[lace-chat] Sydney weather

2004-08-15 Thread Ruth Budge
Those Australian spiders in South Australia and Victoria, and those of you in
other parts of the world where you've been getting too much rain lately, might
be interested to know:

I've spent the last couple of hours watching a huge, very, very black, low (if
we had chimney pots, it would've got tangled up with them!) cloud slowing
inching its way towards me.  I became very excited, anticipating at the very
least an extremely heavy shower.it looked like the sort of cloud which
should inundate the whole area!

It hovered right over my house.and tried, and tried.   

Eventually, it managed just enough gentle spits to *just* wet the path and road
before it sauntered off to tantalise someone else!

Ww!  Now I'm having a Helen-in-Denver-type tantrum!   *I want rain*!!!

Ruth Budge (Sydney, Australia)

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[lace-chat] newspaper jokes

2004-08-15 Thread Lynn Weasenforth
Actually Taken From Classified Ad's In Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile. Better be 
reward.

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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale

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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

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(AND THE BEST ONE)



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Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married 
last month. Wife knows everything.

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RE: [lace-chat] Garfield and lace

2004-08-15 Thread Darlene Mulholland
Oops! Sorry everyone - sometimes things do not move at the speed we expect.
I sent my previous message regarding Garfield yesterday afternoon and for
some reason it did not show up on the list until after the daily strip had
been changed. I was of course referring to the previous one with the spider
and the lace like web so if you go to the vault and check out the strip for
the previous day that is the one I shared. 

Garfield also has some funny knitting ones where he talks to balls of wool. 

Darlene Mulholland 
www.darlenem.com



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