпете, облечете и излезете за 10 минути;- не се налага да планирате сватбата си;- ако някой забрави да ви покани някъде, не ставаавтоматично ваш враг;- купуването на бельо не изисква сериозни инвестиции;- не се налага да се бръснете никъде под брадата си;- никой от колегите ви не може да ви разплаче;- ако сте на 34 години и не сте семеен, на никой не му пукаот това;- можете да си пишете името по снега;- можете да си организирате състезания в тоалетната;- всичко по лицето ви си запазва оригиналния цвят;- всяка ваша грешка се поправя само с цветя;- можете да си признавате, че мислите за секс през 90% отвремето;- можете да казвате каквото си искате, без да сепритеснявате от хорското мнение;- никой не прекъсва мръсния виц, който казва, когатовлезете в стаята;- можете да си свалите ризата, ако ви е топло;- никога не се чувствате задължен да спрете приятеля ви отполов акт;- не ви пука дали някой забелязва новата ви прическа;- можете да си гледате мача мълчаливо с приятеля ви, без даси мислите дали не ви е сърдит;- целият свят е ваш писоар;- запазвате едно настроение за повече от 2 минути;- можете да харесвате Клинт Истуд без да пазите диета, зада приличате на него;- можете да пиете бира от бутилката;- можете да седите удобно и разкрачено, независимо с каквидрехи сте облечен;- сивата коса и бръчките ви правят само по-атрактивен;- цена на брачна рокля - $ 2000, цена на костюм под наем -$ 75;- не гледате с нега десертите на околните в ресторанта;- ако задържате вода, тя е в манерка;- дистанционното е винаги ваше;- хората никога не ви гледат в гърдите докато разговаряте;- ако не се обадите на своя приятел в уреченото време, тойняма да обади на всички други ваши общи познати, за да имкаже, че сте се променили;- При всеки проблем или неловка ситуация имате готовареплика - "Да му ... майката"- ако на купон с вас се появи друг със същите дрехи, тованяма да ви направи смъртни врагове;- никога не пропускате полов акт защото "не сте внастроение";- новите обувки не режат, късат и тероризират краката ви;- порно филмите са направени за такива като вас;- не се налага да помните рождените дни на всичките сипознати;- това че не харесвате някого не изключва правенето на сексс него;- приятелите ви никога не използват капани от родана"Забелязваш ли нещо ново?"Има три вида хора - част от проблема, част от пейзажа ичаст от решението.
[JOKES] Starost
Dvama starci si govoryat: - Da ti se oplacha, moyta pishka ot 5 godini ne mi stava! Drugiyat: - Iii, da chukna da darvo, moyta samo ot 2! Boyan Konstantinov [EMAIL PROTECTED] _ Don't confuse madness with loss of control. Paolo Coelho =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] smeshno
http://smeshno.dir.bg/indexie.htm mim Sirma AI
[JOKES] izwadka ot statiq w mediapool.bg ...
Re: [JOKES] FW: Litoff
This helps to keep things in perspective... THE WHOLE WORLD AS 100 PEOPLEIf we could shrink the earth's population to a village of 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look like this:There would be:57 Asians21 Europeans14 from the Western Hemisphere (north and south)8 Africans52 would be female48 would be male70 would be nonwhite30 white70 would be non-Christian30 would be Christian99 would be heterosexual1 homosexual59% of the entire world's wealth would be in the hands of only 6 people, and all 6 would be citizens of the United States80 would live in substandard housing70 would be unable to read50 would suffer from malnutrition1 would be near death1 would be near birthonly 1 would have a college educationonly 1 would own a computerSuddenly feeling fortunate?Me, too.
[JOKES] Karti
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[JOKES] bg site
http://www.archivibes.net/ mim Sirma AI
[JOKES] Date: Fri, 4 May 2001 11:28:09 +0200
eGati diskusijata deto se zaformi v [EMAIL PROTECTED] Best regards:Manski M. Fransazov ( Manski ) - Software developer ICQ UIN 21935358 Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. tel/fax: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; 891308 mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirma.bg
[JOKES] vodna topka
Treniorat po vodna topka:-Andreew podai na KasabowAndreew obache gaz napred- Andreew podai topkata na Kasabow be kretenAndreew kara napred i nakraia beleji gol-Andreew ti zasto ne podade na Kasabow-Ma trener az nali wkarah gol-Iunak si ti Andreew ama Kasabow se udawi Best regards:Manski M. Fransazov ( Manski ) - Software developer ICQ UIN 21935358 Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. tel/fax: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; 891308 mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirma.bg
[JOKES] Ime
Ne e losho imeto LargeHard. Za[oto: 1. Wsichki hora deto ne se kefqt ot Microsoft [e bydat podsyznatelno priwlecheni kym nas. 2. Imeto ima skrit seksualen kontekst (kakto w powecheto reklami) i po tozi nachin [e priwleche tezi za koito predstawata za ne[o golqmo i qko e primamliwa. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
RE: [JOKES] Ime
mi da daje moje XHard shtoto ima X koeto se svyrzva s mnogo i wse hubavi neshta: - X - extra - X - seX - X - XML, tova e vajno - mnogo hora sa ebati maniacite na XML. I e mnogo svyrzano s e-BlahBlah Po-hard --- Atanas Kiryakov, http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htm Head of OntoText Lab.,http://www.ontotext.com Sirma AI, Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs Phone: (359 2) 981 23 38, http://www.sirma.bg -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Chavdar Dimitrov Sent: Friday, May 04, 2001 12:05 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [JOKES] Ime Ne e losho imeto LargeHard. Za[oto: 1. Wsichki hora deto ne se kefqt ot Microsoft [e bydat podsyznatelno priwlecheni kym nas. 2. Imeto ima skrit seksualen kontekst (kakto w powecheto reklami) i po tozi nachin [e priwleche tezi za koito predstawata za ne[o golqmo i qko e primamliwa. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] [jokes]
Èâàí÷î íàõúëòâà â ñïàëíÿòà íà ðîäèòåëèòå ñè è ãè çàâàðâà íà êàëúï. Áàùàòà îòãîðå, ìàéêàòà îòäîëó. - Åõà, êîí÷å. Óõà-õà. Ìàìî, òàòå, ìîæå ëè è àç äà èãðàÿ ñ âàñ. Íÿìàëî êàêâî äà ïðàâÿò ìàéêàòà è áàùàòà è ñå ñúãëàñèëè. ßõíàë Èâàí÷î áàùà ñè, êàêòî ãî ïðàâÿò êàóáîèòå, à òîé ïðîäúëæèë ñâîèòå çàíèìàíèÿ. Íå ñëåä äúëãî ìàéêàòà çàïî÷âà äà ñòåíå. Èâàí÷î: - Óõà-õà, òàòå. Ìíîãî âíèìàâàé, çàùîòî òî÷íî íà òîâà ìÿñòî, îáèêíîâåííî ïàäàì îò ïîùàäæèÿòà... __ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Auctions - buy the things you want at great prices http://auctions.yahoo.com/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Vyzmyjavane :-)
Towa e ot soundtrack-a na Vasko da gama ot selo Rupcha: "... i tyj wsqko malko momche wsyshnost e bydesh myj ILI poet ILI moriak ..." S.
[JOKES] Njamam dumi
/**/// Kalin Zahariev - senior software engineer// Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs.// 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria.// tel: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; fax: 9819058// email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]// http://www.sirma.bg/kalinz/**/ test.bmp
[JOKES] magic
http://torba-bg.com/fun/magic/ I ko kazwa che telepatijata ne syshtestwuwa:-)) Stun =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Computer Stupidities Programming
http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml Computer Stupidities Programming.url
[JOKES] NE E JOKE
http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q276/3/04.ASP
[JOKES] rave
zashto reivyrite ne mogat da kradat koli : zashtoto zacikliat na alarmata ...
[JOKES] BG
http://www.momchill.com/reasons.txt
[JOKES] for men (not only)
http://www.people.virginia.edu/~ymb5v/men.html mim Sirma AI
[JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Apr 2001 11:16:35 +0200
V seloto, sobstvenika na horemaga se razboljava i otiva v bolnica. V tova vreme horata vijdat plastmasovite lyjichki za byrkane na kafeto, koito toi skoro e vzel i tyi kato nikoi ne znae kakvo e tova - zapochnali da se chudjat kakvo predstavljavat. Minava popyt - kazva che ne znae, minavadaskalyt - kazva che ne znae. Chudili se, majali se - minava baba Mara i kazva: - Abe ne znam kvo e tva, no mi mjaza na razsad za prava lopata ... Tuk trjabva da se smeete :-) Best regards:Manski M. Fransazov ( Manski ) - Software developer ICQ UIN 21935358 Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. tel/fax: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; 891308 mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirma.bg
[JOKES] similarity
Q: What do sex in a canoe and Heineken beer have in common? A: "Too close to water!"
[JOKES] Lamer
Eto kakwo pita nqkakyw pich deto mechtae da stane cracker: I downloaded the program softice from the links and now all I have in the file folder are MSinfo .RAR files. Where is the program? I looked at the files and there was no info on using the program only file info. Chavdar Dimitrov - EngView Project Manager Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. tel: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; fax: (+359 2) 9819058 email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirma.bg =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 14:35:53 +0300
? ? ? ?? ? ? ?? ?: - ?? ? ?? ?? ???. - ??? ?? ? .. - ??? ?? ??, ?? ??? ? autoexec.bat, ? ?? . - ?? ???, ??? ?? ? ... ??? ??? ??? ???, ?? ? ?? ? ? ?: - ??? ??? ??? ?? ???. ?? ?? ?? ??? ? Microsoft ? ?? NOSMOKE.COM ??? ??? ? ? ? ??: - ?? ?? ??, ?? ? Microsoft ?? ??, ?? ??? ?? ?? ?? ? ?? ? ??? ?? ?? NOSMOKE.COM... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Math kultura :-)
Dvama matematici sporlili dali masata hora razbirat ot matematikaSediali v edno kafe i sporili. Ediniat kazval:"Razbirat"A drugiat:"Ne razbirat" Ugovorili se na drugia den pak daidat v tova kafe i da prodyljat spora. Toia deto tvyrdial che razbirat reshil da napravi nomer. Razbral se s edna ot servitiorkite, koiato bila na smiana drugia den: kazal i:"Utre shte te povikam i shte ti zadam edin vypros, a ti shte mi otgovorish:X na 3-ta vyrhu 3"Tia se syglasila. Na drugia den onezi pak otishli tam i prodyljili spora.Toia deto tvyrdial che horata razbirat ot Math kazal:"Eto sega shte pitame taia servitiorka kolko e S(x na 2)dx"popitali ia i tia kazala estestveno:"X na 3-ta vyrhu 3"Onia kazal na drugia:"Eto vidia li - az nali ti kazah !"A servitiorkata, koiato veche im bila obyrnala gryb se obyrnala kazala:"A da, zabravih - plius konstanta"
Re: [JOKES] hmmm... :-/
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[JOKES] Fw: Enjoy
borislav - Original Message - From: "Bozhinova Bozhena" [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, April 04, 2001 11:53 AM Subject: Enjoy i am waiting for the comments. P.S. Kyde se izgubihte s Geri? Rabrahte li, che Chechu Rinpoche e bolen i Kati e kazala, che Kassel pone za sega e cancel. Forward Header_ Subject: Author: Rumiana Grozdanova Date: 04/04/01 10:57 AM ISLAND.GIF Forwarded with Changes --- From: Rumiana Grozdanova Date: 4/4/01 10:57AM To: Bozhena Bozhinova To: Greta Aroyo RRQ: lj Subject: ---
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[JOKES] interesen podhod
?aii noo?eioa ia iiaaiaieoa. Aeeia?uo a no?iai. Eiiaiae?uo: - Iiiiuiee, euaa na iaie?aia? - Ia ciai, eaieoaia! - ?aaeno, euaa na iaie?aia? - Ie-e-e-e-- - Eaeai eia ia oi?eciioa? - Ou?aianee ei?aa ia Eeaey.. - Iu?ae oi?iaaai aia?ao, a aioiaiinoIaui! ?aaeno, cana?e eii?aeiaoeoa ia neaiaea SOS, e oiaa aa ae a ca iineaaai iuo.. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Searchable archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Fw: Rojden den
Tova otogovori Momchi na moia mail za kupona dovechera :-) - Original Message - From: Momchill Zarev To: Stefan Dimov Sent: Monday, April 02, 2001 11:37 AM Subject: Re: Rojden den tuka ima chashi za wiskey i chinie za lukanki. Gledaj da gi napalnish. - Original Message - From: Stefan Dimov To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, April 02, 2001 11:32 AM Subject: Rojden den Skypi kolegi, Blagodaria na vsichki za kartichkite i za dobrite pojelania. Tyi kato se biah prostudil na rojdenia si den - 30.03. - petyk i propusnah kupona v Dragalevci, molia vsichki da zapoviadat v 18:30 dnes v ofisa na Hr.Botev 38A - 6-i etaj za da vi pocherpia po sluchai rojdenia si den. Stefan P.S. Nosete si chashi, che mai na 6-ia etaj sa kyt
[JOKES] Euro English: Be ready!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the"k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze world!
[JOKES] Date: Fri, 30 Mar 2001 11:18:27 +0300
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[JOKES] 2100-ta
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[JOKES] Vicove
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RE: [JOKES] s516.jpg
lol. Krume, towa kato gledam e samo kato za teb. Lipswa samo konqka na buroto i trqbwa nqkoj da ti nosi qdene. * Slavi Andreev - Software Engineer * * Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. * * 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. * * tel: (+359 2) 9810018; 9812338; * * fax: (+359 2) 9819058 GSM :(+359 88) 626523 * * email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirma.bg * -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Krum Kolev Sent: Friday, March 30, 2001 7:09 PM To: jokes Subject: [JOKES] s516.jpg s516.jpg =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Searchable archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2001 17:42:30 +0300
Ebati, ne mi se verwa che nqkoi se interesuwa ot towa: http://www.oubeck.com/Reports/Bulgaria/ReportBG98.htm#top Chavdar Dimitrov - EngView Project Manager Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. tel: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; fax: (+359 2) 9819058 email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirma.bg =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Searchable archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2001 20:45:39 +0300
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[JOKES] FW: JOKE: If you love someone, Set her free...
-Original Message- From: Svetoslav Lozanov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Monday, March 26, 2001 6:33 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: JOKE: If you love someone, Set her free... Original: If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was The New Versions. Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free... If she ever comes back, she's yours, if she doesn't, as expected, she never was. Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free... Don't worry, she will come back. Suspicious: If you love someone, Set her free... If she ever comes back, ask her why. Impatient: If you love someone, Set her free... If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her. Patient: If you love someone, Set her free... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back. Playful: If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again. (repeat) C++ Programmer: if(you_love(her)==TRUE) {set_free(her); if(come_back(her)==TRUE) {she_yours=TRUE } else { she_yours=FALSE } Animal Rights Activist: If you love someone, Set her free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! Lawyers: If you love someone, Set her free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that... Bill Gates: If you love someone, Set her free, If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. Biologist: If you love someone, set her free, She'll evolve. Statisticians: If you love someone, set her free, If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high. If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. Schwarzenegger's fans: If you love someone, Set her free, SHE'LL BE BACK! Over possessive person: If you love someone don't set her free. HR specialist: If you love someone set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits. Then outsource her. MBA: If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously. Psychologist: If you love someone set her free if she comes back her super ego is dominant. If she doesn't come back her id is supreme. If she doesn't go, she must be crazy. Somnambulist: If you love someone set her free. If she comes back it's a nightmare. If she doesn't, you must be dreaming. Rhett Butler: If you love someone set YOURSELF FREE If she asks you why say you don't give a damn. ERP functional expert: If you love someone set her free... If she comes back, map her into your system. If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis Finance expert: If you love someone set her free if she comes back its time to look for fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad. Marketing Expert: If you love someone set her free... If she comes back she has brand loyalty. If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets. -- Svetoslav Lozanov [a.k.a. Marvin] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo: marvinandro; AIM: MarvinParanoid; (ICQ: 2513137) Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Searchable archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Windows za woenni
Çàïîâåä íà ìèíèñòúðà íà îòáðàíàòà çà ïîáúëãàðÿâàíå íà îïåðàöèîííàòà ñèñòåìà Windows: Îò äíåñ íàòàòúê êîìàíäèòå è ñúîáùåíèÿòà äà ñå çàìåíÿò êàêòî ñëåäâà: Yås - Òúé âÿðíî! Nî - Ñúâñåì íå! ÎÊ - Ñëóøàì! Ðàuså - Ñâîáîäíî, ïîïðàâè ñå! Stîð - Ìèðíî! Ñîntinuå - Ñâîáîäíî! Àbîrt - Îñòàâè! Råtró - Êðúãîì! Ignîrå - Äà ñå èçïúëíè íà âñÿêà öåíà! Lîgin - Ñòîé, êîé òàì? Ðàsswîrd - Äîêóìåíòè çà ïðîâåðêà! Shutdîwn - Îòáîé! Àññåss dåniåd - Íå ñå ïîëàãà! Ìåssàgå - Ðàïîðò. Åõñåðtiîn - Íåïðåäâäåíà ñèòóàöèÿ. Âìåñòî äóìàòà window äà ñå èçïîëçâà "àìáðàçóðà". =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Searchable archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Wic
 áàðà âëèçà êîí, ñúáëè÷à ñè ïàëòîòî, ñâàëÿ ñè øàïêàòà, ïîðú÷âà ñè óèñêè ñúñ ñîäà è ôàñòú÷êè, èçïèâà ãî áàâíî è ñè òðúãâà äîâîëåí, îáåùàâàéêè, ÷å ùå äîéäå è íà äðóãèÿò äåí. Áàðìúíúò èçïàäà â øîê è çâúíè íà äèðåêòîðà íà öèðêà: - Ñëóøàé, èìàì çà òåáå ñòðàõîòåí íîìåð!!! Åëà óòðå â áàðà è ùå âèäèø. Íà ñëåäâàùèÿò äåí äèðåêòîðúò íà öèðêà îò ñóòðèíòà çàñÿäà â áàðà è ÷àêà. Ïðèâå÷åð â áàðà âëèçà êîíÿ, ïîðú÷âà ñè îòíîâî óèñêè ñúñ ñîäà è çàïî÷âà äà ñè ãî ïèå. Äèðåêòîðúò íà öèðêà ñå ïðèñëàì÷âà äî íåãî è ïèòà: - Èçâèíåòå, íå èñêàòå ëè äà ðàáîòèòå çà íàñ? Êîëêî ïîëó÷àâàòå íà ñåãàøíàòà ñè ðàáîòà? - Òðèñòà äîëàðà! - Àç ìîãà äà âè ïðåäëîæà õèëÿäà, õðàíà è ïîäñëîí! - È êúäå òðÿáâà äà ðàáîòÿ? - Òóê, íàáëèçî, â öèðêà. -  öèðêà?!??? Íå, çà õèëÿäàðêà àç, ðàçáèðà ñå ñúì ñúãëàñåí, íî íå ìîãà äà ðàçáåðà, çà êàêâî ñà âè â öèðêà ïðîãðàìèñòè =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Searchable archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2001 15:19:09 +0200
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[JOKES] Americanskata armia e nai-opasna za samata sebe si :)
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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 14 Mar 2001 11:17:39 +0200
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[JOKES] Fw: be careful:)
M. Fransazov ( Manski ) - Software developer ICQ UIN 21935358 Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. tel/fax: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; 891308 mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirma.bg - Original Message - From: Vladimir Grigorov [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, March 09, 2001 12:31 AM Subject: be careful:) Dear Tech Support: I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Sunday Football 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but de-install doesn't work on this program. Please help! Joe *** Dear Joe, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to de-install, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0, but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\ IAPOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGIES a number of times, but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash. Best of luck Tech Support Vladimir Grigorov 329 Comstock Ave #5ap Syracuse, NY 13210 home: 315 425 0174 cell: 315 278 3801 ICQ # 14186977 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Searchable archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] How to remove ICQ banners
http://come.to/adbusters/ ADBusters.url
[JOKES] Date: Fri, 9 Mar 2001 16:15:44 +0100
http://moshenik.orbitel.bg/statii/kazarma.html M. Fransazov ( Manski ) - Software developer ICQ UIN 21935358 Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. tel/fax: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; 891308 mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirma.bg
[JOKES] Date: Fri, 9 Mar 2001 17:06:43 +0200
Haiku Error Messages : Serious error.All shortcuts have disappeared.Screen. Mind. Both are blank. The Web site you seekCannot be located butCountless more exist. Chaos reigns within.Reflect, repent and reboot.Order shall return. Stay the patient course.Of little worth is your ire.The network is down. You step in the stream,But the water has moved on.This page is not here. Out of memory.We wish to hold the whole sky,But we never will.
[JOKES] W9x
Windows 95:32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand1-bit of competition. /**/// Kalin Zahariev - senior software engineer// Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs.// 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria.// tel: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; fax: 9819058// email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]// http://www.sirma.bg/kalinz/**/
[JOKES] Ha da vidim kak se hakva po sveta...:)
DVD hack in 7 Perl lines Two MIT programmers have produced a DVD decryption program using only seven lines of Perl code. Their "qrpff" program does the same thing that the DeCSS utility does. Eight movie studios sued and forced 2600 Magazine to remove the DeCSS source code from its Website. The new hack is small enough to include in an e-mail sig files. One of the two writers said, "I think there's some value in demonstrating how simple these things really are and how preposterous it is to try to restrict their distribution." The source article is at wired.com.
[JOKES] Chestit 8 mart
[JOKES] Za lozeto i mezeto...:-))
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[JOKES] hakeri
http://www.segabg.com/28022001/p0110001.asp M. Fransazov ( Manski ) - Software developer ICQ UIN 21935358 Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. tel/fax: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; 891308 mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirma.bg
[JOKES] cv
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doingthat now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Searchable archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] FW: The reality behind the MS Windows
If you would really want to see what is the MS Windows run the attached executable file i.e. the wrecker. koko wrecker.exe
[JOKES] Poluchihte animirana kartichka ot Boris
Ïîëó÷èõòå àíèìèðàíà êàðòè÷êà ñúñ çâóê îò Boris Êàðòè÷êàòà ìîæå äà âèäèòå íà àäðåñ: http://pozdravi.dir.bg/vij.php3?id=40103p=40323nf=3k=122kf=48m=123a=w Êàðòè÷êàòà å àáñîëþòíî áåçïëàòíà è ùå áúäå àêòèâíà ïðåç ñëåäâàùèòå 60 äíè. Poluchihte animirana kartichka sys zvuk ot Boris Kartichkata moje da vidite na adres: http://pozdravi.dir.bg/vij.php3?id=40103p=40323nf=3k=122kf=48m=123a=w Kartichkata e absoljutno bezplatna i shte byde aktivna prez sledvashtite 60 dni. You have just received an e-card from Boris. To view the card we recommend you to set your browser to Cyrillic 1251 Encoding: http://pozdravi.dir.bg/vij.php3?id=40103p=40323nf=3k=122kf=48m=123a=w ©2000 Ïîçäðàâè - Áúëãàðñêèòå Àâòîðñêè Êàðòè÷êè =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Searchable archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Bitowa poeziq
Toq stih wnasq izwestna qsnota po wyprosa "Kakwo se prawi w posledno wreme po IPW?" ;-)
[JOKES] Gramotna obqwa w top.bg
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:5) (ICQ#25528396) Wrote: Westerner was walking by the road and saw barbarian, sitting on the tree and cutting the very branch he sits on, So westerns said "what are you doing ?! You will fall down !", and barbarian replied - "Eeee, de mana cannot knowa vat heppensa in de futura !". So westerner shrugged his shoulders and went his way. The barbarian finished cutting the tree branch, the branch fell down, and naturally, barbarian fell down with it. Amazed, he jumped off the ground, rubbing his injured butts, and shouted in the direction westerner went - "Aaa, shaman ! shaman !" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Searchable archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] shit happens
Eto novija design na copy dialoga - syvsem v sinhron s obshtoto izlychvane na Win 2000 :-)) M. Fransazov ( Manski ) - Software developer ICQ UIN 21935358 Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. tel/fax: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; 891308 mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirma.bg fig.gif
[JOKES] ;)
http://www.rs.bia-bg.com/~biserr/
[JOKES] Kakvo chetem na stranicata na microsoft :)
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Re: [JOKES] Kakvo chetem na stranicata na microsoft :)
vijte i tova :)) http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ /**/ // Kalin Zahariev - senior software engineer // Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. // 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. // tel: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; fax: 9819058 // email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] // http://www.sirma.bg/kalinz /**/ - Original Message - From: Boris Vidolov [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, February 23, 2001 1:04 PM Subject: [JOKES] Kakvo chetem na stranicata na microsoft :) http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Searchable archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Searchable archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2001 10:05:24 +0300
www.sirma.bg\chavo\Bikini_Show_2000_EHC.pps Chavdar Dimitrov - EngView Project Manager Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. tel: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; fax: (+359 2) 9819058 email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirma.bg =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "unsubscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * To subscribe to this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body "subscribe jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]" (without quotes) * Mails to this list should be sent to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * If you experience any problems contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] * Searchable archives available at [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Spot the differences
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[JOKES] :))
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[JOKES] Sladoled?
Êîå çà êàêâî ñå áëèæå:- ñëàäîëåä çà ñëàäîñò;- õóé çà ìëàäîñò;- ïóòêà çà ñòðàñò è- ãúç çà âëàñò.
[JOKES] Fw: computing zcience
/**/ // Kalin Zahariev - senior software engineer // Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. // 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. // tel: (+ 359 2) 9810018; 9812338; fax: 9819058 // email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] // http://www.sirma.bg/kalinz /**/ - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, February 19, 2001 11:18 AM Subject: computing zcience (See attached file: pic26121.gif) (See attached file: pic03033.gif) (See attached file: pic17970.gif) (See attached file: pic04442.gif) pic26121.gif pic03033.gif pic17970.gif pic04442.gif
[JOKES] Overworked!
Overworked!=--=For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and toomuch pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do thework.Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government,leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to dothe work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State andCityGovernments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.
[JOKES] Linux
Kolegi, Imashe edin joke: Snimka na madama s pingvinche i pisheshe: Software is like sex: it's better when it's free" ili neshto podobno. Molia niakoi ako ia ima da mi ia prati, please. 10x predvaritelno S.
[JOKES] me and my friends ...
me
[JOKES] CV
http://www.sirma.bg/momchill_cv.txt momchill_cv.txt.url
[JOKES] Look at Yourself
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