- Original Message -
From: Paul Drake <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, September 28, 2000 09:50
Subject: feeling creative? sqlerr haikus
> I'm sure that its been done before, but I was thinking about
humoring our> testing environment with sql error haikus.> >
> ORA-0: normal successful completion> can you believe
it?> nettest has been successful> this mac really works>
> > ORA-1: invalid cursor> query requested>
oracle on hold too long> up connect timeout> > >
ORA-00904: invalid column name> the column you seek> in this
schema exists not> library too new> > > ORA-01034
Oracle not available.> > the database is> within itself
currently> a patch, cold back up?> > > ORA-01403: no
data found> > cursor still wanting> more error handling
needed> rows left to fetch none
