Re: Friday semiOT: funny to me anyway
We are pentium of borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated. On Sun, Mar 24, 2013 at 9:38 PM, Ben Scott mailvor...@gmail.com wrote: On Sat, Mar 23, 2013 at 1:03 AM, Kurt Buff kurt.b...@gmail.com wrote: This day, 1995, Intel dropped the big one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos Let's see... Pentium jokes... right... PENTIUM = Parts Exist Now Though Invariably Undergo Meltdown After the FDIV bug: Q: What do you call that 'Intel Inside' sticker? A: A warning label. Intel, where Quality is job number 0.9993724168! Did you hear about the new 'morning after' contraceptive from Intel? It's called RU-586. It causes the embryo to not divide correctly. And finally, the Pentium theme song (to the tune of Daisy Bell): Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. Getting hazy, can't divide three into two. My answers, I cannot see 'em; They are stuck in my Pentium. I could be fleet, My answers sweet, With a workable FPU! (All seen around the 'nets (there was more than one, back then) at the time, always unattributed.) -- Ben ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
Re: Friday semiOT: funny to me anyway
On Sun, Mar 24, 2013 at 9:38 PM, Ben Scott mailvor...@gmail.com wrote: On Sat, Mar 23, 2013 at 1:03 AM, Kurt Buff kurt.b...@gmail.com wrote: This day, 1995, Intel dropped the big one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos Let's see... Pentium jokes... right... And the Weird Al song, It's all about the Pentiums ... ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
Re: Friday semiOT: funny to me anyway
There's a word for what you just did there... :-) On Mon, Mar 25, 2013 at 3:22 PM, Michael Leone oozerd...@gmail.com wrote: On Sun, Mar 24, 2013 at 9:38 PM, Ben Scott mailvor...@gmail.com wrote: On Sat, Mar 23, 2013 at 1:03 AM, Kurt Buff kurt.b...@gmail.com wrote: This day, 1995, Intel dropped the big one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos Let's see... Pentium jokes... right... And the Weird Al song, It's all about the Pentiums ... ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
Re: Friday semiOT: funny to me anyway
I bought it on Craigslist On Mon, Mar 25, 2013 at 2:27 PM, Jonathan Link jonathan.l...@gmail.comwrote: There's a word for what you just did there... :-) On Mon, Mar 25, 2013 at 3:22 PM, Michael Leone oozerd...@gmail.comwrote: On Sun, Mar 24, 2013 at 9:38 PM, Ben Scott mailvor...@gmail.com wrote: On Sat, Mar 23, 2013 at 1:03 AM, Kurt Buff kurt.b...@gmail.com wrote: This day, 1995, Intel dropped the big one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos Let's see... Pentium jokes... right... And the Weird Al song, It's all about the Pentiums ... ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
Re: Friday semiOT: funny to me anyway
Remember getting one with math error in our first Compaq Proliant. Never bothered exchanging it. Op 24 mrt. 2013 22:02 schreef Kurt Buff kurt.b...@gmail.com het volgende: Yep - been a long time since the Pentium came out - 1995-03-22 On Sun, Mar 24, 2013 at 1:38 PM, Richard Stovall rich...@gmail.com wrote: Wow. On Mar 23, 2013 1:07 AM, Kurt Buff kurt.b...@gmail.com wrote: This day, 1995, Intel dropped the big one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
Re: Friday semiOT: funny to me anyway
On Mon, Mar 25, 2013 at 3:22 PM, Michael Leone oozerd...@gmail.com wrote: On Sun, Mar 24, 2013 at 9:38 PM, Ben Scott mailvor...@gmail.com wrote: On Sat, Mar 23, 2013 at 1:03 AM, Kurt Buff kurt.b...@gmail.com wrote: This day, 1995, Intel dropped the big one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos Let's see... Pentium jokes... right... And the Weird Al song, It's all about the Pentiums ... You might want to try that link there. ;-) -- Ben ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
Re: Friday semiOT: funny to me anyway
On Mon, Mar 25, 2013 at 3:37 PM, Rene de Haas rene.deh...@gmail.com wrote: Remember getting one with math error in our first Compaq Proliant. Never bothered exchanging it. Most servers -- especially back then -- don't do a lot of floating point. :) -- Ben ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
Re: Friday semiOT: funny to me anyway
Wow. On Mar 23, 2013 1:07 AM, Kurt Buff kurt.b...@gmail.com wrote: This day, 1995, Intel dropped the big one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
Re: Friday semiOT: funny to me anyway
Yep - been a long time since the Pentium came out - 1995-03-22 On Sun, Mar 24, 2013 at 1:38 PM, Richard Stovall rich...@gmail.com wrote: Wow. On Mar 23, 2013 1:07 AM, Kurt Buff kurt.b...@gmail.com wrote: This day, 1995, Intel dropped the big one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
Re: Friday semiOT: funny to me anyway
On Sat, Mar 23, 2013 at 1:03 AM, Kurt Buff kurt.b...@gmail.com wrote: This day, 1995, Intel dropped the big one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos Let's see... Pentium jokes... right... PENTIUM = Parts Exist Now Though Invariably Undergo Meltdown After the FDIV bug: Q: What do you call that 'Intel Inside' sticker? A: A warning label. Intel, where Quality is job number 0.9993724168! Did you hear about the new 'morning after' contraceptive from Intel? It's called RU-586. It causes the embryo to not divide correctly. And finally, the Pentium theme song (to the tune of Daisy Bell): Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. Getting hazy, can't divide three into two. My answers, I cannot see 'em; They are stuck in my Pentium. I could be fleet, My answers sweet, With a workable FPU! (All seen around the 'nets (there was more than one, back then) at the time, always unattributed.) -- Ben ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/ ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to listmana...@lyris.sunbeltsoftware.com with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
