[lace-chat] Silly, silly joke

2006-05-21 Thread chh
Morning, Spiders!  I don't usually indulge in jokes here *but* this was such a
groaner I had to pass it along.

May your threads never tangle,
Cindy

Cindy Hutton
Norfolk, Virginia  USA



Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers were having dinner at an expensive New York
restaurant. It was the place to be seen and both had dressed for the occasion.
Ginger was resplendent in a ball gown and diamond tiara while Fred wore his
smartest morning suit. But the evening was marred when the waiter bringing
their deserts tripped and covered Fred from head to toe in treacle sponge.

I'm terribly sorry, said the waiter. You should be replied Fred, Thanks
to you I've got pudding on my top hat, pudding on my white tie, pudding on my
tails.

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[lace-chat] Secret Pal Thanks

2006-05-21 Thread Carol Adkinson
My dear Secret Pal,

Well - another lovely package, and timed just right too!The card is
beautiful, with lovely words, so I will treasure that.   Friends have been so
kind, and sent such lovely cards, and they all help to make an awful situation
just that bit more bearable.

The 23rd Psalm is one of my favourites, and, along with the other little card
'God is before me' has gone straight into my Missal - I am so pleased with
them both, and again, will treasure them.

The beads are great - I love spangling, and I very often get the urge to
re-spangle bobbins, so I will have a good supply of beads to use!The tin
is lovely too - I love collecting tins of all sorts of shapes and sizes, so
you can rest assured that it will be put to good use - possibly as a safe
haven for beads and ready-made up spangles, so I do thank you for it.   The
chocolates inside it didn't last very long at all, so you can guess how
pleased we were with those ...

The thread is great - you can never have too much thread, can you!The
patterns I am (still) designing for my sister's charity tend to use the DMC
crochet cotton, so it will be well-used indeed.

Lastly, the little book of Hope is lovely, and so inspirational - I have kept
it by my bed, with my prayer books, so it is used almost every night!

Thank you so much for your gifts - I think of you each time they are used, and
I am so grateful!

Love and God Bless,

Carol - in Suffolk UK - where it is wet and not as warm as it should be!As
soon as they slap a hose-pipe ban on us, the rain appears - maybe a hose-pipe
ban is the UK equivalent of a rain dance ...

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[lace-chat] What am I doing now?

2006-05-21 Thread Agnes Boddington
Just about to set up a simple bookmark. Pricking done, now spangling the 
bobbins. I am attending a craft fair on Bank Hol Monday, first time 
ever, and just want a simple demonstration piece if needed. I was going 
to plant some vegetable seeds today, but my plot is like a mud bath and 
it is raining! The authorities tell you to save and store water, but all 
my rainbutts are full up. that means that I have about 650 gallons of 
the stuff stored. My greenhouse is full of plants ready to go out, but 
it is a bit fresh to harden them off.
Apart from that, I am not doing a lot at the moment, but hopefully after 
this week, when teaching finishes for me till September, I'll have time 
to make some lace, cross stitch etc., that is if it rains.
Agnes Boddington  
Bobbin Maker - will ship worldwide.


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