Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-22 Thread David P. Greenberg

Oh, now you've got my juices flowing. When is ground not zero volts? Of
course this has nothing to do with Linux, but I'm really curious.
David P. Greenberg
Bitco Electronics
"In Service to the Recording Industry"
**Rock on with glowing glass**
-Original Message-
From: Lyndon Lininger Sr. [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Sunday, November 21, 1999 11:29 PM
Subject: Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)


Very true, but ground is not always zero voltage. It depends on the point
of
reference that you measure it against.


- Original Message -
From: "David P. Greenberg" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; "Axalon Bloodstone"
[EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Sunday, November 21, 1999 7:34 PM
Subject: Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)


 On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, Axalon Bloodstone wrote:
  On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, Ralph | byte | wrote:
 
   A positive nothing is better than a negative anything.
  
   byte
 
  Not really, it just depends what the numbers represent, i can think of
  several uses for ground wires :)


 --Except that ground is zero volts. a negative voltage, is as pleasant to
 the touchee as a positive one. Take it from a veteran who has been many
 times bitten.

 David P. Greenberg
 Bitco Electronics
 "In Service to the Recording Industry"
 *Confirmed Linux Newbie*
 **If it's a dog eat dog world,
   then I must be a fire hydrant.**





Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-22 Thread Lyndon Lininger Sr.

The voltage at ground can fluxiate from moment to moment on a circuit board.
It can be a positive or negative voltage.  It is never a constant when
referenced to a true ground like a grounding rod. And this too can very
depending on ground and atmospheric conditions for the area you are in.


- Original Message -
From: "David P. Greenberg" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, November 22, 1999 6:34 AM
Subject: Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)


 Oh, now you've got my juices flowing. When is ground not zero volts? Of
 course this has nothing to do with Linux, but I'm really curious.
 David P. Greenberg
 Bitco Electronics
 "In Service to the Recording Industry"
 **Rock on with glowing glass**
 -Original Message-
 From: Lyndon Lininger Sr. [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Date: Sunday, November 21, 1999 11:29 PM
 Subject: Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)


 Very true, but ground is not always zero voltage. It depends on the point
 of
 reference that you measure it against.
 
 
 - Original Message -
 From: "David P. Greenberg" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; "Axalon Bloodstone"
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Sunday, November 21, 1999 7:34 PM
 Subject: Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)
 
 
  On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, Axalon Bloodstone wrote:
   On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, Ralph | byte | wrote:
  
A positive nothing is better than a negative anything.
   
byte
  
   Not really, it just depends what the numbers represent, i can think
of
   several uses for ground wires :)
 
 
  --Except that ground is zero volts. a negative voltage, is as pleasant
to
  the touchee as a positive one. Take it from a veteran who has been many
  times bitten.
 
  David P. Greenberg
  Bitco Electronics
  "In Service to the Recording Industry"
  *Confirmed Linux Newbie*
  **If it's a dog eat dog world,
then I must be a fire hydrant.**
 
 




Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-22 Thread PadLocke

42... The answer is 42 :)

For those who don't know that was an allusion to the Hitchhikers Guide to the
Galaxy.

On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, you wrote:
 Very true, but ground is not always zero voltage. It depends on the point of
 reference that you measure it against.
 
 
 - Original Message -
 From: "David P. Greenberg" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; "Axalon Bloodstone"
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Sunday, November 21, 1999 7:34 PM
 Subject: Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)
 
 
  On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, Axalon Bloodstone wrote:
   On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, Ralph | byte | wrote:
  
A positive nothing is better than a negative anything.
   
byte
  
   Not really, it just depends what the numbers represent, i can think of
   several uses for ground wires :)
 
 
  --Except that ground is zero volts. a negative voltage, is as pleasant to
  the touchee as a positive one. Take it from a veteran who has been many
  times bitten.
 
  David P. Greenberg
  Bitco Electronics
  "In Service to the Recording Industry"
  *Confirmed Linux Newbie*
  **If it's a dog eat dog world,
then I must be a fire hydrant.**
--
PadLocke the Ogre
There are three types of people in this world...
those who can count, and those who can't!



Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-21 Thread Ralph | byte |

A positive nothing is better than a negative anything.

byte
- Original Message -
From: "James Lewis" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Saturday, November 20, 1999 7:46 PM
Subject: RE: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)


 0 is in fact an imaginary number. Try and imagine having zero of
something.
 0 x 1 implies there
 are some ones, but there are none of them. Having a zero quantity of
 something is in its self contradiction. You can't have nothing of
something.

 Or have i just drank too much coffee today...

  -Original Message-
  From: Peter Heckert [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent: 20 November 1999 21:46
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)
 
 
  PadLocke wrote:
  
   zeros aren't odd or even.  They're Pretty much just place holders.
 
  If you define even as: "can be divided by 2 without remainder" then
  0 is even.
  0 div 2 = 0, remainder = 0.
 
  Pretty long thread!
 
  ;-)
 
  Peter
 




Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-21 Thread Axalon Bloodstone

On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, Ralph | byte | wrote:

 A positive nothing is better than a negative anything.
 
 byte

Not really, it just depends what the numbers represent, i can think of
several uses for ground wires :)

 - Original Message -
 From: "James Lewis" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Saturday, November 20, 1999 7:46 PM
 Subject: RE: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)
 
 
  0 is in fact an imaginary number. Try and imagine having zero of
 something.
  0 x 1 implies there
  are some ones, but there are none of them. Having a zero quantity of
  something is in its self contradiction. You can't have nothing of
 something.
 
  Or have i just drank too much coffee today...
 
   -Original Message-
   From: Peter Heckert [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
   Sent: 20 November 1999 21:46
   To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   Subject: Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)
  
  
   PadLocke wrote:
   
zeros aren't odd or even.  They're Pretty much just place holders.
  
   If you define even as: "can be divided by 2 without remainder" then
   0 is even.
   0 div 2 = 0, remainder = 0.
  
   Pretty long thread!
  
   ;-)
  
   Peter
  
 
 

--
MandrakeSoft  http://www.mandrakesoft.com/
--Axalon



Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-21 Thread David P. Greenberg

On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, Axalon Bloodstone wrote:
 On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, Ralph | byte | wrote:
 
  A positive nothing is better than a negative anything.
  
  byte
 
 Not really, it just depends what the numbers represent, i can think of
 several uses for ground wires :)


--Except that ground is zero volts. a negative voltage, is as pleasant to
the touchee as a positive one. Take it from a veteran who has been many
times bitten.

David P. Greenberg
Bitco Electronics
"In Service to the Recording Industry"
*Confirmed Linux Newbie*
**If it's a dog eat dog world,
  then I must be a fire hydrant.**



Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-21 Thread Axalon Bloodstone

On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, David P. Greenberg wrote:

 On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, Axalon Bloodstone wrote:
  On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, Ralph | byte | wrote:
  
   A positive nothing is better than a negative anything.
   
   byte
  
  Not really, it just depends what the numbers represent, i can think of
  several uses for ground wires :)
 
 
 --Except that ground is zero volts. a negative voltage, is as pleasant to
 the touchee as a positive one. Take it from a veteran who has been many
 times bitten.

Think, lightening attractor
 
 David P. Greenberg
 Bitco Electronics
 "In Service to the Recording Industry"
 *Confirmed Linux Newbie*
 **If it's a dog eat dog world,
   then I must be a fire hydrant.**
 

--
MandrakeSoft  http://www.mandrakesoft.com/
--Axalon



Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-21 Thread Lyndon Lininger Sr.

Very true, but ground is not always zero voltage. It depends on the point of
reference that you measure it against.


- Original Message -
From: "David P. Greenberg" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; "Axalon Bloodstone"
[EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Sunday, November 21, 1999 7:34 PM
Subject: Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)


 On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, Axalon Bloodstone wrote:
  On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, Ralph | byte | wrote:
 
   A positive nothing is better than a negative anything.
  
   byte
 
  Not really, it just depends what the numbers represent, i can think of
  several uses for ground wires :)


 --Except that ground is zero volts. a negative voltage, is as pleasant to
 the touchee as a positive one. Take it from a veteran who has been many
 times bitten.

 David P. Greenberg
 Bitco Electronics
 "In Service to the Recording Industry"
 *Confirmed Linux Newbie*
 **If it's a dog eat dog world,
   then I must be a fire hydrant.**



Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-21 Thread Tom Brinkman

On Sun, 21 Nov 1999, Ralph wrote:
 A positive nothing is better than a negative anything.
 
I'm fixin to declare a winner
  how 'bout y'all ?:)
-- 
..  Tom Brinkman[EMAIL PROTECTED]  .




RE: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-20 Thread Ty C. Mixon

The way I learned it, the number zero is neither odd nor even.  But 10 
would be even b/c it's divisible without remainder by 2.

The place holder thing is a significant digits idea,which is not 
always the same between math and science (physicas, chem).

-- 
Ty Mixon
e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
ICQ:26147713

 Original Message 

On 11/20/99, 10:51:45 AM, "Ken Wilson" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote 
regarding RE: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS):


 Using this logic then the number 10 is not an even number digitally
 because it is just a combination of 1 and a place holder.

 Ken Wilson
 First Law of Optimisation: The speed of a non-working program is
 irrelevant
 (Steve Heller, 'Efficient C/C++ Programming')

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of PadLocke
 Sent: November 20, 1999 10:07 AM
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)


 zeros aren't odd or even.  They're Pretty much just place holders.





Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-20 Thread Michael R. Batchelor

 But the "2" in "2001" is not.  here is a good one...are zeros od or
even?

According to a report on NPR last night, they were assumed to be even.


I think if you talk to a "real mathematician" (which leaves me out) zero
isn't odd or even, just as the negative numbers aren't odd or even. The
quality of oddness or evenness only applies to whole numbers, i.e.
positive integers.

MB



Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-20 Thread Michael R. Batchelor

 But the "2" in "2001" is not.  here is a good one...are zeros od or
even?

According to a report on NPR last night, they were assumed to be even.


I think if you talk to a "real mathematician" (which leaves me out) zero
isn't odd or even, just as the negative numbers aren't odd or even. The
quality of oddness or evenness only applies to whole numbers, i.e.
positive integers.

MB



Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-20 Thread Michael R. Batchelor

 But the "2" in "2001" is not.  here is a good one...are zeros od or
even?

According to a report on NPR last night, they were assumed to be even.


I think if you talk to a "real mathematician" (which leaves me out) zero
isn't odd or even, just as the negative numbers aren't odd or even. The
quality of oddness or evenness only applies to whole numbers, i.e.
positive integers.

MB



Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-20 Thread Michael R. Batchelor

 But the "2" in "2001" is not.  here is a good one...are zeros od or
even?

According to a report on NPR last night, they were assumed to be even.


I think if you talk to a "real mathematician" (which leaves me out) zero
isn't odd or even, just as the negative numbers aren't odd or even. The
quality of oddness or evenness only applies to whole numbers, i.e.
positive integers.

MB



Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-20 Thread PadLocke

zeros aren't odd or even.  They're Pretty much just place holders.

On Fri, 19 Nov 1999, you wrote:
 By placement alone they would have to be odd wouldn't they?
 
 - Original Message -
 From: Jeremy [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Friday, November 19, 1999 7:58 PM
 Subject: Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)
 
 
  But the "2" in "2001" is not.  here is a good one...are zeros od or even?
 
  J
 
  On Fri, 19 Nov 1999, you wrote:
   From: Ronald A. Yacketta
  
   what about 1/9/2001?
   is that not odd a nod number? 1 is odd, 9 is nod and oh yeah 2001 is a
 odd
   number ;-P
  
  
  
  
  
   bluebottle [EMAIL PROTECTED] on 11/19/99 11:55:40 AM
  
   Please respond to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  
   To:   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
   cc:(bcc: Ronald A. Yacketta/958157/EKC)
   Subject:  [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)
  
  
  
  
  
  
   Today - Friday, 19/11/1999 -  will be the last day that has all odd
 digits
   in it's date until 1/1/3111. That's right, you will have seen the last
 "odd
   digit day" in your lifetime, and for approximately 37 generations to
 come!
 
--
PadLocke the Ogre
There are three types of people in this world...
those who can count, and those who can't!



Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-20 Thread John Aldrich

On Fri, 19 Nov 1999, you wrote:
 But the "2" in "2001" is not.  here is a good one...are zeros od or even?
 
According to a report on NPR last night, they were assumed to be even.
John



re: Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-20 Thread nadger

It has a two in it - all the digits have to be odd.

John the Nadger


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 ** Original Date: Fri, 19 Nov 1999 14:00:47 -0500

 ** Original Message follows... 


 From: Ronald A. Yacketta
 
 what about 1/9/2001?
 is that not odd a nod number? 1 is odd, 9 is nod and oh yeah 2001 is a odd
 number ;-P
 
 
 
 
 
 bluebottle [EMAIL PROTECTED] on 11/19/99 11:55:40 AM
 
 Please respond to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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 cc:(bcc: Ronald A. Yacketta/958157/EKC)
 Subject:  [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Today - Friday, 19/11/1999 -  will be the last day that has all odd digits
 in it's date until 1/1/3111. That's right, you will have seen the last "odd
 digit day" in your lifetime, and for approximately 37 generations to come!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-20 Thread Ty C. Mixon

True enough, but zero is BY DEFINITION neither odd nor even.  :)

 Original Message 

On 11/20/99, 2:45:55 PM, Peter Heckert [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
wrote regarding Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS):


 PadLocke wrote:
 
  zeros aren't odd or even.  They're Pretty much just place holders.

 If you define even as: "can be divided by 2 without remainder" then
 0 is even.
 0 div 2 = 0, remainder = 0.

 Pretty long thread!

 ;-)

 Peter





Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-20 Thread Mike

when divided by two, odd numbers have a remainder, even numbers don't. zero
divided by two has no remainder, so it's even




RE: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-20 Thread James Lewis

0 is in fact an imaginary number. Try and imagine having zero of something.
0 x 1 implies there
are some ones, but there are none of them. Having a zero quantity of
something is in its self contradiction. You can't have nothing of something.

Or have i just drank too much coffee today...

 -Original Message-
 From: Peter Heckert [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: 20 November 1999 21:46
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)


 PadLocke wrote:
 
  zeros aren't odd or even.  They're Pretty much just place holders.

 If you define even as: "can be divided by 2 without remainder" then
 0 is even.
 0 div 2 = 0, remainder = 0.

 Pretty long thread!

 ;-)

 Peter




RE: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-20 Thread PadLocke

Sorry... can't let my old math profs down on this one.

Zero isn't imaginary either. An imaginary number is a multiple of a quantity
called "i" which is defined by the property that i squared equals -1. Zero
squared is Zero and the square root of Zero is still Zero. 

Some people get confused, because it is hard to imagine any number having a negative 
square.
It is tempting to believe that i doesn't really exist, but rather it's just a
convenient mathematical hoop de doo. This isn't the case. Imaginary numbers do
exist. They are not really imaginary at all. The name
dates back to when they were first introduced, before their existence was
really understood. At that point in time, people were imagining what it would
be like to have a number system that contained square roots of negative
numbers, hence the name "imaginary". Eventually it was realized that such a
number system does in fact exist, but by then the name had stuck.


On Sat, 20 Nov 1999, you wrote:
 0 is in fact an imaginary number. Try and imagine having zero of something.
 0 x 1 implies there
 are some ones, but there are none of them. Having a zero quantity of
 something is in its self contradiction. You can't have nothing of something.
 
 Or have i just drank too much coffee today...
 
  -Original Message-
  From: Peter Heckert [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  Sent: 20 November 1999 21:46
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)
 
 
  PadLocke wrote:
  
   zeros aren't odd or even.  They're Pretty much just place holders.
 
  If you define even as: "can be divided by 2 without remainder" then
  0 is even.
  0 div 2 = 0, remainder = 0.
 
  Pretty long thread!
 
  ;-)
 
  Peter
 
--
PadLocke the Ogre
There are three types of people in this world...
those who can count, and those who can't!



Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-11-20 Thread Mike

ok, i'm no math whiz, but i seem to remember imaginary numbers being used
for something else. it is the set of numbers used to describe the square
root of negative numbers. think of what the square root of -4 is. zero isn't
an imaginary number because it has a square root, zero.



0 is in fact an imaginary number. Try and imagine having zero of something.




[newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-01-17 Thread bluebottle



Today - Friday, 19/11/1999 -  will be the last day that has all odd digits
in it's date until 1/1/3111. That's right, you will have seen the last "odd
digit day" in your lifetime, and for approximately 37 generations to come!



Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-01-17 Thread yacketta



From: Ronald A. Yacketta

what about 1/9/2001?
is that not odd a nod number? 1 is odd, 9 is nod and oh yeah 2001 is a odd
number ;-P





bluebottle [EMAIL PROTECTED] on 11/19/99 11:55:40 AM

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Today - Friday, 19/11/1999 -  will be the last day that has all odd digits
in it's date until 1/1/3111. That's right, you will have seen the last "odd
digit day" in your lifetime, and for approximately 37 generations to come!









Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-01-17 Thread David van Balen



True, but he did say all odd digits
 ^^



On Fri, 19 Nov 1999 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 
 
 From: Ronald A. Yacketta
 
 what about 1/9/2001?
 is that not odd a nod number? 1 is odd, 9 is nod and oh yeah 2001 is a odd
 number ;-P
 
 
 
 
 
 bluebottle [EMAIL PROTECTED] on 11/19/99 11:55:40 AM
 
 Please respond to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
 To:   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 cc:(bcc: Ronald A. Yacketta/958157/EKC)
 Subject:  [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Today - Friday, 19/11/1999 -  will be the last day that has all odd digits
 in it's date until 1/1/3111. That's right, you will have seen the last "odd
 digit day" in your lifetime, and for approximately 37 generations to come!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-01-17 Thread PadLocke

yes it is, BUT 2 is an even digit and I think the point was that 11-19-1999
will be the last calander date with all odd digits. 

This person probably also realizes that today is the first day of the rest of
the week :) *chuckle* jk


On Fri, 19 Nov 1999, you wrote:
 From: Ronald A. Yacketta
 
 what about 1/9/2001?
 is that not odd a nod number? 1 is odd, 9 is nod and oh yeah 2001 is a odd
 number ;-P
 
 
 
 
 
 bluebottle [EMAIL PROTECTED] on 11/19/99 11:55:40 AM
 
 Please respond to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
 To:   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 cc:(bcc: Ronald A. Yacketta/958157/EKC)
 Subject:  [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Today - Friday, 19/11/1999 -  will be the last day that has all odd digits
 in it's date until 1/1/3111. That's right, you will have seen the last "odd
 digit day" in your lifetime, and for approximately 37 generations to come!
--
PadLocke the Ogre
There are three types of people in this world...
those who can count, and those who can't!



Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-01-17 Thread Jeremy

But the "2" in "2001" is not.  here is a good one...are zeros od or even?

J

On Fri, 19 Nov 1999, you wrote:
 From: Ronald A. Yacketta
 
 what about 1/9/2001?
 is that not odd a nod number? 1 is odd, 9 is nod and oh yeah 2001 is a odd
 number ;-P
 
 
 
 
 
 bluebottle [EMAIL PROTECTED] on 11/19/99 11:55:40 AM
 
 Please respond to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
 To:   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 cc:(bcc: Ronald A. Yacketta/958157/EKC)
 Subject:  [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Today - Friday, 19/11/1999 -  will be the last day that has all odd digits
 in it's date until 1/1/3111. That's right, you will have seen the last "odd
 digit day" in your lifetime, and for approximately 37 generations to come!



Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)

1999-01-17 Thread David P. Greenberg

Q: How many Internet mailing list subscribers does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: 1,331:
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb
has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers
156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb
discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this
email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we are all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected
URLs.
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this
list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers
and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it
here.
143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.
(sorry about the size of this but I thought it would be aprapos, and it's
S true) LOL

David P. Greenberg
Bitco Electronics
"In Service to the Recording Industry"
**Rock on with glowing glass**
-Original Message-
From: PadLocke [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Friday, November 19, 1999 7:09 PM
Subject: Re: [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)


yes it is, BUT 2 is an even digit and I think the point was that 11-19-1999
will be the last calander date with all odd digits.

This person probably also realizes that today is the first day of the rest
of
the week :) *chuckle* jk


On Fri, 19 Nov 1999, you wrote:
 From: Ronald A. Yacketta

 what about 1/9/2001?
 is that not odd a nod number? 1 is odd, 9 is nod and oh yeah 2001 is a
odd
 number ;-P





 bluebottle [EMAIL PROTECTED] on 11/19/99 11:55:40 AM

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 Subject:  [newbie] Totally useless fact (OS)






 Today - Friday, 19/11/1999 -  will be the last day that has all odd
digits
 in it's date until 1/1/3111. That's right, you will have seen the last
"odd
 digit day" in your lifetime, and for approximately 37 generations to
come!
--
PadLocke the Ogre
There are three types of people in this world...
those who can count, and those who can't!