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Ne moje da prevedem - niamame pravo da pipame MS produktite, a nie ne mojem i da im napishem analogichni produkti, zashtoto niama i tiah da mojem da prevedem - te shte sa na BULGARSKI - Catch 22 Ot catch 22 se izliza s oshte po-goliam paradoks: az predlagam da im napishem analogichni produkti na angliiski, da im gi prodadem za $17 000 000 i sled tova da im poiskame oshte 5 000 000 za prevod ... i da im preporychame da otdeliat niakoi drug milion za vishata dyrjavna administracia (t.e. za tah si) za kursove po BYLGARSKI ezik, zashtoto iavno osnovnia im problem s bylgarskia e che ne go razbirat - Original Message - From: Ivan Terziev To: Jogy ; jokes Sent: Saturday, May 18, 2002 11:13 AM Subject: Re: [JOKES] MS all around us Mi daite i nie da poprevedem neshto ve:))) - Original Message - From: Jogy To: jokes Sent: Saturday, May 18, 2002 1:58 PM Subject: Re: [JOKES] MS all around us Prevoda im struwal 3 milona dolara!?!?!?! Samo za Word i Outlook??? Jogy - Original Message - From: borislav popov To: jokes Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 1:19 PM Subject: [JOKES] MS all around us http://www.mediapool.bg/site/business/2002/05/17/0004.shtml ...there is a river of birds in migration - a nation of women with wings... --Libana--
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Re: [JOKES] MS all around us
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Re: [JOKES] MS all around us
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