Re: [MBZ] Joke Of The Day
Oh, that's a good one! On Wed, Jun 27, 2012 at 8:30 PM, Rick Knoble wrote: > > A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two > weeks and needs to borrow $5000. For collateral, he offers his new Mercedes > Benz S-Class. The bank is satisfied and parks it in their secured underground > garage. Two weeks later to the day, the man returns to the bank, repays the > $5000 and interest of $15.41. The loan officer says inquiringly, "Sir, we > were delighted to have your business but, in checking your credit, we learned > you are a multimillionaire. Why ever did you need to borrow $5000? "Where > else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for $15.41? " > > Rick > Sent from my iPhone > ___ > http://www.okiebenz.com > For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com > To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
[MBZ] Joke Of The Day
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. For collateral, he offers his new Mercedes Benz S-Class. The bank is satisfied and parks it in their secured underground garage. Two weeks later to the day, the man returns to the bank, repays the $5000 and interest of $15.41. The loan officer says inquiringly, "Sir, we were delighted to have your business but, in checking your credit, we learned you are a multimillionaire. Why ever did you need to borrow $5000? "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for $15.41? " Rick Sent from my iPhone ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
Re: [MBZ] Joke of the Day
I heard that there is finally conclusive proof that Osama bin Laden and Moomar Gadafffy are dead -- they both registered to vote in Chicago last week. --R On 11/7/11 12:49 PM, Randy Bennell wrote: Don't know if you have heard this one but the Lt Gov of Newfoundland got in hot water recently for telling it. It goes like this: I was talking to a fellow who told me he was feeling depressed about the economy, his retirement plans, the declining value of his pension, the cost of oil, the wars going on in the world, etc. He said he called a suicide hotline and got transferred to a call center in Pakistan. He said, when he told them he was feeling suicidal, they got all excited and wanted to know if he could drive a truck. Randy On 07/11/2011 11:32 AM, Dan Penoff wrote: Working in education makes this even more enjoyable: Q: How do you get a liberal arts major off of your porch? A: Pay him for the pizza. Try the veal, folks, it's really good Dan Sent from my iPhone ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
Re: [MBZ] Joke of the Day
Don't know if you have heard this one but the Lt Gov of Newfoundland got in hot water recently for telling it. It goes like this: I was talking to a fellow who told me he was feeling depressed about the economy, his retirement plans, the declining value of his pension, the cost of oil, the wars going on in the world, etc. He said he called a suicide hotline and got transferred to a call center in Pakistan. He said, when he told them he was feeling suicidal, they got all excited and wanted to know if he could drive a truck. Randy On 07/11/2011 11:32 AM, Dan Penoff wrote: Working in education makes this even more enjoyable: Q: How do you get a liberal arts major off of your porch? A: Pay him for the pizza. Try the veal, folks, it's really good Dan Sent from my iPhone ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
[MBZ] Joke of the Day
Working in education makes this even more enjoyable: Q: How do you get a liberal arts major off of your porch? A: Pay him for the pizza. Try the veal, folks, it's really good Dan Sent from my iPhone ___ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
