[lace-chat] Re: Accents in movies

2003-07-11 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Friday, Jul 11, 2003, at 18:26 US/Eastern, Angel Skubic wrote:

What amazes me are the amount of non American Actors that use American
accents in Hollywood films that are filmed on locations here in the 
USA.
I don't see as many films now as I used to (throughout my teens it was 
at least twice a week plus any festival/revival, plus a film club once 
a week), so can't say I notice much how well someone is doing an 
accent. But what I do notice, and it bugs the heck out of me is, is the 
un-necessarily put on foreign accent. What I mean is this: an American 
film (or sound track), taking place, say, in Italy. And *everyone* 
speaks funny English. Why on Earth? The Italians don't sound funny 
to one another, when they talk; the only time funny English in 
translation would make sense would be if a foreigner visited in Italy 
and spoke Italian...

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Tamara P Duvall
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Lexington, Virginia,  USA
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Dead cat.

2003-07-11 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
Speaking of accents... :)

From: J.F.
A small boy told his teacher that he had found a dead cat behind his 
house.

How did you know the cat was dead?  asked the teacher.

 I pissed in his ear

YOU DID WHAT??? How did you do it?

I lifted his ear, put my mouth really close and went pssst and he did
nothing
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Tamara P Duvall
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[lace-chat] Butch and Sundance

2003-07-11 Thread Shirley Meier
Helen Bell, sucker for The Only James Bond, Sean Connery

 Ditto  Helen, he is the only James Bond.
Shirley in Corio,Oz.
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[lace-chat] Secret pal thank you

2003-07-11 Thread bookbinder
Dear Secret Pal:

 I got the package today and was very impressed at how early
 you were!  I mean, it's only the 11th and here is August's
 package (ok, so now you have a clue about how totally confused
 I am).  How did you know we would be on vacation the first week
 of August!  I was so impressed with your ultra-organization.

 And, even though I thought it was for August, I ripped into it.
 Ate the candy immediately, will bathe with the aloe/cucumber soap
 (the whole package smelled of it, so lovely), will bathe Sunday in
 the green tea bath salt, will have to put my glasses on to put the 
 tiny Mouse Trap game together (and not drink coffee for a day
 so I have steady hands), quickly put the lace roll away to use 
 someday when I actually have enough lace to roll up, have found 
 some GREAT instructions for preparing poppy plants by freezing the 
 seeds and then starting them (which is good because my very kind 
 and hardworking gardener keeps clearing away my poppy starts) 
 and to top it all off, the goddess pendant was a bonus.  
 If you can easily get another, that would be lovely because my 
 son appropriated it.  That is when I realized this package was 
 a not-so tardy July package.  

 Your special spot for tatting is beautiful and looks much cooler 
 than we have been today.

 What a treat-- unanticipated presents.  Poor memory and organiz-
 ation has its benefits.

 Sue Ellen
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[lace-chat] The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

2003-07-11 Thread Clive and Betty Ann Rice
Since we're on about movies and favorite stars, we recall The Good, The
Bad, and The Ugly.  Here's another version...

Betty Ann in Roanoke, Virginia USA
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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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