Re: [newbie] 'Pro's test rail underwear panties vote'
On Sat, 2003-09-06 at 20:03, Ronald J. Hall wrote: Sorry to bust everyones' bubble therebut I already patented... wait for it Here it comes - PATENTS - So everytime you patent something. :-) And I patented cognizant thinking. Pffftp! stephen kuhn - owner == illawarra computer services a kuhn media australia company http://kma.0catch.com -- * This message was composed on a 100% Microsoft free computer * We expressly refuse to utilise Microsoft DRM encoded documents -- A sociologist, a psychologist, and a engineer were discussing the consequences and implications of a married man's having a mistress. The sociologist's opinion was that it is absolutely and categorically unforgivable for a married man to forfeit the bond of matrimony, and engage in such lowly and lustful pursuits. The psychologist's opinion was that although morally reprehensible, if a man MUST have a mistress to achieve his full potential as a human being, then -- well -- he may go ahead and choose to have a mistress, as long as he is considerate enough to keep this secret from his wife. The engineer then interjected: I also believe that, if necessary, a married man is entitled to a mistress. However, I do not see why the affair should be concealed from the wife. On the contrary, if the affair is out in the open, then on Friday evenings he may tell his wife that he is going to see his mistress, tell his mistress that he is going to be with his wife, then go to his office and get some work done! Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com
Re: [newbie] 'Pro's test rail underwear panties vote'
On Sat, 2003-09-06 at 06:20, Stephen Kuhn wrote: On Sat, 2003-09-06 at 20:03, Ronald J. Hall wrote: Sorry to bust everyones' bubble therebut I already patented... wait for it Here it comes - PATENTS - So everytime you patent something. :-) And I patented cognizant thinking. it is my opinion and that of my aturnney, that cognizant thinking is still subservient to my patent on 'grip' (also incorrectly referred to as 'grasp'trade). as in 'in order to cognizance, you have to have a grip on the subject. this 'grip' is equal to the grip (or grasptrade) that one uses to pick up an object, such as a pencil or ink pin in order to write. it is also something I should worn about is that while grasptrade is not patentable (since it is the same as previously patented grip) it is however protected by my trademark registration and also my copyright on the word, as well as my patent on the letters 'a' and the letter combination of 'gr'. Of course both gr are under separate patents and are lic. accordingly. Pffftp! stephen kuhn - owner == illawarra computer services a kuhn media australia company http://kma.0catch.com -- * This message was composed on a 100% Microsoft free computer * We expressly refuse to utilise Microsoft DRM encoded documents -- A sociologist, a psychologist, and a engineer were discussing the consequences and implications of a married man's having a mistress. The sociologist's opinion was that it is absolutely and categorically unforgivable for a married man to forfeit the bond of matrimony, and engage in such lowly and lustful pursuits. The psychologist's opinion was that although morally reprehensible, if a man MUST have a mistress to achieve his full potential as a human being, then -- well -- he may go ahead and choose to have a mistress, as long as he is considerate enough to keep this secret from his wife. The engineer then interjected: I also believe that, if necessary, a married man is entitled to a mistress. However, I do not see why the affair should be concealed from the wife. On the contrary, if the affair is out in the open, then on Friday evenings he may tell his wife that he is going to see his mistress, tell his mistress that he is going to be with his wife, then go to his office and get some work done! __ Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com -- ++ Mandrake HowTo's More: http://twiki.mdklinuxfaq.org Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com
Re: [newbie] 'Pro's test rail underwear panties vote'
On Sat, 2003-09-06 at 22:06, ed tharp wrote: it is my opinion and that of my aturnney, that cognizant thinking is still subservient to my patent on 'grip' (also incorrectly referred to as 'grasp'trade). as in 'in order to cognizance, you have to have a grip on the subject. this 'grip' is equal to the grip (or grasptrade) that one uses to pick up an object, such as a pencil or ink pin in order to write. it is also something I should worn about is that while grasptrade is not patentable (since it is the same as previously patented grip) it is however protected by my trademark registration and also my copyright on the word, as well as my patent on the letters 'a' and the letter combination of 'gr'. Of course both gr are under separate patents and are lic. accordingly. Well, I concede - I'll let you and that dang hillbilly Aron duke it out...have to go and skin a cat right now... stephen kuhn - owner == illawarra computer services a kuhn media australia company http://kma.0catch.com -- * This message was composed on a 100% Microsoft free computer * We expressly refuse to utilise Microsoft DRM encoded documents -- The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history. -- Hegel I know guys can't learn from yesterday ... Hegel must be taking the long view. -- John Brunner, Stand on Zanzibar Want to buy your Pack or Services from MandrakeSoft? Go to http://www.mandrakestore.com
