[LUTE] Re: theorbo on airplane

2014-06-19 Thread Christopher Wilke


On Wed, 6/18/14, John Lenti johnle...@hotmail.com wrote:
 
 So that's just four
 incidents in maybe 120 flights.

Just four incidents!? That's pathetic. Who would feel like getting on an 
airplane at all if passengers faced the same odds of coming out the other end 
unharmed? What kind of review would be written about a concert in which the 
ensemble couldn't even make it through the same percentage of pieces?

Folks, we need to stop buying the airlines' schtick that delivering goods 
intact is some kind of incredible courtesy. They are in the transportation 
business and are PAID to transport people and goods safely and effectively. 
Most stories, (like John's of instruments being dropped from great heights or 
run over by trucks) tell of either gross incompetence, willful negligence or 
outright malevolence on the part of handlers. That should happen basically 0% 
of the time.

I think the only reasonable solution is to enact a new policy: whenever a 
damage report is filed, the entire baggage crew responsible must get into 
locked coffins, be loaded/unloaded on the next outgoing plane by their fellow 
baggage teams and make the flight in the unpressurized cargo hold. If they 
survive, damages will go way down in the future.

Chris

Dr. Christopher Wilke D.M.A.
Lutenist, Guitarist and Composer
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[LUTE] Re: theorbo on airplane

2014-06-19 Thread David van Ooijen
   In the Dutch news last week: a cat had been 'lost' in transit. It was
   refused as handluggage, put in a basket, whatever, and checked in to be
   put int the warm and pressurised part of the the hold. On arrival there
   was no cat. I've had some bad experiences with luggage on planes, but
   never this sad a story.
   David

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   On 19 June 2014 16:21, Christopher Wilke [3]chriswi...@yahoo.com
   wrote:

 
 On Wed, 6/18/14, John Lenti [4]johnle...@hotmail.com wrote:
 A So that's just four
 A incidents in maybe 120 flights.
 Just four incidents!? That's pathetic. Who would feel like getting
 on an airplane at all if passengers faced the same odds of coming
 out the other end unharmed? What kind of review would be written
 about a concert in which the ensemble couldn't even make it through
 the same percentage of pieces?
 Folks, we need to stop buying the airlines' schtick that delivering
 goods intact is some kind of incredible courtesy. They are in the
 transportation business and are PAID to transport people and goods
 safely and effectively. Most stories, (like John's of instruments
 being dropped from great heights or run over by trucks) tell of
 either gross incompetence, willful negligence or outright
 malevolence on the part of handlers. That should happen basically 0%
 of the time.
 I think the only reasonable solution is to enact a new policy:
 whenever a damage report is filed, the entire baggage crew
 responsible must get into locked coffins, be loaded/unloaded on the
 next outgoing plane by their fellow baggage teams and make the
 flight in the unpressurized cargo hold. If they survive, damages
 will go way down in the future.
 Chris
 Dr. Christopher Wilke D.M.A.
 Lutenist, Guitarist and Composer
 [5]www.christopherwilke.com

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[LUTE] Re: theorbo on airplane

2014-06-18 Thread John Lenti
   I had one of those Czech cases. It survived a good long while, before
   it was destroyed, but honestly I think it was a freak accident. There
   is no good way to travel with a theorbo. If the airline says so, you'll
   have to check it and it might cost a lot of money if the agent decides
   it's oversize. If you can get it onto the plane in an extra seat,
   great. One crucial thing in the event that you have to check it is to
   slack the strings completely. It doesn't prevent the theorbo from
   getting smashed, but it will keep it from pulling itself apart, and it
   does make the instrument a little more resilient in the event of it
   being dropped or something. I do this weekly during the concert season
   and other than one time that the case went through Miami airport's
   theorbo guillotine (which is more humane than many other theorbo
   execution methods), one time the Czech case was dropped from a great
   height (I think), either in Detroit or in Seattle and the case wasn't
   damaged but a rib was broken and the seam opened most of the way around
   the top, and the time the Czech case was run over by a truck at Oakland
   Airport (was all I could surmise) and the end of the neck extension was
   wrenched off, spiral fracture style, my theorbo has always made it
   there in one piece. So that's just four incidents in maybe 120 flights.
   Oh yeah, except when I didn't slack the strings and the seams opened on
   top because any tension at all on the strings makes the instrument want
   to fold in half at low temperatures, and whichever glue joint is
   weakest will be the one to let go, and if you have tension on the
   strings when your theorbo is in the freezing cold hold of a plane, woe
   betide you. It's also kind of cathartic to finish a gig and pull all
   the tuning pegs out (ftpt, fthpt, ftpt they say as they
   wind down!), and put your theorbo in its case (also, ensure that the
   instrument is totally immobilized in there!) secure in the knowledge
   that there's a fairly good chance it'll be just fine and if not, well,
   the outpouring of sympathy and outrage on Facebook when you post the
   pictures is immensely gratifying.
   Good luck!
   John
Date: Tue, 17 Jun 2014 22:20:49 +0200
CC: lute@cs.dartmouth.edu
From: davidvanooi...@gmail.com
Subject: [LUTE] Re: theorbo on airplane
   
I've always taken my theorbo and archlute on an extra seat, but have
only flown in Europe with it. It's a hassle, a bother, never want to
   do
it, but I prefer it to checking it in. Mine is a toy theorbo with a
case of about 175. I understand some airline companies only accept
instruments up to 140 as extra seat. I have a smallish archlute with
   a
case of 140. I prefer flying with that one. Well, I prefer flying
   with
the little 6-course, but that's not always an option.
YMMV
David
   
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On 17 June 2014 19:28, Susanne Herre [3]mandolinens...@web.de
   wrote:
   
Dear all,
Sorry for a question which arises often here. I have to fly with my
theorbo whose case is 1,63m long and I am wondering if it may fit on
an extra seat. The body goes into the neck at approx. 56 cm and it
is 40cm wide.
Otherwise what are your experiences with theorboes in flightcases
(in this case: the grey-white Czech one) in the storage of the
plane?
Would be nice if you could share your experiences!
Thank you and all the best,
Susanne
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[LUTE] Re: theorbo on airplane

2014-06-17 Thread David van Ooijen
   I've always taken my theorbo and archlute on an extra seat, but have
   only flown in Europe with it. It's a hassle, a bother, never want to do
   it, but I prefer it to checking it in. Mine is a toy theorbo with a
   case of about 175. I understand some airline companies only accept
   instruments up to 140 as extra seat. I have a smallish archlute with a
   case of 140. I prefer flying with that one. Well, I prefer flying with
   the little 6-course, but that's not always an option.
   YMMV
   David

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   On 17 June 2014 19:28, Susanne Herre [3]mandolinens...@web.de wrote:

 Dear all,
 Sorry for a question which arises often here. I have to fly with my
 theorbo whose case is 1,63m long and I am wondering if it may fit on
 an extra seat. The body goes into the neck at approx. 56 cm and it
 is 40cm wide.
 Otherwise what are your experiences with theorboes in flightcases
 (in this case: the grey-white Czech one) in the storage of the
 plane?
 Would be nice if you could share your experiences!
 Thank you and all the best,
 Susanne
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