Re: [MBZ] OT: STATE FAIR

[pm7088]

My favorite iteration of this story has to do with Calvin Coolidge and his 
YOUNG wife. The first time I was told this story, I was so young it had to be 
explained to me! 

While touring a farm, Mrs. Coolidge expressed amazement at the mating habits of 
a rooster. She asked the guide to bring that point to the attention of the next 
group, which included her husband. 

"Mrs. Coolidge was fascinated that our roosters mate 10 or 15 times a day" 
explained the guide to Silent Cal. 

Call drew a few times on his ever present cigar and opined, "Bet you use a 
fresh hen each time". 


-- 

Peter Arnold 

Windsor, CT 

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From: "Mitch Haley"  
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Sent: Tuesday, June 2, 2009 11:07:01 AM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern 
Subject: Re: [MBZ] OT: STATE FAIR 


Benny Hill had a similar idea. (fast forward to 2:25 if you don't want to watch 
the whole thing) 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU4TMKCwtOA 

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Re: [MBZ] OT: STATE FAIR

[Mitch Haley]

Benny Hill had a similar idea. (fast forward to 2:25 if you don't want to watch 
the whole thing)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU4TMKCwtOA

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[MBZ] OT: STATE FAIR

[archer]

I wasn't sure if I should send this to my female friends.  (grin)Gerry









My wife and I went to the state fair and one of 
the first 

exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.  
 

We went up to the first pen and there was a 
sign 

attached that said,  

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' 




My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs 
...Smiled 

and said, 

'He mated 50 times last year.' 


We walked to the second pen which had a sign 

attached that said, 

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' 


My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 

'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! . 

You could learn a lot from him.' 


We walked to the third pen and it had a sign 

attached that said, 
in capital letters, 

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR' 





My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly 

broke my ribs, and said, 


'That's once a day. 

You could REALLY learn something 

from this one.'




I looked at her and said, 
'Go over and ask him  

if it was with the same 

old cow.' 









My condition has been upgraded 

from critical  


to stable and I should 

eventually make a full recovery. 
 

 

 

 

 




 




   

 

   








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