Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-09 Thread Steffen Daode Nurpmeso
On Thu, Apr 07, 2011 at 12:14:43PM +0200, Tobias Ulmer wrote:
 Lions are useless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBpu4DAvwI8

The Gods Must Be Grazy.



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-07 Thread Tobias Ulmer
On Tue, Apr 05, 2011 at 05:15:53PM +0200, Fridiric Perrin wrote:
 Stuart VanZee stua...@datalinesys.com writes:
  Don't be silly.  While Lions do provide excelent physical security
  they don't provide any data security at all.
 
 Just imagine for a moment protecting your OpenBSD boxen with a pair of
 lions --now we got real security! Much more than with a pufferfish
 that's going to gasp for air as soon as it is out of the water...

Lions are useless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBpu4DAvwI8

 
 -- 
 FrC)dC)ric Perrin -- http://tar-jx.bz



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-07 Thread Ron McDowell

Marcus M|lb|sch wrote:

# sudo pkg_add -v lion

results in

Can't find lion

What am i doing wrong?


It's because you're using sudo and you're already at the root prompt.  :)
--
Ron McDowell
San Antonio TX



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-06 Thread Marcus Mülbüsch

Am 04.04.2011 19:09, schrieb Stuart VanZee:

Don't be silly.  While Lions do provide excelent physical security
they don't provide any data security at all.


# sudo pkg_add -v lion

results in

Can't find lion

What am i doing wrong?



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-06 Thread Robert
On Wed, 06 Apr 2011 11:34:23 +0200
Marcus M|lb|sch muelbue...@as-infodienste.de wrote:
 # sudo pkg_add -v lion

 results in

 Can't find lion

 What am i doing wrong?


They are in ports, not packages:

$ grep -R lion /usr/ports/
/usr/ports/games/falconseye/pkg/PLIST:${GAMEDIR}/sound/lion.raw
/usr/ports/net/gajim/pkg/PLIST:share/gajim/data/emoticons/static/lion.png
...

regards,
Robert



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-06 Thread Marcus Mülbüsch

Am 06.04.2011 11:52, schrieb Robert:

On Wed, 06 Apr 2011 11:34:23 +0200
Marcus M|lb|schmuelbue...@as-infodienste.de  wrote:

# sudo pkg_add -v lion

results in

Can't find lion

What am i doing wrong?



They are in ports, not packages:

$ grep -R lion /usr/ports/
/usr/ports/games/falconseye/pkg/PLIST:${GAMEDIR}/sound/lion.raw
/usr/ports/net/gajim/pkg/PLIST:share/gajim/data/emoticons/static/lion.png
...


So, to actually increase physical security I also need a speaker 
connected to my pf-Firewall?


Okay, a really big speaker with a corresponding big amplifier will 
probably do the trick!




Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-06 Thread Kevin Chadwick
On Tue, 05 Apr 2011 16:28:31 -0700
Mehma Sarja wrote:

 On 4/5/11 9:07 AM, Stuart Henderson wrote:
  On 2011-04-04, Stuart VanZeestua...@datalinesys.com  wrote:
  Don't be silly.  While Lions do provide excelent physical security
  they don't provide any data security at all.
  I love animals: I'm always talking about animals, I love 'em. But
  the thing is that, you know, whenever you see animals on the telly,
  it's always the show-off animals. Yeah? It's always the leopards
  and panthers and crocodiles. Lions milling about, going Oh, I'm
  very good, I'm on everything, and it really makes me annoyed, you
  know? Because what about the English animals, you know? The British
  mammals, yeah? Hah, what about the muskrat, or the tiny northern
  root-vole, with his little banjo and hat made of elastic bands,
  yeah? Who's representing them, eh? No-one, that's who.
 
 You had a good buildup and even some suspense. Oh what a letdown! What 
 British animals? You've got to be kidding. Isn't everybody over there 
 all civilized an stuff? Take your little poodle and pony show and move 
 it along down the road.
 
 Mehma
 

Well if you didn't get the sarcasm, then there's meant to be a big
black cat around. Otherwise you'd have to go back thousands of years to
get Lions.

Aside from wiping out the bears I don't see what civilisaton has to do
with it.



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-05 Thread Frédéric Perrin
Stuart VanZee stua...@datalinesys.com writes:
 Don't be silly.  While Lions do provide excelent physical security
 they don't provide any data security at all.

Just imagine for a moment protecting your OpenBSD boxen with a pair of
lions --now we got real security! Much more than with a pufferfish
that's going to gasp for air as soon as it is out of the water...

-- 
FrC)dC)ric Perrin -- http://tar-jx.bz



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-05 Thread Kevin Chadwick
On Tue, 05 Apr 2011 17:15:53 +0200
FrC)dC)ric Perrin wrote:

 Stuart VanZee stua...@datalinesys.com writes:
  Don't be silly.  While Lions do provide excelent physical security
  they don't provide any data security at all.

 Just imagine for a moment protecting your OpenBSD boxen with a pair of
 lions --now we got real security! Much more than with a pufferfish
 that's going to gasp for air as soon as it is out of the water...


Ahh but you shoot the lions and walk straight in. Puffy looks harmless
but has a mysterious warning about him so you shoot him anyway...

Death by foot

...

or dinner.


Better still put your data in puffy and feed him to the lion,
unfortunately it won't last the lion sleeps 18 hours a day and will
eventually succumb to puffys wickedness.

hmm. how to get a lion to swallow a large bowl and how do I feed puffy.

Now there's security.



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-05 Thread Stuart Henderson
On 2011-04-04, Stuart VanZee stua...@datalinesys.com wrote:
 Don't be silly.  While Lions do provide excelent physical security
 they don't provide any data security at all.

I love animals: I'm always talking about animals, I love 'em. But
the thing is that, you know, whenever you see animals on the telly,
it's always the show-off animals. Yeah? It's always the leopards
and panthers and crocodiles. Lions milling about, going Oh, I'm
very good, I'm on everything, and it really makes me annoyed, you
know? Because what about the English animals, you know? The British
mammals, yeah? Hah, what about the muskrat, or the tiny northern
root-vole, with his little banjo and hat made of elastic bands,
yeah? Who's representing them, eh? No-one, that's who.



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-05 Thread Bryan Irvine
On Mon, Apr 4, 2011 at 7:45 AM, Anton Parol anton.pa...@orcsoftware.com wrote:
 OpenBSD vs a Lion?

It holds it's own against a snow leopard. :-)

-B



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-05 Thread Patsy
On Tue, 5 Apr 2011 16:59:21 +, Kevin Chadwick 
ma1l1i...@yahoo.co.uk wrote:

On Tue, 05 Apr 2011 17:15:53 +0200
FrC)dC)ric Perrin wrote:


Stuart VanZee stua...@datalinesys.com writes:
 Don't be silly.  While Lions do provide excelent physical security
 they don't provide any data security at all.


[...snip...]

hmm. how to get a lion to swallow a large bowl and how do I feed 
puffy.


Now there's security.


Run your ethernet cables through the lion. You'd just need to wrap one 
end

in bacon and wait for a while.



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-05 Thread Kevin Chadwick
On Tue, 5 Apr 2011 17:07:07 +0100
Stuart Henderson wrote:

Hah, what about the muskrat, or the tiny northern
root-vole, with his little banjo and hat made of elastic bands,
yeah?
 Who's representing them, eh? No-one, that's who.

I think we need a pinky and the brain or dangermouse cd set.

What you gonna do today puffy?



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-05 Thread Jay Hart
Nuk'em from orbit, its the only way to be sure...

J

 Stuart VanZee stua...@datalinesys.com writes:
 Don't be silly.  While Lions do provide excelent physical security
 they don't provide any data security at all.

 Just imagine for a moment protecting your OpenBSD boxen with a pair of
 lions --now we got real security! Much more than with a pufferfish
 that's going to gasp for air as soon as it is out of the water...

 --
 FrC)dC)ric Perrin -- http://tar-jx.bz



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-05 Thread patrick keshishian
On Tue, Apr 5, 2011 at 12:37 PM, Kevin Chadwick ma1l1i...@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
 On Tue, 5 Apr 2011 17:07:07 +0100
 Stuart Henderson wrote:

Hah, what about the muskrat, or the tiny northern
root-vole, with his little banjo and hat made of elastic bands,
yeah?
 Who's representing them, eh? No-one, that's who.

 I think we need a pinky and the brain or dangermouse cd set.

 What you gonna do today puffy?

Zort!



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-05 Thread Daniel Ouellet

On 4/5/11 12:07 PM, Stuart Henderson wrote:

On 2011-04-04, Stuart VanZeestua...@datalinesys.com  wrote:

Don't be silly.  While Lions do provide excelent physical security
they don't provide any data security at all.


I love animals: I'm always talking about animals, I love 'em. But
the thing is that, you know, whenever you see animals on the telly,
it's always the show-off animals. Yeah? It's always the leopards
and panthers and crocodiles. Lions milling about, going Oh, I'm
very good, I'm on everything, and it really makes me annoyed, you
know? Because what about the English animals, you know? The British
mammals, yeah? Hah, what about the muskrat, or the tiny northern
root-vole, with his little banjo and hat made of elastic bands,
yeah? Who's representing them, eh? No-one, that's who.


Panthers and all...

Hmmm, what about the old German Shepherd puffy guys...

See the story below and should be in much bigger fonts, but html emails 
will not pass misc, so part of the punch is missing as well. You will 
get the picture anyway. (;


The squirrel Linux try to be smart,the Panther OS what ever 10.4 I think 
and the old dog puffy all goes to Africa...


Best,

Daniel

++

One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, 
discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading 
rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.


The old German Shepherd thinks, Oh, oh! I'm in deep s*** now!

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down 
to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the 
panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,


Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more 
around here?


Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look 
of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.


Whew!, says the panther, That was close! That old German Shepherd 
nearly had me!


Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a 
nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it 
for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.


The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and 
strikes a deal for himself with the panther


The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, Here, 
squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that 
conniving canine!


Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel 
on his back and thinks, What am I going to do now?, but instead of 
running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he 
hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the 
old German Shepherd says...


Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another 
panther!


Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth 
and treachery!  BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.


If you don't send this to five 'old' friends right away, there will be 
five fewer people laughing in the world.


Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just 'youthfully 
challenged'.


You did notice the size of the print, didn't you?



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-05 Thread Mehma Sarja

On 4/5/11 9:07 AM, Stuart Henderson wrote:

On 2011-04-04, Stuart VanZeestua...@datalinesys.com  wrote:

Don't be silly.  While Lions do provide excelent physical security
they don't provide any data security at all.

I love animals: I'm always talking about animals, I love 'em. But
the thing is that, you know, whenever you see animals on the telly,
it's always the show-off animals. Yeah? It's always the leopards
and panthers and crocodiles. Lions milling about, going Oh, I'm
very good, I'm on everything, and it really makes me annoyed, you
know? Because what about the English animals, you know? The British
mammals, yeah? Hah, what about the muskrat, or the tiny northern
root-vole, with his little banjo and hat made of elastic bands,
yeah? Who's representing them, eh? No-one, that's who.

You had a good buildup and even some suspense. Oh what a letdown! What 
British animals? You've got to be kidding. Isn't everybody over there 
all civilized an stuff? Take your little poodle and pony show and move 
it along down the road.


Mehma



Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-04 Thread Anton Parol
OpenBSD vs a Lion?

__
Anton Parol
Customer Services * Orc Software

-Original Message-
From: owner-m...@openbsd.org [mailto:owner-m...@openbsd.org] On Behalf Of
Bushveld Safaris, Tours and Transfers
Sent: Monday, April 04, 2011 3:40 PM
To: misc@openbsd.org
Subject: Wildest Africa Tour

Dear Sir / Madam

I have this agent that has booked a very interesting tailor-made b10 Day
Wildest Africab tour. He already has 4 people on the tour and still
marketing to his other clients, as per the below dates, the closing date is
15
June 2011. I am looking to try and get a full group and have therefore opened
up to all. Please remember to add your recommended 15 % commission.

Tour suggestion:

Tour Dates:  31 August 2011 - 9 September 2011

Duration:  9 Nights / 10 Days

Number of persons: 6 +

Tour:  Kruger, Chobe  Victoria Falls - similar to attached itinerary. You
would need to book their flights to arrive in Johannesburg and depart from
Johannesburg. Clients also have the opportunity to add-on an extra day or two
in Zimbabwe or a Cape Town add-on tour.

Quote:

R28 795.00 per person sharing (15 % single supplement)

Add-on at Elephant Hills Hotel  (BB) at R1050.00 per person sharing per
night

Included: Air ticket - Victoria Falls to Johannesburg (one-way),
accommodation (2-4*), transport, guide, meals as indicated, porterage where
available, conservation fees and all entrance fees as per itinerary.

Excluded:Passport / visa fees (Zimbabwe - pay in cash on arrival US$55.00
per person), travel insurance, phone calls, facsimiles, beverages,
gratuities,
items of a personal nature, excess baggage, entrance fees for optional
excursions not included in the tour.

Once the quote has been accepted, please confirm, so that we can go ahead and
make provisional bookings to avoid any disappointment due to lack of
availability of accommodation, etc. A 20 % deposit is required for
confirmation and the balance of payment 60 days before arrival. Please refer
to our Standard Terms  Conditions on our website, which becomes a contract
on confirmation. Payment can be done by bank transfer or with a credit card
(7.5 % surcharge on credit card payments).

Many thanks

Laurence Marks

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Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-04 Thread Wayne Oliver
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Bloody South Africans!

On 04 Apr 2011, at 4:45 PM, Anton Parol wrote:

 OpenBSD vs a Lion?

 __
 Anton Parol
 Customer Services * Orc Software

 -Original Message-
 From: owner-m...@openbsd.org [mailto:owner-m...@openbsd.org] On Behalf Of
 Bushveld Safaris, Tours and Transfers
 Sent: Monday, April 04, 2011 3:40 PM
 To: misc@openbsd.org
 Subject: Wildest Africa Tour

 Dear Sir / Madam

 I have this agent that has booked a very interesting tailor-made b10 Day
 Wildest Africab tour. He already has 4 people on the tour and still
 marketing to his other clients, as per the below dates, the closing date is
 15
 June 2011. I am looking to try and get a full group and have therefore
opened
 up to all. Please remember to add your recommended 15 % commission.

 Tour suggestion:

 Tour Dates:  31 August 2011 - 9 September 2011

 Duration:  9 Nights / 10 Days

 Number of persons: 6 +

 Tour:  Kruger, Chobe  Victoria Falls - similar to attached itinerary.
You
 would need to book their flights to arrive in Johannesburg and depart from
 Johannesburg. Clients also have the opportunity to add-on an extra day or
two
 in Zimbabwe or a Cape Town add-on tour.

 Quote:

 R28 795.00 per person sharing (15 % single supplement)

 Add-on at Elephant Hills Hotel  (BB) at R1050.00 per person sharing
per
 night

 Included: Air ticket - Victoria Falls to Johannesburg (one-way),
 accommodation (2-4*), transport, guide, meals as indicated, porterage where
 available, conservation fees and all entrance fees as per itinerary.

 Excluded:Passport / visa fees (Zimbabwe - pay in cash on arrival
US$55.00
 per person), travel insurance, phone calls, facsimiles, beverages,
 gratuities,
 items of a personal nature, excess baggage, entrance fees for optional
 excursions not included in the tour.

 Once the quote has been accepted, please confirm, so that we can go ahead
and
 make provisional bookings to avoid any disappointment due to lack of
 availability of accommodation, etc. A 20 % deposit is required for
 confirmation and the balance of payment 60 days before arrival. Please
refer
 to our Standard Terms  Conditions on our website, which becomes a
contract
 on confirmation. Payment can be done by bank transfer or with a credit card
 (7.5 % surcharge on credit card payments).

 Many thanks

 Laurence Marks

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Re: Wildest Africa Tour

2011-04-04 Thread Stuart VanZee
Don't be silly.  While Lions do provide excelent physical security
they don't provide any data security at all.

s


 OpenBSD vs a Lion?

 __
 Anton Parol
 Customer Services * Orc Software

 -Original Message-
 From: owner-m...@openbsd.org [mailto:owner-m...@openbsd.org]
 On Behalf Of
 Bushveld Safaris, Tours and Transfers
 Sent: Monday, April 04, 2011 3:40 PM
 To: misc@openbsd.org
 Subject: Wildest Africa Tour

 Dear Sir / Madam

 I have this agent that has booked a very interesting
 tailor-made b10 Day
 Wildest Africab tour. He already has 4 people on the tour and still
 marketing to his other clients, as per the below dates, the
 closing date is
 15
 June 2011. I am looking to try and get a full group and have
 therefore opened
 up to all. Please remember to add your recommended 15 % commission.

 Tour suggestion:

 Tour Dates:  31 August 2011 - 9 September 2011

 Duration:  9 Nights / 10 Days

 Number of persons: 6 +

 Tour:  Kruger, Chobe  Victoria Falls - similar to attached
 itinerary. You
 would need to book their flights to arrive in Johannesburg
 and depart from
 Johannesburg. Clients also have the opportunity to add-on an
 extra day or two
 in Zimbabwe or a Cape Town add-on tour.

 Quote:

 R28 795.00 per person sharing (15 % single supplement)

 Add-on at Elephant Hills Hotel  (BB) at R1050.00 per
 person sharing per
 night

 Included: Air ticket - Victoria Falls to Johannesburg (one-way),
 accommodation (2-4*), transport, guide, meals as indicated,
 porterage where
 available, conservation fees and all entrance fees as per itinerary.

 Excluded:Passport / visa fees (Zimbabwe - pay in cash on
 arrival US$55.00
 per person), travel insurance, phone calls, facsimiles, beverages,
 gratuities,
 items of a personal nature, excess baggage, entrance fees for optional
 excursions not included in the tour.

 Once the quote has been accepted, please confirm, so that we
 can go ahead and
 make provisional bookings to avoid any disappointment due to lack of
 availability of accommodation, etc. A 20 % deposit is required for
 confirmation and the balance of payment 60 days before
 arrival. Please refer
 to our Standard Terms  Conditions on our website, which
 becomes a contract
 on confirmation. Payment can be done by bank transfer or with
 a credit card
 (7.5 % surcharge on credit card payments).

 Many thanks

 Laurence Marks

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