Re: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe

2011-11-23 Thread MexicoDoug

Now, inquiring minds want to know---are you speaking from expierence??

Hi John,

As far as grunt work who hasn't at one time or another - In my case as 
a young chemist my first job involved major grunt-work exercising 
non-ideal gaseous equations of state for different chemical compounds 
in the upper atmosphere.


The grunt-work paid off though and was great fun and that nerdy stuff 
led to a successful project to formulate #5 for Channel, which then ...


... unexpectedly led to demonstrating the fine spray patterns as the 
young face of technical service when visiting the top fragrance 
companies; being introduced to a wild sales force and given a company 
charge card in the era that no one audited our expense reports as long 
as we left the clients happy.


Hope that satisfies the inquiry!

What's wrong with the world today is that no one wants to grunt 
anymore, but those that do get their hands dirty are frequently 
admirable achievers:


http://www.lindseypollak.com/archives/why-%E2%80%9Cgrunt-work%E2%80%9D-matters

Kindest wishes
Doug




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From: John Lutzon j...@hc.fdn.com
To: MexicoDoug mexicod...@aim.com
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Sent: Tue, Nov 22, 2011 8:48 pm
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe


Hello Doug,

Just got in and had a good laugh.

Now, inquiring minds want to know---are you speaking from expierence??

John

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From: MexicoDoug mexicod...@aim.com
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countde...@earthlink.net
Sent: Tuesday, November 22, 2011 4:33 PM
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe


Come on guys, I say hope the Grunt spacecraft grunts even louder ... 

-
some nicer words in this terrible setback for the exploration of 

space

whether by Russians, Chinese or the rest of us.

Please don't forget that the sexiest grunting comes from the best 

examples
of the female animal of our species when in their prime; especially 

hot

Russian women (I'm referring to the tennis players):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LawWhZcmV0



http://www.metacafe.com/watch/74044/maria_sharapova_in_sports_illustrated_swimsuit/




http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/tennis/wimbledon/5578662/Wimbledon-2009-top-10-grunters-on-the-womens-tour.html




http://www.iol.co.za/sport/i-will-continue-to-grunt-maria-tells-moaners-1.559623


Kindest wishes
Doug




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Sent: Tue, Nov 22, 2011 3:52 pm
Subject: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe


The Count wrote:

Strange things can happen to your spacecraft

Especially if the probe is called  * g r u n t *

(grunt = a short low sound an animal makes in its throat)

Sometimes nomen est omen ;-)

Cheers,

Bernd


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Re: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe

2011-11-22 Thread Count Deiro
Just an off handed comment to all,

 Russia and China are being reminded that it isn't smart to screw around with 
the United States of America strategically, or economically. Strange things can 
happen to your spacecraft, nuclear programs, computer systems and the life 
spans of some of your more brillant scientists. If you believe that all that 
tonnage was to launch a single planetary probe...you be naive'.

Count Deiro
IMCA 3536 MetSoc 


-Original Message-
From: Ron Baalke baa...@zagami.jpl.nasa.gov
Sent: Nov 22, 2011 9:57 AM
To: Meteorite Mailing List meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com
Subject: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15841896

Little hope for stuck Phobos Grunt probe

By Jonathan Amos 
BBC News
November 22, 2011


Phobos-Grunt - Mishap sequence
* 9 Nov: The probe launches successfully on its Zenit rocket from
  the Baikonur Cosmodrome
* It is dropped off 11 minutes later in an elliptical orbit some
  345km above the Earth
* Two firings from the probe's hydrazine-fuelled cruise stage were
  planed over South America
* The first, lasting 11.5 minutes, should have raised the orbit of
  Phobos-Grunt to 4,000km
* A second burn, four hours into the mission, was to have sent the
  probe on a path to Mars
* Russian space agency officials say neither burn on the big cruise
  stage took place
* The probe remains in a low-Earth orbit while the anomaly is
  investigated by engineers
* After two weeks, contact is still impossible; but the probe
  maintains its orbit
* Eventually, it would fall back to Earth. Roscosmos says perhaps
  between December and February

The Russian space agency has conceded there is now little chance of
reviving its Mars mission, Phobos-Grunt.

The probe has been stuck circling the Earth since its launch on 9
November, unable to fire the engine that would take it on to the Red Planet.

Engineers have tried in vain to contact the spacecraft, and Roscosmos
deputy head Vitaliy Davydov said the situation now looked very grim.

One should be a realist, he was quoted as saying by RIA Novosti.

If we've been unable to establish communication with [Phobos-Grunt] for
such a long time, there are few chances that we shall fulfil the
expedition now, were his comments reported by the Russian news agency
at a press conference in mission control centre at Korolev on the
outskirts of Moscow.

If we establish contact [with the probe] and begin to understand what's
wrong with it, then we shall be able to draw some conclusions, Davydov
said.

Later, another Russian news agency, Interfax, quoted Davydov as saying
that Phobos-Grunt might fall from orbit anytime between late December
2011 and February 2012.

It is an interesting question how [the probe] will behave. There is
fuel on board. If there is an explosion, it is one thing, but if it
simply starts falling apart with no explosion, then it is another
thing, Interfax reported the deputy head as saying.

The spacecraft weighed some 13 tonnes at launch - double the mass of
Nasa's recently re-entered UARS satellite.

What is more, most of the 13 tonnes is made up by the propellants
unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine (UDMH) and dinitrogen tetroxide (DTO),
both of which are toxic.

If the Phobos-Grunt mission is truly lost, then professional and amateur
groups will be modelling its orbit in an attempt to determine precisely
where and when it might come down.

As with UARS, much of the spacecraft will burn up in the atmosphere; but
any parts made of high-temperature metals, such as titanium or stainless
steel, stand a chance of making it all the way to the surface.

Indeed, it is the fuel tanks that often survive the fall because their
spherical shapes enable them to spin up and dissipate heat more easily.

However, the probability is that any debris would hit the ocean, given
that more than 70% of the Earth's surface is covered by water. This was
the case with UARS and the German Rosat X-Ray telescope that returned to
Earth last month.

To date, Phobos-Grunt has been maintaining its orbit, but trackers will
be monitoring the spacecraft closely to catch any change in its behaviour.

The probe was built to land on the Martian moon Phobos and scoop up rock
for return to Earth. Such a venture would yield fascinating new insights
into the origin of the 27km-wide moon and the planet it circles.

The mission was also notable because China's first Mars satellite,
Yinghuo-1, was launched piggy-back on the main Russian spacecraft.

jonathan.amos-inter...@bbc.co.uk 
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Re: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe

2011-11-22 Thread Count Deiro
Bernd wrote:

(grunt= a short low sound and animal makes in its throat)

It also is in the American English vernacular as meaning: 

(A basic U.S. Army infantry rifleman)

Best to Bernd and our associates around the world for good health, and to all 
Americans of faith, a Happy Thanksgiving!

Count Deiro
IMCA 3536 MetSoc 



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From: Bernd V. Pauli bernd.pa...@paulinet.de
Sent: Nov 22, 2011 12:52 PM
To: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com
Subject: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe

The Count wrote:

Strange things can happen to your spacecraft

Especially if the probe is called  * g r u n t *

(grunt = a short low sound an animal makes in its throat)

Sometimes nomen est omen ;-)

Cheers,

Bernd


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Re: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe

2011-11-22 Thread MexicoDoug
Come on guys, I say hope the Grunt spacecraft grunts even louder ... - 
some nicer words in this terrible setback for the exploration of space 
whether by Russians, Chinese or the rest of us.


Please don't forget that the sexiest grunting comes from the best 
examples of the female animal of our species when in their prime; 
especially hot Russian women (I'm referring to the tennis players):


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LawWhZcmV0

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/74044/maria_sharapova_in_sports_illustrated_swimsuit/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/tennis/wimbledon/5578662/Wimbledon-2009-top-10-grunters-on-the-womens-tour.html

http://www.iol.co.za/sport/i-will-continue-to-grunt-maria-tells-moaners-1.559623

Kindest wishes
Doug




-Original Message-
From: Bernd V. Pauli bernd.pa...@paulinet.de
To: meteorite-list meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com
Sent: Tue, Nov 22, 2011 3:52 pm
Subject: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe


The Count wrote:

Strange things can happen to your spacecraft

Especially if the probe is called  * g r u n t *

(grunt = a short low sound an animal makes in its throat)

Sometimes nomen est omen ;-)

Cheers,

Bernd


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Re: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe

2011-11-22 Thread Guenther
Hey Count,

That is really funny! Thanks for the good laugh.

Hopefully not true but I am sure it would be very easy for them to secretly
mess with other spacecrafts if they wanted to.

Abe

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[mailto:meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com] On Behalf Of Count
Deiro
Sent: Tuesday, November 22, 2011 3:20 PM
To: Ron Baalke; Meteorite Mailing List
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe

Just an off handed comment to all,

 Russia and China are being reminded that it isn't smart to screw around
with the United States of America strategically, or economically. Strange
things can happen to your spacecraft, nuclear programs, computer systems and
the life spans of some of your more brillant scientists. If you believe
that all that tonnage was to launch a single planetary probe...you be
naive'.

Count Deiro
IMCA 3536 MetSoc 


-Original Message-
From: Ron Baalke baa...@zagami.jpl.nasa.gov
Sent: Nov 22, 2011 9:57 AM
To: Meteorite Mailing List meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com
Subject: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15841896

Little hope for stuck Phobos Grunt probe

By Jonathan Amos 
BBC News
November 22, 2011


Phobos-Grunt - Mishap sequence
* 9 Nov: The probe launches successfully on its Zenit rocket from
  the Baikonur Cosmodrome
* It is dropped off 11 minutes later in an elliptical orbit some
  345km above the Earth
* Two firings from the probe's hydrazine-fuelled cruise stage were
  planed over South America
* The first, lasting 11.5 minutes, should have raised the orbit of
  Phobos-Grunt to 4,000km
* A second burn, four hours into the mission, was to have sent the
  probe on a path to Mars
* Russian space agency officials say neither burn on the big cruise
  stage took place
* The probe remains in a low-Earth orbit while the anomaly is
  investigated by engineers
* After two weeks, contact is still impossible; but the probe
  maintains its orbit
* Eventually, it would fall back to Earth. Roscosmos says perhaps
  between December and February

The Russian space agency has conceded there is now little chance of
reviving its Mars mission, Phobos-Grunt.

The probe has been stuck circling the Earth since its launch on 9
November, unable to fire the engine that would take it on to the Red
Planet.

Engineers have tried in vain to contact the spacecraft, and Roscosmos
deputy head Vitaliy Davydov said the situation now looked very grim.

One should be a realist, he was quoted as saying by RIA Novosti.

If we've been unable to establish communication with [Phobos-Grunt] for
such a long time, there are few chances that we shall fulfil the
expedition now, were his comments reported by the Russian news agency
at a press conference in mission control centre at Korolev on the
outskirts of Moscow.

If we establish contact [with the probe] and begin to understand what's
wrong with it, then we shall be able to draw some conclusions, Davydov
said.

Later, another Russian news agency, Interfax, quoted Davydov as saying
that Phobos-Grunt might fall from orbit anytime between late December
2011 and February 2012.

It is an interesting question how [the probe] will behave. There is
fuel on board. If there is an explosion, it is one thing, but if it
simply starts falling apart with no explosion, then it is another
thing, Interfax reported the deputy head as saying.

The spacecraft weighed some 13 tonnes at launch - double the mass of
Nasa's recently re-entered UARS satellite.

What is more, most of the 13 tonnes is made up by the propellants
unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine (UDMH) and dinitrogen tetroxide (DTO),
both of which are toxic.

If the Phobos-Grunt mission is truly lost, then professional and amateur
groups will be modelling its orbit in an attempt to determine precisely
where and when it might come down.

As with UARS, much of the spacecraft will burn up in the atmosphere; but
any parts made of high-temperature metals, such as titanium or stainless
steel, stand a chance of making it all the way to the surface.

Indeed, it is the fuel tanks that often survive the fall because their
spherical shapes enable them to spin up and dissipate heat more easily.

However, the probability is that any debris would hit the ocean, given
that more than 70% of the Earth's surface is covered by water. This was
the case with UARS and the German Rosat X-Ray telescope that returned to
Earth last month.

To date, Phobos-Grunt has been maintaining its orbit, but trackers will
be monitoring the spacecraft closely to catch any change in its behaviour.

The probe was built to land on the Martian moon Phobos and scoop up rock
for return to Earth. Such a venture would yield fascinating new insights
into the origin of the 27km-wide moon and the planet it circles.

The mission was also

Re: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe

2011-11-22 Thread John Lutzon


Hello Doug,

Just got in and had a good laugh.

Now, inquiring minds want to know---are you speaking from expierence??

John

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From: MexicoDoug mexicod...@aim.com
To: bernd.pa...@paulinet.de; meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com; 
countde...@earthlink.net

Sent: Tuesday, November 22, 2011 4:33 PM
Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe


Come on guys, I say hope the Grunt spacecraft grunts even louder ... - 
some nicer words in this terrible setback for the exploration of space 
whether by Russians, Chinese or the rest of us.


Please don't forget that the sexiest grunting comes from the best examples 
of the female animal of our species when in their prime; especially hot 
Russian women (I'm referring to the tennis players):


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LawWhZcmV0

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/74044/maria_sharapova_in_sports_illustrated_swimsuit/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/tennis/wimbledon/5578662/Wimbledon-2009-top-10-grunters-on-the-womens-tour.html

http://www.iol.co.za/sport/i-will-continue-to-grunt-maria-tells-moaners-1.559623

Kindest wishes
Doug




-Original Message-
From: Bernd V. Pauli bernd.pa...@paulinet.de
To: meteorite-list meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com
Sent: Tue, Nov 22, 2011 3:52 pm
Subject: [meteorite-list] Little Hope For Stuck Phobos Grunt Probe


The Count wrote:

Strange things can happen to your spacecraft

Especially if the probe is called  * g r u n t *

(grunt = a short low sound an animal makes in its throat)

Sometimes nomen est omen ;-)

Cheers,

Bernd


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