[obrolan-bandar] hukuman yg pantas buat maddoff

2009-03-12 Terurut Topik tora
kalo di indonesia, siapa analogi orang  ini? dan apa hukuman yg pantas?



Time to Vote For Bernie Madoff's Sentence

 
  CNBC.com
--
 
Here are the ten finalists in our contest for the most creative sentence for 
Bernard Madoff.

Many of you sent in similar ideas, but I've chosen those who either came up 
with a particular idea first, or fleshed the idea out most creatively. I've 
been overwhelmed by the responses, and I hope this little exercise helped 
people let off steam.

Voting ends at the close of the market today and then I will announce the 
winner.

And the nominees are...

1) Tie him to a pole in Bagdad wearing a NY Yankee's shirt and a Salmon 
Rushdie ball cap.

2) He should be made to eat Benjamins ($100 bills) until his pampered gut 
explodes.

3) I think we should just release him. He lost money for the Russian oligarchs 
and possibly the Russian mob. There's really nowhere to go to hide from those 
guys. Bon voyage Bernie!

4) Sentence him to life working everyday for the SEC, finding people just like 
him who haven't been found yet...Give him leave to go walk in Central Park for 
an hour everytime he finds another crook, and leave to go to a very good 
restaurant for dinner everytime he turns up somebody who whacked the public for 
upwards of $100,000,000. Other performance bonuses can be created. Never mind 
his rotting in jail; it might feel good, but does nothing for us but force us 
to feed him. He's very smart, very experienced, and we should put him to work 
catching people just like him.

5) I think we should trade him to the Palestinians for Israeli soldiers.

6) Ten minutes alone in a room with the investors he cheated.

7) Mr. Madoff could be the new Wal-Mart greeter! I hear Wal-Mart is hiring! 
Sometimes that place feels like a jail when it's packed!

8) Get him performing 'hard labor' on those infrastructure projects - operate 
a jackhammer, carry heavy loads of building materials, bridge repairs, 
whatever. Keep him working until he drops. The sooner the better. At least we 
all get something out of it.

9) They should put him in a glass bubble and make him tour every city in the 
world wearing a prison uniform that says Lonely, Pathetic and Shameful...they 
should open the glass bubble at each stop and let people egg him for a nominal 
fee of $1. This would bring a new meaning of having 'egg on your face'. The 
investors could recoup billions of dollars over the next several years...

10) Fifteen years in same cell with chimpanzee.

  FUNNY BUSINESS POLL 
   Which verdict do you prefer?   * 4016 responses  
   
   Baghdad pole
8.1%  
   
   Eating $100 bills
2.2%  
   
   Release him and wait for Russian mob
15%  
   
   Work for SEC
25%  
   
   Trade to Palestinians
4%  
   
   Ten minutes with his victims
18%  
   
   Wal-Mart greeter
4.6%  
   
   Hard labor on infrastructure projects
9%  
   
   Glass bubble tour
7.3%  
   
   15 years with chimp
6.3%  
Not a scientific survey. 
 



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Re: [obrolan-bandar] hukuman yg pantas buat maddoff

2009-03-12 Terurut Topik dario kurniawan
Madoff 150 tahun...HR 1,5 tahun ?? apa 1,5 bulan ?? atau jangan2 cuma perdata 
bukan pidana??
give us justice pleasee...

Dario Amran

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Topik: Re: [obrolan-bandar] hukuman yg pantas buat maddoff
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Tanggal: Jumat, 13 Maret, 2009, 7:04 AM













 Kayaknya nggak Ada dech,
Coba kalau ada pasti udah kita penjarakan, kan negara kita negara hukum,


Tks

BW

Sent from my BlackBerry® From:  tora 
Date: Fri, 13 Mar 2009 07:03:04 +0700
To: obrolan-bandar@ yahoogroups. com
Subject: [obrolan-bandar] hukuman yg pantas buat maddoff
  kalo  di indonesia, siapa analogi orang  ini? dan apa 
hukuman yg  pantas?   Time to Vote  For Bernie Madoff's Sentence    
   CNBC.com   Here are the ten finalists in our contest 
for the  most creative sentence for Bernard  Madoff.Many of you sent in similar 
ideas, but I've chosen those who  either came up with a particular idea first, 
or fleshed the idea out most  creatively. I've been overwhelmed by the 
responses, and I hope this little  exercise helped people let off steam.Voting 
ends at the close of the market today and then I will  announce the winner.And 
the nominees are...1) Tie him  to a pole in Bagdad wearing a NY Yankee's shirt 
and a Salmon Rushdie ball  cap.2) He should  be made to eat Benjamins ($100 
bills) until his pampered gut explodes.3) I think  we should just release 
him. He lost money for the Russian oligarchs and possibly  the Russian mob. 
There's really nowhere to
 go to hide from those guys. Bon  voyage Bernie!4) Sentence  him to life 
working everyday for the SEC, finding people just like him who  haven't been 
found yet...Give him leave to go walk in Central Park for an hour  everytime he 
finds another crook, and leave to go to a very good restaurant for  dinner 
everytime he turns up somebody who whacked the public for upwards of  
$100,000,000. Other performance bonuses can be created. Never mind his rotting  
in jail; it might feel good, but does nothing for us but force us to feed him.  
He's very smart, very experienced, and we should put him to work catching 
people  just like him.5) I think  we should trade him to the Palestinians for 
Israeli soldiers.6) Ten  minutes alone in a room with the investors he 
cheated.7) Mr.  Madoff could be the new Wal-Mart greeter! I hear Wal-Mart is 
hiring! Sometimes  that place feels like a jail when it's packed!8) Get him  
performing 'hard labor' on those
 infrastructure projects - operate a jackhammer,  carry heavy loads of building 
materials, bridge repairs, whatever. Keep him  working until he drops. The 
sooner the better. At least we all get something out  of it.9) They  should 
put him in a glass bubble and make him tour every city in the world  wearing a 
prison uniform that says Lonely, Pathetic and Shameful... they should  open 
the glass bubble at each stop and let people egg him for a nominal fee of  $1. 
This would bring a new meaning of having 'egg on your face'. The investors  
could recoup billions of dollars over the next several years...10) Fifteen  
years in same cell with chimpanzee.   FUNNY BUSINESS POLL  
 Which verdict do you prefer?   *   
   4016 responses   
   Baghdad pole
8.1%    Eating $100 bills
2.2%    Release him and wait 
for Russian  mob
15%    Work for SEC
25%    Trade to Palestinians
4%    Ten minutes with his 
victims
18%    Wal-Mart greeter
4.6%    Hard labor on 
infrastructure  projects
9%    Glass bubble tour
7.3%    15 years with chimp
6.3%  Not  a scientific  survey.
   
 

  




 

















  
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Re: [obrolan-bandar] hukuman yg pantas buat maddoff

2009-03-12 Terurut Topik Mayor_trend
Apa yang gak bisa dilegalkan di negeri ini,yang hitam bisa diputihkan.
Jangankan uang kita tenggelam di BEI,seluruh harta benda tenggelam di lumpur
juga dianggap wajar tertimpa bencana
On 3/13/09, dario kurniawan darioamran1...@yahoo.co.id wrote:

 Madoff 150 tahun...HR 1,5 tahun ?? apa 1,5 bulan ?? atau jangan2 cuma
 perdata bukan pidana??
 give us justice pleasee...

 Dario Amran

 --- Pada *Jum, 13/3/09, Dukun JSX ir.budi.wib...@gmail.com* menulis:


 Dari: Dukun JSX ir.budi.wib...@gmail.com
 Topik: Re: [obrolan-bandar] hukuman yg pantas buat maddoff
 Kepada: obrolan-bandar@yahoogroups.com
 Tanggal: Jumat, 13 Maret, 2009, 7:04 AM

 Kayaknya nggak Ada dech,
 Coba kalau ada pasti udah kita penjarakan, kan negara kita negara hukum,


 Tks

 BW

 Sent from my BlackBerry®
 --
 *From*: tora
 *Date*: Fri, 13 Mar 2009 07:03:04 +0700
 *To*: obrolan-bandar@ yahoogroups. com
 *Subject*: [obrolan-bandar] hukuman yg pantas buat maddoff
 kalo di indonesia, siapa analogi orang  ini? dan apa hukuman yg pantas?



 Time to Vote For Bernie Madoff's Sentence


 CNBC.com
 --
 Here are the ten finalists in our contest for the most *creative sentence
 for Bernard Madoff*.

 Many of you sent in similar ideas, but I've chosen those who either came up
 with a particular idea first, or fleshed the idea out most creatively. I've
 been overwhelmed by the responses, and I hope this little exercise helped
 people let off steam.

 Voting ends at the close of the market today and then I will announce the
 winner.

 *And the nominees are...*

 1) *Tie him to a pole in Bagdad wearing a NY Yankee's shirt and a Salmon
 Rushdie ball cap.*

 2) *He should be made to eat Benjamins ($100 bills) until his pampered
 gut explodes.*

 3) *I think we should just release him. He lost money for the Russian
 oligarchs and possibly the Russian mob. There's really nowhere to go to hide
 from those guys. Bon voyage Bernie!*

 4) *Sentence him to life working everyday for the SEC, finding people
 just like him who haven't been found yet...Give him leave to go walk in
 Central Park for an hour everytime he finds another crook, and leave to go
 to a very good restaurant for dinner everytime he turns up somebody who
 whacked the public for upwards of $100,000,000. Other performance bonuses
 can be created. Never mind his rotting in jail; it might feel good, but does
 nothing for us but force us to feed him. He's very smart, very experienced,
 and we should put him to work catching people just like him.*

 5) *I think we should trade him to the Palestinians for Israeli
 soldiers.*

 6)* Ten minutes alone in a room with the investors he cheated.*

 7) *Mr. Madoff could be the new Wal-Mart greeter! I hear Wal-Mart is
 hiring! Sometimes that place feels like a jail when it's packed!*

 8) *Get him performing 'hard labor' on those infrastructure projects -
 operate a jackhammer, carry heavy loads of building materials, bridge
 repairs, whatever. Keep him working until he drops. The sooner the better.
 At least we all get something out of it.*

 9) *They should put him in a glass bubble and make him tour every city in
 the world wearing a prison uniform that says Lonely, Pathetic and
 Shameful... they should open the glass bubble at each stop and let people
 egg him for a nominal fee of $1. This would bring a new meaning of having
 'egg on your face'. The investors could recoup billions of dollars over the
 next several years...*

 10) *Fifteen years in same cell with chimpanzee.*

 FUNNY BUSINESS POLLWhich verdict do you prefer?   * 4016 responsesBaghdad
 pole
 *8.1*% Eating $100 bills
 *2.2*% Release him and wait for Russian mob
 *15*% Work for SEC
 *25*% Trade to Palestinians
 *4*% Ten minutes with his victims
 *18*% Wal-Mart greeter
 *4.6*% Hard labor on infrastructure projects
 *9*% Glass bubble tour
 *7.3*% 15 years with chimp
 *6.3*% Not a scientific survey.




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Re: [obrolan-bandar] hukuman yg pantas buat maddoff

2009-03-12 Terurut Topik Felicia Rumondor
Untuk HR sih lebih aman dia terkena kasus pidana(meringkuk di sel) daripada 
perdata, bayangin aja kalo HR hanya terkena  perdata pasti dikejar-kejar 8000an 
nasabah nya sampai ke ujung dunia..mau sembunyi dimana dia.?? Oleh karena 
itu lawyernya tidak mau minta penangguhan penahanan...

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From: Mayor_trend brnie...@gmail.com
Subject: Re: [obrolan-bandar] hukuman yg pantas buat maddoff
To: obrolan-bandar@yahoogroups.com
Date: Friday, March 13, 2009, 12:27 AM








Apa yang gak bisa dilegalkan di negeri ini,yang hitam bisa diputihkan. 
Jangankan uang kita tenggelam di BEI,seluruh harta benda tenggelam di lumpur 
juga dianggap wajar tertimpa bencana 

On 3/13/09, dario kurniawan darioamran1976@ yahoo.co. id wrote:









Madoff 150 tahun...HR 1,5 tahun ?? apa 1,5 bulan ?? atau jangan2 cuma perdata 
bukan pidana??
give us justice pleasee. ..

Dario Amran

--- Pada Jum, 13/3/09, Dukun JSX ir.budi.wibowo@ gmail.com menulis:


Dari: Dukun JSX ir.budi.wibowo@ gmail.com
Topik: Re: [obrolan-bandar] hukuman yg pantas buat maddoff
Kepada: obrolan-bandar@ yahoogroups. com
Tanggal: Jumat, 13 Maret, 2009, 7:04 AM





Kayaknya nggak Ada dech,
Coba kalau ada pasti udah kita penjarakan, kan negara kita negara hukum,



Tks

BW

Sent from my BlackBerry® 

From: tora 
Date: Fri, 13 Mar 2009 07:03:04 +0700
To: obrolan-bandar@ yahoogroups. com
Subject: [obrolan-bandar] hukuman yg pantas buat maddoff


kalo di indonesia, siapa analogi orang  ini? dan apa hukuman yg pantas?
 
 
 



Time to Vote For Bernie Madoff's Sentence

 









CNBC.com

Here are the ten finalists in our contest for the most creative sentence for 
Bernard Madoff.
Many of you sent in similar ideas, but I've chosen those who either came up 
with a particular idea first, or fleshed the idea out most creatively. I've 
been overwhelmed by the responses, and I hope this little exercise helped 
people let off steam.
Voting ends at the close of the market today and then I will announce the 
winner.
And the nominees are...
1) Tie him to a pole in Bagdad wearing a NY Yankee's shirt and a Salmon 
Rushdie ball cap.
2) He should be made to eat Benjamins ($100 bills) until his pampered gut 
explodes.
3) I think we should just release him. He lost money for the Russian oligarchs 
and possibly the Russian mob. There's really nowhere to go to hide from those 
guys. Bon voyage Bernie!
4) Sentence him to life working everyday for the SEC, finding people just like 
him who haven't been found yet...Give him leave to go walk in Central Park for 
an hour everytime he finds another crook, and leave to go to a very good 
restaurant for dinner everytime he turns up somebody who whacked the public for 
upwards of $100,000,000. Other performance bonuses can be created. Never mind 
his rotting in jail; it might feel good, but does nothing for us but force us 
to feed him. He's very smart, very experienced, and we should put him to work 
catching people just like him.
5) I think we should trade him to the Palestinians for Israeli soldiers.
6) Ten minutes alone in a room with the investors he cheated.
7) Mr. Madoff could be the new Wal-Mart greeter! I hear Wal-Mart is hiring! 
Sometimes that place feels like a jail when it's packed!
8) Get him performing 'hard labor' on those infrastructure projects - operate 
a jackhammer, carry heavy loads of building materials, bridge repairs, 
whatever. Keep him working until he drops. The sooner the better. At least we 
all get something out of it.
9) They should put him in a glass bubble and make him tour every city in the 
world wearing a prison uniform that says Lonely, Pathetic and Shameful... 
they should open the glass bubble at each stop and let people egg him for a 
nominal fee of $1. This would bring a new meaning of having 'egg on your face'. 
The investors could recoup billions of dollars over the next several years...
10) Fifteen years in same cell with chimpanzee.




FUNNY BUSINESS POLL






Which verdict do you prefer?   * 4016 responses





Baghdad pole
8.1% 




Eating $100 bills
2.2% 




Release him and wait for Russian mob
15% 




Work for SEC
25% 




Trade to Palestinians
4% 




Ten minutes with his victims
18% 




Wal-Mart greeter
4.6% 




Hard labor on infrastructure projects
9% 




Glass bubble tour
7.3% 




15 years with chimp
6.3% 


Not a scientific survey.






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RE: [obrolan-bandar] hukuman yg pantas buat maddoff

2009-03-12 Terurut Topik rad10 ru54k
Everybody can be bought. It's just a matter of HOW MUCH.

 

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On Behalf Of Mayor_trend
Sent: Friday, March 13, 2009 7:27 AM
To: obrolan-bandar@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [obrolan-bandar] hukuman yg pantas buat maddoff

 

 

Apa yang gak bisa dilegalkan di negeri ini,yang hitam bisa diputihkan.
Jangankan uang kita tenggelam di BEI,seluruh harta benda tenggelam di lumpur
juga dianggap wajar tertimpa bencana 

On 3/13/09, dario kurniawan darioamran1...@yahoo.co.id wrote:


Madoff 150 tahun...HR 1,5 tahun ?? apa 1,5 bulan ?? atau jangan2 cuma
perdata bukan pidana??
give us justice pleasee...

Dario Amran

--- Pada Jum, 13/3/09, Dukun JSX ir.budi.wib...@gmail.com menulis:


Dari: Dukun JSX ir.budi.wib...@gmail.com
Topik: Re: [obrolan-bandar] hukuman yg pantas buat maddoff
Kepada: obrolan-bandar@yahoogroups.com
Tanggal: Jumat, 13 Maret, 2009, 7:04 AM

 

Kayaknya nggak Ada dech,
Coba kalau ada pasti udah kita penjarakan, kan negara kita negara hukum,



Tks

BW

Sent from my BlackBerryR 

  _  

From: tora 
Date: Fri, 13 Mar 2009 07:03:04 +0700
To: obrolan-bandar@ yahoogroups. com
Subject: [obrolan-bandar] hukuman yg pantas buat maddoff

kalo di indonesia, siapa analogi orang  ini? dan apa hukuman yg pantas?

 

 

 

Time to Vote For Bernie Madoff's Sentence

 





CNBC.com

  _  

Here are the ten finalists in our contest for the most creative sentence for
Bernard Madoff.

Many of you sent in similar ideas, but I've chosen those who either came up
with a particular idea first, or fleshed the idea out most creatively. I've
been overwhelmed by the responses, and I hope this little exercise helped
people let off steam.

Voting ends at the close of the market today and then I will announce the
winner.

And the nominees are...

1) Tie him to a pole in Bagdad wearing a NY Yankee's shirt and a Salmon
Rushdie ball cap.

2) He should be made to eat Benjamins ($100 bills) until his pampered gut
explodes.

3) I think we should just release him. He lost money for the Russian
oligarchs and possibly the Russian mob. There's really nowhere to go to hide
from those guys. Bon voyage Bernie!

4) Sentence him to life working everyday for the SEC, finding people just
like him who haven't been found yet...Give him leave to go walk in Central
Park for an hour everytime he finds another crook, and leave to go to a very
good restaurant for dinner everytime he turns up somebody who whacked the
public for upwards of $100,000,000. Other performance bonuses can be
created. Never mind his rotting in jail; it might feel good, but does
nothing for us but force us to feed him. He's very smart, very experienced,
and we should put him to work catching people just like him.

5) I think we should trade him to the Palestinians for Israeli soldiers.

6) Ten minutes alone in a room with the investors he cheated.

7) Mr. Madoff could be the new Wal-Mart greeter! I hear Wal-Mart is hiring!
Sometimes that place feels like a jail when it's packed!

8) Get him performing 'hard labor' on those infrastructure projects -
operate a jackhammer, carry heavy loads of building materials, bridge
repairs, whatever. Keep him working until he drops. The sooner the better.
At least we all get something out of it.

9) They should put him in a glass bubble and make him tour every city in
the world wearing a prison uniform that says Lonely, Pathetic and
Shameful... they should open the glass bubble at each stop and let people
egg him for a nominal fee of $1. This would bring a new meaning of having
'egg on your face'. The investors could recoup billions of dollars over the
next several years...

10) Fifteen years in same cell with chimpanzee.

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Which verdict do you prefer?   * 4016 responses




Baghdad pole
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Eating $100 bills
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Release him and wait for Russian mob
15% Error! Filename not specified.




Work for SEC
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Trade to Palestinians
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Ten minutes with his victims
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Wal-Mart greeter
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Hard labor on infrastructure projects
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Glass bubble tour
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15 years with chimp
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