RE: Re: test

2003-09-07 Thread Rajesh Dayal
I am really happy to see such responses for my test !! 

BTW, I was just checking whether I have successfully been un-subscribed for 
my old mail-id and subscribed with new one. 

But disappointed to see that un-subscription mail reached much later than test
Mail (which actually I sent before).

And yes, will silently be watching the testG launch through net. My Damagement
Doesn't think it's worth attending these launches. ;-((

Regards,

Rajesh Dayal
Senior Oracle DBA (OCP 8,8i,9i)
International Information Technology Company LLC


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No, no, no, no. You just live on the wrong side of the world, these days.

TestG is old, gone, dead. It's Test/g/ now. Has been for a couple of 
weeks. Notice the italics. Don't make users more ten'se than neccessary.

The first one who sees a production version of Tense/g /will forever be 
known as the g-spotter.

Connor McDonald wrote:

>I would not bother to use Test, because TestG is
>coming out very shortly. A lot of the Test programs
>have not been Test'd on version TestG which tends to
>make users a little testy
>
>:-)
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>also need to test.
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RE: RE: test this email ad

2003-01-09 Thread Richard Ji
HTH

===

If someone ever says "You don't know Jack Shit", here is the perfect
response. Who is Jack Schitt?

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can
intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the
deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,
Giva Schitt, Bull
Schitt and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school drop out.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living
with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced
a son of
nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children... Fulla
Schitt and Giva Schitt... were inseparable throughout childhood and
subsequently married the Happens
Brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were
Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the
world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct
them.

Family History recorded by Crock O. Schitt

-Original Message-
Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 2:19 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


I thought that was Jack.  Maybe you don't know Jack.
Ruth
- Original Message -
To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 1:44 PM


> For those not familiar with American Slang, saying "You don't know dick."
> means "You don't know anything."
>
> It was a pun I just could not resist...
>
> -Original Message-
> Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 11:06 AM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
> The first time I read this it did not make sense, but now the light bulb
has
> finally come on.  I'll just add these folks to the s&%$list.
>
> Dick Goulet
>
> Reply Separator
> Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:30 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
> Tim,
> I think you are wasting your time. A threat from Dick is
> meaningless...cause
> they appear not to know Dick!
> I checked their website. Instead of 'Contact Us' it says 'Contacts Us'
> on
> each page...And I'm going to trust them to monitor my database?
>
> -Original Message-
> Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 2:59 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
> Um...  This looks like a sales critter post...  So, let's test it...  Tell
> me
> Paul...  Exactly why is this tool so wonderful???  And, a simple cut and
> paste
> of marketing material won't do...  What exactly does it do for you that is
> so
> wonderful???  How does it free up your time???  FYI, if you are a sales
> critter,
> you shouldn't post this kind of stuff unless you have some idea of what
> you're
> are talking about...  We do have a couple sales critters around but they
> maintain a fairly low profile and actually contribute to the list...  And
> whatever you do don't get get on Dick's bad side...  Right Dick?
>
> :-)
>
> Tim
>
>
>
>
> 
> 
> 
>
>
> 
>  marginwidth="70">
>  size=2>Here
> is a quote from my Damager when I send him the link to this marvelous
> product:
>  size=2> 
> "
>  class=211281917-09012003>Where do I signup. At a buck and three
> quarters
> an hour I'll replace all of you slackards."
> 
>  size=2> 
>  size=2>And
> told him he will probably get what he paid for :) 
>  class=211281917-09012003> face=Arial color=#ff size=2> 
> -
> Kirti
>  size=2> 
>  size=2>-Original Message-From: Fink, Dan
> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:30
> PMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject:
RE:
>
> test this email ad
>  class=409202822-08012003>Tim,
>  class=409202822-08012003>    I think you are wasting your
> time. A
>
> threat from Dick is meaningless...cause they appear not to know
> Dick!
>  class=409202822-08012003>    I checked their website.
Instead
> of
> 'Contact Us' it says 'Contacts Us' on each page...And I'm going to trust
> them to
>
> monitor my database? 
> 
>  size=2>-Original Message-From: Johnston, Tim
>   [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Wednesday, January 08,
> 2003
>   2:59 PMTo: Multiple recipients of list
> ORACLE-LSubject:
>   RE: test this email ad
>  size=2>Um...  This looks like a sales critter post...  So,
let's
>
>   test it...  Tell me Paul...  Exactly why is this tool so
>   wonderful???  And, a simp

Re: RE: test this email ad

2003-01-09 Thread Ruth Gramolini
I thought that was Jack.  Maybe you don't know Jack.
Ruth
- Original Message -
To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 1:44 PM


> For those not familiar with American Slang, saying "You don't know dick."
> means "You don't know anything."
>
> It was a pun I just could not resist...
>
> -Original Message-
> Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 11:06 AM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
> The first time I read this it did not make sense, but now the light bulb
has
> finally come on.  I'll just add these folks to the s&%$list.
>
> Dick Goulet
>
> Reply Separator
> Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:30 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
> Tim,
> I think you are wasting your time. A threat from Dick is
> meaningless...cause
> they appear not to know Dick!
> I checked their website. Instead of 'Contact Us' it says 'Contacts Us'
> on
> each page...And I'm going to trust them to monitor my database?
>
> -Original Message-
> Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 2:59 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
> Um...  This looks like a sales critter post...  So, let's test it...  Tell
> me
> Paul...  Exactly why is this tool so wonderful???  And, a simple cut and
> paste
> of marketing material won't do...  What exactly does it do for you that is
> so
> wonderful???  How does it free up your time???  FYI, if you are a sales
> critter,
> you shouldn't post this kind of stuff unless you have some idea of what
> you're
> are talking about...  We do have a couple sales critters around but they
> maintain a fairly low profile and actually contribute to the list...  And
> whatever you do don't get get on Dick's bad side...  Right Dick?
>
> :-)
>
> Tim
>
>
>
>
> 
> 
> 
>
>
> 
>  marginwidth="70">
>  size=2>Here
> is a quote from my Damager when I send him the link to this marvelous
> product:
>  size=2> 
> "
>  class=211281917-09012003>Where do I signup. At a buck and three
> quarters
> an hour I'll replace all of you slackards."
> 
>  size=2> 
>  size=2>And
> told him he will probably get what he paid for :) 
>  class=211281917-09012003> face=Arial color=#ff size=2> 
> -
> Kirti
>  size=2> 
>  size=2>-Original Message-From: Fink, Dan
> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:30
> PMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject:
RE:
>
> test this email ad
>  class=409202822-08012003>Tim,
>  class=409202822-08012003>    I think you are wasting your
> time. A
>
> threat from Dick is meaningless...cause they appear not to know
> Dick!
>  class=409202822-08012003>    I checked their website.
Instead
> of
> 'Contact Us' it says 'Contacts Us' on each page...And I'm going to trust
> them to
>
> monitor my database? 
> 
>  size=2>-Original Message-From: Johnston, Tim
>   [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Wednesday, January 08,
> 2003
>   2:59 PMTo: Multiple recipients of list
> ORACLE-LSubject:
>   RE: test this email ad
>  size=2>Um...  This looks like a sales critter post...  So,
let's
>
>   test it...  Tell me Paul...  Exactly why is this tool so
>   wonderful???  And, a simple cut and paste of marketing material
won't
>
>   do...  What exactly does it do for you that is so
>   wonderful???  How does it free up your time???  FYI,
> if
>   you are a sales critter, you shouldn't post this kind of stuff unless
you
> have
>
>   some idea of what you're are talking about...  We do have a
> couple
>   sales critters around but they maintain a fairly low profile and
actually
>   contribute to the list...  And whatever you do don't get get on
> Dick's
>   bad side...  Right Dick?
>  size=2> 
>  size=2>:-)
>  size=2> 
>  size=2>Tim
>   
>  size=2> 
>
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RE: RE: test this email ad

2003-01-09 Thread Fink, Dan
For those not familiar with American Slang, saying "You don't know dick."
means "You don't know anything."

It was a pun I just could not resist...

-Original Message-
Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 11:06 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


The first time I read this it did not make sense, but now the light bulb has
finally come on.  I'll just add these folks to the s&%$list.

Dick Goulet

Reply Separator
Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:30 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Tim,
I think you are wasting your time. A threat from Dick is
meaningless...cause
they appear not to know Dick!
I checked their website. Instead of 'Contact Us' it says 'Contacts Us'
on
each page...And I'm going to trust them to monitor my database? 

-Original Message-
Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 2:59 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Um...  This looks like a sales critter post...  So, let's test it...  Tell
me
Paul...  Exactly why is this tool so wonderful???  And, a simple cut and
paste
of marketing material won't do...  What exactly does it do for you that is
so
wonderful???  How does it free up your time???  FYI, if you are a sales
critter,
you shouldn't post this kind of stuff unless you have some idea of what
you're
are talking about...  We do have a couple sales critters around but they
maintain a fairly low profile and actually contribute to the list...  And
whatever you do don't get get on Dick's bad side...  Right Dick?
 
:-)
 
Tim

 









Here 
is a quote from my Damager when I send him the link to this marvelous 
product:
 
" 
Where do I signup. At a buck and three
quarters 
an hour I'll replace all of you slackards." 

 
And 
told him he will probably get what he paid for :) 
 
- 
Kirti
 
-Original Message-From: Fink, Dan 
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:30 
PMTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-LSubject: RE:

test this email ad
Tim,
    I think you are wasting your
time. A

threat from Dick is meaningless...cause they appear not to know 
Dick!
    I checked their website. Instead
of 
'Contact Us' it says 'Contacts Us' on each page...And I'm going to trust
them to

monitor my database? 

  -Original Message-From: Johnston, Tim 
  [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Wednesday, January 08,
2003 
  2:59 PMTo: Multiple recipients of list
ORACLE-LSubject: 
  RE: test this email ad
  Um...  This looks like a sales critter post...  So, let's

  test it...  Tell me Paul...  Exactly why is this tool so 
  wonderful???  And, a simple cut and paste of marketing material won't

  do...  What exactly does it do for you that is so 
  wonderful???  How does it free up your time???  FYI,
if 
  you are a sales critter, you shouldn't post this kind of stuff unless you
have

  some idea of what you're are talking about...  We do have a
couple 
  sales critters around but they maintain a fairly low profile and actually 
  contribute to the list...  And whatever you do don't get get on
Dick's 
  bad side...  Right Dick?
   
  :-)
   
  Tim
  
 

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