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> > During a propaganda tour, president Bush visits a > school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him > questions. Bob stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 > questions:" > > 1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favour, > you > still won the election? > 2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason? > 3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest > terrorist > attack of all times? > > Right at the moment when Bob finished, the recess bell rings, and the > kids > leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask > questions. > Joey stands up and tells him "Mr.President, I got 5 Questions:" > > 1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favour, > you > still won the election? > 2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason? > 3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest > terrorist > attack of all times? > 4. Why did the recess bell ring with 20 minutes to spare? > 5. Where is Bob? > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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[JOKES] Some experience
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[JOKES] Lafove ot M-tel
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[JOKES] Date: Tue, 18 Feb 2003 14:22:52 +0200
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[JOKES] Tehnologii :)
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[JOKES] A new home
[JOKES] Date: Sat, 15 Feb 2003 12:13:49 +0200
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[JOKES] Kak se gledat deca po studentski
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[JOKES] only the trucks
Britain decided it was time to switch left lane traffic to right lane traffic, the same as everywhere else in Europe. So they gathered to plan the whole thing and nobody seemed to come up with any viable solution, so they sent out some help-me type faxes. A couple of days later, answers come back. The French fax read: "As your neighbors, we are deeply touched you requested our help," etc., etc., "but we have no idea at all how to do it." The German fax read: "We are Germany, the most organized country in Europe, but we have not had this problem before and we do not know how to handle it." The Russian fax read: "As you know, we are Russia, a country that has done a lot on the path towards democracy and economic resuscitation. We have a great deal of experience in such progressive transitional processes. It is our proposal to handle the situation in one big step. Make it mandatory for only the trucks to drive in the right lane." Don't take life too seriously because you can't come out of it alive.-Warren Miller
[JOKES] Hisbula game
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[JOKES] Happy Valentine's Day na vljubenite i da ucelite devojkata :-)
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[JOKES] faith
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[JOKES] Naming :))
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[JOKES] Date: Thu, 13 Feb 2003 10:46:30 +0200
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[JOKES] MENSA test
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[JOKES] idleworm: games - gulf war 2
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[JOKES] Johnie be good
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[JOKES] Professional
Един собственик на бар бил много силен. За да привлича клиенти, обявил награда: той ще изстиска един лимон, а ако някой успее да изстиска дори само още една капка, ще получи 1000 долара.Бизнесът потръгнал много добре... Но един ден в бара влязъл нисък слаб мъж, взел лимона и изстискал не една, а цели шест капки! Собственикът на бара попитал изумен:- Ти какъв си? Културист? Каратист? Йога?Мъжът отговорил:- Не, аз съм данъчен инспектор. Best Wishes! S.
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[JOKES] tickets
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care.My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day.It's important. Don't take life too seriously because you can't come out of it alive.-Warren Miller
[JOKES] all the equipment
A couple goes on a vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her book undisturbed.Along comes a game warden in this boat. He pulls up along side the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?""Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her."I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.""Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.""If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman."But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden."That's true, but you have all the equipment." MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
[JOKES] sukrashtawane na obiknoweni drobi
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[JOKES] clean my shit... :-)
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[JOKES] Math for blondes
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[JOKES] kak da kryshtawame decata
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[JOKES] Moral story
Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot thatmorning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say"Happy Birthday" and would probably have a present for me.She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone "Happy Birthday." Anyway, Ithought, "well, that's wives for you". The children will remember!" The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word! When I startedto the office I was feeling pretty low and desponded.As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss,Happy Birthday."I felt a little remembered... I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on mydoor and said, "You know it is such a beautiful day outside and it is yourbirthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that'sthe greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into thecountry to a little private place. We had two Martinis andenjoyed lunch tremendously.On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it is such a beautifulday, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?"I said, "No, I guess not."She said, "Let's go to my apartment."After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I thinkI'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."Sure," I excitedly replied.She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying abig birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.They were all singing Happy Birthday. and there I sat onthe couch ..FUCKING NAKED !!!
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[JOKES] Marshrutkite, shofiorite i ... tia 3 neshta...
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Az sym registriral .bg ... vednyj ... mnogo beshe interesno. I si beshe online - shto se zajajdat tez jurnalisti. V smisyl, ofcialnite neshta sa si oficilani, poshtite, pechatite, notariusite, bankovite smetki - tova e jasno. Sigurnostta si e sigurnost! Obache njakak mnogo suhi stavat neshta, lichnija kontakt e durga rabota. ZA KYDE SME BEZ LICHEN KONTAKT, DRUGARI! predstavete si otchujdenieto na edna bezproblemna registracija koj shte ponese otgovornostta za socialnite travmi, pitam az? (uff, otplesnah se, no se vylnuvam, vErvam shte me razberete) No njama realna opasnost ot ... hm, alienacija. Ako naistina ti trjabva domain-a, imash udovolstvieto da si govorish s Varna telefonicheski. Mnogo pyti i napoitelno. Dokato ti se doshte da se srodite s milite hora ot drugata strana na jicata. Pusnaha go, bez da se kachvam na vlaka, no beshe na kosym Ta mnogo bih iskal pak, chat pat daje se strajskam na syn i na tavana mi se privijda ".bg". No pusto malodushie i egoizym, ne namiram nito nervi nito vreme za tova. I taka, kakto sym si patriot, v momenta sym gord sobstvenik na 1 bg i 10-na shtatski domaina Amin! p.s.: avtora izpolzva vpechatlenija ot registracija pravena 1999. Moje neshtata da sa se promenili. Blizyk moj rodnina, se probva 2001 i njamashe promjana, no tuk veche navlizame v "njakoj prochel, che njakoj napisal, che treti si mislil" ---Atanas Kiryakov, http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htmHead of OntoText Lab., http://www.ontotext.comSirma AI, Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence LabsPhone: (359 2) 981 23 38, http://www.sirma.bg--- neznaja nakyde sym trygnal missing a whither neznaja i zashto vyrvya and also the Goal no chesto vijdam, che sym byrzal forgot in my hurry tam gdeto trjabvalo e da pospra the joy as a goal - Original Message - From: Momchill Zarev To: jokes Sent: Saturday, February 01, 2003 7:36 PM Subject: [JOKES] .BG http://www.xenturia.net/archive/20021113_interv.html tva e intervu po radioto i se izviniawam ako nikoj ot digsys go priema offensive.
[JOKES] .BG
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[JOKES] selsko momche
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[JOKES] Information Passing
Information PassingProgrammer to Team Leader:"We can't do this proposed project. **CANNOT**. It will involve a majordesign change and no one in our team knows the design of this legacy system.And above that, nobody in our company knows the language in which thisapplication has been written. So even if somebody wants to work on it, theycan't. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never take thesetype of projects."Team Leader to Project Manager:"This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don't have anystaff with experience in this type of work. Also, the language is unfamiliarto us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we take this project.In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take on a project of thisnature."Project Manager to 1st Level Manager:"This project involves a design change in the system and we don't have muchexperience in that area. Also, not many people in our company areappropriately trained for it. In my personal opinion, we might be able to dothe project but we would need more time than usual to complete it." 1st Level Manager to Senior Level Manager:"This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people who haveworked in this area and others who know the implementation language. So theycan train other people. In my personal opinion we should take this project,but with caution."Senior Level Manager to CEO:"This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities inremodeling the design of a complete legacy system. We have all the necessaryskills and people to execute this project successfully. Some people havealready given in-house training in this area to other staff members. In mypersonal opinion, we should not let this project slip by us under anycircumstances." CEO to Client:"This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We haveexecuted many projects of the same nature for many large clients. Trust mewhen I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for doingthis kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we can execute thisproject successfully and well within the given time frame."
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[JOKES] britanskite svine si igraiat, ruskata Duma psuva Bush
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[JOKES] ne se prerabotwaj...
Title: Message äÅÓÅÔÔÅ ÞÅÒÎÏÇÏÒÓËÉ ÚÁÐÏ×ÅÄÉ 1.þÏ×ÅË ÓÅ ÒÁÖÄÁ ÕÍÏÒÅÎ É ÖÉ×ÅÅ, ÚÁ ÄÁ ÓÉ ÏÔÐÏÞÉÎÅ2. ïÂÉÞÁÊ ËÒÅ×ÁÔÁ ÓÉ ËÁÔÏ ÓÁÍÉÑ ÓÅÂÅ ÓÉ3. äÅÎÅÍ ÐÏÞÉ×ÁÊ, ÚÁ ÄÁ ÍÏÖÅÛ ÎÏÝÅÍ ÄÁ ÓÅ ÎÁÓÐÉÛ4. îÅ ÒÁÂÏÔÉ - ÒÁÂÏÔÁÔÁ ÕÂÉ×Á5. áËÏ ×ÉÄÉÛ ÎÑËÏÊ ÄÁ ÓÉ ÐÏÞÉ×Á-ÐÏÍÏÇÎÉ ÍÕ6. òÁÂÏÔÉ ÐÏ- ÍÁÌËÏ, ÏÔËÏÌËÏÔÏ ÍÏÖÅÛ, Á ÏÎÏ×Á, ËÏÅÔÏ ÍÏÖÅÛ, ÏÔÓÔßÐÉ ÄÒÕÇÉÍÕ!7. óÐÁÓÅÎÉÅÔÏ Å × ÈÌÁÄÎÁÔÁ ÓÑÎËÁ- ÏÔ ÐÏÞÉ×ËÁ ÎÉËÏÊ ÎÅ Å ÕÍÒÑÌ8. òÁÂÏÔÁÔÁ ÎÏÓÉ ÂÏÌÅÓÔÉ- ÎÅÄÅÊ ÄÁ ÕÍÉÒÁÛ ÍÌÁÄ!9. ëÏÇÁÔÏ ÓÌÕÞÁÊÎÏ ÔÉ ÓÅ ÐÒÉÉÓËÁ ÄÁ ÐÏÒÁÂÏÔÉÛ, ÓÅÄÎÉ, ÐÏÞÁËÁÊ, ÝÅ ×ÉÄÉÛ, ÞÅ ÝÅ ÔÉ ÍÉÎÅ!10. ëÏÇÁÔÏ ×ÉÄÉÛ ÎÑËßÄÅ ÄÁ ÑÄÁÔ É ÐÉÑÔ - ÐÒÉÂÌÉÖÉ ÓÅ, ÁËÏ ×ÉÄÉÛ, ÞÅ ÒÁÂÏÔÑÔ - ÔÒßÇÎÉ ÓÉ ÄÁ ÎÅ ÐÒÅÞÉÛ.
[JOKES] Porednata izyava na geniite ot 24 chasa...
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[JOKES] Prase da si ;-)
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[JOKES] praseta sys shareni topki
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[JOKES] Math poetry
http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/~pbourke/geometry/minus1.html
[JOKES] Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 17:55:43 +0200
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[JOKES] Which OS are you?
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[JOKES] What's your problem, Soldier?
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to oneprivate and asks "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphillis, Sir""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day.""What's your ambition?""To get back to the front, Sir.""Good man." says the Major.He goes to the next bed."What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic piles, Sir""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day.""What's your ambition?""To get back to the front, Sir.""Good man." says the Major.He goes to the next bed."What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic gum disease, Sir""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day.""What's your ambition?""To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"
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[JOKES] heaven and hell
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[JOKES] CookingBook
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[JOKES] Za virusa
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[JOKES] tragedy
President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes (4th grade). They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT." A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If an American Air Force plane, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss." -- *** Iliana Misheva - Marketing Manager Sirma Solutions - Combination of high technologies, knowledge and creativity in IT consulting and software development. North American Office: 438 Isabey Street, Suite 103 Montreal, Quebec, Canada H4T 1V3 Tel: +1-514-340-9174; Fax: +1-514-343-0143 European Office: 38A, Christo Botev Blvd. 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria Tel: +359-2-981-00-18; Fax: +359-2-981-90-58 E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirmasolutions.com *** =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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[JOKES] Nadpiswane na smetki...
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[JOKES] Obiawa
> ïÂÑ×Á: > íÌÁÄÏ ÍÏÍÉÞÅ, ÂÌÏÎÄÉÎËÁ, ÓÅËÓÉ, ÂÅÚ ÁÎÇÁÖÉÍÅÎÔÉ, ÅËÚÏÔÉÞÎÁ, ÍÉÓÔÅÒÉÏÚÎÁ, ÔßÒÓÅÝÁ >ÎÏ×É ÐÒÅÄÉÚ×ÉËÁÔÅÌÓÔ×Á, ÐÒÏÄÁ×Á ËÁÍÉÏÎ. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] FW: Learn to speak chinese
Learn To Speak Chinese In 5 Minutes 1) That's not right . Sum Ting Wong2) Are you harboring a fugitive?. Hu Yu Hai Ding3) See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao4) Stupid Man Dum Fuk5) Small Horse ... Tai Ni Po Ni6) Did you go to the beach? .. Wai Yu So Tan7) I bumped into a coffee table .. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni8) I think you need a face lift .. Chin Tu Fat9) It's very dark in here Wao So Dim10) I thought you were on a diet . Wai Yu Mun Ching11) This is a tow away zone .. No Pah King12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao13) Staying out of sight . Lei Ying Lo14) He's cleaning his automobile . Wa Shing Ka15) Your body odor is offensive .. Yu Stin Ki Pu16) Great...Fa Kin Su Pah
[JOKES] "If You're Happy And You Know It, Bomb Iraq"
> "If You're Happy And You Know It, Bomb Iraq" > by John Robbins > [To the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It, > Clap Your > Hands", in case you can't figure it out] > > If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. > If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. > If the terrorists are frisky, > Pakistan is looking shifty, > North Korea is too risky, > Bomb Iraq. > > If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq. > If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq. > So to hell with the inspections, > Let's look tough for the elections, > Close your mind and take directions, > Bomb Iraq. > > It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq. > To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq. > They've got weapons we can't see, > And that's all the proof we need, > If they're not there, they must be there, > Bomb Iraq. > > If you never were elected, bomb Iraq. > If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq. > If you think Saddam's gone mad, > With the weapons that he had, > And he tried to kill your dad, > Bomb Iraq. > > If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq. > If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq. > If your politics are sleazy, > And hiding that ain't easy, > And your manhood's getting queasy, > Bomb Iraq. > > Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq. > For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq. > Disagree? We'll call it treason, > Let's make war not love this season, > Even if we have no reason, > Bomb Iraq =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Spisuci....
http://zhivko.netbg.com/hmr/lst/
[JOKES] v naukata e istinata!
http://news.netinfo.bg/?tid=40&oid=389427
[JOKES] Da se pogavrim s bulgarite
Ne e joke, no... http://tribal.abv.bg/gavra/
[JOKES] Re: Druga Obqwa
Tazi obqwa nqma da q komentiram dali e po-ofanzivna ot predishnata, poneje mislq, che si izrazih mnogo iasno mnenieto veche. Samo nqkoilo zabelejki i poveche nqma da zanimawam horata s neprivetlivite si mneniq:: 1. Obqwata "drug shegadjiq" ne sym q pusnal az w bazar.dir.bg, nito sym q pusnal w [EMAIL PROTECTED],, no shte ti kaja edno - NE BIH q pusnal. 2. Wyprosnata obqwa ne wijdam kakwo obsto ima sys snimkata na Maria 12, koqto, shte me izwinish, ama ne znam kakwo i beshe smeshnoto. 3. Ne wijdam zashto se zaqjdash s MEN za neshto tolkowa ochewidno nepriemlivo, meko kazano, kato postwane na linkowe kym polugoli snimki na maloletni momicheta w jokes list na sirma. 4. "Obqwata" deto AZ q pusnah w jokes, moje i da e ofanzivna za nqkoi jeni bez chuwstwo za humor, za koeto greshkata e moq i se izwinqwam. Ako iskash da komentirame oshte, prosto mi se obadi, az poweche tuk nqma da pisha. Vozd - Original Message - From: "Stanislav Jordanov" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Ivan Terziev" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Jokes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 4:51 PM Subject: Druga Obqwa > Âîæäå, > ìîæåø ëè äà ìè êàæåø ñ êàêâî òàÿ îáÿâà å ïî-îôàíçèâíà îò ïðåäèøíàòà? > > - Original Message - > From: "Ivan Terziev" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "Jokes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 3:54 PM > Subject: [JOKES] Obqwa > > > > > > > > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Druga Obqwa
Âîæäå, ìîæåø ëè äà ìè êàæåø ñ êàêâî òàÿ îáÿâà å ïî-îôàíçèâíà îò ïðåäèøíàòà? - Original Message - From: "Ivan Terziev" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Jokes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 3:54 PM Subject: [JOKES] Obqwa > > > <>
[JOKES] Obqwa
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Re: [JOKES] potresavashto - SPAM
1. Obqsnih na Yassen offensive-nonoffensive
politikata.
2. Towa s 12-godishnite za men lichno ne
samo che e offensive, ami e moje bi poslednoto neshto, koeto bih se radwal da
polucha kato "joke", ne samo w edin jokes-list, a po wsqkakyw nachin.
Dolniqt link kakto i chatowete na taq tema wseki moje da si gi razglejda po swoe
usmotrenie i "vkus", no ne wijdam prichina da me prawqt syprichasten na takiwa
temi. Please do not post offensive jokes:)
Vozd
- Original Message -
From:
Stanislav Jordanov
To: Yasen Filipov ; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 12:12
PM
Subject: Re: [JOKES] potresavashto
Kato se izkliuchi che towa potresawashtoto sme go
cheli oshte predi nqkolko meseca (mislq pak w jokes),
chowek mozhe da si naprawi truda da potyrsi towa
efimerno syzdanie Maria_12 w web-a;
Takyw edin opit she byde uwenchan s (veroqtniq)
uspeh:
http://www.unibg.org/userinfo.html?nick=Maria_12
Sywpadenieto ne e 100% sigurno razbira se no
nqkoq ot informaciqta ot log-a opredeleno se potwyrzhdawa.
- Original Message -
From:
Yasen Filipov
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 11:20
AM
Subject: [JOKES]
potresavashto:
[JOKES] potresavashto:))))))))
Session Start: Sat Sep 22 15:17:25 2001
[15:17] hi
[15:17] kak
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[15:17] Maria_12 is ~[EMAIL PROTECTED] * klg
[15:17] Maria_12 on #rakovski #mg @#do_not_enter #sex #plovdiv
[15:17] Maria_12 using irc.techno-link.com Main ProLink's IRC server in Sofia
[15:17] Maria_12 Zurna te i si glutna a/s/l-to
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[15:17] e
[15:19] oki
[15:19] a ti
[15:20] verno li si na 12 godini?
[15:22] da 6toi
[15:23] aha
[15:23] idva li ti redovno?
[15:24] menzisa li
[15:24] ?
[15:25] mi da
[15:27] -> (Maria_12) PING
[15:27] [NW] CTCP PING reply from Maria_12: 3.788 seconds [NW]
[15:28] zasega da
[15:29] i kvo e 4uvstvoto
[15:29] gadno e
[15:29] boli li?
[15:30] ti kvo o4akva6
[15:30] *** Desert^girL has left IRC
[15:30] *** zEAL is on IRC
[15:30] mi ne mi e idvalo oshte i neznam , za tva pitam
[15:31] ti momi4e li si
[15:31] da
[15:31] sia 4atq s na batko nika
[15:31] *** nyxKaB_koTaPak is on IRC
[15:32] boli li?
[15:32] ti na kolko si
[15:32] 11
[15:33] ne e li ti idval o6te menzisa
[15:33] tc. ne e
[15:33] strah me e
[15:37] egho
[15:37] Niama takuv nick/channel Zamisli se za neogranichenite vuzmojnosti na tvoiata
fantazia Ako vse pak neide tam go ima, to moje da stane i realnost.
Session Close: Sat Sep 22 15:37:46 2001
Session Start: Sat Sep 22 15:41:56 2001
[15:41] Session Ident: Maria_12 ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
[15:41] kak se kazva6
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[15:41] Maria_12 is [EMAIL PROTECTED] * klg
[15:41] Maria_12 on #rakovski #mg #do_not_enter #sex #plovdiv
[15:41] Maria_12 using irc.techno-link.com Main ProLink's IRC server in Sofia
[15:41] Maria_12 Zurna te i si glutna a/s/l-to
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[15:42] -NS- Password accepted - you are now recognized
[15:42] Daniela
[15:42] az sam Maria
[15:42] pr. mi e
[15:42] i namen
[15:42] ima6 li snimka?
[15:42] nqmam scanirani
[15:42] ima6 li snimka?
[15:42] iska6 li da vidi6 moqta
[15:43] ami da
[15:43] dai mi
[15:43] www.snimka.com/maria12
[15:43] aha
[15:43] ei sia shte te vidq
[15:43] *** babe is on IRC
[15:44] kvo e spirala?
[15:44] *** Thestormer is on IRC
[15:44] *** Thestormer has left IRC
[15:44] ne znam
[15:44] za6to pita6
[15:44] *** assarel has left IRC
[15:44] shtoto i az neznam
[15:44] izpolzvash li tamponi?
[15:45] *** WiCkEd_sMiLe is on IRC
[15:46] az sam 164cm 50kg
[15:46] a ti
[15:46] *** WiCkEd_sMiLe has left IRC
[15:46] 145 35
[15:46] samo tqx
[15:47] *** LameMaster has left IRC
[15:47] kude uchish ?
[15:47] qvorov a ti
[15:47] MG-to
[15:47] 6-ti klas li si ?
[15:48] da
[15:48] vidq li snimkata mi
[15:48] vidqh q
[15:48] bikinite da ne sa ti vleznali v putkata?
[15:48] *** babe has left IRC
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Session Close: Sat Sep 22 16:31:33 2001
Session Start: Sat Sep 22 15:50:30 2001
[15:50] Session Ident: Maria_12^ ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
[15:50] ne 6to?
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[15:50] Maria_12^ is [EMAIL PROTECTED] * klg
[15:50] Maria_12^ on #rakovski #mg #do_not_enter #sex #plovdiv #amoeba
[15:50] Maria_12^ using irc.techno-link.com Main ProLink's IRC server in Sofia
[15:50] Maria_12^ Zurna te i si glutna a/s/l-to
-
[15:50] ami zashtoto kato gledam taka mi se struva
[15:51] nosish li prashki?
[15:51] e vqrno 4e sa se vpili malko
[15:51] ti kvo belio nosi6 ma
[15:51] *** nyxKaB_koTaPak has left IRC
[15:51] mi mama mi go kupuva
[15:52] pra6ki li?
[15:52] ne,nqmam
[15:52] az sutien ne nosq a ti
[15:52] mi az nqmam za kvo da nosq...nali razbirash
[15:53] *** babe is on IRC
[15:53] nqma6 li o6te cici
[15:53] ne
[15:54] imam ama sa mnogo malki , po4ti ne se zabelqzvat
[15:54] *** JunkieXL has left IRC
[15:54] xi4 li ma
[15:54] imam edna priqtelka deto si brusne putkata, ama mene me e strah
da ne se poreja
[15:55] a ti?
[15:57] -> (Maria_12^) PING
[15:57] az imam malko kosmi
[15:57] 6to da q brasna
[15:57] *** VAGABOND has left IRC
[15:57] [NW] CTCP PING reply from Maria_12^: 29.979 seconds [NW]
[15:57] *** zeal has left IRC
[15:58] pipala li si hui?
[15:58] 6te ti kaja ne6to ama 6te si mal4i6
[15:59] ami ok
[15:59] kaji
[15:59] *** LameMaster is on IRC
[15:59] az sam spala s mom4e
[15:59] ebahte li se?
[16:00] da
[16:00] 2 pati
[16:00] a ti pravi li mu svirka?
[16:01] ti pipala li si hui
[16:01] ?
[16:01] da, pipala sam
[16:01] ama ne sum spala s nikoi
[16:01] kvo e 4uvstvoto kogato huia mu pronikva v teb?
[16:02] mi parvo me zabolq
[16:02] use6tax kak ne6to toplo i tvardo se dviji v mene
[16:02] *** fenkata^^^ is on IRC
[16:02] *** SABRINA^ is on IRC
[16:02] devstvena li beshe?
[16:02] da
[16:03] a do orgazam stigna li?
[16:03] duxala sam a ti?
[16:03] i az sam duhala
[16:04] abe v sushtnost ne sum, samo go turkah v liceto mi
[16:04] ne sum go lizala
[16:04] vtoriqt pat
[16:04] kolko golqmo be mom4eto
[16:04] na 15
[16:05] golqm li mu be
[16:05] mi...neznam
[16:05] normalen
[16:05] a ti s kolko
[JOKES] Vylko Gyzurchev
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[JOKES] A lesson
I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable. One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car. Boyan KonstantinovSoftware Engineer Sofia IT Lab www.sofiaitlab.com [EMAIL PROTECTED]ICQ#:8853846 (+3592) 971 89 10(+3592) 971 89 11(+3592) 971 89 12
[JOKES] Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 11:06:05 +0200
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[JOKES] On Art :)
> > A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were > > staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The > > painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting > > on a park bench. > > > > Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle > > had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they > > were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his > > assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it > > depicted the sexual emasculation of Africans in a predominately > > white, patriarchal society. > > > > "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the > > pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression > > experienced by gay men in contemporary society." > > > > After the curator left, a Scottish man approached the couple and > > said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?" > > > > "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator > > of the gallery?" asked the couple. > > > > "Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there > > are no Blacks depicted at all. They're just three Scottish coal- > > miners. The only difference is that the guy in the middle went > > home for lunch! > > > > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] e ne znam dali anglichanite naistina sa takiwa....
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[JOKES] Date: Thu, 16 Jan 2003 16:32:43 +0200
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[JOKES] gipsy glasses
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[JOKES] Microsoft otvaria koda na Windows
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[JOKES] qotd
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[JOKES] Ebati kolko ni eksploatirat !
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[JOKES] Re: staja pod naem
Ami ako wse taka prodylzhawa da mi e trudno da idwam na rabota do 10:00 am, mozhe bi shte trqbwa da q naema. - Original Message - From: "Tsvetan Alexiev" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 5:19 PM Subject: staja pod naem > Zdrawejte, > pak malko spam :) > Tuka edno babe pitashe dali njakoj ot nashata firma bi jelal da naeme > staja pod naem na Hr. Botev 38a - 3 etaj. > Ako njakoj se interesuwa da swirka. > > Pozdrawi, > Ceco > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Re: [JOKES] UI :)
I az ne znam dali sa izpolzwali "Focus Groups" za da reshat che trqbwa da e sinq muha, no imam ideq zashto sa reshili da e "slightly to the left" - Mazhete znaqt zashto ;-) - Original Message - From: Stefan Dimov To: Jokes Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 5:00 PM Subject: [JOKES] UI :) http://maddog.weblogs.com/stories/storyReader$68
[JOKES] UI :)
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[JOKES] Dodge Viper (or at least its engine) forever !
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[JOKES] 32 things not to care about
32 Things you may not be aware of and really didn't care to know: 1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel. 2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. 3. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. 6. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. 7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2 by 3-1/2. 8. During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car can be seen in the distance. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! 10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. 11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000. 13. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver. 14. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan". There was never a recorded Wendy before. [Actually I wish this were still the case...whoops...did I say that out loud?] 15. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. 16. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. Who was the sadist who discovered this?? 17. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm. 18. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA". 19. The original name for butterfly was flutterby. 20. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. 21. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola. 22. Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet. 23. By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. GOOD FACT TO REMEMBER?? 24. Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. 25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look- alike contest. 26. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 27. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson". 28. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing. 29. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher. 30. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries. 31. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them. Not to mention the other drawback to farting in such a confined space 32. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!! . =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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[JOKES] Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 17:49:34 +0200
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Това е писмо до редакцията на Егоист: "Досега не съм ви писал въпреки че ви чета редовно (то четенето не е като писането, нали, но какво да се прави, аз много обичам да чета). Искам само едно нещо да ви питам - защо не напишете най-накрая за царя. Вие сте хубаво списание и макар аз да съм първа година студент в София (психология), се интересувам и от политика. Царя много ми допада с неговата аристокрация и добри обноски а вие доколкото разбирам, сте също фенове на това. Може там едно интервю да направите, още повече че той въпреки че не говори много вие явно знаете как да накарате хората да говорят и да бъдат честни. Ще ми стоплите душата много в тия студени дни ако обърнете внимание на усилията на този човек откакто е министър. Аз обичам да го гледам по телевизията, въпреки че всички го критикуват че не говорел. Вижте още Волтер как е казал че българския цар е гений и милостив, макар да говори за Крум, а не за Симеон II. Не може да не го харесвате, сигурен съм." Г. Койнов, e-mail Ето и отговора (в е72): "Така. Повика бурята, Койнов, и тя дойде, както каза веднъж Кърт Ръсел на гарата в Туумстоун. Царят, виж, велик не е. Просто възпитан човек, който, фигуративно казано се сблъска с товарния влак на неподражаемата родна реалност. Но това вече е казвано многократно. Онова, което е казвано по-рядко, е че в главата ви цари тотална бъркотия - вие горчиво потвърждавате английската поговорка "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing". Италианците пък наричат такива като вас "infarinati" - т.е. "посипани с брашно" - т.е. "повърхностно образовани", заради което, ако питате мен, и преценките ви са много подземни. Съдбоносно е, Койнов, човек да е чел внимателно, преди да пише каквото и да било, различно от писмо до майка си на село. Видимо реферирате към "тъкмо в този миг мина царят на българите... и понеже беше надарен с голям гений, от всичко което му казаха за Кандид, разбра, че младежът е метафизик и не знае нищо за земните неща; царят му дари живота, воден от милосърдие...". Какъв Крум, Койнов? В Кандид Волтер, по чисто негови си, волтеровски причини (вероятно за да обиди германския народ), нарича прусите "българи", а французите - "авари". "Българският цар", за който си прочел, но вероятно с едно око в телевизора, не е никой друг, освен пруският крал Фридрих II Барбароса. Но това не е чак толкова важно. По важното е че разби сърцето на един скромен редактор с глупостите си."
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