RE: Friday thought
ME??? Who said anything about me? Almost... A few more drinks - who knows what would have happened... Scott Shafer San Antonio, TX 210-581-6217 "And no amount of training or preparedness can eliminate the almost certainty that in the middle of your Angry Crane stance, as you transition to your Combative Monkey to administer the Coup de Grâce via your Ninja Death Touch, you step on a beer bottle and fall backwards into the juke box and get your head stove in by a drunk with a pool cue." --Jay Trigg > -Original Message- > From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Monday, June 11, 2001 4:46 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > Subject: RE: Friday thought > > Were you wearing a speedo with that feather boa? > > || -Original Message- > || From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > || [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > || Sent: Monday, June 11, 2001 4:36 PM > || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > || Subject: RE: Friday thought > || > || > || He, he, he... forget the good beer - last week at a client > || "get together" > || that happened to occur at a karaoke bar... Well, lets just > || say that a > || microphone, feather boa, shots of whiskey, and cheap beer > || are a dangerous > || combination in a dba's hands... > || > || Scott Shafer > || San Antonio, TX > || 210-581-6217 > -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Friday thought
Were you wearing a speedo with that feather boa? || -Original Message- || From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] || [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || Sent: Monday, June 11, 2001 4:36 PM || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || Subject: RE: Friday thought || || || He, he, he... forget the good beer - last week at a client || "get together" || that happened to occur at a karaoke bar... Well, lets just || say that a || microphone, feather boa, shots of whiskey, and cheap beer || are a dangerous || combination in a dba's hands... || || Scott Shafer || San Antonio, TX || 210-581-6217 || || "And no amount of training or preparedness can eliminate the almost || certainty that in the middle of your Angry Crane stance, as || you transition || to your Combative Monkey to administer the Coup de Grâce via || your Ninja || Death Touch, you step on a beer bottle and fall backwards || into the juke box || and get your head stove in by a drunk with a pool cue." --Jay Trigg || || || > -Original Message- || > From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || > Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 10:13 AM || > To:Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || > Subject: RE: Friday thought || > || > Paul, || > || > DON'T *DO* THAT! || > || > I miss good beer, even at 10:15am in the morning. God, || > that sounded good.. || > || > || > || > -Ross || > || > || -Original Message- || > || From: Paul Drake [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || > || Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 5:49 AM || > || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || > || Subject: Re: Friday thought || > || || > || || > || Robertson Lee - lerobe wrote: || > || > || > || > I'm sure, there are many of you on this list will || > || sympathise with this || > || > one || > || > > || > || > > Rocks: a meaning for life || > || > > || > || > > But then... || > || > > A student took the jar which the other students and || the professor || > || > > agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. || > || > > Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within || > || the jar making the || > || > > jar truly full. || > || > > || > || > > The moral of this tale is: that no matter how full your || > || life is, there is || > || > > always || > || > > room for BEER || > || > || > || || > || but - what kind of BEER was it? || > || yesterday - while enjoying a beer + delicious burgher (spelling || > || intentional) || > || I had a Paulaner Hefe with some Kriek Rasberry Lambic doping. || > || Yes, the local watering hole features $2 (USD) pints of such || > || fine brews || > || as Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, the previously mentioned || hefe, blue Moon || > || Belgian White (and more than 1 dozen others). || > || || > || So I would have to further assert - if its not GOOD BEER - || > || you shouldn't || > || bother - as in (a popular sig) || > || || > || life is too short for cheap beer - but - not too short || for $2 pint || > || nights. || > || || > || crash. || > || || > || Paul || > || -- || Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com || -- || Author: || INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] || || Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 || San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / || Mailing Lists || || To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message || to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in || the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L || (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may || also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). || -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Mohan, Ross INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Friday thought
He, he, he... forget the good beer - last week at a client "get together" that happened to occur at a karaoke bar... Well, lets just say that a microphone, feather boa, shots of whiskey, and cheap beer are a dangerous combination in a dba's hands... Scott Shafer San Antonio, TX 210-581-6217 "And no amount of training or preparedness can eliminate the almost certainty that in the middle of your Angry Crane stance, as you transition to your Combative Monkey to administer the Coup de Grâce via your Ninja Death Touch, you step on a beer bottle and fall backwards into the juke box and get your head stove in by a drunk with a pool cue." --Jay Trigg > -Original Message- > From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 10:13 AM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > Subject: RE: Friday thought > > Paul, > > DON'T *DO* THAT! > > I miss good beer, even at 10:15am in the morning. God, > that sounded good.. > > > > -Ross > > || -Original Message- > || From: Paul Drake [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > || Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 5:49 AM > || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > || Subject: Re: Friday thought > || > || > || Robertson Lee - lerobe wrote: > || > > || > I'm sure, there are many of you on this list will > || sympathise with this > || > one > || > > > || > > Rocks: a meaning for life > || > > > || > > But then... > || > > A student took the jar which the other students and the professor > || > > agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. > || > > Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within > || the jar making the > || > > jar truly full. > || > > > || > > The moral of this tale is: that no matter how full your > || life is, there is > || > > always > || > > room for BEER > || > > || > || but - what kind of BEER was it? > || yesterday - while enjoying a beer + delicious burgher (spelling > || intentional) > || I had a Paulaner Hefe with some Kriek Rasberry Lambic doping. > || Yes, the local watering hole features $2 (USD) pints of such > || fine brews > || as Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, the previously mentioned hefe, blue Moon > || Belgian White (and more than 1 dozen others). > || > || So I would have to further assert - if its not GOOD BEER - > || you shouldn't > || bother - as in (a popular sig) > || > || life is too short for cheap beer - but - not too short for $2 pint > || nights. > || > || crash. > || > || Paul > -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Friday thought
I actually looked at the address it came from to see if it was written by a Canadian. English is close enough. I think that is where Canada got the whole beer philosophy from anyway. -Original Message- Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 2:36 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L LOL! I almost didn't read this, having seen the first part several times. Glad I finished it. Jared On Friday 08 June 2001 01:50, Robertson Lee - lerobe wrote: > I'm sure, there are many of you on this list will sympathise with this > one > > > Rocks: a meaning for life > > > > A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some > > items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up > > a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, > > rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was > > full? They agreed that it was. ... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Kimberly Smith INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Friday thought
Paul, DON'T *DO* THAT! I miss good beer, even at 10:15am in the morning. God, that sounded good.. -Ross || -Original Message- || From: Paul Drake [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] || Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 5:49 AM || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L || Subject: Re: Friday thought || || || Robertson Lee - lerobe wrote: || > || > I'm sure, there are many of you on this list will || sympathise with this || > one || > > || > > Rocks: a meaning for life || > > || > > But then... || > > A student took the jar which the other students and the professor || > > agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. || > > Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within || the jar making the || > > jar truly full. || > > || > > The moral of this tale is: that no matter how full your || life is, there is || > > always || > > room for BEER || > || || but - what kind of BEER was it? || yesterday - while enjoying a beer + delicious burgher (spelling || intentional) || I had a Paulaner Hefe with some Kriek Rasberry Lambic doping. || Yes, the local watering hole features $2 (USD) pints of such || fine brews || as Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, the previously mentioned hefe, blue Moon || Belgian White (and more than 1 dozen others). || || So I would have to further assert - if its not GOOD BEER - || you shouldn't || bother - as in (a popular sig) || || life is too short for cheap beer - but - not too short for $2 pint || nights. || || crash. || || Paul || -- || Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com || -- || Author: Paul Drake || INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] || || Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 || San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / || Mailing Lists || || To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message || to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in || the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L || (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may || also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). || -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Mohan, Ross INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: Friday thought
HAHAHA! Thank you...i need that to start my morning off!!! === Patrick Housholder United Airlines Flight Training Center Denver CO *>-Original Message- *>From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Robertson *>Lee - lerobe *>Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 2:50 AM *>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L *>Subject: Friday thought *> *> *>I'm sure, there are many of you on this list will sympathise with this *>one *>> *>> Rocks: a meaning for life *>> *>> A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some *>> items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up *>> a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, *>> rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was *>> full? They agreed that it was. *>> *>> So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured *>> them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, *>> rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the *>> students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. *>> *>> The students laughed. The professor picked up a box of sand *>> and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up *>everything else. *>> *>> *>> "Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognise that this is your *>> life. *>> The rocks are the important things - your family, your *>> partner, your health, your children - things that if everything *>else was *>> lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. *>> The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, *>> your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff." *>> *>> "If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the *>> pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend *>all your *>> time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the *>> things that are important to you. *>> Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. *>> Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. *>> *>> Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to *>> work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal." *>> "Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your *>> priorities. The rest is just sand." *>> *>> But then... *>> A student took the jar which the other students and the professor *>> agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. *>> Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the *>> jar truly full. *>> *>> The moral of this tale is: that no matter how full your life *>is, there is *>> always *>> room for BEER *> *> *>The information contained in this communication is *>confidential, is intended only for the use of the recipient *>named above, and may be legally privileged. If the reader *>of this message is not the intended recipient, you are *>hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or *>copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. *>If you have received this communication in error, please *>re-send this communication to the sender and delete the *>original message or any copy of it from your computer *>system. *>-- *>Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com *>-- *>Author: Robertson Lee - lerobe *> INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] *> *>Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 *>San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists *> *>To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message *>to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in *>the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L *>(or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may *>also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: ph INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: Friday thought
Robertson Lee - lerobe wrote: > > I'm sure, there are many of you on this list will sympathise with this > one > > > > Rocks: a meaning for life > > > > But then... > > A student took the jar which the other students and the professor > > agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. > > Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the > > jar truly full. > > > > The moral of this tale is: that no matter how full your life is, there is > > always > > room for BEER > but - what kind of BEER was it? yesterday - while enjoying a beer + delicious burgher (spelling intentional) I had a Paulaner Hefe with some Kriek Rasberry Lambic doping. Yes, the local watering hole features $2 (USD) pints of such fine brews as Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, the previously mentioned hefe, blue Moon Belgian White (and more than 1 dozen others). So I would have to further assert - if its not GOOD BEER - you shouldn't bother - as in (a popular sig) life is too short for cheap beer - but - not too short for $2 pint nights. crash. Paul -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Paul Drake INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: Friday thought
LOL! I almost didn't read this, having seen the first part several times. Glad I finished it. Jared On Friday 08 June 2001 01:50, Robertson Lee - lerobe wrote: > I'm sure, there are many of you on this list will sympathise with this > one > > > Rocks: a meaning for life > > > > A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some > > items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up > > a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, > > rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was > > full? They agreed that it was. ... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Jared Still INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
