RE: RE: test this email ad
For those not familiar with American Slang, saying You don't know dick. means You don't know anything. It was a pun I just could not resist... -Original Message- Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 11:06 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L The first time I read this it did not make sense, but now the light bulb has finally come on. I'll just add these folks to the s%$list. Dick Goulet Reply Separator Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:30 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Tim, I think you are wasting your time. A threat from Dick is meaningless...cause they appear not to know Dick! I checked their website. Instead of 'Contact Us' it says 'Contacts Us' on each page...And I'm going to trust them to monitor my database? -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 2:59 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Um... This looks like a sales critter post... So, let's test it... Tell me Paul... Exactly why is this tool so wonderful??? And, a simple cut and paste of marketing material won't do... What exactly does it do for you that is so wonderful??? How does it free up your time??? FYI, if you are a sales critter, you shouldn't post this kind of stuff unless you have some idea of what you're are talking about... We do have a couple sales critters around but they maintain a fairly low profile and actually contribute to the list... And whatever you do don't get get on Dick's bad side... Right Dick? :-) Tim !DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC -//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN HTMLHEAD META HTTP-EQUIV=Content-Type CONTENT=text/html; charset=iso-8859-1 META content=MSHTML 5.50.4134.600 name=GENERATOR/HEAD BODY bgColor=#ff leftMargin=70 topMargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=70 DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2Here is a quote from my Damager when I send him the link to this marvelous product:/FONT/SPAN/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2/FONT/SPANnbsp;/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2 /FONTFONT face=ArialFONT color=#ffFONT size=2SPAN class=211281917-09012003W/SPANhere do I signup. At a buck and three quarters an hour I'll replace all of you slackards. /FONT/FONT/FONT/SPAN/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2/FONT/SPANnbsp;/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2And told him he will probably get what he paid for :) /FONT/SPAN/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003/SPANSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2/FONT/SPANnbsp;/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2- Kirti/FONT/SPAN/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2/FONT/SPANnbsp;/DIV DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=leftFONT face=Tahoma size=2-Original Message-BRBFrom:/B Fink, Dan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]BRBSent:/B Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:30 PMBRBTo:/B Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LBRBSubject:/B RE: test this email adBRBR/FONT/DIV DIVFONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2SPAN class=409202822-08012003Tim,/SPAN/FONT/DIV DIVFONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2SPAN class=409202822-08012003nbsp;nbsp;nbsp; I think you are wasting your time. A threat from Dick is meaningless...cause they appear not to know Dick!/SPAN/FONT/DIV DIVFONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2SPAN class=409202822-08012003nbsp;nbsp;nbsp; I checked their website. Instead of 'Contact Us' it says 'Contacts Us' on each page...And I'm going to trust them to monitor my database? /SPAN/FONT/DIV BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style=MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=leftFONT face=Tahoma size=2-Original Message-BRBFrom:/B Johnston, Tim [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]BRBSent:/B Wednesday, January 08, 2003 2:59 PMBRBTo:/B Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LBRBSubject:/B RE: test this email adBRBR/FONT/DIV DIVSPAN class=469575821-08012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2Um...nbsp; This looks like a sales critter post...nbsp; So, let's test it...nbsp; Tell me Paul...nbsp; Exactly why is this tool so wonderful???nbsp; And, a simple cut and paste of marketing material won't do...nbsp; What exactly does it do for you that is so wonderful???nbsp;nbsp;How does it free up your time???nbsp;nbsp;FYI, if you are a sales critter, you shouldn't post this kind of stuff unless you have some idea of what you'renbsp;are talking about...nbsp; We do have a couple sales critters around but they maintain a fairly low profile and actually contribute to the list...nbsp; And whatever you do don't get get on Dick's bad side...nbsp; Right Dick?/FONT/SPAN/DIV DIVSPAN class=469575821-08012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2/FONT/SPANnbsp;/DIV DIVSPAN class=469575821-08012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff
Re: RE: test this email ad
I thought that was Jack. Maybe you don't know Jack. Ruth - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 1:44 PM For those not familiar with American Slang, saying You don't know dick. means You don't know anything. It was a pun I just could not resist... -Original Message- Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 11:06 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L The first time I read this it did not make sense, but now the light bulb has finally come on. I'll just add these folks to the s%$list. Dick Goulet Reply Separator Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:30 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Tim, I think you are wasting your time. A threat from Dick is meaningless...cause they appear not to know Dick! I checked their website. Instead of 'Contact Us' it says 'Contacts Us' on each page...And I'm going to trust them to monitor my database? -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 2:59 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Um... This looks like a sales critter post... So, let's test it... Tell me Paul... Exactly why is this tool so wonderful??? And, a simple cut and paste of marketing material won't do... What exactly does it do for you that is so wonderful??? How does it free up your time??? FYI, if you are a sales critter, you shouldn't post this kind of stuff unless you have some idea of what you're are talking about... We do have a couple sales critters around but they maintain a fairly low profile and actually contribute to the list... And whatever you do don't get get on Dick's bad side... Right Dick? :-) Tim !DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC -//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN HTMLHEAD META HTTP-EQUIV=Content-Type CONTENT=text/html; charset=iso-8859-1 META content=MSHTML 5.50.4134.600 name=GENERATOR/HEAD BODY bgColor=#ff leftMargin=70 topMargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=70 DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2Here is a quote from my Damager when I send him the link to this marvelous product:/FONT/SPAN/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2/FONT/SPANnbsp;/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2 /FONTFONT face=ArialFONT color=#ffFONT size=2SPAN class=211281917-09012003W/SPANhere do I signup. At a buck and three quarters an hour I'll replace all of you slackards. /FONT/FONT/FONT/SPAN/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2/FONT/SPANnbsp;/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2And told him he will probably get what he paid for :) /FONT/SPAN/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003/SPANSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2/FONT/SPANnbsp;/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2- Kirti/FONT/SPAN/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2/FONT/SPANnbsp;/DIV DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=leftFONT face=Tahoma size=2-Original Message-BRBFrom:/B Fink, Dan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]BRBSent:/B Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:30 PMBRBTo:/B Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LBRBSubject:/B RE: test this email adBRBR/FONT/DIV DIVFONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2SPAN class=409202822-08012003Tim,/SPAN/FONT/DIV DIVFONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2SPAN class=409202822-08012003nbsp;nbsp;nbsp; I think you are wasting your time. A threat from Dick is meaningless...cause they appear not to know Dick!/SPAN/FONT/DIV DIVFONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2SPAN class=409202822-08012003nbsp;nbsp;nbsp; I checked their website. Instead of 'Contact Us' it says 'Contacts Us' on each page...And I'm going to trust them to monitor my database? /SPAN/FONT/DIV BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style=MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=leftFONT face=Tahoma size=2-Original Message-BRBFrom:/B Johnston, Tim [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]BRBSent:/B Wednesday, January 08, 2003 2:59 PMBRBTo:/B Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LBRBSubject:/B RE: test this email adBRBR/FONT/DIV DIVSPAN class=469575821-08012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2Um...nbsp; This looks like a sales critter post...nbsp; So, let's test it...nbsp; Tell me Paul...nbsp; Exactly why is this tool so wonderful???nbsp; And, a simple cut and paste of marketing material won't do...nbsp; What exactly does it do for you that is so wonderful???nbsp;nbsp;How does it free up your time???nbsp;nbsp;FYI, if you are a sales critter, you shouldn't post this kind of stuff unless you have some idea of what you'renbsp;are talking about...nbsp; We do have a couple sales critters around but they maintain a fairly low profile and actually contribute to the list...nbsp;
RE: RE: test this email ad
HTH === If someone ever says You don't know Jack Shit, here is the perfect response. Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says You don't know Jack Schitt. Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children... Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt... were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens Brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, You don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them. Family History recorded by Crock O. Schitt -Original Message- Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 2:19 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L I thought that was Jack. Maybe you don't know Jack. Ruth - Original Message - To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 1:44 PM For those not familiar with American Slang, saying You don't know dick. means You don't know anything. It was a pun I just could not resist... -Original Message- Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 11:06 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L The first time I read this it did not make sense, but now the light bulb has finally come on. I'll just add these folks to the s%$list. Dick Goulet Reply Separator Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:30 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Tim, I think you are wasting your time. A threat from Dick is meaningless...cause they appear not to know Dick! I checked their website. Instead of 'Contact Us' it says 'Contacts Us' on each page...And I'm going to trust them to monitor my database? -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 2:59 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Um... This looks like a sales critter post... So, let's test it... Tell me Paul... Exactly why is this tool so wonderful??? And, a simple cut and paste of marketing material won't do... What exactly does it do for you that is so wonderful??? How does it free up your time??? FYI, if you are a sales critter, you shouldn't post this kind of stuff unless you have some idea of what you're are talking about... We do have a couple sales critters around but they maintain a fairly low profile and actually contribute to the list... And whatever you do don't get get on Dick's bad side... Right Dick? :-) Tim !DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC -//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN HTMLHEAD META HTTP-EQUIV=Content-Type CONTENT=text/html; charset=iso-8859-1 META content=MSHTML 5.50.4134.600 name=GENERATOR/HEAD BODY bgColor=#ff leftMargin=70 topMargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=70 DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2Here is a quote from my Damager when I send him the link to this marvelous product:/FONT/SPAN/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2/FONT/SPANnbsp;/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2 /FONTFONT face=ArialFONT color=#ffFONT size=2SPAN class=211281917-09012003W/SPANhere do I signup. At a buck and three quarters an hour I'll replace all of you slackards. /FONT/FONT/FONT/SPAN/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2/FONT/SPANnbsp;/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2And told him he will probably get what he paid for :) /FONT/SPAN/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003/SPANSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2/FONT/SPANnbsp;/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2- Kirti/FONT/SPAN/DIV DIVSPAN class=211281917-09012003FONT face=Arial color=#ff size=2/FONT/SPANnbsp;/DIV DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=leftFONT face=Tahoma size=2-Original
