[JOKES] MS rulez

[Stefan Kiryakov]

http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=827310






  
  

  Outlook 2003 Stops Responding After a Long Period of 
  Use 
   
  
  SYMPTOMSWhen you have the Outlook 2003 program window open for a 
  long time, Microsoft Outlook may stop responding. Also, if you view the 
  Processes tab in the Windows Task Manager dialog box while Outlook 2003 
  is running, you may see that Outlook is using an unexpectedly large amount 
  of memory. 
  
  CAUSEThis behavior may occur when both of the following 
  conditions are true: 
  
You use Outlook 2003 for a long time without minimizing or closing 
the Outlook 2003 program window.-and- 
The amount of random access memory (RAM) is large on your 
computer.
  
  MORE INFORMATIONWhile Outlook 2003 is running, it 
  periodically pages memory in and out of the process address space. When 
  the memory that is free is large, Outlook 2003 is permitted to have more 
  pages in memory. This increases the memory that is being used by Outlook 
  2003. When you minimize the Outlook 2003 program window, the pages are 
  switched so that the pages that are not required for user interaction are 
  switched out of memory. When you maximize the Outlook 2003 program window 
  again, the pages that are used for user interaction are switched in to 
  memory, and the memory usage begins to increase again. 
  
  The information in this article applies to:
  
Microsoft Office Outlook 2003
  


  Last 
Reviewed:
  9/15/2003 (1.0) 

  Keywords:
  kbnofix kbprb KB827310 
kbAudEndUser
  
  

Re: [JOKES] MS all around us

[Jogy]

Prevoda im struwal 3 milona dolara!?!?!?! Samo za 
Word i Outlook???



Jogy


- Original Message - 

  From: 
  borislav popov 
  
  To: jokes 
  Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 1:19 PM
  Subject: [JOKES] MS all around us
  
  http://www.mediapool.bg/site/business/2002/05/17/0004.shtml
  ...there is 
  a river of birds in migration -  a nation of women with 
  wings... 
  --Libana--

Re: [JOKES] MS all around us

[Stefan Dimov]

Ne moje da prevedem - niamame pravo da pipame MS 
produktite, a nie ne mojem i da im napishem analogichni produkti, zashtoto niama 
i tiah da mojem da prevedem - te shte sa na BULGARSKI - Catch 22

Ot catch 22 se izliza s oshte po-goliam paradoks: 
az predlagam da im napishem analogichni produkti na angliiski, da im gi 
prodadem za $17 000 000 i sled tova da im poiskameoshte 5 000 000 za 
prevod ... i da im preporychame da otdeliat niakoi drug milion za vishata 
dyrjavna administracia (t.e. za tah si)za kursove po BYLGARSKI ezik, 
zashtoto iavno osnovnia im problem s bylgarskia e che ne go 
razbirat

  - Original Message - 
  From: 
  Ivan 
  Terziev 
  To: Jogy ; jokes 
  Sent: Saturday, May 18, 2002 11:13 
  AM
  Subject: Re: [JOKES] MS all around 
  us
  
  Mi daite i nie da poprevedem neshto 
  ve:)))
  
- Original Message - 
From: 
Jogy 
To: jokes 
Sent: Saturday, May 18, 2002 1:58 
PM
Subject: Re: [JOKES] MS all around 
us

Prevoda im struwal 3 milona dolara!?!?!?! Samo 
za Word i Outlook???



Jogy


- Original Message - 

  From: 
  borislav 
  popov 
  To: jokes 
  Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 1:19 
  PM
  Subject: [JOKES] MS all around 
  us
  
  http://www.mediapool.bg/site/business/2002/05/17/0004.shtml
  ...there 
  is a river of birds in migration -  a nation of women with 
  wings... 
  --Libana--

[JOKES] MS all around us

[borislav popov]

http://www.mediapool.bg/site/business/2002/05/17/0004.shtml
...there is a 
river of birds in migration -  a nation of women with 
wings... 
--Libana--

Re: [JOKES] MS all around us

[~]

  - Original Message - 
  From: 
  Milena 
  To: borislav popov 
  Cc: jokes 
  Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 16:25
  Subject: Re: [JOKES] MS all around 
  us
  
  a ne izliza li po-ewtino da platqt 2 kursa po 
  anglijski i da si rabotqt na starite 98 i da pospestqt malko pari na 
  danykoplatcite

nai qkoto izkazvanee:

Пред вестника Калчев признава, че му е известно съществуването на 
безплатната софтуерна система "Линъкс", но тя била само на английски 


"...what you brought from your past, is of no use in 
your present. When you must choose a new path, do not bring old experiences 
with you. Those who strike out afresh, but who attempt to retain a little of 
the old life, end up torn apart by their own memories. "

[JOKES] MS Linux :)

[Stefan Dimov]

http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/1338825GHU_98.asp

[JOKES] MS

[Nikolai]

S cel povishavane na prihodite si, Microsoft obqvqva, che zapochva da
prodava reklamno mqsto vyrhu syobshteniqta za greshki.

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[JOKES] MS Linux: Shipping in November 2001

[Ognian Gerassimov]

http://www.mslinux.org