RE: NTDSUTIL...

2012-02-08 Thread Brian Desmond
It's always been the way it is if that's what you're asking...

You have to know where what you want is, which is a challenge, but, once you 
do, IMO the menu structure is reasonably easy to work with.

Thanks,
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From: David Lum [mailto:david@nwea.org]
Sent: Wednesday, February 08, 2012 8:58 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: NTDSUTIL...

I'm guessing this utility by design is clunky? I do get that it's powerful, but 
man it reminds me of EDLIN. OTOH I'm getting the hang of it, but not sure if 
that's a good thing or bad thing.
David Lum
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Re: NTDSUTIL...

2012-02-08 Thread Jonathan Link
I'm thinking you haven't embrced powershell, yet, either...

On Wed, Feb 8, 2012 at 10:58 AM, David Lum david@nwea.org wrote:

 I’m guessing this utility by design is clunky? I do get that it’s
 powerful, but man it reminds me of EDLIN. OTOH I’m getting the hang of it,
 but not sure if that’s a good thing or bad thing.

 *David Lum*
 Systems Engineer // NWEATM
 Office 503.548.5229 //* *Cell (voice/text) 503.267.9764

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RE: NTDSUTIL...

2012-02-08 Thread Michael B. Smith
Just like netsh, if you know exactly what you are doing, you can shortcut it.

Just like netsh (even much more so, actually), if you do the wrong thing, you 
can screw things up badly.

Regards,

Michael B. Smith
Consultant and Exchange MVP
http://TheEssentialExchange.com

From: David Lum [mailto:david@nwea.org]
Sent: Wednesday, February 08, 2012 10:58 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: NTDSUTIL...

I'm guessing this utility by design is clunky? I do get that it's powerful, but 
man it reminds me of EDLIN. OTOH I'm getting the hang of it, but not sure if 
that's a good thing or bad thing.
David Lum
Systems Engineer // NWEATM
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Re: NTDSUTIL...

2012-02-08 Thread Ben Scott
On Wed, Feb 8, 2012 at 10:58 AM, David Lum david@nwea.org wrote:
 I’m guessing this utility by design is clunky? I do get that it’s powerful,
 but man it reminds me of EDLIN. OTOH I’m getting the hang of it, but not
 sure if that’s a good thing or bad thing.

  NTDSUTIL is a low-level, raw access, powerful sort of tool.
Generally you shouldn't be using it unless things are moderately badly
broken already.  In that kind of situation, you want as little
helpfulness between you and the data as possible.  You wouldn't be
using it if things weren't outside the expectations of the higher
level tools, so by definition you're in a situation where you're
claiming to be smarter than the higher level tools.

  The following excerpt from Neal Stephenson's essay, In the
Beginning... Was the Command Line, explains the sort of tool that
NTDSUTIL is.  NTDSUTIL is like the Hole Hawg.

= The Hole Hawg =

The Hole Hawg is a drill made by the Milwaukee Tool Company. If you
look in a typical hardware store you may find smaller Milwaukee drills
but not the Hole Hawg, which is too powerful and too expensive for
homeowners. The Hole Hawg does not have the pistol-like design of a
cheap homeowner's drill. It is a cube of solid metal with a handle
sticking out of one face and a chuck mounted in another. The cube
contains a disconcertingly potent electric motor. You can hold the
handle and operate the trigger with your index finger, but unless you
are exceptionally strong you cannot control the weight of the Hole
Hawg with one hand; it is a two-hander all the way. In order to fight
off the counter-torque of the Hole Hawg you use a separate handle
(provided), which you screw into one side of the iron cube or the
other depending on whether you are using your left or right hand to
operate the trigger. This handle is not a sleek, ergonomically
designed item as it would be in a homeowner's drill. It is simply a
foot-long chunk of regular galvanized pipe, threaded on one end, with
a black rubber handle on the other. If you lose it, you just go to the
local plumbing supply store and buy another chunk of pipe.

During the Eighties I did some construction work. One day, another
worker leaned a ladder against the outside of the building that we
were putting up, climbed up to the second-story level, and used the
Hole Hawg to drill a hole through the exterior wall. At some point,
the drill bit caught in the wall. The Hole Hawg, following its one and
only imperative, kept going. It spun the worker's body around like a
rag doll, causing him to knock his own ladder down. Fortunately he
kept his grip on the Hole Hawg, which remained lodged in the wall, and
he simply dangled from it and shouted for help until someone came
along and reinstated the ladder.

I myself used a Hole Hawg to drill many holes through studs, which it
did as a blender chops cabbage. I also used it to cut a few
six-inch-diameter holes through an old lath-and-plaster ceiling. I
chucked in a new hole saw, went up to the second story, reached down
between the newly installed floor joists, and began to cut through the
first-floor ceiling below. Where my homeowner's drill had labored and
whined to spin the huge bit around, and had stalled at the slightest
obstruction, the Hole Hawg rotated with the stupid consistency of a
spinning planet. When the hole saw seized up, the Hole Hawg spun
itself and me around, and crushed one of my hands between the steel
pipe handle and a joist, producing a few lacerations, each surrounded
by a wide corona of deeply bruised flesh. It also bent the hole saw
itself, though not so badly that I couldn't use it. After a few such
run-ins, when I got ready to use the Hole Hawg my heart actually began
to pound with atavistic terror.

But I never blamed the Hole Hawg; I blamed myself. The Hole Hawg is
dangerous because it does exactly what you tell it to. It is not bound
by the physical limitations that are inherent in a cheap drill, and
neither is it limited by safety interlocks that might be built into a
homeowner's product by a liability-conscious manufacturer. The danger
lies not in the machine itself but in the user's failure to envision
the full consequences of the instructions he gives to it.

A smaller tool is dangerous too, but for a completely different
reason: it tries to do what you tell it to, and fails in some way that
is unpredictable and almost always undesirable. But the Hole Hawg is
like the genie of the ancient fairy tales, who carries out his
master's instructions literally and precisely and with unlimited
power, often with disastrous, unforeseen consequences.

= END EXCERPT =

(Original essay In the Beginning... Was the Command Line copyright
1999 by Neal Stephenson; available online freely at
http://www.cryptonomicon.com/beginning.html.  Above text copied from
 The Command Line in 2004,  copyright 2004 by Garrett Birkel;
available online freely at
http://garote.bdmonkeys.net/commandline/index.html.  Reproduction
with 

Re: NTDSUTIL...

2012-02-08 Thread Andrew S. Baker
Well, there are few other ways to migrate, say, the Schema Master role...

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On Wed, Feb 8, 2012 at 11:54 AM, Ben Scott mailvor...@gmail.com wrote:

 On Wed, Feb 8, 2012 at 10:58 AM, David Lum david@nwea.org wrote:
  I’m guessing this utility by design is clunky? I do get that it’s
 powerful,
  but man it reminds me of EDLIN. OTOH I’m getting the hang of it, but not
  sure if that’s a good thing or bad thing.

   NTDSUTIL is a low-level, raw access, powerful sort of tool.
 Generally you shouldn't be using it unless things are moderately badly
 broken already.  In that kind of situation, you want as little
 helpfulness between you and the data as possible.  You wouldn't be
 using it if things weren't outside the expectations of the higher
 level tools, so by definition you're in a situation where you're
 claiming to be smarter than the higher level tools.

  The following excerpt from Neal Stephenson's essay, In the
 Beginning... Was the Command Line, explains the sort of tool that
 NTDSUTIL is.  NTDSUTIL is like the Hole Hawg.

 = The Hole Hawg =

 The Hole Hawg is a drill made by the Milwaukee Tool Company. If you
 look in a typical hardware store you may find smaller Milwaukee drills
 but not the Hole Hawg, which is too powerful and too expensive for
 homeowners. The Hole Hawg does not have the pistol-like design of a
 cheap homeowner's drill. It is a cube of solid metal with a handle
 sticking out of one face and a chuck mounted in another. The cube
 contains a disconcertingly potent electric motor. You can hold the
 handle and operate the trigger with your index finger, but unless you
 are exceptionally strong you cannot control the weight of the Hole
 Hawg with one hand; it is a two-hander all the way. In order to fight
 off the counter-torque of the Hole Hawg you use a separate handle
 (provided), which you screw into one side of the iron cube or the
 other depending on whether you are using your left or right hand to
 operate the trigger. This handle is not a sleek, ergonomically
 designed item as it would be in a homeowner's drill. It is simply a
 foot-long chunk of regular galvanized pipe, threaded on one end, with
 a black rubber handle on the other. If you lose it, you just go to the
 local plumbing supply store and buy another chunk of pipe.

 During the Eighties I did some construction work. One day, another
 worker leaned a ladder against the outside of the building that we
 were putting up, climbed up to the second-story level, and used the
 Hole Hawg to drill a hole through the exterior wall. At some point,
 the drill bit caught in the wall. The Hole Hawg, following its one and
 only imperative, kept going. It spun the worker's body around like a
 rag doll, causing him to knock his own ladder down. Fortunately he
 kept his grip on the Hole Hawg, which remained lodged in the wall, and
 he simply dangled from it and shouted for help until someone came
 along and reinstated the ladder.

 I myself used a Hole Hawg to drill many holes through studs, which it
 did as a blender chops cabbage. I also used it to cut a few
 six-inch-diameter holes through an old lath-and-plaster ceiling. I
 chucked in a new hole saw, went up to the second story, reached down
 between the newly installed floor joists, and began to cut through the
 first-floor ceiling below. Where my homeowner's drill had labored and
 whined to spin the huge bit around, and had stalled at the slightest
 obstruction, the Hole Hawg rotated with the stupid consistency of a
 spinning planet. When the hole saw seized up, the Hole Hawg spun
 itself and me around, and crushed one of my hands between the steel
 pipe handle and a joist, producing a few lacerations, each surrounded
 by a wide corona of deeply bruised flesh. It also bent the hole saw
 itself, though not so badly that I couldn't use it. After a few such
 run-ins, when I got ready to use the Hole Hawg my heart actually began
 to pound with atavistic terror.

 But I never blamed the Hole Hawg; I blamed myself. The Hole Hawg is
 dangerous because it does exactly what you tell it to. It is not bound
 by the physical limitations that are inherent in a cheap drill, and
 neither is it limited by safety interlocks that might be built into a
 homeowner's product by a liability-conscious manufacturer. The danger
 lies not in the machine itself but in the user's failure to envision
 the full consequences of the instructions he gives to it.

 A smaller tool is dangerous too, but for a completely different
 reason: it tries to do what you tell it to, and fails in some way that
 is unpredictable and almost always undesirable. But the Hole Hawg is
 like the genie of the ancient fairy tales, who carries out his
 master's instructions literally and precisely and with unlimited
 power, often with disastrous, unforeseen consequences.

 = END EXCERPT =

 (Original essay In 

Re: NTDSUTIL...

2012-02-08 Thread Steven Peck
I can fully and painfully witness that the Hole Hawg is in fact exactly as
described.
Steven Peck
http://www.blkmtn.org


On Wed, Feb 8, 2012 at 8:54 AM, Ben Scott mailvor...@gmail.com wrote:

 On Wed, Feb 8, 2012 at 10:58 AM, David Lum david@nwea.org wrote:
  I’m guessing this utility by design is clunky? I do get that it’s
 powerful,
  but man it reminds me of EDLIN. OTOH I’m getting the hang of it, but not
  sure if that’s a good thing or bad thing.

   NTDSUTIL is a low-level, raw access, powerful sort of tool.
 Generally you shouldn't be using it unless things are moderately badly
 broken already.  In that kind of situation, you want as little
 helpfulness between you and the data as possible.  You wouldn't be
 using it if things weren't outside the expectations of the higher
 level tools, so by definition you're in a situation where you're
 claiming to be smarter than the higher level tools.

  The following excerpt from Neal Stephenson's essay, In the
 Beginning... Was the Command Line, explains the sort of tool that
 NTDSUTIL is.  NTDSUTIL is like the Hole Hawg.

 = The Hole Hawg =

 The Hole Hawg is a drill made by the Milwaukee Tool Company. If you
 look in a typical hardware store you may find smaller Milwaukee drills
 but not the Hole Hawg, which is too powerful and too expensive for
 homeowners. The Hole Hawg does not have the pistol-like design of a
 cheap homeowner's drill. It is a cube of solid metal with a handle
 sticking out of one face and a chuck mounted in another. The cube
 contains a disconcertingly potent electric motor. You can hold the
 handle and operate the trigger with your index finger, but unless you
 are exceptionally strong you cannot control the weight of the Hole
 Hawg with one hand; it is a two-hander all the way. In order to fight
 off the counter-torque of the Hole Hawg you use a separate handle
 (provided), which you screw into one side of the iron cube or the
 other depending on whether you are using your left or right hand to
 operate the trigger. This handle is not a sleek, ergonomically
 designed item as it would be in a homeowner's drill. It is simply a
 foot-long chunk of regular galvanized pipe, threaded on one end, with
 a black rubber handle on the other. If you lose it, you just go to the
 local plumbing supply store and buy another chunk of pipe.

 During the Eighties I did some construction work. One day, another
 worker leaned a ladder against the outside of the building that we
 were putting up, climbed up to the second-story level, and used the
 Hole Hawg to drill a hole through the exterior wall. At some point,
 the drill bit caught in the wall. The Hole Hawg, following its one and
 only imperative, kept going. It spun the worker's body around like a
 rag doll, causing him to knock his own ladder down. Fortunately he
 kept his grip on the Hole Hawg, which remained lodged in the wall, and
 he simply dangled from it and shouted for help until someone came
 along and reinstated the ladder.

 I myself used a Hole Hawg to drill many holes through studs, which it
 did as a blender chops cabbage. I also used it to cut a few
 six-inch-diameter holes through an old lath-and-plaster ceiling. I
 chucked in a new hole saw, went up to the second story, reached down
 between the newly installed floor joists, and began to cut through the
 first-floor ceiling below. Where my homeowner's drill had labored and
 whined to spin the huge bit around, and had stalled at the slightest
 obstruction, the Hole Hawg rotated with the stupid consistency of a
 spinning planet. When the hole saw seized up, the Hole Hawg spun
 itself and me around, and crushed one of my hands between the steel
 pipe handle and a joist, producing a few lacerations, each surrounded
 by a wide corona of deeply bruised flesh. It also bent the hole saw
 itself, though not so badly that I couldn't use it. After a few such
 run-ins, when I got ready to use the Hole Hawg my heart actually began
 to pound with atavistic terror.

 But I never blamed the Hole Hawg; I blamed myself. The Hole Hawg is
 dangerous because it does exactly what you tell it to. It is not bound
 by the physical limitations that are inherent in a cheap drill, and
 neither is it limited by safety interlocks that might be built into a
 homeowner's product by a liability-conscious manufacturer. The danger
 lies not in the machine itself but in the user's failure to envision
 the full consequences of the instructions he gives to it.

 A smaller tool is dangerous too, but for a completely different
 reason: it tries to do what you tell it to, and fails in some way that
 is unpredictable and almost always undesirable. But the Hole Hawg is
 like the genie of the ancient fairy tales, who carries out his
 master's instructions literally and precisely and with unlimited
 power, often with disastrous, unforeseen consequences.

 = END EXCERPT =

 (Original essay In the Beginning... Was the Command Line copyright
 1999 by Neal 

RE: NTDSUTIL...

2012-02-08 Thread David Lum
I figure it's always been that way, was just commenting on it really. On the 
PowerShell - correct, for better or worse I can still accomplish 95% of what I 
need with cmd.exe and batch files. Create AD accounts, shares, set home 
directories and permissions on them, run Systernals tools like psexec and push 
stuff with SMS is what I typically do in batch.

At least the NTDSUTIL process makes sense once you do use it a few times.

I know just enough PowerShell to look at a PS file and largely know what it's 
doing and can modify existing to fit. My mad scripting skills ended when I 
stopped using KiXtart five years ago (corresponded with me getting 
%currentdayjob%) - I was able to so pretty neat stuff with it back in the day - 
it was how I did SMS-y stuff without actually having SMS. Need the IE version 
of all systems and push out some software and uninstall others, no sweat.

I am of the belief that scripting skills is one thing that separates good 
admins from great ones. I don't know admins that are both great and don't know 
scripting of some kind or another.

Ben S - good point, and kind of what I was thinking. With an SBS swing you're 
in both ADSIEdit and NTDSUTIL. And since I am practicing the swing in my lab 
several times so I have it mostly by heart I'm in both of those tools a lot 
recently.

From: Jonathan Link [mailto:jonathan.l...@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, February 08, 2012 8:14 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: NTDSUTIL...

I'm thinking you haven't embrced powershell, yet, either...
On Wed, Feb 8, 2012 at 10:58 AM, David Lum 
david@nwea.orgmailto:david@nwea.org wrote:
I'm guessing this utility by design is clunky? I do get that it's powerful, but 
man it reminds me of EDLIN. OTOH I'm getting the hang of it, but not sure if 
that's a good thing or bad thing.

David Lum
Systems Engineer // NWEATM
Office 503.548.5229tel:503.548.5229 // Cell (voice/text) 
503.267.9764tel:503.267.9764


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Re: NTDSUTIL...

2012-02-08 Thread Ben Scott
On Wed, Feb 8, 2012 at 12:25 PM, Andrew S. Baker asbz...@gmail.com wrote:
  NTDSUTIL is a low-level, raw access, powerful sort of tool.
 Generally you shouldn't be using it unless things are moderately badly
 broken already.

 Well, there are few other ways to migrate, say, the Schema Master role...

  Don't ruin a good analogy with minor details.  ;-)

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RE: NTDSUTIL...

2012-02-08 Thread Brian Desmond
There are some useful things in there that aren't available anywhere else like 
the group membership evaluator or snapshotting. 

Thanks,
Brian Desmond
br...@briandesmond.com

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-Original Message-
From: Ben Scott [mailto:mailvor...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Wednesday, February 08, 2012 9:54 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: NTDSUTIL...

On Wed, Feb 8, 2012 at 10:58 AM, David Lum david@nwea.org wrote:
 I'm guessing this utility by design is clunky? I do get that it's 
 powerful, but man it reminds me of EDLIN. OTOH I'm getting the hang of 
 it, but not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing.

  NTDSUTIL is a low-level, raw access, powerful sort of tool.
Generally you shouldn't be using it unless things are moderately badly broken 
already.  In that kind of situation, you want as little helpfulness between 
you and the data as possible.  You wouldn't be using it if things weren't 
outside the expectations of the higher level tools, so by definition you're in 
a situation where you're claiming to be smarter than the higher level tools.

  The following excerpt from Neal Stephenson's essay, In the Beginning... Was 
the Command Line, explains the sort of tool that NTDSUTIL is.  NTDSUTIL is 
like the Hole Hawg.

= The Hole Hawg =

The Hole Hawg is a drill made by the Milwaukee Tool Company. If you look in a 
typical hardware store you may find smaller Milwaukee drills but not the Hole 
Hawg, which is too powerful and too expensive for homeowners. The Hole Hawg 
does not have the pistol-like design of a cheap homeowner's drill. It is a cube 
of solid metal with a handle sticking out of one face and a chuck mounted in 
another. The cube contains a disconcertingly potent electric motor. You can 
hold the handle and operate the trigger with your index finger, but unless you 
are exceptionally strong you cannot control the weight of the Hole Hawg with 
one hand; it is a two-hander all the way. In order to fight off the 
counter-torque of the Hole Hawg you use a separate handle (provided), which you 
screw into one side of the iron cube or the other depending on whether you are 
using your left or right hand to operate the trigger. This handle is not a 
sleek, ergonomically designed item as it would be in a homeowner's drill. It is 
simply a foot-long chunk of regular galvanized pipe, threaded on one end, with 
a black rubber handle on the other. If you lose it, you just go to the local 
plumbing supply store and buy another chunk of pipe.

During the Eighties I did some construction work. One day, another worker 
leaned a ladder against the outside of the building that we were putting up, 
climbed up to the second-story level, and used the Hole Hawg to drill a hole 
through the exterior wall. At some point, the drill bit caught in the wall. The 
Hole Hawg, following its one and only imperative, kept going. It spun the 
worker's body around like a rag doll, causing him to knock his own ladder down. 
Fortunately he kept his grip on the Hole Hawg, which remained lodged in the 
wall, and he simply dangled from it and shouted for help until someone came 
along and reinstated the ladder.

I myself used a Hole Hawg to drill many holes through studs, which it did as a 
blender chops cabbage. I also used it to cut a few six-inch-diameter holes 
through an old lath-and-plaster ceiling. I chucked in a new hole saw, went up 
to the second story, reached down between the newly installed floor joists, and 
began to cut through the first-floor ceiling below. Where my homeowner's drill 
had labored and whined to spin the huge bit around, and had stalled at the 
slightest obstruction, the Hole Hawg rotated with the stupid consistency of a 
spinning planet. When the hole saw seized up, the Hole Hawg spun itself and me 
around, and crushed one of my hands between the steel pipe handle and a joist, 
producing a few lacerations, each surrounded by a wide corona of deeply bruised 
flesh. It also bent the hole saw itself, though not so badly that I couldn't 
use it. After a few such run-ins, when I got ready to use the Hole Hawg my 
heart actually began to pound with atavistic terror.

But I never blamed the Hole Hawg; I blamed myself. The Hole Hawg is dangerous 
because it does exactly what you tell it to. It is not bound by the physical 
limitations that are inherent in a cheap drill, and neither is it limited by 
safety interlocks that might be built into a homeowner's product by a 
liability-conscious manufacturer. The danger lies not in the machine itself but 
in the user's failure to envision the full consequences of the instructions he 
gives to it.

A smaller tool is dangerous too, but for a completely different
reason: it tries to do what you tell it to, and fails in some way that is 
unpredictable and almost always undesirable. But the Hole Hawg is like the 
genie of the ancient fairy tales, who carries out his master's instructions 
literally and precisely